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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    From wikipedia
    >In 2009, workers at a Baltimore wastewater treatment plant called for help to deal with over 100 million orb-weaver spiders, living in a community that managed to spin a phenomenal web that covered some 4 acres of a building, with spider densities in some areas reaching 35,176 spiders per cubic meter

    I don't encourage this, but I can't stop you. Tourists are far more invasive than spiders.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's amazing. I wonder caused them to swarm like that? Weather? Mating flurry? I would've wanted to see that.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overripe leg banana

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing field training at fort Benning
    >so sleep deprived I'm just kind of stumbling through the swamps under my ruck trying to focus on keeping up with the rest of the patrol
    >walk face first through some huge thick webs, don't think too much of it
    >one of those gigantic yellow mother frickers has suddenly materialized on my shoulder/neck, I feel it's sharp legs poking my skin
    >mfw
    >silently shitting my pants as I violently flail around trying to dislodge this abomination from my body
    >cadre don't even laugh at me, they just wince in sympathy

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spiders... in space!
    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7716925/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interdasting.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of these made a web across the entrance to my parents house and waited above it on the wooden part. I would always leave there for work when it was still dark and walked through the web. When I got home from work the web was in the same place but higher. I ducked underneath it and went inside but the next morning forgot and walked through it again. When I got home after work it was even higher up and had giant, white, zigzags across the middle I guess so I could see the web. It happened one more time the next morning and she moved it higher where I wouldn't walk through it and added even more reinforced zigzag symbols. Did it add the visible parts because it thought a bird was flying through it or some shit? How did it know it was an accident or even be intelligent enough to understand visibility.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is a very interesting report. First time I've heard of something like that. Spiders are actually fairly intelligent. More than people think.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did it add the visible parts because it thought a bird was flying through it or some shit?
      I haven’t kept up with this field, so I don’t know if the reason for this is still disputed or not. But yeah, one of the theories was to warn away animals that kept tearing though the web (like adding stickers to the windows that birds hit), and that’s probably what is happening in your case. Another theory was that they were a sacrificial decoy area to attack instead of eating the spider.
      Might be fun to contact a local entomology facebook group/lab/or something, could be a good thesis idea for someone.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    stop shitting up the board with your bullshit and go back.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skeeters N' Flies B-Gone! (FREE! Get at your local forest any time, anywhere!)

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i see these things every time i go to work and i throw pinecones at them lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wuss.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pussy

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay spider

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These things catch too many hummingbirds, not cool.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Farm them and sell their gold silk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That piece of fabric is amazing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I just wish the whole thing would photograph better. All of the full-piece shots look like a wrinkly blanket and it makes it hard to see and appreciate all the fine detail work.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am hurt over what they made that cloth into. Seriously, what the frick is that? It looks like a hospital gown, and why some random roasty wearing it?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >im so hurt my poor feefees
            >how dare they use beautiful fabric to make a beautiful garment to be worn by a beautiful woman
            >ooh. oof ouchie it hurts

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Beautiful
              Oh no, he's gay.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no need to project anon

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >beautiful
              anon that's a fashion model, they're specifically not beautiful to send a message

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you even wash a dress made from spider silk? can you put it into you washing machine or will it simply dissolve?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The washing machine and dryer tends to frick up silk garments, so do certain detergents. Doesn’t really dissolve, but it can warp or rip or lose color. Gotta be gently handwashed, steamed, or drycleaned.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post address.
    I'll send you a few thousand.
    >t. Georgia.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Le leg banana

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