I fucking hate these little murderous parasite bags

I fricking hate these little murderous parasite bags

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Anons: This post is familiar I bet its paleoschizo
    >You, paleoschizo: Should I try not to act like myself and just call them schizos? Yeah I bet I should i will turn the tables on those gays. He even tried to bait me by saying dinosaurs had feathers. i wont fall for thIISSS THAT A FRICKING FEATHERED DINOSAUR PICTURE I AM FRICKING MAD GOD FRICKING DAMNIT TREY THE EXPLAINER IS SO GOD DAMN HOT I WISH HE WAS A TOP!
    >JEWS israeliteS israeliteS israeliteS israeliteS TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES
    >VEGANISM!
    >thread implodes

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I hate you, troon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't you be posting about how dinosaurs didn't have feathers or something, election tourist schizo?

      Wauf has always hated cats, liked dogs, and fricked horses. deal with it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wanna know how I can tell you're israeli?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lotta diminutive individuals of swarthy complexion posting in this thread

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont hate cats but ive legit never once in my life met a "cat person" who wasnt a c**t with an awful personality
    >inb4 shitbull screencaps
    dont care virgin

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    unreal how stupid catgays are

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah the cats are the problem here. Clearly.

  8. 6 months ago
    sage

    Time to do your job mods and clean this troll thread up

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ive never known a dog to roll around in shit and even the smelliest dogs and dustiest birds dont smell as bad or create as much filth as the box of shit and piss that you keep in your kitchen and gets kicked and tracked around into every corner of your living space

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have this problem. My cat mostly shits outside and buries it under leaves. In the house I use non clumping litter which is the cheapest kind but it doesn't stick to paws and track around everywhere. Also his box is in the basement not the kitchen lol that would be disgusting.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its going to be hilarious in a few years when *NEW STUDY* comes out showing cats arent even the real problem, just a scapegoat. Humans obliterate 90% of all wildlife around them via demolishing habitat for cities and outright murdering animals out of existence for being animals. Cats could magically all disappear overnight and we'd still be well on our way to killing every animal not in a zoo or farmhouse

    But idiots with bbguns and an excuse wont accept any new info that would stop them.

    >b-but brain parasites!
    Doxycycline

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cats arent even the real problem, just a scapegoat. Humans obliterate 90% of all wildlife
      why the frick would you need a study for that? any blind person can see that "humans are an invasive species".
      also just because humans are shitty it doesn't excuse cats lol

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        because the current conversation on the matter is 'frick cats ill kill every cat I find to save the burds' and not 'we need to figure out why cats kill so much wildlife and fix that problem'

        clearly there is an imbalance but instead of solving an actual problem (covering every surface in concrete and buildings), people are quick to simply medicate the symptoms (scoff at cat owners or kill cats for the more psychotic)

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're right and I agree but the whole conversation regarding humans and taking accountability is fricked beyond belief. people will never take accountability and even then the actions taken are sub-optimal or just straight useless, it's a lost battle imho

          also to stir the shitpot a bit more,

          >birds have little choice but to live around humans' cats
          birds have to live inside houses?

          this poster is right. cats are the biggest group of ''pets'' who go outside and actively hunt prey and the owners are completely blind to the fact they are killing wildlife.
          >oohh it's cute he brought me another dead bird

          In my opinion, it's very difficult to change people's behaviour as a whole to try and preserve (small) wildlife but trying to change small groups (cat owners, people who litter, people who hunt wildlife for sport) is a lot easier. It's just that 1 of the aforementioned groups completely denies the truth that they're causing harm

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has already been studied.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        6 billion birds killed by cats.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        funny how this makes no mention of massive habitat loss limiting where birds can live, hide and raise babies in the first place

        not a surprise cats have an easy time getting at birds when birds have little choice but to live around humans' cats

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >birds have little choice but to live around humans' cats
          birds have to live inside houses?

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy brainrot

  12. 6 months ago
    farts

    what the frick dude that's a terrible thing to do

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are great pets, very intelligent and sociable, the second best thing to a dog, and the best fit for people who can't spend 8 hours a day with a dog.

    You are brainwashed by the auistic herbarist mod who's been shitpostign cat hate here for years.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      cats are moronic and make your house very dirty
      did you accidentally type cats when you meant rats

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dogs are moronic and make your house very dirty
        fixed

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least doggays can admit it

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >doggays
            >ever admitting it
            If I had a penny for every time I saw a doggay claiming his breed is scentless save for "an earthy scent like fresh mowed grass" or whatever I'd have a pretty decent chunk of change.
            And of course birdgays literally live in filth because birds shit wherever and emit constant dust.
            Somehow an animal that knows how to shit in one place is worse than an animal that craps everywhere and rolls in it, I'll never understand it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            LOL no they fricking cat. Every dogfricker's house smells like a dumpster, but they don't even realize it. The only thing about cats that smells is unclean litter. Same thing happens when you don't flush the fricking toilet. Dogs ALWAYS stink. Even right out of a bath. Doggays have broken noses and can't register this.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >things that never happened
              ok whats next
              >dogs are barking at 300db 24/7
              >dogs make the entire city reek like piss
              >everyone is fricking their dog
              >allahu ackbar
              go on do the script

              Shouldn't you be posting about how dinosaurs didn't have feathers or something, election tourist schizo?

              Wauf has always hated cats, liked dogs, and fricked horses. deal with it.

              lol is the dog hating reddit schizo also paleoschizo? figures.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot
                >copypasta from some harry potter book or something
                >yiffers, buttsniffers, mutters, dognutters
                >all dogs are eating nothing but their own shit 24/7 no exceptions
                >im white btw dogs are a israeli plot to end the west because white women are fricking them and whites arent having kids btw im white ok im white i am white pls believe
                >dog ppl pick up their pets poo! ahahaha lmfao btfo! fricking gays cleaning up after their pets XDDDD
                >starts rambling some cat worship bs where they prevented all disease and are literally god but from naruto or whatever cringe catredditors say
                >muh dogs arent real animals a tiger would eat ur chihuahua

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you talking to your headmates publicly? Keep that shit to yourself, you dumb israelite.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I figured out cats were shit on my own

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cats
      >intelligent and sociable
      would have agreed with you if it wasn't for these moronic takes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is my first time on this board in at least 2 years. i just wanted to state how fricking much i hate these little fricks

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stray/feral cat tried to kill a cardinal today. I shot at it with my pellet rifle and it ran into the woods, no idea if I hit it. The bird got away so I guess it's fair if the cat got away. Until next time you little shit.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about them is so fricking disgusting. I wish they go extinct

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please keep cat based commentary and simple cat based questions in the cat general. With your help we can make a better Wauf for everyone! 😀

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream about stabbing cat with a literal pen. It has its paws wrapped around in tape. Not saying I have any plans to do anything like that, but the screams and meowing of this little annoying shit were pretty satisfying.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Mr. Magnotta

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not a fan either, but damn anon lol.. what happened?

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They smell so bad
    I feel like i need a 4 hour rape shower after visiting a house with one
    And I never eat cat person food

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything about them is so fricking disgusting. I wish they go extinct

      I have a genuinely difficult time understanding how people get memed into thinking theyre clean

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I have a genuinely difficult time understanding how people get memed into thinking theyre clean

      Some people clean the litter box. I realize this is a secret art for your circle of friends, but that speaks more to you than to the cat.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    most of them are c**ts but some are based
    there is no in between

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cats were a mistake

    It was supposed to be weasels

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mostly hate the bad owners who dont actually care about them and let them outside

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You might want therapy.

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