The fact that my owner has a black eye from a falling speaker is completely unrelated.
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I thought I could fit through the space between the speaker and the wall.
I wish there was a shorthair version of these
Long hair is such a pain in the ass
Pretty, big kot
Have my pretty, big kot
your cat is very hirsute
That’s one pretty cat
Thanks! She’s a little shit, but I love her
>All if this to cover up his boyfriend giving him a black eye
Stop being gay, OP.
Seriously? I thought spaying was basically a hysterectomy
Yeah, I know. I’m kicking myself that I listened to that damn vet. Her kittens would’ve been so adorable too.
Unfortunately, no. I had her spayed a while back right after I got her. I let the vet convince me that she was going to get knocked up if I ever let her roam and so I got it done. I really wish I hadn’t.
She would get knocked up. Coons are little bawds
Instead she knocked me out
Did you actually get knocked out? Or just a black eye?
That she is. I love her, even if she did her best to destroy my eye
How did this even happen?
I have a shelf above my couch that I put my Bluetooth speaker on. It’s not a wide shelf, but my cat insists on walking in it. There was a small space between the speaker and the wall that she tried to fit through. Meanwhile, I was taking a nap on the couch and when she pushed past the speaker, it fell about 5 ft and landed on my eye. My eye looks awful and I look really ugly right now. Clearly she’s doing her best to make sure she’s the only girl in my life haha
A little speaker fell a couple feet and somehow gave you a huge black eye? Yeah, sure. I have my doubts.
I mean that’s what happened, but believe what you will
Why are you such a cuck?
Excuse me?