*invades your home*

*invades your home*

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TSD

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dog likes to play with bugs. if he says a beetle he will pick it up in his mouth, carry it a few feet, spit it out and watch it run away. but these frickers, and the ones that look like them but are a bit bigger, he gets mad at them. he will make a frustrated bark while snapping his jaws a few inches from them and then swipe at them with his paw. must be the smell that pisses him off.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stinkbugs > ladybugs as far as invasive chink bugs go. Prove me wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      first of all ladybugs aren't from China...
      2nd, stinkbugs cause significant economic damage to crops, while ladybugs are beneficial since they eat pest insects (aphids)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's an invasive "false ladybug" from China which is just as harmful as stinkbugs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought false lady's came from Thailand

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spotted on in budapest in my apartment once and i broke down crying and called my dealer to save me (who was my only friend at that point even tho he took advantage of me once), i got drunk and tossed it out the window. I'm still proud of myself for handling it alone

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were everywhere last summer and fall. I trapped one in a jar and gave it a cherry tomato and a grape but it didn't do anything with them. Ended up gently tossing it outside.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dig a 5cm deep hole in the ground
    >throw this fricker in there
    >bury it with a small handful of dirt
    there, fixed your problem OP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *crawls out*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *crawls inside out*

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is actually pretty clever wordplay

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *gets thrown in fireplace*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy the smell I guess

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        As long as the door is closed nothing comes into the room

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stink buks

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't hurt an innocent little nymph tho, right anon? 🙂

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invasive species
    >primarily from china
    >no natural predators
    thanks, i hate it.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*invades your h-ACK

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick these mfs, how do we fight back?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A brown recluse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shield bug/stinkbug
      They're all over in my area and I often have to evict them from my apartment.
      I only really mind them when they suddenly come flying at my face.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do these even eat? I found three sitting on a tomato but they didn't seem to be eating it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i have no idea. i see them in my apartment building, and in my apartment sometimes. its an invasive species. usually i only see them once. ive seen them on people's doors, and then they crawl or fly into their place. like i said, they disappear. probably food for a wolf spider, or something. as to what the stinkbugs eat, i never saw them eat anything, not even when i see them in nature. maybe they are like aphids and they eat the sap of plants. i never had them infest any part of my home, like Ladybugs sometimes do. Those really can stink, but these "stinkbugs" I don't notice so much.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They eat the tomato pulp same with bell peppers, aubergines, any pulpy fruit or vegetable. They're a fricking pest, the brown ones came from China along shipping routes. They're resistant to most pesticides, you have to use pyrethrum for them (extract of a poisonous flower) but that shit makes the veggies toxic for weeks after you use it. So basically you have to let anything mature rot for a month to be safer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are true bugs (Hemipterans) with sucking mouthparts. They suck the phloem from plants, generally, so unless you looked under them closely to check the status of their mouthparts, they were probably slurping up the sap of your tomato.

          Probably not a huge threat to your plant unless in huge number, or if they are carrying a disease.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >invasive species
        >primarily from china
        >no natural predators
        thanks, i hate it.

        These things are quite impressive since they’ve even made it all the way to my island in the middle of nowhere.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which island is that? NZgay here, so far so good.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Cayman Islands. Hello fellow brit colony :^)
            Kind of surprised with how close you are to Australia. Guess maybe they don’t live there either

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw free grub

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