I thought I could fit through the space between the speaker and the wall.

The fact that my owner has a black eye from a falling speaker is completely unrelated.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was a shorthair version of these

    Long hair is such a pain in the ass

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty, big kot
    Have my pretty, big kot

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    your cat is very hirsute

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s one pretty cat

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks! She’s a little shit, but I love her

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All if this to cover up his boyfriend giving him a black eye
    Stop being gay, OP.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Seriously? I thought spaying was basically a hysterectomy

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah, I know. I’m kicking myself that I listened to that damn vet. Her kittens would’ve been so adorable too.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Unfortunately, no. I had her spayed a while back right after I got her. I let the vet convince me that she was going to get knocked up if I ever let her roam and so I got it done. I really wish I hadn’t.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She would get knocked up. Coons are little bawds

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Instead she knocked me out

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you actually get knocked out? Or just a black eye?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That she is. I love her, even if she did her best to destroy my eye

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did this even happen?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a shelf above my couch that I put my Bluetooth speaker on. It’s not a wide shelf, but my cat insists on walking in it. There was a small space between the speaker and the wall that she tried to fit through. Meanwhile, I was taking a nap on the couch and when she pushed past the speaker, it fell about 5 ft and landed on my eye. My eye looks awful and I look really ugly right now. Clearly she’s doing her best to make sure she’s the only girl in my life haha

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A little speaker fell a couple feet and somehow gave you a huge black eye? Yeah, sure. I have my doubts.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean that’s what happened, but believe what you will

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you such a cuck?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Excuse me?

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