Interesting bones.

Interesting bones.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do quadrupedal mammals give birth by pushing the baby through the pelvic girdle? Like, in humans, the mother has to push the baby through her pelvis, right? Is the vegana and such positioned in a similar manner for quadrupeds, or does the baby just go under the pelvis rather than through it?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My folks knew a mortician who'd dry out raccoon dicks to use as toothpicks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      … Any reason for that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tradition

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he have all of those

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which end is which though?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we don't have one anymore. Eve was created from it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but that was our ri- oh…

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    racc chads just keep winning

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's some that I found

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised the fox has such a short one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT MATTERS IT'S HOW YOU USE IT

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to make a xilophone out of those bones?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man it’s weird how we don’t penis bones too. Wonder what the reason was

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most these bones are uniform to penis design
    >except for canids which look nothing like it
    what the hell happened with canines that would cause such a thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The coyote is close, it just doesn't match the part that swells because why would it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      canines usually get stuck and turn around, being ass-to-ass for another 5 to 20 minutes
      there's a video somewhere of a young male fox mating with his own mother, they get stuck and she drags him around lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's a video somewhere of a young male fox mating with his own mother, they get stuck and she drags him around lol
        For research purposes, do you happen to know where I can find this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          canines usually get stuck and turn around, being ass-to-ass for another 5 to 20 minutes
          there's a video somewhere of a young male fox mating with his own mother, they get stuck and she drags him around lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          about a minute in is where the fun starts

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rex, Rex, Oedipus Rex.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw a video like that with two wolves. They were boning and the rest of the pack came upon them and they got spooked but couldn't separate so the male just kept dragging the female around behind him, was the weirdest shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A random mutation that just doesn't make them worse enough to be selected against. Painted wolves lost it due to intense competition so it might not even help at all compared to just having bigger balls, vs the usual theory that it guarantees fertilization. The most likely thing? It's just a weird mutation, it doesn't matter enough to go away, it was probably more common in the founding population than a lack of it, and maybe, maybe, the wolves just enjoy it more so it improves pair bonding.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well all the other bones are mustelids, obviously they would ressemble each other.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine how many weasels are breaking their penis

  14. 3 months ago
    Helpless Investor

    Beaver bros...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      so THAT'S why they were so angry

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fox dicks are that small? Furry porn lied to me AGAIN bros...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised the fox has such a short one

      All
      Foxes
      Are
      Bottoms

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine breaking your dick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still remember my high school health class teacher, a real deadpan guy like Ben Stein. During sex ed, one kid raised his hand and asked "What's a boner?" Teacher looked at him and said "There are no bones in your penis. If there were, I'd hate to break it and have to get a cast there."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible to break your dick, even though it doesn't have a bone. People do it in sex accidents all the time. Dennis Rodman has done it at least once.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone posted the story before of a porn star slipping in a tub and landing on the guy's dick and it snapped. It may not have bones, but there's still stiff tissue in there that can break and bleed.

        I still remember my high school health class teacher, a real deadpan guy like Ben Stein. During sex ed, one kid raised his hand and asked "What's a boner?" Teacher looked at him and said "There are no bones in your penis. If there were, I'd hate to break it and have to get a cast there."

        I had a student teacher in my college zoology lab that I later found out was gay. Anyway he really liked talking about penis bones, which didn't make sense until like I said, way later.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's possible to break your dick, even though it doesn't have a bone. People do it in sex accidents all the time. Dennis Rodman has done it at least once.

          there was a video going around of in the early 2000's of a guy breaking his dick from a chick riding him too hard. It was from a porn shoot

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            Saw a vid a few years ago on /gif/ of a woman riding a guy and it suddenly bends the wrong way, she keeps hoping on it about three more times as he lets out a scream and the cameraman tilts the camera.
            Stayed away from that board for a few weeks after that.

            Stories like this are why I'm thankful I've never had sex (and never will)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based permavirgin, you should (unironically) try gay sex if you ever change your mind.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Die shit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day groomer

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, i don't think i will

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This one?

            https://files.catbox.moe/bqi6mk.gif

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I shouldn’t have watched…

              Why would they disclose all that information? I'd just say I accidentally slammed it in the door.

              Or just say they were having sex lol even specified it was for his birthday wtf

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone posted the story before of a porn star slipping in a tub and landing on the guy's dick and it snapped. It may not have bones, but there's still stiff tissue in there that can break and bleed.

        [...]
        I had a student teacher in my college zoology lab that I later found out was gay. Anyway he really liked talking about penis bones, which didn't make sense until like I said, way later.

        [...]
        there was a video going around of in the early 2000's of a guy breaking his dick from a chick riding him too hard. It was from a porn shoot

        Saw a vid a few years ago on /gif/ of a woman riding a guy and it suddenly bends the wrong way, she keeps hoping on it about three more times as he lets out a scream and the cameraman tilts the camera.
        Stayed away from that board for a few weeks after that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be me
        >EMT
        >go to house
        >blahblah guy broke his dick
        >was his birthday, gf let him try anal
        >take him to hospital
        >doctor does doctor things, tells him he'll be fine, just don't use it for a while
        >3 days later, called to address again
        >they tried to finish what he started
        >dick most likely permanently broken
        Yeah you can break your dick.>>

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would they disclose all that information? I'd just say I accidentally slammed it in the door.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol that sounds even weirder

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It'd be possible. I have one of those shower stalls with a door and often I've clipped my foot on it stepping it, and got my finger caught in it once. Wouldn't be too crazy to get dick slammed if you stepped in backwards and the door closed fast.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is also why a man should never be naked near a car door

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          does doctor things, tells him he'll be fine, just don't use it for a while
          >>3 days later, called to address again
          >>they tried to finish what he started
          >>dick most likely permanently broken
          natural selection in progress

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Polarbears literally mate non-stop until their dick bone snaps
      >Can't mate again until their dick bone heals

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *boners

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yjk

      • 3 months ago
        Rich Investor

        yjk

        Look at more recent images of the skeletons...
        >something is missing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they really did remove it
          wtf, why? Will they also start censoring genitals in nature documentaries?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I bet somebody stole it.
            Also it seems difficult to find xrays of MALE animals, every search is flooded with 'lol look how cool this xray of a pregnant dog is'.
            And searching for raccoons ALWAYS brings up tanuki stuff.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Science is offensive in the 2020s

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