I got sting by a wasp 3 times.

I got sting by a wasp 3 times. This happened 7 hours ago and it still hurts, periodically I get these sharp stings like it feels like I keep getting stabbed again. Is there a chance that there's stingers still inside me?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like wasps. With a little help they manage to get out of my room where bees always struggle like morons.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes op same thing happened to me years ago. Top of my foot, it swole up 3x the size. It was punishment for a long ritual i did. Note to muggles, the price you pay for magic is pain.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Accidentally ran over a yellowjacket nest with my lawnmower a couple of years back and got tagged seven different times up the side of my body. Stings were still a little achey that night, and flu symptoms for a day or so after for some reason, but for the next ten days after I had the worst, most miserable case of diarrhea I ever had. I mean like "go to the bathroom every 45 minutes to be doubled over on the toilet for cramping up so my burning butthole could force out a tablespoon of mucus" kind diarrhea. For nearly two weeks.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I got sting by a wasp 3 times
    If it was a Hornet, you'd be already dead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you're allergic, you won't die with only 3 stings of Hornets.

      I see so many wasps compared to bees it's depressing.

      Wasps are lame, Hornets are cooler.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see so many wasps compared to bees it's depressing.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you get them out? They're under your skin. They're poisoning you. They're under your skin. You have to get them out. They'll hurt you; change you. You have to get them out.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a growing next of what I think are bald faced hornets on my house. Is one of those cans of poison going to be enough? I just spray it at the entrance and run away right?
    Not looking forward to it since I know I'm allergic to yellow jackets after my dog stepping in a next last year.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are these Black folk so aggressive this year? they're camping by my apartment stairs and even if I walk on the outside of the step away from them, they just swarm at my leg like maniacs

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I frickin hate wasps and mud daubers.
    I especially hate how my salt gun doesn't always drop them in one shot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you hate mud daubers? Aren't those really tiny and rarely sting people? And they kill brown recluses.
      >I especially hate how my salt gun doesn't always drop them in one shot
      Get one of those cans of special wasp spray; makes them asphyxiate in seconds and projects far as frick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look up the salt revolver that runs on Crossman CO2 cartridges. That thing looks like it can gib an entire roach.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is even the "purpose" of these fricks? I feel like all the do is crawl into figs and be annoying stinging dickheads
    I find that the people who act too cool for school and look down on you for being wary are the people that get stung.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was riding my motorcycle and it went inside my sleeve and started stinging my arm. I'm with you, I hate wasps and will normally steer a 1 block radius if I'm capable. I would love to genocide every stinging insect.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The entire process
      Horrifying, I ate figs for years and never knew the wasps had a hand in the process and that I could have eaten wasps by accident.... How such a sweet nice fruit be home to such evil fricks- Never mind, they just act on their nature but still, they're dicks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean wasp abortions being delicious sounds like a good thing in my book, if your archenemies unborn children were delicious wouldn't you gladly eat them

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wouldn't you eat them?
          Not unless we're talking eggs and he's not sapient like some chicken, which I guess wasps fit the bill true.... Ok but still offputting and I wouldn't be glad about It!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The male fig-wasp immediately after hatching knocks-up all of his sisters when they're still undeveloped embryos and dies afterwards, making the females appear to be born pregnant
      GIWTWM

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think its aphids where the males hatch from the egg inside the mother, and then go and fertilize the females while they're still in the egg, die, and the females are born pregnant.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The entire process
      Horrifying, I ate figs for years and never knew the wasps had a hand in the process and that I could have eaten wasps by accident.... How such a sweet nice fruit be home to such evil fricks- Never mind, they just act on their nature but still, they're dicks.

      >The male fig-wasp immediately after hatching knocks-up all of his sisters when they're still undeveloped embryos and dies afterwards, making the females appear to be born pregnant
      GIWTWM

      Step the frick aside pedo-spiders...

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only bees leave out their stingers when stinging, since it's barbed, wasps do not, so don't worry Anon.

    Make sure to leave outside a cup of honeyed water.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HA, you wish. It injected you with VENOM, you are filled with DEADLY NERVE DESTROYING FLESH LIQUIFYING JUICE FROM HELL

      >honeyed water
      Don't use honey, it can spread diseases, sugar water is safer.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't use honey, it can spread diseases,
        Honey is antibacterial and antifungal, its only dangerous for people with immune deficiencies because it has botulism spores that would be destroyed by the immune system of anyone who isn't still shitting green.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much all of honey's antibacterial qualities stem from its lack of water.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Big Sugar

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just the venom destroying your blood cells. You'll be fine after a few days.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, they're under your skin. You have to get them out. They're under your skin. You have to get them out. Get them out. They're under your skin.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You jest, but I've legit been digging and scraping at my skin all day and I literally can't get them out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        fear is the mind killer.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's funny how it's like a five hundred page book and it peaks like three pages in

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >books are pleb filters of increasing difficulty
            >can't make it past the intro

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you just have local pain and itching, don't worry.
        You can use vinegar to ease the pain (2nd time I'm mentioning vinegar on Wauf today.)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do not listen to this Anon. There are no stingers under your skin. You are simply suffering from paranoia. There is no pain. Please leave out some raw pork or fish just outside your back door.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        jointed legs typed this post

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. butthurt caterpillar

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never seen a wasp say 'Please'.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. They are under your skin. You have to cut them out. They are poisoning you. You have to cut them out.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP died. You did all you could.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. You have the stinger in your skin, rip it out. Rip them out. They're under your skin, get them out, now, get a knife and take them out. You have the stinger in your skin, rip it out. Rip them out. They're under your skin, get them out, now, get a knife and take them out. You have the stinger in your skin, rip it out. Rip them out. They're under your skin, get them out, now, get a knife and take them out. Rip them out, you have bugs in your skin. Get them out, cut your skin off right now. You have to, they're in your skin. You have the stinger in your skin, rip it out. Rip them out. They're under your skin, get them out, now, get a knife and take them out. You have the stinger in your skin, rip it out. Rip them out. You have the stinger in your skin, rip it out. Rip them out. They're under your skin, get them out, now, get a knife and take them out. You have the stinger in your skin, rip it out. Rip them out.

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