Interesting bones.
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Interesting bones.
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Do quadrupedal mammals give birth by pushing the baby through the pelvic girdle? Like, in humans, the mother has to push the baby through her pelvis, right? Is the vegana and such positioned in a similar manner for quadrupeds, or does the baby just go under the pelvis rather than through it?
My folks knew a mortician who'd dry out raccoon dicks to use as toothpicks.
… Any reason for that?
tradition
Why does he have all of those
Which end is which though?
we don't have one anymore. Eve was created from it.
but that was our ri- oh…
racc chads just keep winning
Here's some that I found
Surprised the fox has such a short one
IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT MATTERS IT'S HOW YOU USE IT
Is it possible to make a xilophone out of those bones?
Man it’s weird how we don’t penis bones too. Wonder what the reason was
>most these bones are uniform to penis design
>except for canids which look nothing like it
what the hell happened with canines that would cause such a thing
The coyote is close, it just doesn't match the part that swells because why would it?
canines usually get stuck and turn around, being ass-to-ass for another 5 to 20 minutes
there's a video somewhere of a young male fox mating with his own mother, they get stuck and she drags him around lol
>there's a video somewhere of a young male fox mating with his own mother, they get stuck and she drags him around lol
For research purposes, do you happen to know where I can find this?
about a minute in is where the fun starts
Rex, Rex, Oedipus Rex.
I saw a video like that with two wolves. They were boning and the rest of the pack came upon them and they got spooked but couldn't separate so the male just kept dragging the female around behind him, was the weirdest shit.
A random mutation that just doesn't make them worse enough to be selected against. Painted wolves lost it due to intense competition so it might not even help at all compared to just having bigger balls, vs the usual theory that it guarantees fertilization. The most likely thing? It's just a weird mutation, it doesn't matter enough to go away, it was probably more common in the founding population than a lack of it, and maybe, maybe, the wolves just enjoy it more so it improves pair bonding.
Well all the other bones are mustelids, obviously they would ressemble each other.
imagine how many weasels are breaking their penis
Beaver bros...
so THAT'S why they were so angry
Fox dicks are that small? Furry porn lied to me AGAIN bros...
All
Foxes
Are
Bottoms
imagine breaking your dick
I still remember my high school health class teacher, a real deadpan guy like Ben Stein. During sex ed, one kid raised his hand and asked "What's a boner?" Teacher looked at him and said "There are no bones in your penis. If there were, I'd hate to break it and have to get a cast there."
It's possible to break your dick, even though it doesn't have a bone. People do it in sex accidents all the time. Dennis Rodman has done it at least once.
Someone posted the story before of a porn star slipping in a tub and landing on the guy's dick and it snapped. It may not have bones, but there's still stiff tissue in there that can break and bleed.
I had a student teacher in my college zoology lab that I later found out was gay. Anyway he really liked talking about penis bones, which didn't make sense until like I said, way later.
there was a video going around of in the early 2000's of a guy breaking his dick from a chick riding him too hard. It was from a porn shoot
Stories like this are why I'm thankful I've never had sex (and never will)
have a nice day
Based permavirgin, you should (unironically) try gay sex if you ever change your mind.
have a nice day
Die shit
have a nice day groomer
no, i don't think i will
This one?
https://files.catbox.moe/bqi6mk.gif
I shouldn’t have watched…
Or just say they were having sex lol even specified it was for his birthday wtf
Saw a vid a few years ago on /gif/ of a woman riding a guy and it suddenly bends the wrong way, she keeps hoping on it about three more times as he lets out a scream and the cameraman tilts the camera.
Stayed away from that board for a few weeks after that.
>be me
>EMT
>go to house
>blahblah guy broke his dick
>was his birthday, gf let him try anal
>take him to hospital
>doctor does doctor things, tells him he'll be fine, just don't use it for a while
>3 days later, called to address again
>they tried to finish what he started
>dick most likely permanently broken
Yeah you can break your dick.>>
Why would they disclose all that information? I'd just say I accidentally slammed it in the door.
lol that sounds even weirder
It'd be possible. I have one of those shower stalls with a door and often I've clipped my foot on it stepping it, and got my finger caught in it once. Wouldn't be too crazy to get dick slammed if you stepped in backwards and the door closed fast.
this is also why a man should never be naked near a car door
does doctor things, tells him he'll be fine, just don't use it for a while
>>3 days later, called to address again
>>they tried to finish what he started
>>dick most likely permanently broken
natural selection in progress
>Polarbears literally mate non-stop until their dick bone snaps
>Can't mate again until their dick bone heals
*boners
Indeed.
yjk
Look at more recent images of the skeletons...
>something is missing
>they really did remove it
wtf, why? Will they also start censoring genitals in nature documentaries?
I bet somebody stole it.
Also it seems difficult to find xrays of MALE animals, every search is flooded with 'lol look how cool this xray of a pregnant dog is'.
And searching for raccoons ALWAYS brings up tanuki stuff.
Science is offensive in the 2020s