I can't see myself owning a cat for the rest of my life because of their toilet habits. I loved the cats we had growing up and I love seeing them wherever I go, but I couldn't keep one.
The psychotic rage a few doggays here have over cats is something else. Why don't you read one of those articles about how dogs are good for stress and relax.
I've been in houses where the cat stink is eye-watering and one where you can't even tell they own a cat. Usually multi-cat households (3+) are stinky, but then so are houses with that many dogs. Worst ones I've been in were an Indian slob (4 cats) and my mother (7 cats). I have to wash anything fabric she gives me some it all has that cat smell. Any room you have a litterbox in will be stinky, even clean cat litter has a smell.
Dogs do not smell like corn chips, they smell like dog. Any house that has a dog and lets it on fabric will smell like dog. Intact male dogs are the stinkiest. I dog-sit an intact male and he was so stinky I couldn't let him on the couch since it made the couch smell. He also drank some Epsom salt bath water before I had it all drained and he had diarrhea all over my floor and himself and I had to clean liquid poo off of him. At least my cat just pukes when he eats something he isn't supposed to. All animals are gross and stinky poopy machines but they are funny and cute so we deal with it.
Actually, I take back the litter box comment because I've had people tell me they didn't even know I had a litter box on my porch. So maybe an area with good airflow is fine.
>He also drank some Epsom salt bath water before I had it all drained and he had diarrhea all over my floor and himself and I had to clean liquid poo off of him
Why in the world did you feel the need to give him an Epsom salt bath?
Houses with dogs smell like shit. Every couch and bed smells like shit. Dog owners clothes smell like shit Dogs make sidewalks smell like shit and piss.
(You) dogs definitely smell but not as bad as a cat that shit and pisses in a box in your home. they stand in their filth then walk all over your counter and table tops plus toxoplasmosis. you can bathe a dog pretty easily too. enjoy living in a glorified litter box
But i have never gone within 10 feet of a bulldog/mastifd and the only stinky dog that left a smell on my clothes ever was morbidly obese and totally neglected.
the brainworms change how they interpret smells. They become fearful of dogs.
Dislike of neutral odors is caused by actual genetic memory and is common in african americans because so many have an ancestor or three that got attacked by a dog for some reason
they get a sweaty dog smell when they’re hot or have been exercising
the problem is male dogs start out smelling like that and it gets stronger
and intact males start out with it smelling even stronger
it goes from there’s a sock in the bin over there to the sock os directly in your nose in terms of intensity.
females are easy on the nose tho, not offensive at all, often pleasant
Welp, he licks his balls and butthole with that tongue. That tongue has hairs that soak in everything he licks. Maybe if you lick your own balls and butthole(or his) it can be not disgusting.
>Dogs smell like shit
Dogs smell like corn bread/popcorn, some kind of flower, grass, and leaves. >Your dog still makes messes
No, they don't. Only once when someone fed them a treat and they vomited 2 hours later. It turns out he's allergic to pork.
>owns a cat (usually multiple cats) >they piss and shit everywhere nonstop >smell so bad people start crossing the street to avoid walking past your house >friends and family give up on you >"uhhhhh it's just nature that's perfectly normal and acceptable" >buys another 5 cats
Cathomosexual mentality.
Aquarium chad here
If my animal can't be contained in a glass container it sucks! Our family cat is a vomit and poop machine that claws your leg when you eat something too tasty for his taste, I love him but I would never get a cat or a dog for myself. The amounts I stepped onto him at night are surreal and I have to hide every plastic foil because he eats it for some reason.
I can't see myself owning a cat for the rest of my life because of their toilet habits. I loved the cats we had growing up and I love seeing them wherever I go, but I couldn't keep one.
Get a mouse
Who the frick invented fitted carpet anyway?
What kind of cat scoots their butthole like that? I've seen >dogs do it, but never cats.
My cat did it once because he had a dingleberry.
One with an ichy anus, possibly due to worms. Always worth deworming if you see this behaviour in either dogs or cats.
The psychotic rage a few doggays here have over cats is something else. Why don't you read one of those articles about how dogs are good for stress and relax.
I've been in houses where the cat stink is eye-watering and one where you can't even tell they own a cat. Usually multi-cat households (3+) are stinky, but then so are houses with that many dogs. Worst ones I've been in were an Indian slob (4 cats) and my mother (7 cats). I have to wash anything fabric she gives me some it all has that cat smell. Any room you have a litterbox in will be stinky, even clean cat litter has a smell.
Dogs do not smell like corn chips, they smell like dog. Any house that has a dog and lets it on fabric will smell like dog. Intact male dogs are the stinkiest. I dog-sit an intact male and he was so stinky I couldn't let him on the couch since it made the couch smell. He also drank some Epsom salt bath water before I had it all drained and he had diarrhea all over my floor and himself and I had to clean liquid poo off of him. At least my cat just pukes when he eats something he isn't supposed to. All animals are gross and stinky poopy machines but they are funny and cute so we deal with it.
Actually, I take back the litter box comment because I've had people tell me they didn't even know I had a litter box on my porch. So maybe an area with good airflow is fine.
>He also drank some Epsom salt bath water before I had it all drained and he had diarrhea all over my floor and himself and I had to clean liquid poo off of him
Why in the world did you feel the need to give him an Epsom salt bath?
Every cat I've had manages not to be a little shit with no home training.
And then catgays will tell you that their homes don't smell terrible. And then you visit catgay home...
Houses with dogs smell like shit. Every couch and bed smells like shit. Dog owners clothes smell like shit Dogs make sidewalks smell like shit and piss.
I don't really care about doggays - they don't stand adamantly on it, but catgays. Smells like fricking death every single time.
cats>ferrets>dogs, unless the dog has found some nice rotten fish perfume on the beach. But at least that kind of funny, unlike
Toxogays like you have no self awareness, its not your fault. Its medical.
Holy fricking schizo
Dogs smell like corn chips.
the brainworms change how they interpret smells. They become fearful of dogs.
depends on the dog. houses with sighthounds smell far less than any house with an open air cat toilet
(You) dogs definitely smell but not as bad as a cat that shit and pisses in a box in your home. they stand in their filth then walk all over your counter and table tops plus toxoplasmosis. you can bathe a dog pretty easily too. enjoy living in a glorified litter box
Dogs definitely have a smell but it’s a good one
But i have never gone within 10 feet of a bulldog/mastifd and the only stinky dog that left a smell on my clothes ever was morbidly obese and totally neglected.
Dislike of neutral odors is caused by actual genetic memory and is common in african americans because so many have an ancestor or three that got attacked by a dog for some reason
they get a sweaty dog smell when they’re hot or have been exercising
the problem is male dogs start out smelling like that and it gets stronger
and intact males start out with it smelling even stronger
it goes from there’s a sock in the bin over there to the sock os directly in your nose in terms of intensity.
females are easy on the nose tho, not offensive at all, often pleasant
I’m surprised you can smell anything at all, especially when high ranking odors like radiated cat piss is constantly crucifying your nostrils.
Take the ratpill
>dies in three years
Don't these guys smell like piss all the time
>still pissing when the clip ends
What a machine. Frick I hate cats. Imagine how fricking bad that room would smell.
>one cat does a common dog behavior
Honestly one of the best arguments against cat ownership.
>Having carpet
Boomers need to get over this meme. Carpet is filthy and impossible to clean. Case in point.
I fricked up my cat two years ago and still never had not one regret.
Cats don't do that unless they have a health issue.
my cat woke me up this morning by licking my lips and i haven't decided if that's cute or disgusting yet
Welp, he licks his balls and butthole with that tongue. That tongue has hairs that soak in everything he licks. Maybe if you lick your own balls and butthole(or his) it can be not disgusting.
>he licks his balls and butthole with that tongue
my cat has no balls and he's too fat to be able to lick his arse so i think i'm gonna be ok
He's doing that because he has worms.
seriously. most video of pets behaving shitty is because they're neglected.
Name a pet that doesn't ever make a mess, never smells, and doesn't require specific and expensive equipment to keep alive.
They're good boys 🙂
Dog trained to use the toilet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch/wCSX94dp8EI
Dogs make messes and smell. You fail.
Dogs smell good and won’t make a mess if you don’t neglect their emotional needs.
Dogs smell like shit and your dog still makes messes, you just do mental gymnastics to rationalize why it's normal and totally ok.
>Dogs smell like shit
Dogs smell like corn bread/popcorn, some kind of flower, grass, and leaves.
>Your dog still makes messes
No, they don't. Only once when someone fed them a treat and they vomited 2 hours later. It turns out he's allergic to pork.
>your dog still makes messes
yeah, outside
Every pet that isnt a cat is cleaner and less smelly than a cat
dog shits outside
Cats shit outside too when they’re not cooped up indoors.
t. Has never had to clean a litterbox
>gets hit by car
>covered in fleas
>gets fiv/felv
Whoops
On top of that, there’s the bonus of cats burying their own poop so you don’t have to pick up their shit with a plastic bag.
Arthropods
>owns an animal
>it shits
>URGH CATS ARE SO AWFUL AND DISGUSTING GROSS EW
Third world mentality.
>owns a cat (usually multiple cats)
>they piss and shit everywhere nonstop
>smell so bad people start crossing the street to avoid walking past your house
>friends and family give up on you
>"uhhhhh it's just nature that's perfectly normal and acceptable"
>buys another 5 cats
Cathomosexual mentality.
>shitting everywhere is normal
>Third world mentality.
Stop projecting poojeet.
Just put the carpet in the dishwasher
*the cat
I hate them so goddamn much
>pisses for 40 seconds straight
this was justified.
How
How is it pissing so fricking much
>keeping indoors animal species with a pristine ability to explore vertically
you get what you fricking deserve
Esl moment
cat climbed on my shelf and soaked the shelf with piss from top to bottom moment
Where is it all coming from? I'd consider that an impressive piss, and I'm pretty sure I could fit an entire cat in my bladder.
moron has like 5 cats and probably only has one litter box so the cat is just going to piss wherever.
That cat clearly had that held for fricking ages. Let it outside or get more litter boxes it's not hard
Yeah might have urinary blockage or doesn't like the litter. They don't do this when they're healthy.
Aquarium chad here
If my animal can't be contained in a glass container it sucks! Our family cat is a vomit and poop machine that claws your leg when you eat something too tasty for his taste, I love him but I would never get a cat or a dog for myself. The amounts I stepped onto him at night are surreal and I have to hide every plastic foil because he eats it for some reason.
This. Mammals and birds are too dirty to be kept indoors.
>owning carpeted flooring
Good. Now go back.
Takes one to know one. You first.
>n-no you
Go Back
>d-don't point out my hypocrisy
I'll go back when you go back.
>stuttering in text
You both need to stop using it.