If a pitbull were to attack me and my dog, would sticking a swiss army knife into his neck be a quick and efficient way of getting rid of him? I don't have a gun and I'm not too sure of any other ways besides fricking up his jugular
Picrel is my dog and knife
I want to pet that dog.
He wants to pet you too
I saw a video where a guy stuck his finger up a pit bull's bottom and that dog stopped attacking.
Its simple:
Get a gun.
idea of a person trying to get a clear shot as an unexpectedly close pitbull unexpectedly triggers kill-mode seems like a recipe for collateral damage.
Yes, but you'd have to stab him more than one time, most people that get into knife fights don't die from a single stab wound, they get stabbed a great number of times, the shitbull will die just like a person would from stabbing.
I intend to stab him multiple times, but my butter knife might not go the trick. I may have one of these knives in my car
, so I'll use that instead
I love how the libshit trannies try to frame the original star wars trilogy as bad because people like them more than the new trash being put out.
People who hyper-fixate on the presented danger of pitbulls, or otherwise allow that or similar hyper-fixation from others to influence them, are probably a greater danger to themselves (or to others) than the threat itself will usually ever be.
Remember how the muslims were going to take our freedom away? The Soviets, before? The harm we mostly brought on ourselves in confronting them in a real theatrical and cathartic way?
I'm sorry bro but this thread is too dead to fall for you guys bait, and I, OP, am too smart for it
>you can't hurt yourself if your enemies kill you first
great logic, anon
do you know where a dog's jugular vein is? lol you could try sawing in to the neck and hope you hit arteries and find its windpipe but they're really adept at fricking people up. one thing they like to do is bite part of you, so your hand getting close to its neck, then yank and when you go closer to give it slack they just keep it yanked until they can pull a sheet of skin off, then come in and bite on another piece
get a gun.
I was once walking my brothers pitbull while dog sitting and this huge saint Bernard mix came running up to him to attack him. The big dog grabbed my brothers pitbull by the neck for a second but I grabbed it around the neck and choked it while bending it backwards until it couldn't breath and my brothers dog barked at it. Anyway dogs aren't super dangerous as long as you're not 70 years old or 12 and under.
A partially serrated knife with a lock would be a lot better than a Swiss army knife. The bigger the better. Don't just stab it and retract it, stab it into its neck and saw downwards with tremendous force.
You're more likely to hurt yourself trying to stab anything with a swiss army knife, especially when under pressure.
No
A knife is probably the worst self defense option against animals or people
Get pepper spray you moron
No, that wouldn't stop the satanic beast. You'd have to bludgeon him hard with a big stick or a bat.
Have you ever seen a movie where someone is stuck in a trash compactor or in the jaws of a dragon attempting to eat them, then they use a stick to stop it from closing?
no, name one
Star wars you infantile homosexual
>Star wars you infantile homosexual
Literal onions
Literally? like Actually? The snoy?
Yes, you do know what literal means, right? Don't they use that word in starwars?
>Star wars
>you infantile homosexual
the ironing
commit suicide redditBlack person
Ok, now explain how you do that with a small-sized steroid-fueled killing machine on crack.
This question does not deserve an entire thread. Please post simple questions in the dog general.
This. And OP is asking a bait question anyway. It's just for zoosadists to talk about killing animals under the thinly veiled guise of self defense.
If you say so. I am way too tired to try and fail to persuade you otherwise. You're free to call me gay or moronic or whatever. I made this there for me and my dog to effectively prepare for the worst. Believe it or not, I don't care
I do say so. I'm very sure every day you and your dog go out you're just coming across hordes of pitbulls to the point you had to make a whole thread dedicated to it. Get mental help.
Good webm
look at him go!
Why does he do it?
defending yourself from a shitbull is not zoosadism. stop devaluing words like this.
This board is slow as shit, idk why people cling to your generals, they aren’t needed at all.
No it would keep fighting unless you cut its spine.