If every single arthropod went into a battle royale, one of each species, including aquatic ones, which one would win?

If every single arthropod went into a battle royale, one of each species, including aquatic ones, which one would win?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are we on land or in the water? That makes a huge difference.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the real matchup is 1 (one) average ant vs 1 (one) average coconut crab
    the coconut crab will literally never be able to catch the ant, while the ant is free to parasitically eat from the crab until they both die of old age

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >until they both die of old age
      Then the coconut crab wins because they live for decades while the ant will live for like a month

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >one of each species
    >many people are saying ants

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ant tards

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ants. These tiny bastard are nearly impossible to kill for the biggest arthropods, and they attack in gang, like Black folk

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A fertilized queen argentine ant if it manages to get away and make a nest somewhere. Once it makes a nest it is over, it will feed on the carcasses of the other competitors and expand the nest until it either run out of space or food. If it run out of food it likely will have won already. and about “muh armor” they can just enter body orifices and eat them from inside while still alive. I have seen ants do that. And yes, the queen ant went as one of the species in the battle royale, she reproduced after the battle started.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The ants will win

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A fertilized queen argentine ant if it manages to get away and make a nest somewhere. Once it makes a nest it is over, it will feed on the carcasses of the other competitors and expand the nest until it either run out of space or food. If it run out of food it likely will have won already. and about “muh armor” they can just enter body orifices and eat them from inside while still alive. I have seen ants do that. And yes, the queen ant went as one of the species in the battle royale, she reproduced after the battle started.

      1 per species, eusocial cucks get btfo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        1 fertilized queen ant is 1 per species. She will produce minions later but still enters the battle as a single individual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >still enters the battle as a single individual.
          Then a solifuge eats it before it lays any egg.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            1. Argentine ant is really tiny, solifuge probably wouldn’t even see it as food.
            2. There are tens of thousands ants species, probably much more.
            Many more tiny flying insects
            3. Queen ant can fly.
            With all that there is a good chance some ants will escape the battle and manage to set up a nest somewhere, in the end it will be ant vs ant battle.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >fertilized
          That requires a second ant. Stop trying to "erm actually" this. One per species.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >one of each species
            >many people are saying ants

            The second ant fertilized the queen but didn’t enter the battle grounds, the queen still is only one and only individual of her species entering the battle grounds.
            Every animal requires another animal of its species to exist.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Coconut crab.
    >largest currently alive arthropod
    >has claws that outright oneshots >99% other arthropods
    >the remaining <1% can be dealt over time by gnawing at them with the claws
    >has armor that >99% of other arthropods can't get through
    >the <1% that can cause actual damage (by poison) are typically much smaller and fragile and can be squished first

    realistically if all just go at each other witk killing intent without dogpiling on the largest arthropods first, then the largest arthropods will be the last ones standing and then it's a match between who's the biggest dog in the yard, and that's the coconut crab. this frick kills birds and dogs.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Giant tropical centipedes would win in their wight class against all opponents.
    They have armour, venom, agility and strength.
    I dont' think it's fair to bring montrosities of different weight classes like coconut crabs into this.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If anybody thinks the answer is anything that isn't an ant, you're gay and moronic. My money is on something hyper aggressive like fire ants.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It says one (1) of each species you dense motherfricker
      Ants strength is in numbers

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    honestly it's probs gonna go down to whichever species has the longest lifespan, like an isopod and a horseshoe crab aren't really gonna fight, as in it's physically impossible, and many of them will have defenses too strong for any other animal to get past

    so anyone that knows any arthropod that has an extended lifespan, feel free to chime in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The ironclad beetle can live for years and could just tank most of what would attempt to attack it. I wouldn't doubt that even a crab could not crack it's armor. It wouldn't have to fight.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > This beetle is noted for its durability. Its thick, densely layered and interlocking elytra, connected to the ventral cuticle by complex lateral support structures, are able to support maximum force of 149 newtons, approximately equal to the force exerted by 15 kilograms or 33.069 lbs.
        ...
        > Body size did determine the strength of the coconut crabs' claws, Oka and colleagues found: the larger the crab, the stronger the pinch. Given that the largest coconut crabs weigh around 9 lbs., the researchers calculated that the biggest of the species could generate a pinch with a force of 3,300 newtons, greater than that of any other crustacean.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Would a coconut crab be successful in even being able to grip onto it though?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pic related. Research started to be done on their strength because they can be run over by vehicles and not die.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The ironclad beetle can live for years and could just tank most of what would attempt to attack it. I wouldn't doubt that even a crab could not crack it's armor. It wouldn't have to fight.

        Would a coconut crab be successful in even being able to grip onto it though?

        it's literally just a tiny bug with no offensive weapon. it will get it's head chopped off withing the first hour.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >it's literally just a tiny bug with no offensive weapon.
          A tiny bug with armor that makes it impervious to practically everyone else.

          >it will get it's head chopped off withing
          Again what arthropod with enough snapping force would actually be able to grab onto it when it's just sitting there with it's legs tucked in

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >what arthropod with enough snapping force would actually be able to grab onto it when it's just sitting there with it's legs tucked in
            A crab. Even a small coconut crab could crack its shell

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hermit crabs can live over 20 years.
      But how will you do the temperature/humidity for everyone right without killing some species? Will there be unlimited food? But why would they fight if they have food?how should water animals and land animals interact?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Since it has been mentioned ITT more than once, coconut crabs live for 120 years, possibly longer than that.
      They're massive and ultra strong.
      My money's on them.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can any spider or wasp break a the shell of one of those giant crabs and lobsters?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unlikely. At best the could puncture a joint or somewhere soft, probably wouldn’t do much though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then it is either the coconut crab, the Japanese giant crab, or an oversized American lobster.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Some of these gigant wasps? They could just fly away and just hit at the end

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One of the large crabs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Coconut crab or mantis shrimp. Maybe even camel spider or goliath bird eating tarantula.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Coconut crab
        Maybe
        >mantis shrimp
        >goliath bird eating tarantula
        >camel spider
        Not even remotely

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Coconut crab would probably get co-op'd by other large crustaceans or something whose fangs, claws, or stings would go through the armor.
        Camel spiders need to constantly eat. Doesn't really take long for them to wear out.
        Goliath bird eating tarantula would get one-shotted by stings or the coconut crab.
        Mantis shrimp's claws don't really work well outside of water. Also would get one shotted by sadistic motherfrickers like tarantula hawk wasp or large crustaceans.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ok who do you think would win homosexual?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          These creatures arent smart enough to act the way you describe and cooperate with species that arent their own. Unless bloodlusted most of them will avoid the much bigger coconut crab as well.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ants

        Maybe Some of these gigant wasps? They could just fly away and just hit at the end

        Delicious ant food

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Coconut crab or mantis shrimp. Maybe even camel spider or goliath bird eating tarantula.

      How do they kill the tiny minuscule arthropods ?
      How would they deal with parasitic arthropods?

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