I'm having second thoughts about getting a cat.

I'm having second thoughts about getting a cat.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't see myself owning a cat for the rest of my life because of their toilet habits. I loved the cats we had growing up and I love seeing them wherever I go, but I couldn't keep one.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a mouse

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick invented fitted carpet anyway?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of cat scoots their butthole like that? I've seen >dogs do it, but never cats.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My cat did it once because he had a dingleberry.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      One with an ichy anus, possibly due to worms. Always worth deworming if you see this behaviour in either dogs or cats.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The psychotic rage a few doggays here have over cats is something else. Why don't you read one of those articles about how dogs are good for stress and relax.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been in houses where the cat stink is eye-watering and one where you can't even tell they own a cat. Usually multi-cat households (3+) are stinky, but then so are houses with that many dogs. Worst ones I've been in were an Indian slob (4 cats) and my mother (7 cats). I have to wash anything fabric she gives me some it all has that cat smell. Any room you have a litterbox in will be stinky, even clean cat litter has a smell.

    Dogs do not smell like corn chips, they smell like dog. Any house that has a dog and lets it on fabric will smell like dog. Intact male dogs are the stinkiest. I dog-sit an intact male and he was so stinky I couldn't let him on the couch since it made the couch smell. He also drank some Epsom salt bath water before I had it all drained and he had diarrhea all over my floor and himself and I had to clean liquid poo off of him. At least my cat just pukes when he eats something he isn't supposed to. All animals are gross and stinky poopy machines but they are funny and cute so we deal with it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, I take back the litter box comment because I've had people tell me they didn't even know I had a litter box on my porch. So maybe an area with good airflow is fine.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He also drank some Epsom salt bath water before I had it all drained and he had diarrhea all over my floor and himself and I had to clean liquid poo off of him
      Why in the world did you feel the need to give him an Epsom salt bath?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every cat I've had manages not to be a little shit with no home training.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And then catgays will tell you that their homes don't smell terrible. And then you visit catgay home...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Houses with dogs smell like shit. Every couch and bed smells like shit. Dog owners clothes smell like shit Dogs make sidewalks smell like shit and piss.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really care about doggays - they don't stand adamantly on it, but catgays. Smells like fricking death every single time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        cats>ferrets>dogs, unless the dog has found some nice rotten fish perfume on the beach. But at least that kind of funny, unlike

        Toxogays like you have no self awareness, its not your fault. Its medical.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fricking schizo

        Dogs smell like corn chips.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the brainworms change how they interpret smells. They become fearful of dogs.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        depends on the dog. houses with sighthounds smell far less than any house with an open air cat toilet

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        (You) dogs definitely smell but not as bad as a cat that shit and pisses in a box in your home. they stand in their filth then walk all over your counter and table tops plus toxoplasmosis. you can bathe a dog pretty easily too. enjoy living in a glorified litter box

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dogs definitely have a smell but it’s a good one

          But i have never gone within 10 feet of a bulldog/mastifd and the only stinky dog that left a smell on my clothes ever was morbidly obese and totally neglected.

          the brainworms change how they interpret smells. They become fearful of dogs.

          Dislike of neutral odors is caused by actual genetic memory and is common in african americans because so many have an ancestor or three that got attacked by a dog for some reason

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            they get a sweaty dog smell when they’re hot or have been exercising
            the problem is male dogs start out smelling like that and it gets stronger
            and intact males start out with it smelling even stronger
            it goes from there’s a sock in the bin over there to the sock os directly in your nose in terms of intensity.

            females are easy on the nose tho, not offensive at all, often pleasant

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m surprised you can smell anything at all, especially when high ranking odors like radiated cat piss is constantly crucifying your nostrils.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take the ratpill

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dies in three years

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't these guys smell like piss all the time

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still pissing when the clip ends
    What a machine. Frick I hate cats. Imagine how fricking bad that room would smell.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one cat does a common dog behavior
    Honestly one of the best arguments against cat ownership.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Having carpet
    Boomers need to get over this meme. Carpet is filthy and impossible to clean. Case in point.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked up my cat two years ago and still never had not one regret.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cats don't do that unless they have a health issue.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my cat woke me up this morning by licking my lips and i haven't decided if that's cute or disgusting yet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welp, he licks his balls and butthole with that tongue. That tongue has hairs that soak in everything he licks. Maybe if you lick your own balls and butthole(or his) it can be not disgusting.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he licks his balls and butthole with that tongue
        my cat has no balls and he's too fat to be able to lick his arse so i think i'm gonna be ok

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's doing that because he has worms.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      seriously. most video of pets behaving shitty is because they're neglected.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a pet that doesn't ever make a mess, never smells, and doesn't require specific and expensive equipment to keep alive.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're good boys 🙂

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dog trained to use the toilet.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch/wCSX94dp8EI

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dogs make messes and smell. You fail.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dogs smell good and won’t make a mess if you don’t neglect their emotional needs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dogs smell like shit and your dog still makes messes, you just do mental gymnastics to rationalize why it's normal and totally ok.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Dogs smell like shit
              Dogs smell like corn bread/popcorn, some kind of flower, grass, and leaves.
              >Your dog still makes messes
              No, they don't. Only once when someone fed them a treat and they vomited 2 hours later. It turns out he's allergic to pork.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >your dog still makes messes
              yeah, outside

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every pet that isnt a cat is cleaner and less smelly than a cat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dog shits outside

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cats shit outside too when they’re not cooped up indoors.
        t. Has never had to clean a litterbox

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gets hit by car
          >covered in fleas
          >gets fiv/felv
          Whoops

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cats shit outside too when they’re not cooped up indoors.
        t. Has never had to clean a litterbox

        On top of that, there’s the bonus of cats burying their own poop so you don’t have to pick up their shit with a plastic bag.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arthropods

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >owns an animal
    >it shits
    >URGH CATS ARE SO AWFUL AND DISGUSTING GROSS EW
    Third world mentality.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >owns a cat (usually multiple cats)
      >they piss and shit everywhere nonstop
      >smell so bad people start crossing the street to avoid walking past your house
      >friends and family give up on you
      >"uhhhhh it's just nature that's perfectly normal and acceptable"
      >buys another 5 cats
      Cathomosexual mentality.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitting everywhere is normal
      >Third world mentality.
      Stop projecting poojeet.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just put the carpet in the dishwasher

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *the cat

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate them so goddamn much

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pisses for 40 seconds straight
      this was justified.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How
      How is it pissing so fricking much

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >keeping indoors animal species with a pristine ability to explore vertically
      you get what you fricking deserve

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Esl moment

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          cat climbed on my shelf and soaked the shelf with piss from top to bottom moment

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is it all coming from? I'd consider that an impressive piss, and I'm pretty sure I could fit an entire cat in my bladder.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron has like 5 cats and probably only has one litter box so the cat is just going to piss wherever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That cat clearly had that held for fricking ages. Let it outside or get more litter boxes it's not hard

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah might have urinary blockage or doesn't like the litter. They don't do this when they're healthy.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aquarium chad here
    If my animal can't be contained in a glass container it sucks! Our family cat is a vomit and poop machine that claws your leg when you eat something too tasty for his taste, I love him but I would never get a cat or a dog for myself. The amounts I stepped onto him at night are surreal and I have to hide every plastic foil because he eats it for some reason.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Mammals and birds are too dirty to be kept indoors.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >owning carpeted flooring

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Now go back.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Takes one to know one. You first.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >n-no you
        Go Back

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >d-don't point out my hypocrisy
          I'll go back when you go back.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >d-don't point out my hypocrisy
          I'll go back when you go back.

          >stuttering in text
          You both need to stop using it.

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