>If it's brown, lay down. >If it's black, fight back. >if it's white, good night

>If it's brown, lay down
>If it's black, fight back
>if it's white, good night
But what of the gentle sloth bear? Nobody ever mentions the sloth bear.

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If it's sloth, jerk off

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hug a sloth, they'll get you off.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look, I fricking love sloth bears, but gentle is not a word I would use to describe them.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sloth bears are probably the only bear where your best option is just fricking run

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you fight back, you will die, regardless of what species of bear it is.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what "fight back" means in this rhyme. It means make yourself bigger and make a bunch of noise because black bears are easily scared off.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waterbears own your ass.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gentle

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ how horrifying

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Going on raw numbers, this is the species of bear that most regularly attacks humans. Only the Himalayan black bear subspecies of Asian black bear is nearly as dangerous.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds a lot like racism towards sloth bears.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're so close to understanding, anon.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sloth bear will literally carve the skin off of your face

    It is not called sloth because of its behavior

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      we should add

      if it's sloth, take the day off
      (to hang out with him)

      to troll morons, though.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it's sloth, take the day off
    (to hang out with him)

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't hang out with a beast.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        that wont stop me from trying

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior the sloth bear?

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look how sad he is that nobody respects him

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