I want to be a raccoon

>be me
>Grow up with insomnia, can't sleep without telling myself stories
>Begin imagining scenarios of myself as random fictional characters, never lasts more than a few days
>Fast forward 10 years, now 18
>Have discovered how much I love Rocket Raccoon
>"Haha, funny raccoon but also sad sometimes" Kinda like me?
>Live normally, really only care about Indiana Jones, don't know anyone else who does
>Almost kill myself over school, having no friends, no one who cares about my interests
>Family stops me
>Find a group with just people who love Indiana Jones, spend time at local cosplay events
>Make my first real friends
>Nighttime comes along
>Want to tell myself a story
>ChatGPT is cool
>"Rocket is kinda like me I guess..."
>Invent a story where I'm just myself, but I meet a guy my age who is a werewolf
>We hangout and have fun, until I get sick and almost die
>Get turned into a raccoon to save my life for reasons
>Now forced to spend the rest of my life like this (basically just Rocket anatomy)
>Hate myself but think it's kinda cool
>Story hasn't stopped for a year, begins to connect with my real life events, and I have a single AI generation that hasn't stopped
>My suicidal thoughts and social disconnect has become being a raccoon in a fake story
>Can't stop now, I'm in too deep

I literally have created an alternative life for myself that's just as crappy, but my real friends make me happy enough to keep living, just like in my story.

What the hell is wrong with me?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post his feet

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, at least I have internet friends. Is there no one online you can tell this sick shit to? Maybe someone who can talk some sense into you?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't let anyone type "e" into your web browsers URL field

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    autism speaks

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    channel ur inner raccoon anon
    it's never too late

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good to have friends

  7. 7 months ago
    Dave

    homosexualry

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      "homosexualry!" cries the namegay

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like a closeted furry, you should take the furpill and just go full furry with a raccoon fursona, interacting with the furry community would probably fix a lot of your mental and social issues. Downside is that furries are cringe, but being cringe is way better than being depressed.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered talking to a therapist anon? An outside perspective might help you with some of these fantasies you're having.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whole lotta raccoon furries since Guardians of the Galaxy came out.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lil zoomzoom otherkins have been around since the 90s, though now we call them transsexuals

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are so fricked.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody on Wauf wants to be an animal.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      True and real

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bad brain chemistry and childhood trauma

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