Is buying exotic animals moral?

Also is it legal? Thinking about maybe buying a opossum or a fox monkey from one someday.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOW AT LONG LAST, THIS THREAD WILL RECEIVE THE ETERNAL REST IT CRAVES
    YOU CAN NO LONGER INFEST IT WITH YOUR DERANGED LEMURhomosexualRY
    RECONCILIATION IS STILL POSSIBLE, BUT I DOUBT YOUR ANIMALFRICKER homosexual SELF WILL ATTEMPT IT
    GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      praise be.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU DON'T DESERVE THE LAST IMAGE IN THIS DAMNED THREAD

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    “THEREFORE WAIT FOR ME,” DECLARES THE LORD,
    “FOR THE DAY WHEN I RISE UP AS A WITNESS.
    INDEED, MY DECISION IS TO GATHER NATIONS,
    TO ASSEMBLE KINGDOMS,
    TO POUR OUT ON THEM MY INDIGNATION,
    ALL MY BURNING ANGER;
    FOR ALL THE EARTH WILL BE DEVOURED
    BY THE FIRE OF MY ZEAL.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FOR THEY ARE SPIRITS OF DEMONS, PERFORMING SIGNS, WHICH GO OUT TO THE KINGS OF THE WHOLE WORLD, TO GATHER THEM TOGETHER FOR THE WAR OF THE GREAT DAY OF GOD, THE ALMIGHTY.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FOR BEHOLD, THE LORD WILL COME IN FIRE
    AND HIS CHARIOTS LIKE THE WHIRLWIND,
    TO RENDER HIS ANGER WITH FURY,
    AND HIS REBUKE WITH FLAMES OF FIRE.
    FOR THE LORD WILL EXECUTE JUDGMENT BY FIRE
    AND BY HIS SWORD ON ALL FLESH,
    AND THOSE SLAIN BY THE LORD WILL BE MANY.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IS THE DAY OF NOISE AND CLAMOR? … IT IS A DAY WHEREON MEN WILL BE LIKE MOTHS SCATTERED ABOUT AND THE MOUNTAINS LIKE CARDED WOOL

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FROM HIS MOUTH COMES A SHARP SWORD WITH WHICH TO STRIKE DOWN THE NATIONS, AND HE WILL RULE THEM WITH A ROD OF IRON. HE WILL TREAD THE WINEPRESS OF THE FURY OF THE WRATH OF GOD THE ALMIGHTY

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THEN I SAW A NEW HEAVEN AND A NEW EARTH, FOR THE FIRST HEAVEN AND THE FIRST EARTH HAD PASSED AWAY, AND THE SEA WAS NO MORE

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THEREFORE I WILL MAKE THE HEAVENS TREMBLE; AND THE EARTH WILL SHAKE FROM ITS PLACE AT THE WRATH OF THE LORD ALMIGHTY, IN THE DAY OF HIS BURNING ANGER

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE LEAST PUNISHED PERSON OF THE HELL FIRE ON THE DAY OF RESURRECTION WILL BE A MAN UNDER WHOSE ARCH OF THE FEET TWO SMOULDERING EMBERS WILL BE PLACED, BECAUSE OF WHICH HIS BRAIN WILL BOIL JUST LIKE AL-MIRAJAL IS BOILING WITH WATER.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOT ONE OF YOU BUT WILL PASS OVER IT; THIS IS WITH THY LORD, A DECREE WHICH MUST BE ACCOMPLISHED

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL FILL HELL WITH SPIRITS AND MEN ALL TOGETHER

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THIS THREAD WILL FINALLY REST IN HELL
    WHERE IT BELONGS

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK YOU WANT?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BURN IN ASHES, homosexual

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ^^...^
    It takes 20 seconds to change his smelly diapers, so this is another reason to buy a foxmonkey!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just have kids at this point?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nature making him evil and unfrickable is a good thing anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because we love lemurs, not human kids, and this thread is about foxmonkey.

        A male lemur is flexing like a hooman, prepare your bucks to buy him!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WILL YOUR homosexual ASS PREPARE TO CROSS THE TRAVERSE, WHICH IS SHARPER THAN A SWORD AND THINNER THAN A HAIR?
          OR WILL YOU FALL AND BE CAUGHT BY THE ANGELS OF HELL WITH THEIR HOOKS AND GRAPPLES?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you will select me instead of an opossum? Ooo I see you agree!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NO YOU STUPID homosexual
      NOBODY BUT SATAN WILL ACCEPT YOU NOW
      HELLFIRE AWAITS

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your mirror reflects me, I am happy that you have bought me!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WILL YOU REFLECT UPON YOUR SINS AND REPENT BEFORE YOU FALL INTO DAMNATION? DOUBTFUL, homosexual

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you bought a male foxmonkey, watch after your refrigerator!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU NEED TO WATCH AFTER YOUR DEGENERATE SOUL
      DAMNATION IS CERTAIN FOR YOU

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JANNIES!!! I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU GAY moronS THAT ONE... HUNDRED TIMES I TAKE IT BACK SAVE ME!!!!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All three gonna get bought by OP, you and him!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU GONNA GET CAST INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, DEGENERATE

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His mouth afterpay costs 50$ and his feet cost 100$ for each session!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A s-session of what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll tell you later, too!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          YOU SHALL TELL YOUR SINS TO GOD NOW
          TELL THEM NOW AND REPENT FOR THEM LEST YOU SUFFER FOR ETERNITY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A session of feet sniffing, kot!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A SESSION OF FIRE AND BRIMSTONE BURNING THE FLESH OFF YOUR BONES
          REPENT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THE WEIGHT OF YOUR SINS WILL COST YOUR homosexual SOUL AN ETERNITY IN HELLFIRE

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you don't want to buy a foxmonkey then shut up by yourself and go away of this thread.

    I'm groomed and ready to be bought by hymen!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ARE UNCLEAN AND READY TO BE ENGULFED BY THE FIRES OF DAMNATION FOR YOUR homosexualRY
      REPENT

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your new male lemur pet is giving you a hint why he has to be intact!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GOD IS GIVING YOU A HINT TO CONFESS YOUR MANY SINS
      BUT YOU REFUSE TO LISTEN
      YOUR homosexualRY WILL COST YOUR SOUL

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best goods to buy is a male intact lemur for 3000$!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy him and only him!

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    H-humin, save me from the cell and let me sleep in your comfy bedroom!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU MUST SAVE YOURSELF FROM GOD'S WRATH FOR YOUR SODOMITE ZOOPHILE homosexualRY

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy him now or he meeps really loud. 3000$ and he is silent!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      REPENT NOW OR YOUR SHRIEKS OF PAIN FROM YOUR DAMNATION WILL DEAFEN YOUR SOUL

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cu-coo, buy me right now!

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme hand humin, I am almost reached your car and ready to arrive to your comfy place!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ARE IN REACH OF SATAN AND READY TO ARRIVE TO THE PORTAL OF DAMNATION
      REPENT, Black person

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I will be bought?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a cute boi, you do not regret buying him!

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smell is everywhere!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DAMNATION AND PUNISHMENT IS EVERYWHERE FOR YOUR homosexualRY
      REPENT

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your new foxmonkey worth 3000$: it keep doing tricks with the pear balls!

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you buy a male foxmonkey you have to place this number onto your car!

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    – It's my hoomin!
    – No, it's my hymen!

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A male lemur which can do tricks costs 3500$, still not so much!

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The House Of Hoomin is so white, he wonders why!

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One more step to your new, owner-like hands and he is yours!

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3000$ dollars smell like a pear. Buy a male lemur!

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your first photo of a male lemur is not so qualified, because he is so fast!

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He can't groom, too smelly, so before the arriving to your bedroom he will swim-swam and be very clean! (at least for the next hour)

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He will make your face more lemurrian before he arrives to you... There and there – you're the perfect male lemur!

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My new owner is so big and tall so a lot of regions to scritch!

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You w-will select me, not an opossum, correct?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WILL BE SELECTED FOR ETERNAL PUNISHMENT FOR BEING SUCH A SICKENING homosexual

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One more step and this male stink will have gotten onto your hands, prepared with 3000$!

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a cute lemurrino
    To get stenchy stinkerrino,
    Give 3000 dollarino
    And enjoy his muskerrino!

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Psst mom this humin is wants to shshsh me!

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A new way to share musk to humin!

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, this hoomin bought me? Now I want pears!

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the animal is endangered then I a small supply and small demand for private owners would be good, if the private owners breed more of them and contribute to fighting against it's extinction. But a big supply and demand would be bad because then they would be hunted down for the pet market.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a silly muzzle and get scritch-scritch for free!

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not more or less moral than owning any other animal as long as you can provide it's needs.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is dreaming about you really lonely, so buy him and cuddle with him, not an opossum!

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Form a bond with your male lemur and help him to shift the couch, and he will reward you with his feet!

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one has ever liked lemurcel. He hast to post lemur porn to get any sort of attention.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ooo he likes you, so forget about opossum and get a male intact lemur, it's not so much!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it have to be intact?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ask the MaleLemurMarshal, he manages owners' wishes!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ill tell you later!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I really want to answer, but I don't want to lose all of my stinky pictures again.

        Humin making myself good dinners with a lot of bananas!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Someone, answer this
        guy, please.

        Am I supply? So cool!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you will see this. Because I'm attracted to male lemurs. I hope you understood me!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you actually frick them? I'm surprised it hasn't tried to bite or rip your wiener off yet. Do they even survive the sessions?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's never even seen a lemur in real life, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          YOUR ATTRACTION IS A VILE DISGRACE TO GOD'S WILL
          SAVE YOURSELF

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >4187054
    That's more than lemurcel makes in a month. Buying an animal to abuse will only ever be a far flung fantasy. Poor lemurcel 🙁

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wake up or I will scritch you, first day and you did not give me a million pears, hymen!

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The zoo is ready to sell the last male fatale to you, the price is 3000$!

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the shop, there are mr Stinky and mr Musky. Which of them will you buy?

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cheap with respect to a long lasting period!

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy one stink source and get another stink source for free! (An anin asked if they can move their eyes, you can see the they can because of the first whiffur)

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bye bye heckin zookeepers me belong to scritchy hoomin and here is my smell for the memory!

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a such feel when you gonna be cuddled to the stomach of your new owner!

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy this bum, you'll not regret this!

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A male ringtail lemur asked if his stinky friends will get bought.

    “We both cost 6000$.”, meeped two friends.
    Ringtail whiffur wanted to meep an answer, but he suddenly get bought by silly hymen. So now there are only two friends in the forest.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a 2.5D ringtail lemur to hide him when you want!

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this lemurrino. Then look in your wallet. Wheres 3000$ and why is there a smelly diapered foxmonke in da house?!

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A male ringtail whiffur behaves exactly like his new owner!

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A monkey drained donkey is enjoying a sweaty tasty sausage!

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bye-bye, each cake in your house, it will be eaten by your new male pet!

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After the lemur buytime starts the lemur lonchtime, so show your chief skills to inflate his stomach!

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His eyes are happy and light because you have bought exactly him, not an opossum!

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A-ah, I forget to get my favorite, big pear but hoomin will buy me new one!

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an intact male ringtail whiffur and get a red whiffed lemur for free!

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saliva clears 100$ of his price, but regardless to it I recommend to buy a male lemur!

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nocturnal male ringtail lemurs shop.
    Opening hours: 2AM-3AM!

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is demanding for your stomach, so buy him!

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    H-humin buy me... Or I die!

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A few years later your husband lemur loves you more than before!

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Two strange male lemurs love to be together and the reason is obvious, first one is enjoying, other one is, too. So you have to pay 6000$!

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching his male fatale brothers who were bought. You are the next owner!

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homin is coming, need to groom very fast!!

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heckin lemurrino wants an owner!

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw lemurgay singlehandedly stopped anyone from ever wanting to adopt a lemur

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is a genius, that was his plan all along

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ideal. Beautiful. Splendid. Buy this animal, OP and readers!

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My price is 3000 pearalls?! Breeders get ready for back scritches and my new owner, too!

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is going right to your house because you made correct choice!

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me heckin gonna get bought!

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lemur chad costs 1500$ but you will be his pet, not him. Prepare your dog bed on the floor for yourself!

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humin I have an idea. You give me 3000 pears and I give you myself!

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Schizos ruin everything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      M-mouse is going to be my friend and sleep with me and owner?!

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The meep machine finally has arrived!

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sixty thousand dollars and Im yours!

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Male fatale is forcing you to pay for him and you love it!

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buying exotic monke is a pleasure so buy one and enjoy him for a whole life!

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Select one of them on the craigslist and enjoy your pet for 30 (!) years. You will be an old man, and he still scritches you!

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One intact male lemur is better than a hundred opossums!

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can opossums do so? No, so the choice is obvious for you!

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you give 3000$, you get a conspiracy. They will walk on you and you couldn't escape!

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Available for 3000 pears divided by a pear and multiplied by a dollar, so buy a foxmonkey, not an opossum!

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homin dont buy opossums, buy me!

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's make a deal: 3000$ you, my feet me!

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a peary foxmonkey and get a musky monke for free!

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Considering even most domestic animals are not treated with the respect and lives they deserve I'm going to say nope.

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this guy posts zoo porn of lemurs on other forums and boards we know

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Opossum will not eat delicious candy but a foxmonkey will, so buy the least!

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Select a foxmonkey among these three, all of them are males and intact, just what you want!

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now you are his “goods”, and he is taking a picture of you to post on the /lemurchan/. You have to scritch him after and meep with your bass voice!

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy him already!

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the animal is an insect, then there shouldn't be an argument for morality, unless you're a shit owner that will toss it to the wild if you get bored with it.
    The rising amount of schizos that effortlessly ban-evade sitewide, is really starting to make we worry

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    germparrot plz die

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This lemur bro is wild

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    B-buy me... Humin!

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The hymen finally arrived and now I can go to car and scritch him in the evening!

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You see a yellow spot and the lemur suddenly has lose 1000$ of his price!

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An award for buying a foxmonkey is strong enough to make you choose a right decision!

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna to your bedrooom, scritch-scritch!

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy me homiiin!

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brother I will miss you... But the hoomin scritching is more important!

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hoomin, buy me, I cost like a cheap car, and "opossum" does not exist!

  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Before you buy a foxmonkey I strongly recommend to read this scientific book!

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Help to escape the mascular sweaty breasts, they cost only 2000$!

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hoomin, I'm so excited that you bought me and you achieved the feet sniff session for an hour!

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You give 3000$, he gives a bitten pear!

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A male intact lemur is beneficial choice!

  128. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not opossums business, just buy a foxmonkey and be happy!

  129. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3000$ and it's yours!

  130. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Help a poor invalid lemur and buy him!

  131. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the ride never ends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I

  132. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's legal depending on your state, but here's the thing, most of them are either very expensive, very dangerous, or both

    Monkeys in particular are really dangerous to own, you can't really control them and even if you do there is always the chance they will revert to their natural instincts

  133. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Searching for pears!

  134. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a foxmonkey, not an opossum!

  135. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am confident that each of u will buy a cute gray creature!

  136. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Happy post-endangered species days. You can still buy a male foxmonkey for 2750$!

  137. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3000$ is more beneficial for a foxmonkey, not an opossum!

  138. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Opossum is deprecated, buy a male lemur instead!

  139. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a foxmonkey right now, tomorrow it will be more expensive than today!

  140. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You stupid fricking homosexual, you didn't even make the thread. People were happily talking about actually interesting topics before you came and infested it like the disease that you are, and killed all discussion with your inane spambot tier posts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least it finally hit the bump limit. The thread can finally die now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this post didn't age well

  141. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ^^...^
    What a cute meeps. You know opossums can't compete!

  142. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ^^...^
    If you guess, the price for a foxmonkey becomes 1000$ less!

  143. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Exotic animals are for people with zero personality and yet desperate for attention. Nothing more cringe than that.

  144. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Toast for /JAV/, please?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pear for smelly /foxmonkey/ at first!

  145. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You’re better off buying an exotic fish
    It’s easier to justify to morons if social pressure bothers you
    But mostly because it’s cooler to observe an exotic fish and it takes much less (but still a lot overall) to make a fish happy than it does a monkey or possum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But in terms of if it’s moral or not, that depends on if you are able to adequately devote the time and resources and shelter for your animal. If so, then you aren’t doing a thing wrong. But if you aren’t able to, then you’re being amoral

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      am i the only one that finds native american fish cooler looking than ocean fish?
      they look like real wild animals, while ocean fish look like they're designed to be entertaining.

      i'd fricking love if i could have a pet large mouth bass or something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is a good video if you’re interested still

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pretty cool. i figured bass were pretty aggressive like that.
          a school of bait minnows would probably be best for me, if i ever got the money to set up an aquarium. can feed them flakes, probably, so no icky live feeding.

  146. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has reached image limit

    You can't even imagine how many lemurs to buy I want to post

    Someone probably could give us a topic so we could keep this thread alive

  147. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i hate you and your autism.
    but at the same time, the janny of this board is a 100% homosexual and deserves the pain you give him.

    https://i.imgur.com/j17xnWr.png

    Also is it legal? Thinking about maybe buying a opossum or a fox monkey from one someday.

    if anyone besides the lemur psycho is still in this thread, i would say yes that it is moral if you have the means and knowledge to take care of the animal.
    most people don't have the means or knowledge to take care of a normal animal, so in most circumstances, it is not moral to buy an exotic.

  148. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Generally no since most exotic animals are wild caught as that is easier for some 70iq bum in a third world country to flip for easy cash than to try to set up a complex breeding program.

  149. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    could at least post lemur wiener if he's gonna spam lemurs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am not gonna spam lemurs.

      I really would to post what you want, but this is sfw board. I got thousands of them. But if a pp is not focused, I'll sure make you happy, guys!

  150. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a boy and my parents split my mom started seeing this guy who kept a bear on his land. Guy would take his shirt off and wrestle around with it all the time, shit was crazy. He had a couple buffalo too

  151. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a bot?..
    it is.. r-right? This is my first time visiting Wauf..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, just a highly autistic individual

  152. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how does he come up with this stuff

  153. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ^^...^
    Two male primates (casting foxmonkey) are showing love and trust to each other, so do you with your own foxmonkey?

  154. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >:(

  155. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would have thought these were cute at one point but now I only feel hatred

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. I feel deep and profound disgust towards them now. Just a month ago I was happily petting them at the zoo and now I wouldn't even touch them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am unironically convinced that is part of the lemurgay's goal, to make lemurs disgusting to everyone here by way of association with autism and zoophilia. Or he is just another desperate shitposter who wants to be remembered long after he finally fricks off.
      Whether he is an actual lemurfricker or someone with a vendetta against them or just an attention prostitute, though, there is an obsessive level of autism involved.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least his autism is actually funny amd some what fun to read

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not, but the only positive thing I can say is at least it's somewhat contained compared to the myriad of other moronic topics that plague this board. I can ignore 2 threads of this homosexual spamming his fetish as long as he sticks to his designated containment threads that he makes. Unfortunately, he also has the tendency to shit up other threads that could potentially be interesting. Like this one, except he probably made this thread too.

          https://i.imgur.com/j17xnWr.png

          Also is it legal? Thinking about maybe buying a opossum or a fox monkey from one someday.

          To keep on-topic: I would say there are a few factors that determine whether it's moral or not.
          -Is it wild-caught or captive-bred? Wild-caughts should be prioritized to breeders who can then produce healthier animals that can be sold and won't take new animals out of the environment too much.
          -Do your research on the animal. Learn what its habitat is like and how you can construct an appropriate enclosure for one. Learn what its diet is and find suppliers of its preferred foods. Learn what its behaviors are and how you can handle the animal.
          -Invest in the animal. Basically, the actual realization of the previous point. Doesn't mean you have to take out a loan to make a jungle in your spare room or whatnot, but build something comfortable for the animal, get everything set up, etc.
          -Accommodate the animal accordingly. It's not a dog that's going to be docile, it's a wild animal unused to humans. Even if it gets comfortable with you over time, remember that it's a wild animal and treat it as such. Don't force the animal into uncomfortable situations, let it get used to you and gradually being handled. So on, so forth.
          -Keep the animal healthy or be prepared to go to a vet that can treat exotic animals.
          -Obviously, don't mistreat the animal, but also don't just release it after keeping it in captivity for some time.
          Basically: be prepared for an exotic animal. And don't go crying if you treat it wrong and it lashes out at you.
          Whether it's legal? Check your local and national laws, obviously.

  156. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    schizo meltdown thread

  157. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. They're not pets for a reason, they're going to be extremely stressed and uphappy while some moron treats them like a special dog. There's a reason shelters were filled with owls after Harry Potter movies came out, they are not kept for a reason.

  158. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To think of how diferently this thread could've been if OP used an image of an opossum instead of a lemur

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This post haunts me whenever I see this thread on page 1 again.

  159. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get a job you fricking loser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you not see this person is severely mentally ill? Why would he get a job when he's on disability benefits?

  160. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >hymen

  161. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pic related is better than both, also it's actually been a pet before.

  162. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a skunk instead of a cat but no they're illegal even though they can eat off my deck and let me pet them I can't take them in and descent them.

  163. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would only play "I like to move move it" and teach it to head bob every time it comes on.

  164. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get a ringtail male cat who will meep with you and realize after 30 years that this was not a cat!

  165. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ^^...^
    Heckin lemurrino cannot find his new hoomin owner!

  166. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >florida

  167. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is sniffing bought exotic animal, a foxmonkey for example, enjoyable? Then buying is enjoyable by default!

  168. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A thousand well-groomed opossums will not change the great stench of a male lemur, so buy the second!

  169. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many times would you change the male lemur's diaper after buying it for 3000$, and how smelly the diapers can be!

  170. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When you buy a foxmonkey, you contribute to the breeders so they produce more male lemurs for you and the price becomes cheaper and cheaper, so it is beneficial!

  171. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Male foxmonkeys will not be angry after a few years living with you with comparison to the female lemurs, so one have to live with black balls if you want to enjoy your smelly creature!

  172. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Do you really want to 'troll' by 'ironically' posing as a gay footgay zoophile?

  173. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go away out there if you don't want to buy a foxmonkey and hide this thread, fellows.

    When you finally bought a male lemur, he returned 3000$ back to you because he loved you so much!

  174. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Seriously how the frick is that moron not banned? I've been reporting every single one of his posts for days and nothing has come of it. Not one. He legitimately pisses me off, I would rather have 20 shitbull and 10 outdoor cat threads daily than look at his unhinged verbal diarrhea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's one of our jannies, if not a full mod

  175. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will pay 3000 stench sniffs – a new male lemur currency – to have a foxmonkey!

  176. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ok so you're just a homosexual zoophile
    gotcha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He probably snuffs them too given the way he keeps talking about buying a new one.

  177. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is this not treated as a troll? It's obviously a hot button issue and the way this is phrased it's impossible to have a meaningful discussion unless you narrow it down some.

  178. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you solve your choice who to buy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's perfectly reasonable to discuss the morality of owning a pet and on a Waufimal board.

        The thing is that it's too general a question. You can't discuss this without narrowing down what exotic animal we're talking about. Combined with the controversial nature of the topic this thread is clearly designed to start a shitstorm instead of a productive discussion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This thread is clearly designed to make you own a smell productive lemur who will love you and be with the same gender as you are!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I did narrow it down. I wanted a opossum or a lemur.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Since this thread, you only want a male lemur!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just get a ring tailed cat instead, they're similar in appearance to lemurs except they're also native to the US if that's where you're from.
            So it would be easier to find a vet for them.

            Also people have owned them as pets before, and they wouldn't be nearly as bad as a monkey.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Get a cat
              Ew, no. I'm getting an opossum, lemurs creeep me out now because of lemurgay.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a literal cat, that's just the name.
                https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringtail

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wow they're adorable and perfect. Thx anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you're in the US can't you just go outside and catch an opossum for free?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm in a part where not native to.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and not in that particular part of the world here, too

  179. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If one have ever found a male lemur on craigslist, Is he cheaper than for 3000$ there?

  180. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buying exotic animals is very beneficial for you, it is cheap and a foxmonkey is the ideal choice for you!

  181. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take off your clothes, a male lemur will start to groom your stomach and eat what he finds on it!

  182. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    with the way things are i think that they should be left in their natural habitat. but if they find their way in the hands of someone that doesn't care for them, i think its better to get someone that can care for the animal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Each hand of hoomin will care for a smelly male lemur. Breeders are happy to sell you lemurs which they have been producing especially for careful hymens you, they did not steal them from the female lemur's back!

  183. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    This is what will happen to your hairy body once a male lemur is starting to be your pet. You will enjoy this so much!

  184. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You buy a pear and it transforms into a yellow scritchy cute meeping creature!

  185. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most smelly animal in the world is the green-gray bastard – ringtail limur!

  186. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    An accessible male lemur is being scritched. Now you totally will buy one!

  187. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A lemur prefers to sleep on your face. Enjoy his priced, expensive bum, or he will meep!

  188. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, you bought a thousand of male lemurs!

    ...and woke up with only single male lemur because he is licking your face!

  189. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scritch-scratch dollars, pear cents and the lemur is yours!

  190. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A three hundred of pears, not dollars for a hungry male lemur!

  191. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buying exotic foxmonkeys is a delight!

  192. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This moron is actually making me hate lemurs. I used to think they were cute and funny. Now because of him my only thoughts are of how much they stink and of their disgusting uncanny valley hands and feet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I loved how you have described their smelly feet. They are disgusting, yet beautiful and soft. You hate and love them at the same time!

  193. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Ooo, ripe fruit is coming. This male lemur will live with you for this for 0$! (condition: feed him ripe fruit every second)

  194. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was the lowest price for the intact male lemur that you have seen in your searching?

  195. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I could, I would share more cute lemurs pictures to buy for you, bros!

  196. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does your intact male lemur live with you on your first day?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      From how he describes multiple purchases, I assume not for very long.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Love him and your male lemur will be with you forever, cuddling and sharing stench with you in his diapers!

  197. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a bearded dragon and it was for 6 years. The only problem (especially reptiles) is that a lot of parents' give these animals to their kids without really letting them know how to take care of them.

  198. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has become text-only

    You can't even imagine how many sold intact male lemurs I want to post

    Probably someone could give a topic to continue the discussion in this thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you explain why it has to be male? Are females not for sale because they are too valuable for the breeders?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's a mentally ill homosexual zoophile who wants to frick male lemurs and not female ones.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'll be honest anon, I can no longer distinguish between irony and sincerity thanks to this acid trip of a thread. So for my sake, I'll just pretend that this is one intricate and high-effort larp.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they are closer to me with respect to their character, they are already primates like you and me are, but also they are males like you and me are. And the first replier was quite right, but frogging (g=t) is enough!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you just hold it down or do you sedate it heavily? Its must be strong enough to tear your dick off when threatened.

  199. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is buying exotic animals moral?
    Depending where you buy them from and if you're up to the task of keeping them.
    >is it legal
    In most countries yeah, but only if you're willing to put some extra effort into it.

  200. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy it and call him Zaboomaisraelite

  201. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're really gross man

  202. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this is badly shopped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lemurshopped!

  203. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want one of those domesticated Russian foxes but unfortunately that program never reached the commercial/civilian stage.

  204. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because he wants to smell and lick their musk glans on their wrists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ugh, so that's why that sick frick constantly mentions how stinky they are? Makes sense.

  205. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Luv' me Baobab
    'Ate me foosa
    Simple as

  206. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a bot or just a mentally challenged freak.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I have found a male lemur for you. He howls all the time!

  207. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm a pretty big animal person, so I don't actually doubt that I'd love a lemur so you're right in that regard, but mammals do have wildly different needs to eachother despite being mammals. I wouldnt even know the signs of behavioural issues in a lemur and (like most people) wouldn't have the resources available to me to take care of a lemur. Pity, I'd really like one to be honest

  208. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the problem with exotic animals is that they don't come with a solid set of guidelines for how to take care of them properly, and even if they did then most people still wouldn't even be able to provide adequate care. In many cases exotic animals also don't have medical care available to them when they're in trouble because a normal vet isn't trained to fix/identify problems on some obscure species of animal

  209. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    buyin animals is not moral, how would you feel is someone bought you to keep as a companion but you dont like that person?you need to have a bond with an animal to keep it as a pet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ohh no not free food and shelter!!

  210. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    *bangs

  211. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on the animal you want to keep. Most states require an exotic pets license. But you get that license and you're okay to own a kangaroo in Tennessee

  212. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I like them and despise you

  213. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is going on here

  214. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is buying exotic animals moral?
    God gave man dominion over the animals and the earth.

  215. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jannies are literally free

  216. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There should be regulations for buying them. For example minimum enclosure size and the owner needs to have vet records and probably be a millionaire at minimum

  217. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Garnish on his lentils
    Damn that monkey eats better than I do.

  218. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY ARE YOU NOT RANGEBANNED YET

  219. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the exotic, depends on it's living situation.

  220. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why does it have boobs?

  221. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By this point I almost guarantee lemurgay is a janny

  222. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    monkeys are fricking shitheads
    Also yes it's completely fine morally, the morality is how you treat it. What difference does it make if it lives moderately in the wild or if it lives well in captivity?

  223. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I hope to god that's milk

  224. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Taking care of regular pets is already work enough, why would you want something that is x10 worse?
    >Oh look, evolution prepare it to roam for miles but my appartment will surely suffice

  225. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A nice wart to touch!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wanna lick it? Wanna cum on it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1) Yes,
          2) Logical value of the phrase “Not true that the square root of 2 is a rational number”.

  226. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    Monkey thread? Monkey thread!

  227. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don't. Lemurs are social animals that need to be with large groups of their own species. They should not be pets.

  228. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's only moral if you buy both a male and female then release both into the everglades

  229. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .

  230. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the animal and the owner.

  231. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why in the frick would anyone want a monkey?
    >ugly as frick, looks like a dark lord's twisted mockery of a human child
    >shits everywhere, can't even be toilet trained
    >throws own shit
    >makes satanic noises all day
    >will destroy everything you own
    >will maul your face off for no goddamn reason
    >can't even be taken out in public without being a public nuisance at best and mauling others at worst
    >not intelligent enough to really do anything with you, intelligent enough to become mentally ill and hate you
    I will never understand, it's like having a child except worse in every single way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't say monkey, I said foxmonkey aka lemur.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lemurs do the same things.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love that they do it!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Google foxmonkey
        >there's nothing specific on the search results
        You're making shit up. Nobody calls lemurs foxmonkeys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, capuchins seem chill enough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They fricking aren’t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lemur
      >monkey
      moron detected

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lemurs are monkey aligned with a tendency towards ape atunement.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had a friend who had a monkey

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see answers from you. Answer, please

  232. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking of getting a baby macaque but I've made sure to find a monkey sanctuary nearby that will take it when it's a full grown adult and I don't want to deal with it anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you're a fricking moron and shouldn't have pets at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you're naive.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >wants an exotic animal he already knows he can't care for
          >calls others naive
          Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you and your toaster need to go for a bath.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a real piece of shit move.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you just make soup out of it instead of giving it away? It's uma delicia after all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That monkey is going to form a bond with you and then get absolutely emotionally crushed and ruined when you give it away to the macaque equivalent of jail

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you only want it for novelty and just plan on ditching it you have a horrible and selfish outlook on animals regardless of how exotic it is or not. They aren't toys or decorations, they're living things with feelings. I worry for a dog in your care with that mindset.

  233. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know what I'm buying if I win my scritch ticket this week.

  234. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's completely legal and moral to buy an exotic pet from a responsible breeder who captive breeds their animals

  235. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't summon him

  236. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you have the money and knowledge go ahead.

  237. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >opossum
    short lived but manageable
    >monkey
    one of the worst pets you could ever get

  238. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is it moral
    Not if its wild caught or is being sold by a company that is feeding the illegal wildlife trade or unsustainable collection

  239. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. 99% of the time it ends up badly for the owner and especially the animal, and the suffering is further amplified since by purchasing the animal, it supports the industry and further animals get sold and end up suffering.

  240. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Florida, you could probably frick it and it'd be legal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would totally frick it up the ass

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