If a pitbull were to attack me and my dog, would sticking a swiss army knife into his neck be a quick and efficient way of getting rid of him?

If a pitbull were to attack me and my dog, would sticking a swiss army knife into his neck be a quick and efficient way of getting rid of him? I don't have a gun and I'm not too sure of any other ways besides fricking up his jugular

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to pet that dog.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wants to pet you too

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a video where a guy stuck his finger up a pit bull's bottom and that dog stopped attacking.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its simple:
    Get a gun.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      idea of a person trying to get a clear shot as an unexpectedly close pitbull unexpectedly triggers kill-mode seems like a recipe for collateral damage.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but you'd have to stab him more than one time, most people that get into knife fights don't die from a single stab wound, they get stabbed a great number of times, the shitbull will die just like a person would from stabbing.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I intend to stab him multiple times, but my butter knife might not go the trick. I may have one of these knives in my car

      https://i.imgur.com/MTMFTLK.jpg

      A partially serrated knife with a lock would be a lot better than a Swiss army knife. The bigger the better. Don't just stab it and retract it, stab it into its neck and saw downwards with tremendous force.

      , so I'll use that instead

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how the libshit trannies try to frame the original star wars trilogy as bad because people like them more than the new trash being put out.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who hyper-fixate on the presented danger of pitbulls, or otherwise allow that or similar hyper-fixation from others to influence them, are probably a greater danger to themselves (or to others) than the threat itself will usually ever be.

    Remember how the muslims were going to take our freedom away? The Soviets, before? The harm we mostly brought on ourselves in confronting them in a real theatrical and cathartic way?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry bro but this thread is too dead to fall for you guys bait, and I, OP, am too smart for it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't hurt yourself if your enemies kill you first
      great logic, anon

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you know where a dog's jugular vein is? lol you could try sawing in to the neck and hope you hit arteries and find its windpipe but they're really adept at fricking people up. one thing they like to do is bite part of you, so your hand getting close to its neck, then yank and when you go closer to give it slack they just keep it yanked until they can pull a sheet of skin off, then come in and bite on another piece

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a gun.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was once walking my brothers pitbull while dog sitting and this huge saint Bernard mix came running up to him to attack him. The big dog grabbed my brothers pitbull by the neck for a second but I grabbed it around the neck and choked it while bending it backwards until it couldn't breath and my brothers dog barked at it. Anyway dogs aren't super dangerous as long as you're not 70 years old or 12 and under.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A partially serrated knife with a lock would be a lot better than a Swiss army knife. The bigger the better. Don't just stab it and retract it, stab it into its neck and saw downwards with tremendous force.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're more likely to hurt yourself trying to stab anything with a swiss army knife, especially when under pressure.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No
    A knife is probably the worst self defense option against animals or people

    Get pepper spray you moron

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, that wouldn't stop the satanic beast. You'd have to bludgeon him hard with a big stick or a bat.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever seen a movie where someone is stuck in a trash compactor or in the jaws of a dragon attempting to eat them, then they use a stick to stop it from closing?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, name one

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Star wars you infantile homosexual

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Star wars you infantile homosexual
          Literal onions

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally? like Actually? The snoy?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, you do know what literal means, right? Don't they use that word in starwars?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Star wars
          >you infantile homosexual
          the ironing

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          commit suicide redditBlack person

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, now explain how you do that with a small-sized steroid-fueled killing machine on crack.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This question does not deserve an entire thread. Please post simple questions in the dog general.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. And OP is asking a bait question anyway. It's just for zoosadists to talk about killing animals under the thinly veiled guise of self defense.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you say so. I am way too tired to try and fail to persuade you otherwise. You're free to call me gay or moronic or whatever. I made this there for me and my dog to effectively prepare for the worst. Believe it or not, I don't care

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do say so. I'm very sure every day you and your dog go out you're just coming across hordes of pitbulls to the point you had to make a whole thread dedicated to it. Get mental help.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good webm

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            look at him go!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why does he do it?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        defending yourself from a shitbull is not zoosadism. stop devaluing words like this.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This board is slow as shit, idk why people cling to your generals, they aren’t needed at all.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it would keep fighting unless you cut its spine.

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