Is buying exotic animals moral? Posted on April 26, 2022June 9, 2022 by Anonymous Also is it legal? Thinking about maybe buying a opossum or a fox monkey from one someday.
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It takes 20 seconds to change his smelly diapers, so this is another reason to buy a foxmonkey!
Why not just have kids at this point?
Nature making him evil and unfuckable is a good thing anon.
Because we love lemurs, not human kids, and this thread is about foxmonkey.
A male lemur is flexing like a hooman, prepare your bucks to buy him!
WILL YOUR gay ASS PREPARE TO CROSS THE TRAVERSE, WHICH IS SHARPER THAN A SWORD AND THINNER THAN A HAIR?
OR WILL YOU FALL AND BE CAUGHT BY THE ANGELS OF HELL WITH THEIR HOOKS AND GRAPPLES?
Maybe you will select me instead of an opossum? Ooo I see you agree!
NO YOU STUPID gay
NOBODY BUT SATAN WILL ACCEPT YOU NOW
Your mirror reflects me, I am happy that you have bought me!
WILL YOU REFLECT UPON YOUR SINS AND REPENT BEFORE YOU FALL INTO DAMNATION? DOUBTFUL, gay
If you bought a male foxmonkey, watch after your refrigerator!
YOU NEED TO WATCH AFTER YOUR DEGENERATE SOUL
DAMNATION IS CERTAIN FOR YOU
JANNIES!!! I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU GAY RETARDS THAT ONE... HUNDRED TIMES I TAKE IT BACK SAVE ME!!!!
All three gonna get bought by OP, you and him!
YOU GONNA GET CAST INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, DEGENERATE
His mouth afterpay costs 50$ and his feet cost 100$ for each session!
A s-session of what?
I'll tell you later, too!
YOU SHALL TELL YOUR SINS TO GOD NOW
TELL THEM NOW AND REPENT FOR THEM LEST YOU SUFFER FOR ETERNITY
A session of feet sniffing, kot!
A SESSION OF FIRE AND BRIMSTONE BURNING THE FLESH OFF YOUR BONES
THE WEIGHT OF YOUR SINS WILL COST YOUR gay SOUL AN ETERNITY IN HELLFIRE
If you don't want to buy a foxmonkey then shut up by yourself and go away of this thread.
I'm groomed and ready to be bought by hymen!
YOU ARE UNCLEAN AND READY TO BE ENGULFED BY THE FIRES OF DAMNATION FOR YOUR gayRY
Your new male lemur pet is giving you a hint why he has to be intact!
GOD IS GIVING YOU A HINT TO CONFESS YOUR MANY SINS
BUT YOU REFUSE TO LISTEN
YOUR gayRY WILL COST YOUR SOUL
The best goods to buy is a male intact lemur for 3000$!
Buy him and only him!
H-humin, save me from the cell and let me sleep in your comfy bedroom!
YOU MUST SAVE YOURSELF FROM GOD'S WRATH FOR YOUR SODOMITE ZOOPHILE gayRY
Buy him now or he meeps really loud. 3000$ and he is silent!
REPENT NOW OR YOUR SHRIEKS OF PAIN FROM YOUR DAMNATION WILL DEAFEN YOUR SOUL
Cu-coo, buy me right now!
Gimme hand humin, I am almost reached your car and ready to arrive to your comfy place!
YOU ARE IN REACH OF SATAN AND READY TO ARRIVE TO THE PORTAL OF DAMNATION
When I will be bought?
What a cute boi, you do not regret buying him!
Smell is everywhere!
DAMNATION AND PUNISHMENT IS EVERYWHERE FOR YOUR gayRY
Your new foxmonkey worth 3000$: it keep doing tricks with the pear balls!
If you buy a male foxmonkey you have to place this number onto your car!
– It's my hoomin!
– No, it's my hymen!
A male lemur which can do tricks costs 3500$, still not so much!
The House Of Hoomin is so white, he wonders why!
One more step to your new, owner-like hands and he is yours!
3000$ dollars smell like a pear. Buy a male lemur!
Your first photo of a male lemur is not so qualified, because he is so fast!
He can't groom, too smelly, so before the arriving to your bedroom he will swim-swam and be very clean! (at least for the next hour)
He will make your face more lemurrian before he arrives to you... There and there – you're the perfect male lemur!
My new owner is so big and tall so a lot of regions to scritch!
You w-will select me, not an opossum, correct?
YOU WILL BE SELECTED FOR ETERNAL PUNISHMENT FOR BEING SUCH A SICKENING gay
One more step and this male stink will have gotten onto your hands, prepared with 3000$!
Buy a cute lemurrino
To get stenchy stinkerrino,
Give 3000 dollarino
And enjoy his muskerrino!
Psst mom this humin is wants to shshsh me!
A new way to share musk to humin!
Wow, this hoomin bought me? Now I want pears!
If the animal is endangered then I a small supply and small demand for private owners would be good, if the private owners breed more of them and contribute to fighting against it's extinction. But a big supply and demand would be bad because then they would be hunted down for the pet market.
Buy a silly muzzle and get scritch-scritch for free!
Not more or less moral than owning any other animal as long as you can provide it's needs.
He is dreaming about you really lonely, so buy him and cuddle with him, not an opossum!
Form a bond with your male lemur and help him to shift the couch, and he will reward you with his feet!
No one has ever liked lemurcel. He hast to post lemur porn to get any sort of attention.
Ooo he likes you, so forget about opossum and get a male intact lemur, it's not so much!
Why does it have to be intact?
Ask the MaleLemurMarshal, he manages owners' wishes!
Ill tell you later!
I really want to answer, but I don't want to lose all of my stinky pictures again.
Humin making myself good dinners with a lot of bananas!
Someone, answer this
Am I supply? So cool!
I hope you will see this. Because I'm attracted to male lemurs. I hope you understood me!
Do you actually fuck them? I'm surprised it hasn't tried to bite or rip your cock off yet. Do they even survive the sessions?
He's never even seen a lemur in real life, anon.
YOUR ATTRACTION IS A VILE DISGRACE TO GOD'S WILL
That's more than lemurcel makes in a month. Buying an animal to abuse will only ever be a far flung fantasy. Poor lemurcel 🙁
Wake up or I will scritch you, first day and you did not give me a million pears, hymen!
The zoo is ready to sell the last male fatale to you, the price is 3000$!
In the shop, there are mr Stinky and mr Musky. Which of them will you buy?
Cheap with respect to a long lasting period!
Buy one stink source and get another stink source for free! (An anin asked if they can move their eyes, you can see the they can because of the first whiffur)
Bye bye heckin zookeepers me belong to scritchy hoomin and here is my smell for the memory!
It's a such feel when you gonna be cuddled to the stomach of your new owner!
Buy this bum, you'll not regret this!
A male ringtail lemur asked if his stinky friends will get bought.
“We both cost 6000$.”, meeped two friends.
Ringtail whiffur wanted to meep an answer, but he suddenly get bought by silly hymen. So now there are only two friends in the forest.
Buy a 2.5D ringtail lemur to hide him when you want!
Look at this lemurrino. Then look in your wallet. Wheres 3000$ and why is there a smelly diapered foxmonke in da house?!
A male ringtail whiffur behaves exactly like his new owner!
A monkey drained donkey is enjoying a sweaty tasty sausage!
Bye-bye, each cake in your house, it will be eaten by your new male pet!
After the lemur buytime starts the lemur lonchtime, so show your chief skills to inflate his stomach!
His eyes are happy and light because you have bought exactly him, not an opossum!
A-ah, I forget to get my favorite, big pear but hoomin will buy me new one!
Buy an intact male ringtail whiffur and get a red whiffed lemur for free!
Saliva clears 100$ of his price, but regardless to it I recommend to buy a male lemur!
Nocturnal male ringtail lemurs shop.
Opening hours: 2AM-3AM!
He is demanding for your stomach, so buy him!
H-humin buy me... Or I die!
A few years later your husband lemur loves you more than before!
Two strange male lemurs love to be together and the reason is obvious, first one is enjoying, other one is, too. So you have to pay 6000$!
Watching his male fatale brothers who were bought. You are the next owner!
Homin is coming, need to groom very fast!!
Heckin lemurrino wants an owner!
>tfw lemurfag singlehandedly stopped anyone from ever wanting to adopt a lemur
He is a genius, that was his plan all along
Ideal. Beautiful. Splendid. Buy this animal, OP and readers!
My price is 3000 pearalls?! Breeders get ready for back scritches and my new owner, too!
He is going right to your house because you made correct choice!
Me heckin gonna get bought!
Lemur chad costs 1500$ but you will be his pet, not him. Prepare your dog bed on the floor for yourself!
Humin I have an idea. You give me 3000 pears and I give you myself!
Schizos ruin everything.
M-mouse is going to be my friend and sleep with me and owner?!
The meep machine finally has arrived!
Sixty thousand dollars and Im yours!
Male fatale is forcing you to pay for him and you love it!
Buying exotic monke is a pleasure so buy one and enjoy him for a whole life!
Select one of them on the craigslist and enjoy your pet for 30 (!) years. You will be an old man, and he still scritches you!
One intact male lemur is better than a hundred opossums!
Can opossums do so? No, so the choice is obvious for you!
If you give 3000$, you get a conspiracy. They will walk on you and you couldn't escape!
Available for 3000 pears divided by a pear and multiplied by a dollar, so buy a foxmonkey, not an opossum!
Homin dont buy opossums, buy me!
Let's make a deal: 3000$ you, my feet me!
Buy a peary foxmonkey and get a musky monke for free!
Considering even most domestic animals are not treated with the respect and lives they deserve I'm going to say nope.
this guy posts zoo porn of lemurs on other forums and boards we know
Opossum will not eat delicious candy but a foxmonkey will, so buy the least!
Select a foxmonkey among these three, all of them are males and intact, just what you want!
Now you are his “goods”, and he is taking a picture of you to post on the /lemurchan/. You have to scritch him after and meep with your bass voice!
Just buy him already!
If the animal is an insect, then there shouldn't be an argument for morality, unless you're a shit owner that will toss it to the wild if you get bored with it.
The rising amount of schizos that effortlessly ban-evade sitewide, is really starting to make we worry
germparrot plz die
This lemur bro is wild
B-buy me... Humin!
The hymen finally arrived and now I can go to car and scritch him in the evening!
You see a yellow spot and the lemur suddenly has lose 1000$ of his price!
An award for buying a foxmonkey is strong enough to make you choose a right decision!
I wanna to your bedrooom, scritch-scritch!
Buy me homiiin!
Brother I will miss you... But the hoomin scritching is more important!
Hoomin, buy me, I cost like a cheap car, and "opossum" does not exist!
Before you buy a foxmonkey I strongly recommend to read this scientific book!
Help to escape the mascular sweaty breasts, they cost only 2000$!
Hoomin, I'm so excited that you bought me and you achieved the feet sniff session for an hour!
You give 3000$, he gives a bitten pear!
A male intact lemur is beneficial choice!
It's not opossums business, just buy a foxmonkey and be happy!
3000$ and it's yours!
Help a poor invalid lemur and buy him!
the ride never ends
It's legal depending on your state, but here's the thing, most of them are either very expensive, very dangerous, or both
Monkeys in particular are really dangerous to own, you can't really control them and even if you do there is always the chance they will revert to their natural instincts
Searching for pears!
Buy a foxmonkey, not an opossum!
I am confident that each of u will buy a cute gray creature!
Happy post-endangered species days. You can still buy a male foxmonkey for 2750$!
3000$ is more beneficial for a foxmonkey, not an opossum!
Opossum is deprecated, buy a male lemur instead!
Buy a foxmonkey right now, tomorrow it will be more expensive than today!
You stupid fucking gay, you didn't even make the thread. People were happily talking about actually interesting topics before you came and infested it like the disease that you are, and killed all discussion with your inane spambot tier posts.
At least it finally hit the bump limit. The thread can finally die now.
I hate life
this post didn't age well
What a cute meeps. You know opossums can't compete!
If you guess, the price for a foxmonkey becomes 1000$ less!
Exotic animals are for people with zero personality and yet desperate for attention. Nothing more cringe than that.
Toast for /JAV/, please?
Pear for smelly /foxmonkey/ at first!
You’re better off buying an exotic fish
It’s easier to justify to retards if social pressure bothers you
But mostly because it’s cooler to observe an exotic fish and it takes much less (but still a lot overall) to make a fish happy than it does a monkey or possum
But in terms of if it’s moral or not, that depends on if you are able to adequately devote the time and resources and shelter for your animal. If so, then you aren’t doing a thing wrong. But if you aren’t able to, then you’re being amoral
am i the only one that finds native american fish cooler looking than ocean fish?
they look like real wild animals, while ocean fish look like they're designed to be entertaining.
i'd fucking love if i could have a pet large mouth bass or something.
This is a good video if you’re interested still
pretty cool. i figured bass were pretty aggressive like that.
a school of bait minnows would probably be best for me, if i ever got the money to set up an aquarium. can feed them flakes, probably, so no icky live feeding.
This thread has reached image limit
You can't even imagine how many lemurs to buy I want to post
Someone probably could give us a topic so we could keep this thread alive
i hate you and your autism.
but at the same time, the janny of this board is a 100% gay and deserves the pain you give him.
if anyone besides the lemur psycho is still in this thread, i would say yes that it is moral if you have the means and knowledge to take care of the animal.
most people don't have the means or knowledge to take care of a normal animal, so in most circumstances, it is not moral to buy an exotic.
Generally no since most exotic animals are wild caught as that is easier for some 70iq bum in a third world country to flip for easy cash than to try to set up a complex breeding program.
could at least post lemur cock if he's gonna spam lemurs
I am not gonna spam lemurs.
I really would to post what you want, but this is sfw board. I got thousands of them. But if a pp is not focused, I'll sure make you happy, guys!
When I was a boy and my parents split my mom started seeing this guy who kept a bear on his land. Guy would take his shirt off and wrestle around with it all the time, shit was crazy. He had a couple buffalo too
Is this a bot?..
it is.. r-right? This is my first time visiting Wauf..
No, just a highly autistic individual
how does he come up with this stuff
Two male primates (casting foxmonkey) are showing love and trust to each other, so do you with your own foxmonkey?
I would have thought these were cute at one point but now I only feel hatred
Me too. I feel deep and profound disgust towards them now. Just a month ago I was happily petting them at the zoo and now I wouldn't even touch them.
I am unironically convinced that is part of the lemurfag's goal, to make lemurs disgusting to everyone here by way of association with autism and zoophilia. Or he is just another desperate shitposter who wants to be remembered long after he finally fucks off.
Whether he is an actual lemurfucker or someone with a vendetta against them or just an attention whore, though, there is an obsessive level of autism involved.
At least his autism is actually funny amd some what fun to read
It's not, but the only positive thing I can say is at least it's somewhat contained compared to the myriad of other retarded topics that plague this board. I can ignore 2 threads of this gay spamming his fetish as long as he sticks to his designated containment threads that he makes. Unfortunately, he also has the tendency to shit up other threads that could potentially be interesting. Like this one, except he probably made this thread too.
To keep on-topic: I would say there are a few factors that determine whether it's moral or not.
-Is it wild-caught or captive-bred? Wild-caughts should be prioritized to breeders who can then produce healthier animals that can be sold and won't take new animals out of the environment too much.
-Do your research on the animal. Learn what its habitat is like and how you can construct an appropriate enclosure for one. Learn what its diet is and find suppliers of its preferred foods. Learn what its behaviors are and how you can handle the animal.
-Invest in the animal. Basically, the actual realization of the previous point. Doesn't mean you have to take out a loan to make a jungle in your spare room or whatnot, but build something comfortable for the animal, get everything set up, etc.
-Accommodate the animal accordingly. It's not a dog that's going to be docile, it's a wild animal unused to humans. Even if it gets comfortable with you over time, remember that it's a wild animal and treat it as such. Don't force the animal into uncomfortable situations, let it get used to you and gradually being handled. So on, so forth.
-Keep the animal healthy or be prepared to go to a vet that can treat exotic animals.
-Obviously, don't mistreat the animal, but also don't just release it after keeping it in captivity for some time.
Basically: be prepared for an exotic animal. And don't go crying if you treat it wrong and it lashes out at you.
Whether it's legal? Check your local and national laws, obviously.
>Like this one, except he probably made this thread too.
schizo meltdown thread
Nope. They're not pets for a reason, they're going to be extremely stressed and uphappy while some retard treats them like a special dog. There's a reason shelters were filled with owls after Harry Potter movies came out, they are not kept for a reason.
To think of how diferently this thread could've been if OP used an image of an opossum instead of a lemur
This post haunts me whenever I see this thread on page 1 again.
get a job you fucking loser
Can you not see this person is severely mentally ill? Why would he get a job when he's on disability benefits?
Pic related is better than both, also it's actually been a pet before.
I just want a skunk instead of a cat but no they're illegal even though they can eat off my deck and let me pet them I can't take them in and descent them.
I would only play "I like to move move it" and teach it to head bob every time it comes on.
Get a ringtail male cat who will meep with you and realize after 30 years that this was not a cat!
Heckin lemurrino cannot find his new hoomin owner!
Is sniffing bought exotic animal, a foxmonkey for example, enjoyable? Then buying is enjoyable by default!
A thousand well-groomed opossums will not change the great stench of a male lemur, so buy the second!
How many times would you change the male lemur's diaper after buying it for 3000$, and how smelly the diapers can be!
When you buy a foxmonkey, you contribute to the breeders so they produce more male lemurs for you and the price becomes cheaper and cheaper, so it is beneficial!
Male foxmonkeys will not be angry after a few years living with you with comparison to the female lemurs, so one have to live with black balls if you want to enjoy your smelly creature!
Do you really want to 'troll' by 'ironically' posing as a gay footfag zoophile?
Go away out there if you don't want to buy a foxmonkey and hide this thread, fellows.
When you finally bought a male lemur, he returned 3000$ back to you because he loved you so much!
Seriously how the fuck is that retard not banned? I've been reporting every single one of his posts for days and nothing has come of it. Not one. He legitimately pisses me off, I would rather have 20 shitbull and 10 outdoor cat threads daily than look at his unhinged verbal diarrhea.
He's one of our jannies, if not a full mod
You will pay 3000 stench sniffs – a new male lemur currency – to have a foxmonkey!
ok so you're just a homosexual zoophile
He probably snuffs them too given the way he keeps talking about buying a new one.
How is this not treated as a troll? It's obviously a hot button issue and the way this is phrased it's impossible to have a meaningful discussion unless you narrow it down some.
Did you solve your choice who to buy?
I've decided not to buy a lemur because lemurfag creeps me out. And opossums show affection by rubbing their faces against you.
Because it's not. It's perfectly reasonable to discuss the morality of owning a pet and on a Waufimal board.
>It's perfectly reasonable to discuss the morality of owning a pet and on a Waufimal board.
The thing is that it's too general a question. You can't discuss this without narrowing down what exotic animal we're talking about. Combined with the controversial nature of the topic this thread is clearly designed to start a shitstorm instead of a productive discussion.
This thread is clearly designed to make you own a smell productive lemur who will love you and be with the same gender as you are!
I did narrow it down. I wanted a opossum or a lemur.
Since this thread, you only want a male lemur!
Just get a ring tailed cat instead, they're similar in appearance to lemurs except they're also native to the US if that's where you're from.
So it would be easier to find a vet for them.
Also people have owned them as pets before, and they wouldn't be nearly as bad as a monkey.
>Get a cat
Ew, no. I'm getting an opossum, lemurs creeep me out now because of lemurfag.
It's not a literal cat, that's just the name.
Wow they're adorable and perfect. Thx anon.
If you're in the US can't you just go outside and catch an opossum for free?
I'm in a part where not native to.
and not in that particular part of the world here, too
If one have ever found a male lemur on craigslist, Is he cheaper than for 3000$ there?
Buying exotic animals is very beneficial for you, it is cheap and a foxmonkey is the ideal choice for you!
Take off your clothes, a male lemur will start to groom your stomach and eat what he finds on it!
with the way things are i think that they should be left in their natural habitat. but if they find their way in the hands of someone that doesn't care for them, i think its better to get someone that can care for the animal
Each hand of hoomin will care for a smelly male lemur. Breeders are happy to sell you lemurs which they have been producing especially for careful hymens you, they did not steal them from the female lemur's back!
This is what will happen to your hairy body once a male lemur is starting to be your pet. You will enjoy this so much!
You buy a pear and it transforms into a yellow scritchy cute meeping creature!
The most smelly animal in the world is the green-gray bastard – ringtail limur!
An accessible male lemur is being scritched. Now you totally will buy one!
A lemur prefers to sleep on your face. Enjoy his priced, expensive bum, or he will meep!
Wow, you bought a thousand of male lemurs!
...and woke up with only single male lemur because he is licking your face!
Scritch-scratch dollars, pear cents and the lemur is yours!
A three hundred of pears, not dollars for a hungry male lemur!
Buying exotic foxmonkeys is a delight!
This retard is actually making me hate lemurs. I used to think they were cute and funny. Now because of him my only thoughts are of how much they stink and of their disgusting uncanny valley hands and feet.
I loved how you have described their smelly feet. They are disgusting, yet beautiful and soft. You hate and love them at the same time!
Ooo, ripe fruit is coming. This male lemur will live with you for this for 0$! (condition: feed him ripe fruit every second)
What was the lowest price for the intact male lemur that you have seen in your searching?
If I could, I would share more cute lemurs pictures to buy for you, bros!
How does your intact male lemur live with you on your first day?
From how he describes multiple purchases, I assume not for very long.
Love him and your male lemur will be with you forever, cuddling and sharing stench with you in his diapers!
I had a bearded dragon and it was for 6 years. The only problem (especially reptiles) is that a lot of parents' give these animals to their kids without really letting them know how to take care of them.
This thread has become text-only
You can't even imagine how many sold intact male lemurs I want to post
Probably someone could give a topic to continue the discussion in this thread
Can you explain why it has to be male? Are females not for sale because they are too valuable for the breeders?
Because he's a mentally ill homosexual zoophile who wants to fuck male lemurs and not female ones.
I'll be honest anon, I can no longer distinguish between irony and sincerity thanks to this acid trip of a thread. So for my sake, I'll just pretend that this is one intricate and high-effort larp.
Because they are closer to me with respect to their character, they are already primates like you and me are, but also they are males like you and me are. And the first replier was quite right, but frogging (g=t) is enough!
Do you just hold it down or do you sedate it heavily? Its must be strong enough to tear your dick off when threatened.
>Is buying exotic animals moral?
Depending where you buy them from and if you're up to the task of keeping them.
>is it legal
In most countries yeah, but only if you're willing to put some extra effort into it.
Buy it and call him Zaboomagarden gnome
You're really gross man
this is badly shopped
I want one of those domesticated Russian foxes but unfortunately that program never reached the commercial/civilian stage.
Because he wants to smell and lick their musk glans on their wrists.
Ugh, so that's why that sick fuck constantly mentions how stinky they are? Makes sense.
Luv' me Baobab
'Ate me foosa
Is this a bot or just a mentally challenged freak.
I have found a male lemur for you. He howls all the time!
I'm a pretty big animal person, so I don't actually doubt that I'd love a lemur so you're right in that regard, but mammals do have wildly different needs to eachother despite being mammals. I wouldnt even know the signs of behavioural issues in a lemur and (like most people) wouldn't have the resources available to me to take care of a lemur. Pity, I'd really like one to be honest
I feel like the problem with exotic animals is that they don't come with a solid set of guidelines for how to take care of them properly, and even if they did then most people still wouldn't even be able to provide adequate care. In many cases exotic animals also don't have medical care available to them when they're in trouble because a normal vet isn't trained to fix/identify problems on some obscure species of animal
buyin animals is not moral, how would you feel is someone bought you to keep as a companion but you dont like that person?you need to have a bond with an animal to keep it as a pet
ohh no not free food and shelter!!
It depends on the animal you want to keep. Most states require an exotic pets license. But you get that license and you're okay to own a kangaroo in Tennessee
I like them and despise you
what the fuck is going on here
>Is buying exotic animals moral?
God gave man dominion over the animals and the earth.
Jannies are literally free
There should be regulations for buying them. For example minimum enclosure size and the owner needs to have vet records and probably be a millionaire at minimum
>Garnish on his lentils
Damn that monkey eats better than I do.
WHY ARE YOU NOT RANGEBANNED YET
Depends on the exotic, depends on it's living situation.
Why does it have boobs?
By this point I almost guarantee lemurfag is a janny
monkeys are fucking shitheads
Also yes it's completely fine morally, the morality is how you treat it. What difference does it make if it lives moderately in the wild or if it lives well in captivity?
I hope to god that's milk
Taking care of regular pets is already work enough, why would you want something that is x10 worse?
>Oh look, evolution prepare it to roam for miles but my appartment will surely suffice
A nice wart to touch!
Wanna lick it? Wanna cum on it?
2) Logical value of the phrase “Not true that the square root of 2 is a rational number”.
Monkey thread? Monkey thread!
Don't. Lemurs are social animals that need to be with large groups of their own species. They should not be pets.
It's only moral if you buy both a male and female then release both into the everglades
Depends on the animal and the owner.
Why in the fuck would anyone want a monkey?
>ugly as fuck, looks like a dark lord's twisted mockery of a human child
>shits everywhere, can't even be toilet trained
>throws own shit
>makes satanic noises all day
>will destroy everything you own
>will maul your face off for no goddamn reason
>can't even be taken out in public without being a public nuisance at best and mauling others at worst
>not intelligent enough to really do anything with you, intelligent enough to become mentally ill and hate you
I will never understand, it's like having a child except worse in every single way.
I didn't say monkey, I said foxmonkey aka lemur.
lemurs do the same things.
I love that they do it!
>there's nothing specific on the search results
You're making shit up. Nobody calls lemurs foxmonkeys.
I don't know, capuchins seem chill enough
They fucking aren’t.
Lemurs are monkey aligned with a tendency towards ape atunement.
I wish I had a friend who had a monkey
I don't see answers from you. Answer, please
I'm thinking of getting a baby macaque but I've made sure to find a monkey sanctuary nearby that will take it when it's a full grown adult and I don't want to deal with it anymore.
Sounds like you're a fucking moron and shouldn't have pets at all.
Sounds like you're naive.
>wants an exotic animal he already knows he can't care for
>calls others naive
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
Sounds like you and your toaster need to go for a bath.
That’s a real piece of shit move.
Why don't you just make soup out of it instead of giving it away? It's uma delicia after all.
That monkey is going to form a bond with you and then get absolutely emotionally crushed and ruined when you give it away to the macaque equivalent of jail
If you only want it for novelty and just plan on ditching it you have a horrible and selfish outlook on animals regardless of how exotic it is or not. They aren't toys or decorations, they're living things with feelings. I worry for a dog in your care with that mindset.
I know what I'm buying if I win my scritch ticket this week.
It's completely legal and moral to buy an exotic pet from a responsible breeder who captive breeds their animals
don't summon him
If you have the money and knowledge go ahead.
short lived but manageable
one of the worst pets you could ever get
>is it moral
Not if its wild caught or is being sold by a company that is feeding the illegal wildlife trade or unsustainable collection
No. 99% of the time it ends up badly for the owner and especially the animal, and the suffering is further amplified since by purchasing the animal, it supports the industry and further animals get sold and end up suffering.
If an exotic animal was domesticated and raised by humans from birth, it is animal cruelty to release it, especially if it enjoys being around humans and isn't feral.
It will die if you release it. One person not buying exotic animals does not stop the exotic animal market.
>If an exotic animal was domesticated and raised by humans from birth
Not if the way to get it was to put the wild cought mom in a tiny rape cage or shoot it.
It's Florida, you could probably fuck it and it'd be legal.
I would totally fuck it up the ass