I like him just fine I just don't want him to drop down on me while I am sleeping.

I like him just fine I just don't want him to drop down on me while I am sleeping.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are you waiting for? get your lighter and wd40 and go to town on him

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's waiting for you to fall asleep.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen a huntsman this big looking since the days of my youth in rural NSW

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    he keep you warm tho

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay spider

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      how can you tell

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he didn't respond to me and I'm a girl

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just catch them in clear plastic take-away food containers and release them in the garden where there are more insects for them to eat.
    Be careful that you don't squish their legs with the container, though.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    put him in the garage or laundry room where he belongs

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's back!
    Almost the exact same time as yesterday. I think he's living inside of my animation desk.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait, this guy is smaller. I don't know this spider!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          run

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I decided to stay up reading in the living room and then circle back to this new spider-guy tomorrow

            > I think he's living inside of my animation desk.
            post your work.

            I am too shy for that

            put him in the garage or laundry room where he belongs

            I actually don't have either of those things

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huntsman are dangerous you should kill

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No they're not. Don't be a c**t. Leave them alone so they can eat your wienerroaches or put on your big boy pants and catch them and put them outside.
          If you put them outside they could also get eaten by a kookaburra or paralysed by one of those big orange native wasps that will then hide it somewhere and lay eggs in it so the wasp larvae can eat it alive from the inside out. So even if you hate and fear them for no reason you can be consoled by the thought that they will likely meet a miserable end one way or another.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I think he's living inside of my animation desk.
      post your work.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How big is this lad? Put him in your hand for reference.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't here atm but he usually comes back around dinner. He is about 6.5" in diameter to the tip of his legs.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what species

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever a regular australia huntsmen spider is

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >juiced up pedipalps
    this man is on a mission, dont expect him to stay still for any length of time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been there for about four hours now

      He doesn't even see you, if you were to interact with it constantly he might get desensitized to humans.

      If you don't want him to possibly jumpscare you, you can relocate it (usually outside).

      I named him Isacod he's been here for over a year now but usually he stays in the kitchen

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess mostly I'm worried that even if I know that me and him are cool how would he know that we're cool?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't even see you, if you were to interact with it constantly he might get desensitized to humans.

      If you don't want him to possibly jumpscare you, you can relocate it (usually outside).

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