I get the impression working with monkeys is quite exactly the same as working with retards like downies. Like.

I get the impression working with monkeys is quite exactly the same as working with morons like downies. Like. Near identical behaviours

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long do you plan on doing this SCP anon? Do you ever feel like you could go insane yourself with too much exposure?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until I work my way into becoming the Class-A sending in the Class-D personnel. I am fortunate enough to be recognised by my agency (and I dont mean that as a SCP reference) to know my shit and to not be a slacker. In a few years I can become a team manager which will bump my wage further and put me in logistical work and wrangling the carers to their job as aposed to me wrangling the tards. As for me going crazy that brings me to another scary similarity between tard wrangling and SCP:

      After awhile, the insanity you surround yourself just starts to feel normal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until I work my way into becoming the Class-A sending in the Class-D personnel. I am fortunate enough to be recognised by my agency (and I dont mean that as a SCP reference) to know my shit and to not be a slacker. In a few years I can become a team manager which will bump my wage further and put me in logistical work and wrangling the carers to their job as aposed to me wrangling the tards. As for me going crazy that brings me to another scary similarity between tard wrangling and SCP:

      After awhile, the insanity you surround yourself just starts to feel normal.

      I am still pretty young, by my mid 30s I might be able to buy some cheap properties and subsist on rent change and quit. But for now I am putting my nose to the grindstone and trying to keep a straight face as a young man in front of me is mesmerised by a knock off animatronic cactus dancing to Rio Grande

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buy some cheap properties and subsist on rent change and quit.
        This is my plan too. There are no “cheap” ones here though. good luck in your wrangling endeavors anon

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >He would have killed someone by now
    I hear this a lot about the disabled (quite often said by Christians). Is this a common view or does it depend solely on the good-boy-wouldn’t-hurt-a-fly-factor of the affliction?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      From my expereince its not entirely a religious trope. In Billy's case I actually do genuinely believe that if he had full cognitive capacity he would have killed someone. Some people are so naturally violent that the only thing holding them back is a mental disability. If you want to get autistic about it, think of it has mental handicap. Remove that handicap and their potential for neuroticism and instability will be unmatched. A 2 year old may get angry because he a TV show no longer airs his favorite educational show. But a 30 year old can get angry with modernity or aspects of society or life way out of his control. One can be solved by showing re-runs, the other you can't do anything. A 2 year old will scream, grab and throw. A 30 year old may grab piano wire and strangle a man in a street or get hold of a gun. When you start to understand it from thag perspective it is not an outrageous claim to make.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Basically a 30 year old NEET is much more dangerous than a flippant 2 year old in a grown man’s body?

        Good to know when scrolling through the antiwork subreddit next time…

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Basically a 30 year old NEET is much more dangerous than a flippant 2 year old in a grown man’s body?

          If said NEET had a litany of emotional and borderline personality disorders rhen yes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      From my expereince its not entirely a religious trope. In Billy's case I actually do genuinely believe that if he had full cognitive capacity he would have killed someone. Some people are so naturally violent that the only thing holding them back is a mental disability. If you want to get autistic about it, think of it has mental handicap. Remove that handicap and their potential for neuroticism and instability will be unmatched. A 2 year old may get angry because he a TV show no longer airs his favorite educational show. But a 30 year old can get angry with modernity or aspects of society or life way out of his control. One can be solved by showing re-runs, the other you can't do anything. A 2 year old will scream, grab and throw. A 30 year old may grab piano wire and strangle a man in a street or get hold of a gun. When you start to understand it from thag perspective it is not an outrageous claim to make.

      So to fully answer you question, its a common view. Working with tards with challenging learning disabilities are different from non-challenging after all. These are families that have been assulted and often injured by their own loved ones or even terrified by their presence. As much as I joke about my work, its a serious shit. Its not like looking after a old person or an assburgers obsessed over anthropomorphic animals. These are vulnerable, but equally dangerous, people.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its a serious shit
        God fricking damn it. That was unintentional

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Some azns don't have the genes for body odour at all. So their bodies or the bacteria on their bodies don't stink. But yeah, the problem is more profound in the mentally ill since due to both the genetic component and them being too moronic to take care of themselves imo
    >using deodorant
    Don't you have water and soap in your parts of the world?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't you have water and soap in your parts of the world?
      Soap and water can only do so much, besides I like to think of cans as a poor mans aftershave/cologne with the scents they have

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >female downies humping their containment when you walk by
    A grim image

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Its part for the course
    confirmed tard wrangling tard

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >naturally born sexual predators
    Yeah, I had the pleasure of being in a class with a specimen like this when I was 10 or so. The school wouldn't let us do anything about his tendency to strip down or physically assault other children because he was just "doing it for attention". He sexually harassed a girl in our class to the point she had to move schools to get away from him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rapie downie got the honor to get laid with a school girl
      >as a “punishment” he probably got placed in a mental institution which is just basically a 4-star hotel with all the luxury services you can imagine
      It sucks that being a miserable incel normie to know all my hard learned wage gets taxed for governmental aid like this. All it takes for that societal protection and individual freedom is to either being a israeli billionaire or having a severe cognitive disability.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just get brain damage and you can be placed in an institution for the mentally handicapped too. Go live the dream, get brain damage.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s why troons do what they do, self-inflicted brain damage make them lose grip on physical reality.

          Who knew…

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nobody:
            >Random anon:
            >TROONS!!!
            I know this thread is SCP related but c'mon anon.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              when he’s right he’s right

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >body odour failed to dissipate
    Tards and other genetic unfortunates usually have a host of other defects as well. Any slight defect in your genome can cause metabolic disorders which means intermediate molecules aren't broken down into their simpler forms. Sometimes these molecules give off that characteristic smell. A good example is phenylketoneuria

    [...]
    [...]
    What is even the point of keeping things like this alive? So much money spent, and for what? Somebody like this will never get better. Their life will never improve. They will never stop being a danger to everyone around them. Just put them down, it's better for everyone that way.

    It's all part of God's infinite plan :^)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >religious tard is moronic
      nothing new, you should be grouped up with the downies

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    What is even the point of keeping things like this alive? So much money spent, and for what? Somebody like this will never get better. Their life will never improve. They will never stop being a danger to everyone around them. Just put them down, it's better for everyone that way.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Secure
    Contain
    Wrangle

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this could have been a great joke SCP if the site wasn’t pozzed to hell now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah this thread is pure gold while also making me sad about how cancerous the SCP community is now

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >An Example of Occupational Coherence: The Story of Dian Fossey, Occupational Therapist and Primatologist

    https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/030802260707000403?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather work with monkeys. The mentally moronic behave randomly because their brains are defective. Monkeys might not be as intelligent but they still follow a set of predictable instincts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The mentally moronic behave randomly because their brains are defective
      Professional wrangler here. That only applies to brain damage. If one under your supervision has done something randomly that is because you are shit at your job and have not bothered to pay attention to how the chucklefricks think. Surprisingly quite similar to how toddlers think half the time.

      As for monkeys, they are literally a completely different species. If one thing is going to act random it is them because we don't entirely understand their thought processes beyond certain instinctual behaviors along with natural barriers with communication.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much are you paid to wrangle tards? What’s your funniest experience with them?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          About 70k annually but I do nightshifts. Now when you work with a lot tards they all start to sound like SCPs because of specific their care plan and needs are. Reading their care overview or monthly reports on behaviour justs needs a few REDACTEDs and you got an entry for the website. They even have a threat level with how large the ratio to 1 is as 1:1 means they are safe enough for one person to take care of them. But you can also get 2:1, 3:1 and even 4:1. SCP containment requirements being present are just as uncanny when most potatoes have a "safe space" for when they have a tantrum or emotional episode. Some containment/safe spaces are just a bedroom, maybe a garden. Others are padded 4 post tent contained within a bedroom with sloped windows, no physical hard objects at a given time, sound and video recording from within containmemt which must be monitored by atleast one personel am any given time to make sure containement is secure and intact while the tard is contained. Then there is the anomalous behaviour they possess:

          >All electronic devices with a UI interface must not be present within the vicinity of Billy 2175. If such a device is detected by Billy 2175 it will not stop in it's pursuit until the device is in it's possession. Previous attempts at preventing Billy 2175 from gaining access to visible devices have resulted in serious injuries to attatched personel. If Billy 2175 is successful in it's acquisition it will attempt to find application "youtube". If no app is accessible, Billy 2175 will become emotionally distressed and will become violent. Personnel are authorised to use anti-pyshcotics and to send Billy 2175 to containment chamber. If the application "youtube" is accessible, Billy 2175 will proceed to watch the entire video repository of "The Annoying Orange" and will attempt to find and use a culinary tool to mimic the dismemberment of the fruits featured in such videos.

          Real person I worked with by the way.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            for real?
            lmao

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. He would try to go into kitchen drawers and take knives out and go postal on fruit and food while yelling "KNOIFE!" or "HEY APPUR!". He also used to watch and mimic re-uploads of Honeypuff commericals and would square up his shoulders and growl like the honey monster before going ape shit on anything resting on a table or shelf as the honey monster would destroy rooms in the commercial. This is all the while he is growling "WHERE DUH HONEY!" in as low of a voice as possible.

              He was something esle.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, holy frick anon, I applaud your tolerance and suffering. You've given me a great laugh on this day and I kinda hate that I completely believe you and this was all real.
                Stay strong motherfricker

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. He would try to go into kitchen drawers and take knives out and go postal on fruit and food while yelling "KNOIFE!" or "HEY APPUR!". He also used to watch and mimic re-uploads of Honeypuff commericals and would square up his shoulders and growl like the honey monster before going ape shit on anything resting on a table or shelf as the honey monster would destroy rooms in the commercial. This is all the while he is growling "WHERE DUH HONEY!" in as low of a voice as possible.

            He was something esle.

            That’s… quite incredible and lolworthy. I’m assuming Down syndrome? Is there a certain type that you find easier to work with than others? What about it do you enjoy that keeps you doing it? I can’t say it’s something I would ever dream of putting up with, I definitely don’t have the patience for it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is beyond kekworthy, we need to make sure this thread gets properly archived, do you have any more entries from site ninetard?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>All electronic devices with a UI interface must not be present within the vicinity of Billy 2175. If such a device is detected by Billy 2175 it will not stop in it's pursuit until the device is in it's possession. Previous attempts at preventing Billy 2175 from gaining access to visible devices have resulted in serious injuries to attatched personel. If Billy 2175 is successful in it's acquisition it will attempt to find application "youtube". If no app is accessible, Billy 2175 will become emotionally distressed and will become violent. Personnel are authorised to use anti-pyshcotics and to send Billy 2175 to containment chamber. If the application "youtube" is accessible, Billy 2175 will proceed to watch the entire video repository of "The Annoying Orange" and will attempt to find and use a culinary tool to mimic the dismemberment of the fruits featured in such videos.
            He's literally me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you talking about downie-style morons or hardcore autists?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If the application "youtube" is accessible, Billy 2175 will proceed to watch the entire video repository of "The Annoying Orange" and will attempt to find and use a culinary tool to mimic the dismemberment of the fruits featured in such videos.
            Isn't that dangerous? The punchline is "KNIFE"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you believe it's justifiable that we sink large amounts of resources into caring for extremely mentally defective humans? All that time, money, and effort could instead be redirected into improving the lives of humans who actually participate and give back to society. I understand wanting to care for them, it's just like working/volunteering at animal shelters, but the fact that they have so many more rights than animals and receive government aid is completely fricking insane to me. Especially when they can't even comprehend just how much they take away from the lives of functioning humans.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          For the same reason why autists with average or high intelligence are kept alive, innovation and development of technology through humanitarian progression the way the west has been doing it throughout history.

          Computers exist solely because of autists, this could only happen with European civilization using deviancy to its advantage. To profit from every resident villager alive to that massive extent Africans and Southeast Asians couldn’t comprehend. This is how Germanic, Latin, Slavic and Mongols could colonize a huge portion of the world.

          Getting rid of the profound mentally defective is like rejecting the Western civilization all together, including its disadvantages.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not the same. The autists you describe are able to support themselves to some extent or even to contribute.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him, but the challenges in trying to keep various types of tards healthy does force innovation just to make things easier and prevent problems. They’re all a unique problem to consider, but many of those solutions filter back into normal society.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you give an example pertaining to, say, managing <80 iq individuals?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Better drunkard and crowd control techniques. Restraints without causing bedsores or other injuries. Different ways to administer medications. Small little quality of life tools that also let normal cripples feed and care for themselves. Small little techniques to mount nice items in public places without people vandalizing them easily. More ways to toddler & pet-proof stuff. Strong cleansers than don’t cause rashes. Clothing cuts and stitching types that are smoother and irritate skin less while still being cheap.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >highly intelligent autists are the same as 48 IQ rapie downies
            You're starting to convince me that people who defend the upkeep of these pointless, broken animals aren't much better than the tards they wrangle.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Mongol application of its citizenry was a bit different from those other ones in their conquests

            [...]
            >naturally born sexual predators
            Yeah, I had the pleasure of being in a class with a specimen like this when I was 10 or so. The school wouldn't let us do anything about his tendency to strip down or physically assault other children because he was just "doing it for attention". He sexually harassed a girl in our class to the point she had to move schools to get away from him.

            Mine wasn’t a downie, some kind of aspie I think, guy would always be drawing SpongeBob or eating glue when the rest of us was doing class work, would get handsy with the girls from time to time too, no clue why he was kept in regular school for as long as he was when it was clear he wasn’t fit for it

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you worked with downies or monkies?

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