In what scenario would an unarmed man be able to take down an elephant?

In what scenario would an unarmed man be able to take down an elephant? I've been trying to wrap my mind around this for an hour now and I can't see how it would work.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably just people trolling the poll by saying yes to everything. In reality the elephant would just stomp you flat.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >grab tusk
      >swing myselt onto the top of its trunk
      >gouge out its eyes
      >jump down and let it go crazy wear itself out
      >keep punching its neck and hit a big vein eventually

      I win

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you confidently approach the elephant and jump onto its tusk
        >you realize you lack the strength and acrobatics to swing yourself up, leaving you awkwardly dangling there
        >elephant shakes you off
        >steps on your skull

        you lose

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean you'd only have 1 shot at it but once you take out an eye an elephant has no chance.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the secret. You need to trick the elephant with its big dumb feet to fall down a cliff or something of that nature.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a man be unarmed?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      boxing rules maybe

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Over half of people think they would lose to a goose in a fight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wamen.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If it's male, punch it in the dick. Ok, technically, you should punch it in the balls, but that doesn't sound as funny as punching it in the dick.
    If it's female, just be a Chad and make it surrender to your manliness. If you can't wrap your head around that concept, just imagine you're trying to seduce an American woman.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >33% of brits don't think they could beat a rat in a fight
    >1 in every 3 people you see would lose if asked to fight a rat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair the rats in london are monstrous

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    house cat is going to frick you up either way

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The key is to use your agility and knowledge of anatomical weakpoints. A human can circle around an elephant faster than it can turn. Initially it will charge headfirst at you with tremendous power, but it won't be able to adjust its course once it is running, so leap swiftly to the side and use a roll to catch your fall and get back on your feet. Afterwards get behind it and perform a full-powered kick to the knee joints of one of its hind legs. Staggered, the elephant will attempt to turn around and hit you after this attack, circle around it once again and hit the joint on its front leg of the same side as the hind leg you previously disabled. This will cause the elephant to collapse, making it vulnerable to a killing blow. Now all you need to do is approach its head from behind and perform a few punches to the carotid artery and cause it to rupture, leading to death within minutes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If an elephant charged at me I think I would simply die

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the elephant dodges and roundhouse kicks you in the head
      What now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >grab tusk
      >swing myselt onto the top of its trunk
      >gouge out its eyes
      >jump down and let it go crazy wear itself out
      >keep punching its neck and hit a big vein eventually

      I win

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Grab its wiener and climb.

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