I really want to know how t-rexes mated.

I really want to know how t-rexes mated.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did not, according to paleontologists they were trans and mutilated their genitalia, probably why they went extinct.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any proof they didnt just touched each other asses like moonwalking on their backs and made a cloacal kiss?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Face to face.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well if you're lucky enough, double-chan moe has a board dedicated to animal sexo. So maybe lurk there and if you're lucky enough, there might be a lizard/reptile/gator thread that will have your answers.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they fugg

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They never mated. The female would lay eggs and the male would fertilize the eggs with his jizz.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name one amniote that reproduces through external fertilization.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        umm...anon, you do realize was making dumb joke, right?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't and each female got impregnated by god

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they won't teach you this stuff in school.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i miss when the loonies were right-wing
      spending times in churches making harmless shit like this
      now they're lefty
      Working in college admin posts poisoning the youth spirit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember when being anti-vax used to be a left wing hippie thing with the crystals and free love and then turned into a right wing thing about bodily autonomy with the autism and freedom?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Border control and freedom of speech swapped teams too. I blame gay dinos, obviously.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it known for sure if dinosaurs had dicks? maybe they just rubbed cloacas

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pervert.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    backwards probably

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no evidence Dinosaurs had sex, so it must be assumed they didn't.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birds at some point lost their penises (some have since evolved a psuedopenis, identifiable as a psuedopenis and not a real penis because it's made erect by being filled with lymph instead of blood. Crocodilians have regular penises. Therefore we can say that the loss of a penis is a derived character in archosaurs and not ancestral, and we can posit that the loss of the penis might be related to flight adaptation (bats are currently undergoing this loss in mammalia), which means we could expect penises to exist on almost all dinosaurs.
    Assuming a crocodilian model for reproduction, even animals as large as Tyrannosaurus Rex should be able to mate without issue if the female adopts a head low stance and the male stands slightly behind her hips and turns his body so his belly is over her hips.

    Gigantic sauropods and inflexible ankylosaurs are a more interesting problem, mechanically.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet they just had really, really, really long prehensile dicks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bats are currently undergoing this loss in mammalia
      Lol no they're not.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The serotine bat (Eptesicus serotinus), has already abandoned penetrative sex. This is the first step down the path to mating by urogenital orifice kissing.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the serotine bat has a megadong. Just because it doesn’t fit does not mean it will soon be reduced. Aerodynamics are not the only selective pressure they face. Could be that the females have a hard preference for males that perform a certain way and that any divergence from size and stamina would be maladaptive due to the female’s mate selection. It seems more likely to become an Irish elk bat that goes extinct from lugging around a colossal floppy dick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we can posit that the loss of the penis might be related to flight adaptation (bats are currently undergoing this loss in mammalia)
      Does this mean pterosaurs also had no dicks?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more curious about the more ungainly giants like sauropods. It seems some people assume they always mated in water to avoid crushing each other.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saved

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/3Y4aTfc.png

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        saved

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        saved

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/d2n2fg7.png

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people think that saurpods must have basically had ovipositors in order to not scramble their eggs when laying them, perhaps they stand side by side and the female's ovipositor slurps the male's spermal jelly out of his cloaca.

      And if male saurpods had penises or psuedopenises, maybe they docked and the male penetrated the female ovipositor?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Similarly to the red-billed buffalo weaver, the cassowary, a ratite, exhibits a pseudo-penis in both males and females. The male's pseudo-phallus is used to "inveganate", or to push the female's pseudo-phallus inside-out, and then ejaculates from the cloaca to ensure a successful mating.
        ????????
        yeah

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          god i wish that was me

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which one?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              you know

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        or a really long dick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEX LAKES
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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be super fine, it it weren't for the giant mosasaurs roaming the ocean at the time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they get that close to the shore that often? Most seas are safe for humans even though sharks and orcas exist.
        The bigger problem is that they'd need deep water to reproduce. That would be extremely limiting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can only imagine they had fricking insane serpentine prehensile pseudopenises and they just had to stand ass-to-ass while the cloacas did their work.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/d2n2fg7.png

      I fricking can't

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/d2n2fg7.png

      I can't believe I got some good laughs today.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's another "wow, sauropods sure were huge, they must have been semi-aquatic" episode

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        we're known sauropods were transitional animals for quite some time

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, pliosaurs and plesiosaurs were part of the extinct superorder sauropterygia whereas sauropods were archosaurs which are fairly distantly related to any sauropterygians.

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