Yeah same, but I used to be neutral towards them, now that I moved to another house my neighbor has a dog that barks as fricking loud as it can from 6 to 23, I'm so fricking tired, the owner sometimes beats the shit out of it because of it but the stupid dog doesn't learn. Is there anything I can do? I don't wanna throw some poisoned meat and hope it fricking dies because he got other nice dogs and cats, but the loud dog is getting on my nerves.
>The stupid dog doesn't learn
If someone with really advanced weaponry and facilities captured you, you hated them, and they beat you demanding obedience, you would be smarter to continue disobeying so you could die a man instead of living a b***h. It's not like the dog is going to reproduce anyways so it might as well die a man instead of live 14 years as the b***h it never wanted to be.
I don't really have any disdain or praise for the dogs and cats that don't mind, but I have nothing but respect for those who stick to who they are no matter what happens to them. If that dog ever snaps and attacks its jailer it will die a more noble death than most men. If it had anything but a jailer, they would haven given in and gave the dog away.
Lets put it this way
certain poisonous frogs aren't scary but they will absolutely fricking kill you
that's how it is for feathered dinosaurs, or horses, or pufferfish, or a damn beaver https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/
No it isn't and it never has been. Gee, I wonder why women are always whining and defending dogs?
paleoschizo samegay
4 months ago
Anonymous
4 months ago
Anonymous
Just wait til this homie finds out how much porn there is of scaled dinosaurs
4 months ago
Anonymous
Why are you defending the indefensible?
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's not wrong though. Birds just aren't scary like a crocodile or a tiger is. You can die riding a bicycle but nobody says bikes are terrifying. Birds just look goofy even if the biggest ones can kick you to death.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Birds just look goofy
And featherless birds don't?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Dinosaurs are not featherless birds. Scales are not at the bottom of feathers.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Knew you'd go out of your way to act moronic.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Are you implying that dinosaurs had naked pimply goose skins? How dare you call anyone moronic.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Often they're claiming that scales lie beneath the feathers, which is even more moronic.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Are they in the room with us now?
4 months ago
Anonymous
No, you ugly prostitute. I would never let you in my house.
4 months ago
Anonymous
More strawman please, I'm really loving your subhuman display
4 months ago
Anonymous
I dunno people are pretty scared of cassowaries. Large enough if any predator is going to be at least unsettling.
But its not like life is designed to make things to scare and entertain us anyways.
The innate fears we have are largely baseed on what we evolved around, if we evolved around predatory feathered dinos we'd likely have the instinct to be afraid if them.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I get that but dangerous doesn't necessarily equal scary, you know? If you look at a cassowary it's got a neon blue sock puppet head with troony eyelashes and nuts on its chin. It is a ridiculous looking animal, even if it could potentially injure you badly. Also studies done around arachnophobia and fear of snakes have proven that phobias are passed culturally, not instinctive on a genetic level.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Also studies done around arachnophobia and fear of snakes have proven that phobias are passed culturally, not instinctive on a genetic level.
cite pls
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Birds just aren't scary li- ACK!
?si=ARdoK9ZqQw8yRTOp
4 months ago
Anonymous
>put any creature in almost complete darkness >give it glowing red eyes >its now scary
woah
4 months ago
Anonymous
4 months ago
Anonymous
why are they looking at me like that?
4 months ago
Anonymous
The bird like head movement was the "scary" part imo
Trash can lid, if you have loud ass motherfricking barking dogs you can use this technology to make them listen to themselves. Best move is to put them inside a metal trash can for a few hours and listen to themselves bark but I'm sure the brainlet queers around here think that it is "abuse" to make a dog hear itself
>We know, reddit.
Are you the schizo absolutely obsessed and convinced that Reddit hates dogs even though just the number of shitbull circle jerk subs is like the same amount of cat subs, let alone all the other moronic communities that obsess over meme breeds like corgis or inu shibas, etc.
>reddit
Home of the heckin pupperinos? Are you moronic? I mean, you're posting like a moron but it's not clear if that's real or if the jokes on me because you were merely pretending
The article has been updated now, but the original version with the hilarious pictures is still up on the wayback machine.
https://web.archive.org/web/20141230192011/https://www.wikihow.com/Handle-a-Dog-Attack
Rabbits are not for eating
>never had rabbit pie.
me too anon
Dunn care
I like midget dogs
Yeah same, but I used to be neutral towards them, now that I moved to another house my neighbor has a dog that barks as fricking loud as it can from 6 to 23, I'm so fricking tired, the owner sometimes beats the shit out of it because of it but the stupid dog doesn't learn. Is there anything I can do? I don't wanna throw some poisoned meat and hope it fricking dies because he got other nice dogs and cats, but the loud dog is getting on my nerves.
>The stupid dog doesn't learn
If someone with really advanced weaponry and facilities captured you, you hated them, and they beat you demanding obedience, you would be smarter to continue disobeying so you could die a man instead of living a b***h. It's not like the dog is going to reproduce anyways so it might as well die a man instead of live 14 years as the b***h it never wanted to be.
I don't really have any disdain or praise for the dogs and cats that don't mind, but I have nothing but respect for those who stick to who they are no matter what happens to them. If that dog ever snaps and attacks its jailer it will die a more noble death than most men. If it had anything but a jailer, they would haven given in and gave the dog away.
Lets put it this way
certain poisonous frogs aren't scary but they will absolutely fricking kill you
that's how it is for feathered dinosaurs, or horses, or pufferfish, or a damn beaver https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/
literally me
great job pooping!
>when you realize you're doing it for free forever
I don't like you
You suck and isn't funny to be around
nice beard
Agreed, dogs are shit
This
>samegayging redditor
this is a dog website.
No it isn't and it never has been. Gee, I wonder why women are always whining and defending dogs?
>Wahmen! unprompted
Reddit9k
>unprompted
You know I can see your breasts, right?
Schizophreddit
Based. Doggays are delusional.
paleoschizo samegay
Just wait til this homie finds out how much porn there is of scaled dinosaurs
Why are you defending the indefensible?
It's not wrong though. Birds just aren't scary like a crocodile or a tiger is. You can die riding a bicycle but nobody says bikes are terrifying. Birds just look goofy even if the biggest ones can kick you to death.
>Birds just look goofy
And featherless birds don't?
Dinosaurs are not featherless birds. Scales are not at the bottom of feathers.
Knew you'd go out of your way to act moronic.
Are you implying that dinosaurs had naked pimply goose skins? How dare you call anyone moronic.
Often they're claiming that scales lie beneath the feathers, which is even more moronic.
Are they in the room with us now?
No, you ugly prostitute. I would never let you in my house.
More strawman please, I'm really loving your subhuman display
I dunno people are pretty scared of cassowaries. Large enough if any predator is going to be at least unsettling.
But its not like life is designed to make things to scare and entertain us anyways.
The innate fears we have are largely baseed on what we evolved around, if we evolved around predatory feathered dinos we'd likely have the instinct to be afraid if them.
I get that but dangerous doesn't necessarily equal scary, you know? If you look at a cassowary it's got a neon blue sock puppet head with troony eyelashes and nuts on its chin. It is a ridiculous looking animal, even if it could potentially injure you badly. Also studies done around arachnophobia and fear of snakes have proven that phobias are passed culturally, not instinctive on a genetic level.
>Also studies done around arachnophobia and fear of snakes have proven that phobias are passed culturally, not instinctive on a genetic level.
cite pls
>Birds just aren't scary li- ACK!
?si=ARdoK9ZqQw8yRTOp
>put any creature in almost complete darkness
>give it glowing red eyes
>its now scary
woah
why are they looking at me like that?
The bird like head movement was the "scary" part imo
Because dogs are based and so are women. Frick off to /LULZ/ like the sad homosexual you are
Yeah I keep a rotty with a big knotty around purely to protect myself from moids and ethnic minorities
Are you guys new or something? Wauf has always been a female board, if you're a male you're the minority
WRONG
They were so focused on wikihow they didn't stop to ask wikiwhy
Is it a garbage can lid? A film reel? And why do the dogs have long eyelashes?
looks like a roadside mirror
Trash can lid, if you have loud ass motherfricking barking dogs you can use this technology to make them listen to themselves. Best move is to put them inside a metal trash can for a few hours and listen to themselves bark but I'm sure the brainlet queers around here think that it is "abuse" to make a dog hear itself
I give up. What is this one about, feeding picky snakes?
Looks like it yeah. Scenting the mouse with the lizard so a lizard eating snake goes for the mouse.
is this really about sexual degeneracy?
>dolphins
>degeneracy
if you are a homosexual, maybe
I hope you get dragged down to their rape cave
me too
that's just a meme, right ?
Have you seen female dolphin pussies? I'm not even a zoo but they're beautiful smooth coin slits
irrelevant, you will still be raped by male dolphin gangs
I wouldn't mind making mermaids with female dolphin rape gangs
there are no female dolphin rape gangs
am i supposed to be afraid?
by male dolphins?
Yes actually
I consent.
>NO LUNA FRICK OFF
Is this an attempt at a No Luca No reference? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z0wV2xsx1o
Did dinosaurs have feathers?
Depends on how trans you are.
Pottery.
I like dogs well enough but I would never keep one. Family had dogs when I was a kid and it's too much work. Like half a toddler level of work.
this. it sounds like the hard part of being a parent, but for 15 years instead of 5
If you put the time and dedication into training a dog properly it is more time than work, and really fun time spent outside with your best friend. 🙂
We know, reddit. You make at least one thread about it a day.
dogs are the most reddit pet there is
>We know, reddit.
Are you the schizo absolutely obsessed and convinced that Reddit hates dogs even though just the number of shitbull circle jerk subs is like the same amount of cat subs, let alone all the other moronic communities that obsess over meme breeds like corgis or inu shibas, etc.
>redditoids seething right on schedule
Dog board on an anime website. Go back.
> Dog board on an anime website. Go back.
> he says while posting on an animal board
>reddit
Home of the heckin pupperinos? Are you moronic? I mean, you're posting like a moron but it's not clear if that's real or if the jokes on me because you were merely pretending
Post more wikihow animals
this one is my favorite
Based, where was this when I needed it for the last 3 years
pls post link to the belonging wikihow article. I didn‘t know that Null‘s avatar is from that site.
The article has been updated now, but the original version with the hilarious pictures is still up on the wayback machine.
https://web.archive.org/web/20141230192011/https://www.wikihow.com/Handle-a-Dog-Attack
thx 4 caring and sharing, my man
That gorilla looks like it's way too early in the morning for him to deal with this shit
King Kong was fiction for a reason.
Jimmy Status:
Rustled
Reminds me of pic related
i don't care
Ok