In 1998, a zookeeper in Oklahoma City was mauled and had an arm severed after opening the door to a female tapir's enclosure to push food inside ...

In 1998, a zookeeper in Oklahoma City was mauled and had an arm severed after opening the door to a female tapir's enclosure to push food inside (the tapir's two-month-old baby also occupied the cage at the time).

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These guys have giant penises. Why aren't they more popular in furry porn? They're basically built to be fat ugly bastards

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their pokemon versions are.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have never realized that drowzee was a tapir

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Drowzee is based on Baku, demons that eats dreams.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baku_%28mythology%29

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did they end up in South East Asia AND South America?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they went extinct in north america and europe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they went extinct in north america and europe

      This. Tapirs actually began in North America. They were still there until humans got here about 12,000 years ago.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tapirs always came off as pea-brained and stupidly reactively violent looking to me, kinda similar to how rhinos are. I'd stay the frick away from them.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    could we farm them for their cum? imagine a tall cold glass of pige juice for breakfast every morning.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hehe pige

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell?? Fish pigs???? How long can they keep that up for?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Long pige

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pakicetus vibes.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is going?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk i thought it was a mating press at first

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dick is shooting up to the right. Tapir head is on the left

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that its erect dick? How the hell does it walk like that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not easy, I should know, but once you get used to it well, you know how it is...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't walk well. Their dick literally drags through the dirt and they frick the female with a dirt caked dick. Oh evolution, you rascal.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tapirs have this inherent smugness about them

    Like they know something you wish they didn't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro has a mohawk. Frickers like that are always smug about something.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this gormless fool. Right here. Not even a proper trunk.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more I look at these things the more I realise they are just elephants crossed with pandas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But somehow worse than both

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pige

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tapir thread
    >le FEMOIDS
    >le israeliteS
    I fricking hate you wienersuckers so much.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases. It happened with the bear tape thread and ancient human threads in recent memory aswell. I at this think its just away to derail shit threads or its one or two schizos who can't stick to the topic of animals and nature. I honestly prefer the vegan shitposting at this point because atleast it was bipartisan.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there will never be another cat/dog thread where there won't be some homosexual screeching about toxo/dogfricking in the first 5 posts. it doesn't help that the mods keep up these blatant troll posts and then will have the gall to ban you while saying "the quality of posts is important to this community"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        vegan posting is never preferable
        ever

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tapir
    I think I finally found out what animal a israelite would reincarnate as.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >long grudges too
      Well have I got news for you anon.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hide post
      >*click*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's amazing how genuinely unfunny urban dictionary is

      >SEX
      >HEY LOOK GUYS SEX
      >SEX BUT ITS GROSS AND HAS TO DO WITH SHIT OR PISS OR FROZEN CONDOMS
      >WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS LAUGHING?!?!?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, clearly some people find it funny if the site is still around. I (mostly) agree though

        >Actually uses "Uhh" unironicaly
        >Muh women
        >"Everybody knows it"
        See [...] and [...]. They seem to be more your speed if your interests are primarily the blight that is women.

        This entire website is /misc/, you didn’t even bother trying to refute what he said

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This entire website is /misc/, you didn’t even bother trying to refute what he said
          Because I don't want to debate gendershit on Wauf Black person

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean me neither but at that point just ignore it lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you didn’t even bother trying to refute what he said
          there wasn't anything to refute lmao. he just moved the goalposts when he got BTFO for saying men never get injured handling animals

          Yeah because women are all lining up for those dangerous fricked up jobs, right? It’s not like everyone intrinsically knows they’re just not cut out for handling dangerous beasts because they’d likely just get themselves killed. Nuh uh. Women got grrrl power, they can handle it just as well.

          just take the L and move on incel, you've gotten BTFO enough for one thread. save your crying about women for /LULZ/

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >women die more
            >SO YURSAYIN MEN ARE PERFECT HUH? THEY ARENT. I WIN NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE SEX WIT YU.
            I see. So you are a woman.

            May i interest you in a job working with tigers?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he just moved the goalposts when he got BTFO for saying men never get injured handling animals
            I didn't post the male keeper deaths. Stop shadow boxing lol

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I didn't post the male keeper deaths.
              no fricking shit you didn't? someone else did, you got BTFO and backpedaled as described here

              >actually it's because (bullshit unprovable statistic)
              >and if (bullshit unprovable statistic) actually isnt the case then its because of (major major cope) instead
              It's like speaking to a toddler.

              . i've seen incels like you get wrecked like this many a time my man.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong again moron. I was here

                https://i.imgur.com/HVBNVO0.gif

                >Women have absolutely no control of their bodies. You can see this in women's reaction to shitbull attacks vs men's
                I used to get confused when people called me a /misc/tard when in shitbull threads talking about how dangerous they are. But with anons like this I am starting to see why. How the frick is any of this relevant to Tapirs? Has this been on your mind for awhile or something?

                here

                >Actually uses "Uhh" unironicaly
                >Muh women
                >"Everybody knows it"
                See [...] and [...]. They seem to be more your speed if your interests are primarily the blight that is women.

                and here

                https://i.imgur.com/qAUVxdU.jpg

                >This entire website is /misc/, you didn’t even bother trying to refute what he said
                Because I don't want to debate gendershit on Wauf Black person

                .

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know a guy who is genuinely proud that he has two words "officially" on the urban dictionary, I forgot what they were but he reminds me every time I see him.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should be kept in mind this was a woman. It's always a woman. You'll notice men don't get killed by zoo animals all the fricking time because they tend to know what the frick they're doing. Every time I hear one of these stories it's ALWAYS a woman.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the tapir had her kid nearby and felt threatened

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This wouldn't have happened to a man. At best the tapir would have gotten off some scratches. Women have absolutely no control of their bodies. You can see this in women's reaction to shitbull attacks vs men's. A man will just pick the Black persondog up and pile drive it into oblivion. Women dance around waving their hands hoping the carnage will stop or a man will come along to put a stop to it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Women have absolutely no control of their bodies. You can see this in women's reaction to shitbull attacks vs men's
          I used to get confused when people called me a /misc/tard when in shitbull threads talking about how dangerous they are. But with anons like this I am starting to see why. How the frick is any of this relevant to Tapirs? Has this been on your mind for awhile or something?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s in the OP, a woman zookeeper was mauled and lost an arm

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its not in the OP, but the keeper was female.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when people called me a /misc/tard when in shitbull threads talking about how dangerous they are.
            Not him but those people are definitely moronic and just mad because they know it relates to another dangerous group they love to shill for, very funny cognitive dissonance going on

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You'll notice men don't get killed by zoo animals all the fricking time because they tend to know what the frick they're doing. Every time I hear one of these stories it's ALWAYS a woman.
      So you've heard exactly one? Because...
      https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/zookeeper-mauled-death-lion-japan-kenichi-kato-b1110251.html
      >2023, male zookeeper mauled to death by tiger
      https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/mauling-victim-grandad-of-his-big-cats/SWPMI4JXJJDP77FEW2ISUUNODI/
      >2009, experienced male big cat handler mauled to death by the lions he'd raised
      https://www.latimes.com/archives/blogs/la-unleashed/story/2008-10-31/liger-attack-victim-dies-from-wounds-in-oklahoma
      >2008, animal handler was mauled by a liger and died in hospital
      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12877273/Zookeeper-attacked-killed-hippo-entering-new-enclosure-clean-India.html
      >2023, male zookeeper is attacked and killed by a hippo in it's enclosure
      I think you're just a seething schizophrenic and have to make shit up to justify your thought patterns rather than basing your thought patterns on reality. Many such cases. Have you considered suicide?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek screeching incel BTFO. don't expect a response from him

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mostly big cats
        If the threads on here are anything to by they probably mauled those male keepers for a reason...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey now, watch what you’re insinuating, they’re always watching…

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhh moron, his point is that for every male zookeeper death, there’s like 50 more female deaths because they just seize up like a deer in headlights in the face of fear
        And if more men die then that just means more men are employed as zookeepers or are charged with handling the dangerous beasts because women aren’t built for it and everybody knows it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Actually uses "Uhh" unironicaly
          >Muh women
          >"Everybody knows it"
          See

          [...]

          and

          [...]

          . They seem to be more your speed if your interests are primarily the blight that is women.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actually it's because (bullshit unprovable statistic)
          >and if (bullshit unprovable statistic) actually isnt the case then its because of (major major cope) instead
          It's like speaking to a toddler.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah because women are all lining up for those dangerous fricked up jobs, right? It’s not like everyone intrinsically knows they’re just not cut out for handling dangerous beasts because they’d likely just get themselves killed. Nuh uh. Women got grrrl power, they can handle it just as well.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >youll notice men dont get killed ALL THE TIME
        > le epic 4 examples over 10 years
        Are you a moron ? Perhaps consider lobotomy so the rest of us can be spared from your pseudo intellectual supreme homosexualry

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >one woman gets killed by a tapir
          >ITS ALWAYS WOMEN WHO GET KILLED. EVERY ANIMAL WHO HAS EVER KILLED A ZOOKEEPER HAS KILLED A FEMALE ZOOKEEPER. I HATE WOMEN AND LOVE MEN.
          >actually men die too here's 4 examples of exactly that
          >UHH UHHHHHH THATS ONLY 4 EXAMPLES moron AHAHAHahahah..... y-yeah have a nice day ahahha

          >Yeah because women are all lining up for those dangerous fricked up jobs, right?
          Apparently so if every example of zookeepers dying is a woman. Furthermore, the vast majority of new-generation zookeepers are women. T. Is studying at an agricultural college that offers animal management. The majority of animal management, aquarist, equestrian, dairy etc students are women. Are horses and cattle suddenly no longer dangerous because women are around them now? Take the L you fricking mongoloid and go back underground where you belong.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can’t believe how mad this dude is that he got owned, he’s positively screaming in every post
            Chill brah

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Every time I hear one of these stories it's ALWAYS a woman.
      >It's always a woman.

      >youll notice men dont get killed ALL THE TIME
      > le epic 4 examples over 10 years
      Are you a moron ? Perhaps consider lobotomy so the rest of us can be spared from your pseudo intellectual supreme homosexualry

      The person you are replying to has proved without a doubt that it is in fact not always a woman. Also, burden of proof is now on you to post every single recorded instance of zookeepers being injured by zoo animals so we can compare rates of injury by gender, since that is apparently the bar you want to set.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please don't even in engage with this moronic shit. Can we post tapir instead?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the tapir fact
    - Waufonymous

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also they have huge wieners.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pige

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    … Ok? Is there a reason for informing us of this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I encounter tapirs almost every week and didn't know that they were that dangerous. Thank you OP I will be more careful

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm totally putting a dire tapir in my next campaign

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pige
    Cum beast

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, frick it I can tame it... or kill it if it comes to that
    I'll ask for 20 gold coins in advance tho, to cover expenses for the hunting trip
    I expect the rest when we come back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much for a rendition of BANG BANG INGURLAND?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you accidentally post on the wrong board or something?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good, I hope she does it again

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The tapir cries out in pain as it mauls you and severs your arm

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this /tg/ or Wauf not like I care

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Wauf, this tapir post doesn't list stats or "what would your character do" bait.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are tapirs aggressive in your setting?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they weigh 300-600lbs
    holy shit I thought a tapir was like a big dog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're like a worse hog.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're like a horse hog, and they have the "equipment" to show it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends on the tapir tbh, some of the south american tapirs are the size of very large dogs.
      malayan tapirs and bairds tapirs are fricking massive though
      also hello Wauf from /tg/

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