I have been spreading knotweed and tree-of-heaven in my neighbourhood.

I have been spreading knotweed and tree-of-heaven in my neighbourhood.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I let “refugees” sleep in my garage

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Knotweed is a great plant. Why do people hate it?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if your neighbor is a c**t then lmao

    if you're just a c**t for no reason, then kys

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frogposter is my favorite Waufon

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No you didn't. Post image of you doing it with timestamp.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does the reddit frog have to do with that?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks bro, I charge people 200 dollars to remove this shit damn well knowing it'll just come back

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paulownia is my favorite invasive plant.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have great taste sir

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not in the US but I am having the absolute worst time getting the one I planted from seed to grow. Fast growing? The oak tree I turned into a bonsai grows faster.

      I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

      https://i.imgur.com/UDSSo6t.png

      I have been spreading knotweed and tree-of-heaven in my neighbourhood.

      I've been spreading lupins.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have many, and despite them having the same soil, space and place, there is a huge difference between them. One is 6ft / 1,8m tall, sown in april, while I have some that are just 4" / 10cm. Even though they are supposed to sprout in light, putting them just below soil level made a big positive difference in ease of germination.

        Also, don't cut them back if you want flowers. Cut them back for winter if you want bigger leaf growth.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's so bad about these? That they're spreading? So what. It's just a harmless plant.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tree of heaven is an extremely nasty weed that spreads through shoots and causes a rash when touched. Knotweed is impossible to get rid of without completely salting the Earth.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's a good thing.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you spread regular weed around your neighbourhood? I think that'd be a hilarious joke

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy hemp seed for feeding birds. Learn to fly a fpv drone in acro mode, attach cup on top of drone, fill to the brim with seed, release by flipping/ rolling at high altitude. Enjoy the non-smokeable plants around, and your new hobby.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >knotweed and tree-of-heaven
    Nooooo these are INVASIVE species and they're able to grow under harsh conditions unlike our sensitive native cuckplants!!! kill the knotweed!

    By the way. What do you mean you don't want to let it millions of Africans and Afghans?? They came on a boat and they're all just 17 year old boys, poor refugees we need to give them our houses and daughters!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >daughters
      *hits pipe*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      White people aren't native to the Americas either.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Humans aren't native to Americas period

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black girls aren't native here either but we're stuck with those all over the place. Sometimes you just gotta deal with it.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go toss some in some ghetto neighborhood, nogs don't mow.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make up several hundred kudzu seed bombs
      >Armor up car
      >Drive through the hood at 3am flinging dozens in each yard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        AYO WHAT DA FRICK DIS CRACKA SHOOTIN' DIRT AT US

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats boring because they dont give a shit. White boomers will be ripping their hair out trying to maintain their gay lawn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      blacks only care about one kind of grass

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    enter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Бopщeвик-sama, I kneel.
      I remember attending some crazy kind of kindergarten-summer camp for 5-7yo kids, 30km away from the city, fields full of hogweed, forests full of lizards, frogs and snakes.
      We were allowed to roam said fields and forests with very little supervision, so we all eventually got burned by based бopщeвик-sama. One girl fell down into the thicket, and had to be hospitalized. Another kid tried to eat a brightly colored fly agaric, he had to be hospitalized as well.
      We also caught the aforementioned lizards, frogs and snakes to play with. Harmless grass snakes, mostly but I distinctively remember us playing with a dark-grey snake that had a pattern on it's back. Might have been a smooth snake, or even a viper.
      Not like we knew any better, it's a miracle we all survived.

      Anyhow, lemme get something off my chest that's been there for 23 years.
      Back then I once caught a large and very active frog. It's been very fun to play with, so when the time came for us to go eat, I decided to put a stone on it's legs so it would'nt escape and I could return later and play with it some more.
      When I returned after the meal and the nap, the frog didn't move anymore, it was dead.
      To this day I am ashamed of my actions.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you must help the next frog you see to atone for your actions and appease the frog gods

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about bamboo? It grows even faster than tree-of-heaven

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hop on the stinknet train

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kudzu in my backyard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time to get goats.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can eat kudzu btw

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered spreading black locust aswell?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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