>If it's brown, lay down
>If it's black, fight back
>if it's white, good night
But what of the gentle sloth bear? Nobody ever mentions the sloth bear.
>If it's brown, lay down. >If it's black, fight back. >if it's white, good night
>If it's brown, lay down
>If it's black, fight back
>if it's white, good night
But what of the gentle sloth bear? Nobody ever mentions the sloth bear.
>If it's sloth, jerk off
Hug a sloth, they'll get you off.
Look, I fricking love sloth bears, but gentle is not a word I would use to describe them.
Sloth bears are probably the only bear where your best option is just fricking run
If you fight back, you will die, regardless of what species of bear it is.
That's not what "fight back" means in this rhyme. It means make yourself bigger and make a bunch of noise because black bears are easily scared off.
Waterbears own your ass.
>gentle
Jesus christ how horrifying
>Going on raw numbers, this is the species of bear that most regularly attacks humans. Only the Himalayan black bear subspecies of Asian black bear is nearly as dangerous.
That sounds a lot like racism towards sloth bears.
You're so close to understanding, anon.
Sloth bear will literally carve the skin off of your face
It is not called sloth because of its behavior
we should add
to troll morons, though.
if it's sloth, take the day off
(to hang out with him)
You can't hang out with a beast.
that wont stop me from trying
Good morning sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior the sloth bear?
Look how sad he is that nobody respects him