I'm not in the US but I am having the absolute worst time getting the one I planted from seed to grow. Fast growing? The oak tree I turned into a bonsai grows faster.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
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I have been spreading knotweed and tree-of-heaven in my neighbourhood.
I have many, and despite them having the same soil, space and place, there is a huge difference between them. One is 6ft / 1,8m tall, sown in april, while I have some that are just 4" / 10cm. Even though they are supposed to sprout in light, putting them just below soil level made a big positive difference in ease of germination.
Also, don't cut them back if you want flowers. Cut them back for winter if you want bigger leaf growth.
Tree of heaven is an extremely nasty weed that spreads through shoots and causes a rash when touched. Knotweed is impossible to get rid of without completely salting the Earth.
Buy hemp seed for feeding birds. Learn to fly a fpv drone in acro mode, attach cup on top of drone, fill to the brim with seed, release by flipping/ rolling at high altitude. Enjoy the non-smokeable plants around, and your new hobby.
>knotweed and tree-of-heaven
Nooooo these are INVASIVE species and they're able to grow under harsh conditions unlike our sensitive native cuckplants!!! kill the knotweed!
By the way. What do you mean you don't want to let it millions of Africans and Afghans?? They came on a boat and they're all just 17 year old boys, poor refugees we need to give them our houses and daughters!
Бopщeвик-sama, I kneel.
I remember attending some crazy kind of kindergarten-summer camp for 5-7yo kids, 30km away from the city, fields full of hogweed, forests full of lizards, frogs and snakes.
We were allowed to roam said fields and forests with very little supervision, so we all eventually got burned by based бopщeвик-sama. One girl fell down into the thicket, and had to be hospitalized. Another kid tried to eat a brightly colored fly agaric, he had to be hospitalized as well.
We also caught the aforementioned lizards, frogs and snakes to play with. Harmless grass snakes, mostly but I distinctively remember us playing with a dark-grey snake that had a pattern on it's back. Might have been a smooth snake, or even a viper.
Not like we knew any better, it's a miracle we all survived.
Anyhow, lemme get something off my chest that's been there for 23 years.
Back then I once caught a large and very active frog. It's been very fun to play with, so when the time came for us to go eat, I decided to put a stone on it's legs so it would'nt escape and I could return later and play with it some more.
When I returned after the meal and the nap, the frog didn't move anymore, it was dead.
To this day I am ashamed of my actions.
I let “refugees” sleep in my garage
Knotweed is a great plant. Why do people hate it?
if your neighbor is a c**t then lmao
if you're just a c**t for no reason, then kys
Frogposter is my favorite Waufon
No you didn't. Post image of you doing it with timestamp.
What does the reddit frog have to do with that?
Thanks bro, I charge people 200 dollars to remove this shit damn well knowing it'll just come back
Paulownia is my favorite invasive plant.
You have great taste sir
I'm not in the US but I am having the absolute worst time getting the one I planted from seed to grow. Fast growing? The oak tree I turned into a bonsai grows faster.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I've been spreading lupins.
I have many, and despite them having the same soil, space and place, there is a huge difference between them. One is 6ft / 1,8m tall, sown in april, while I have some that are just 4" / 10cm. Even though they are supposed to sprout in light, putting them just below soil level made a big positive difference in ease of germination.
Also, don't cut them back if you want flowers. Cut them back for winter if you want bigger leaf growth.
What's so bad about these? That they're spreading? So what. It's just a harmless plant.
Tree of heaven is an extremely nasty weed that spreads through shoots and causes a rash when touched. Knotweed is impossible to get rid of without completely salting the Earth.
But that's a good thing.
can you spread regular weed around your neighbourhood? I think that'd be a hilarious joke
Buy hemp seed for feeding birds. Learn to fly a fpv drone in acro mode, attach cup on top of drone, fill to the brim with seed, release by flipping/ rolling at high altitude. Enjoy the non-smokeable plants around, and your new hobby.
>knotweed and tree-of-heaven
Nooooo these are INVASIVE species and they're able to grow under harsh conditions unlike our sensitive native cuckplants!!! kill the knotweed!
By the way. What do you mean you don't want to let it millions of Africans and Afghans?? They came on a boat and they're all just 17 year old boys, poor refugees we need to give them our houses and daughters!
>daughters
*hits pipe*
White people aren't native to the Americas either.
Humans aren't native to Americas period
Black girls aren't native here either but we're stuck with those all over the place. Sometimes you just gotta deal with it.
Go toss some in some ghetto neighborhood, nogs don't mow.
>Make up several hundred kudzu seed bombs
>Armor up car
>Drive through the hood at 3am flinging dozens in each yard
AYO WHAT DA FRICK DIS CRACKA SHOOTIN' DIRT AT US
Thats boring because they dont give a shit. White boomers will be ripping their hair out trying to maintain their gay lawn
blacks only care about one kind of grass
enter
Бopщeвик-sama, I kneel.
I remember attending some crazy kind of kindergarten-summer camp for 5-7yo kids, 30km away from the city, fields full of hogweed, forests full of lizards, frogs and snakes.
We were allowed to roam said fields and forests with very little supervision, so we all eventually got burned by based бopщeвик-sama. One girl fell down into the thicket, and had to be hospitalized. Another kid tried to eat a brightly colored fly agaric, he had to be hospitalized as well.
We also caught the aforementioned lizards, frogs and snakes to play with. Harmless grass snakes, mostly but I distinctively remember us playing with a dark-grey snake that had a pattern on it's back. Might have been a smooth snake, or even a viper.
Not like we knew any better, it's a miracle we all survived.
Anyhow, lemme get something off my chest that's been there for 23 years.
Back then I once caught a large and very active frog. It's been very fun to play with, so when the time came for us to go eat, I decided to put a stone on it's legs so it would'nt escape and I could return later and play with it some more.
When I returned after the meal and the nap, the frog didn't move anymore, it was dead.
To this day I am ashamed of my actions.
you must help the next frog you see to atone for your actions and appease the frog gods
What about bamboo? It grows even faster than tree-of-heaven
hop on the stinknet train
have a nice day
>kudzu in my backyard
Time to get goats.
you can eat kudzu btw
Have you considered spreading black locust aswell?
Of course