I don't like dogs

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rabbits are not for eating

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >never had rabbit pie.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    me too anon

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunn care
    I like midget dogs

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah same, but I used to be neutral towards them, now that I moved to another house my neighbor has a dog that barks as fricking loud as it can from 6 to 23, I'm so fricking tired, the owner sometimes beats the shit out of it because of it but the stupid dog doesn't learn. Is there anything I can do? I don't wanna throw some poisoned meat and hope it fricking dies because he got other nice dogs and cats, but the loud dog is getting on my nerves.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The stupid dog doesn't learn
      If someone with really advanced weaponry and facilities captured you, you hated them, and they beat you demanding obedience, you would be smarter to continue disobeying so you could die a man instead of living a b***h. It's not like the dog is going to reproduce anyways so it might as well die a man instead of live 14 years as the b***h it never wanted to be.

      I don't really have any disdain or praise for the dogs and cats that don't mind, but I have nothing but respect for those who stick to who they are no matter what happens to them. If that dog ever snaps and attacks its jailer it will die a more noble death than most men. If it had anything but a jailer, they would haven given in and gave the dog away.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lets put it this way
    certain poisonous frogs aren't scary but they will absolutely fricking kill you

    that's how it is for feathered dinosaurs, or horses, or pufferfish, or a damn beaver https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      literally me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      great job pooping!

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you realize you're doing it for free forever

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like you
    You suck and isn't funny to be around

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice beard

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed, dogs are shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >samegayging redditor
        this is a dog website.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it isn't and it never has been. Gee, I wonder why women are always whining and defending dogs?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wahmen! unprompted
            Reddit9k

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >unprompted
              You know I can see your breasts, right?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Schizophreddit

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based. Doggays are delusional.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it isn't and it never has been. Gee, I wonder why women are always whining and defending dogs?

              paleoschizo samegay

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just wait til this homie finds out how much porn there is of scaled dinosaurs

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you defending the indefensible?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not wrong though. Birds just aren't scary like a crocodile or a tiger is. You can die riding a bicycle but nobody says bikes are terrifying. Birds just look goofy even if the biggest ones can kick you to death.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Birds just look goofy
                And featherless birds don't?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dinosaurs are not featherless birds. Scales are not at the bottom of feathers.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Knew you'd go out of your way to act moronic.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you implying that dinosaurs had naked pimply goose skins? How dare you call anyone moronic.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Often they're claiming that scales lie beneath the feathers, which is even more moronic.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are they in the room with us now?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you ugly prostitute. I would never let you in my house.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                More strawman please, I'm really loving your subhuman display

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno people are pretty scared of cassowaries. Large enough if any predator is going to be at least unsettling.
                But its not like life is designed to make things to scare and entertain us anyways.
                The innate fears we have are largely baseed on what we evolved around, if we evolved around predatory feathered dinos we'd likely have the instinct to be afraid if them.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get that but dangerous doesn't necessarily equal scary, you know? If you look at a cassowary it's got a neon blue sock puppet head with troony eyelashes and nuts on its chin. It is a ridiculous looking animal, even if it could potentially injure you badly. Also studies done around arachnophobia and fear of snakes have proven that phobias are passed culturally, not instinctive on a genetic level.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also studies done around arachnophobia and fear of snakes have proven that phobias are passed culturally, not instinctive on a genetic level.
                cite pls

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Birds just aren't scary li- ACK!

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              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >put any creature in almost complete darkness
                >give it glowing red eyes
                >its now scary
                woah

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
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                Anonymous

                why are they looking at me like that?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The bird like head movement was the "scary" part imo

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because dogs are based and so are women. Frick off to /LULZ/ like the sad homosexual you are

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I keep a rotty with a big knotty around purely to protect myself from moids and ethnic minorities

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wahmen! unprompted
            Reddit9k

            Are you guys new or something? Wauf has always been a female board, if you're a male you're the minority

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              WRONG

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were so focused on wikihow they didn't stop to ask wikiwhy

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it a garbage can lid? A film reel? And why do the dogs have long eyelashes?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a roadside mirror

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trash can lid, if you have loud ass motherfricking barking dogs you can use this technology to make them listen to themselves. Best move is to put them inside a metal trash can for a few hours and listen to themselves bark but I'm sure the brainlet queers around here think that it is "abuse" to make a dog hear itself

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I give up. What is this one about, feeding picky snakes?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like it yeah. Scenting the mouse with the lizard so a lizard eating snake goes for the mouse.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this really about sexual degeneracy?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dolphins
        >degeneracy
        if you are a homosexual, maybe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you get dragged down to their rape cave

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            me too

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's just a meme, right ?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you seen female dolphin pussies? I'm not even a zoo but they're beautiful smooth coin slits

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              irrelevant, you will still be raped by male dolphin gangs

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't mind making mermaids with female dolphin rape gangs

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                there are no female dolphin rape gangs

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't mind making mermaids with female dolphin rape gangs

            am i supposed to be afraid?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              by male dolphins?
              Yes actually

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      I consent.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NO LUNA FRICK OFF

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this an attempt at a No Luca No reference? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z0wV2xsx1o

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did dinosaurs have feathers?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how trans you are.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pottery.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like dogs well enough but I would never keep one. Family had dogs when I was a kid and it's too much work. Like half a toddler level of work.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. it sounds like the hard part of being a parent, but for 15 years instead of 5

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you put the time and dedication into training a dog properly it is more time than work, and really fun time spent outside with your best friend. 🙂

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We know, reddit. You make at least one thread about it a day.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dogs are the most reddit pet there is

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We know, reddit.
      Are you the schizo absolutely obsessed and convinced that Reddit hates dogs even though just the number of shitbull circle jerk subs is like the same amount of cat subs, let alone all the other moronic communities that obsess over meme breeds like corgis or inu shibas, etc.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        dogs are the most reddit pet there is

        >redditoids seething right on schedule
        Dog board on an anime website. Go back.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Dog board on an anime website. Go back.
          > he says while posting on an animal board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit
      Home of the heckin pupperinos? Are you moronic? I mean, you're posting like a moron but it's not clear if that's real or if the jokes on me because you were merely pretending

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post more wikihow animals

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous

          this one is my favorite

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, where was this when I needed it for the last 3 years

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        pls post link to the belonging wikihow article. I didn‘t know that Null‘s avatar is from that site.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The article has been updated now, but the original version with the hilarious pictures is still up on the wayback machine.
          https://web.archive.org/web/20141230192011/https://www.wikihow.com/Handle-a-Dog-Attack

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            thx 4 caring and sharing, my man

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous

        That gorilla looks like it's way too early in the morning for him to deal with this shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          King Kong was fiction for a reason.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jimmy Status:
        Rustled

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of pic related

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok

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