>imagine the smell

>imagine the smell

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huskies smell amazing
    Labs do not

    Why would breeders allow this?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does that dog have a man bun?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh vegana

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My English Springer Spaniel smelled pretty bad if his fur got wet but that seems to happen with any dog that's bred for bird hunting.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a sense of smell, but the shampoo I use is baby powder scented 🙁

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bathroom in my hotel room for the night smells like OP pic. I fricking hate dog people.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda like the wet hay smell of some dogs but I have a feeeling certain breeds produce more stank oil than others (looking at you LABS). Ive smelled some rank pitties too but that might have been more from mommy: dead fish and cheesy--bleurgh.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats how all shitbulls smell. They’re awful creatures.

      Mastiff DNA anywhere is always a bad thing in some way with dogs

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes my dog smells like donuts. I can’t get enough of her when she smells like that :3
    Most of the time she just smells like a faintly dog scented blanket. Anal gland stink is fricking rough through when they need to be done.
    Overall she’s probably an 8/10 on the stinky dog scale.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      feed your dog a can of pumpkin when the ol glands need a good squeezing. Takes care of it in no time, and it'll pop em while your dog's taking a shit so no need to worry about getting ass stink all over your kitchen or whatever

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dog smells like piss, sweat, spit and unwashed ass

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it great?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake thread.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet here we are

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    proper dogs, which is to say working non-neutered breeds fed a raw diet who spend the majority of their time in the home syncing with their companion humans as selective breeding intended, smell delightfully earthy, woody and a touch sweet. Never ripe, funky or foul.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because you can’t smell a bad odor doesn’t means it’s not there.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dog smell debate, in two lines
        >Cilantro tastes great. t. master race aryan gigachad
        >CILANTRO TASTES LIKE SHIT YOU TASTEBLIND RUBE YOU ARE FRICKING DELUSIONAL t. you

        >This thread
        Holy shit doggays are deranged

        at least they can admit that dogs CAN be dirty, unlike catgays who think a daily spit wipe makes them a clean animal (instead of making them dirtier)

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they can admit that dogs CAN be dirty
          >’oh but not my little pookiekins, he’s such a good boi!’

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How dare you say that it is possible for a dog to be dirty but yours isn't!
            Humans can be clean, but you smell like you haven't showered in five days. Check mate.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mentions cats out of nowhere
          Holy rent free

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      spotted the raw diet gay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >working dog with no job
      cringe

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This thread
    Holy shit doggays are deranged

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is now a dog sniffing thread. sniff your dog, report back.
    >inb4 pitbull owners get mauled for sniffin a dogga

    i just sniffed my malamute girl, he'res a qrd
    >between the ears, cheeks
    always good, changes with their mood
    >ears
    very very good, best smell ever
    >belly
    comforting dog scent
    >tail
    weird floral undertone sometimes otherwise neutral
    >paws
    cormchips, extra strong when asleep
    >most parts
    same clean air/aired out laundry smell as an outdoor cat

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dog is basically odorless except for inside their ears (sweet waxy?) and paws (the infamous frito aroma).

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    its actually a pretty good smell. nostalgic, woody, natural, loamy, peaty. reminds me of camping in the northwest in early summer (even without dogs).

    i fricking love the way dogs smell

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm. Dog smell = good. Sometimes when I'm stressed I bury my nose in my dogs neck and just enjoy the experience.

      The enduring meme that dogs smell bad comes from the "traditional" animal husbandry practices of lowborn peasants and savages who weren't too clean themselves (once weekly baths tops, fricking disgusting, most people smell bad enough after 12 hours). Basically they just let their dogs roam around totally unsupervised and uncared for and rounded them up when they needed them. The bored animals got dirty and accumulated parasites as any roaming animal does, but dogs don't form stable packs with each other, they form them with humans, so the communal grooming behaviors of wolves are normally absent.

      Those were the same idiots who managed to get plague from their flea-bag cats (ever wonder why black cats are bad luck? you can't see the fleas). These days most people live more hygenic lives than royalty ever did so it's all myths and bullshit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/GGgBZD5.jpg

      Can confirm. Dog smell = good. Sometimes when I'm stressed I bury my nose in my dogs neck and just enjoy the experience.

      The enduring meme that dogs smell bad comes from the "traditional" animal husbandry practices of lowborn peasants and savages who weren't too clean themselves (once weekly baths tops, fricking disgusting, most people smell bad enough after 12 hours). Basically they just let their dogs roam around totally unsupervised and uncared for and rounded them up when they needed them. The bored animals got dirty and accumulated parasites as any roaming animal does, but dogs don't form stable packs with each other, they form them with humans, so the communal grooming behaviors of wolves are normally absent.

      Those were the same idiots who managed to get plague from their flea-bag cats (ever wonder why black cats are bad luck? you can't see the fleas). These days most people live more hygenic lives than royalty ever did so it's all myths and bullshit.

      I like dog smell, but my male Shiba smells like ass.
      After the groomer, he had a fake perfume smell for a day and went right back to ass. The groomer was substandard, so maybe when I do it myself it'll be better, but is there anything else I can do? Diet or something?
      I've heard that males are stinkier in general.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chop off his nuts so he stops rolling in ass

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          what do nuts have to do with rolling

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's neutered

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        if your dog smells like actual shitass you need to take them to the vet and have their butt glands checked cuz the stench those things can make is skunk-level

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a huge bobtail, never actually smelled that bad.
    Also very intelligent cheeky fricker.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/va4Nt8y.jpg

      its actually a pretty good smell. nostalgic, woody, natural, loamy, peaty. reminds me of camping in the northwest in early summer (even without dogs).

      i fricking love the way dogs smell

      https://i.imgur.com/07g6HUR.png

      this is now a dog sniffing thread. sniff your dog, report back.
      >inb4 pitbull owners get mauled for sniffin a dogga

      i just sniffed my malamute girl, he'res a qrd
      >between the ears, cheeks
      always good, changes with their mood
      >ears
      very very good, best smell ever
      >belly
      comforting dog scent
      >tail
      weird floral undertone sometimes otherwise neutral
      >paws
      cormchips, extra strong when asleep
      >most parts
      same clean air/aired out laundry smell as an outdoor cat

      My dog is basically odorless except for inside their ears (sweet waxy?) and paws (the infamous frito aroma).

      Doglusional

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. mohammed
        Dogs smell great

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He would have beat a lot of immigrants when it comes to IQ tests.
        I have a feeling that's why you feel offended.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *