Hummingbirds are fucking horrifying and I'm tired of pretending they aren't.

>black beady eyes filled with hate (picrel)
>facade of innocent chirping covers up the buzz of an angry wasp
>front-facing stingers penetrate flower and skin, reaping nectar and blood
Why are they considered to be "cute"? Just watch this video. Trigger warning.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only native to the America's
    Some maybe you should leave

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the bootleg versions of them

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So hawk moths are chameleons. They take the form of a hummingbird... but how well? How many hummingbirds are actually hawk moths? I think we're getting closer to an actual answer to the original question: why are hummingbirds so... alien and ominous?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the smallest dinosaur!!!11

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love these little dudes. Saw a ton of them at the local botanical garden just zipping through the crowd with ease. Easily my favorite bird.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My great grandfather used to say that if I ever stood too close to a hummingbird feeder, which you could around his house without scaring the hummingbirds, they would ram full speed into your head and pierce your medulla oblongata and that then he would have to spend the rest of his elderly years cleaning the shit out of my diasbled ass's diapers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was just saying that so your dumb ass wouldnt stand by the bird feeder and scare the hummingbirds

      >inb4 without scaring them
      you would have

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they cute
    OP you're a pussy lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they cute
      Are you joking?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will suck my own dick if you can show me a documented case where a Hummingbird attacked someone in anger. Go on, I'm waiting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hope you washed yourself

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will suck my own dick if you can show me a documented case where a Hummingbird attacked someone in anger. Go on, I'm waiting

        you can suck mine if you dont want yours

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      1:34. I will not be redeeming the prize. Also, watch the way that the hummingbird has no problem picking on birds of prey (as it, itself, is a bird of prey.)

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not being so based that hummingbirds stop by to say hi every once in a while
    Shiggy diggy

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they fence. they go for the eyes. those beaks ain't for show.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*chomp*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Praying Mantis, the Demon Slayer
      It's too perfect

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      *intervenes and saves the hummie*

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're actually not the first, believe It or not an entire civilization did It:
    The Aztecs believed that Hummingbirds were somehow one of the most fearsome animals out there and that good warriors reincarnated as them. Which is why their patron god of war and sacrifice was a hummingbird-man

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Aztecs believed that Hummingbirds were somehow one of the most fearsome animals out there
      They are pretty hardcore for something so small

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a hummingbird hover close to my face for the first time recently. Was very cute, but I might've thought differently if it decided to stab.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny post, imagine not getting that it's a joke

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're the type to scream and shit your pants when a goose merely glances at you. A hummingbird is so small and a non-threat, and unless you get near a nest, most likely won't frick with you, just like every other bird/animal in existence.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is pathetic. Imagine being mad at a fricking hummingbird of all things. Or feeling threatened by it. Truly a new low.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geese are generally majestic creatures, save for the Canadian Goose who shits, honks, and struts around while occasionally setting up shop on a human-constructed pathway, which is more of an annoyance than a threat, the most they could do is divebomb people and peck them. Not a big deal.
      Hummingbirds on the other hand can just appear anywhere, and suddenly you've got dozens of them, FAST. It's not like the goose who takes a fair bit longer to settle into a location. Hummingbirds chirp, but like bees, they hover in the air like little demonic helicopters while occasionally you catch a glimpse of their dark beady cold eyes and giant stinger-like beaks.

      funny post, imagine not getting that it's a joke

      It's not, though. I believe the dawn of the Internet age has brought with it the need to reevaluate many things we've taken for granted, one of them being the hummingbird and the undue "what a beautiful graceful little bird" reputation it's been given by those in the past.
      Does anyone even know any bird watchers personally? Have you known anyone who has ever observed hummingbirds? Are you still in contact with those people?

      You're actually not the first, believe It or not an entire civilization did It:
      The Aztecs believed that Hummingbirds were somehow one of the most fearsome animals out there and that good warriors reincarnated as them. Which is why their patron god of war and sacrifice was a hummingbird-man

      This guy's hitting the nail on the head here. The fricking AZTECS didn't just revere hummingbirds, they fricking believed they'd REINCARNATE AS HUMMINGBIRDS.
      What the frick business does one of the most war-faring tribes in history have with this supposedly meek and mild little bird?
      I'm just saying.. THINK.
      Hummingbirds are horrifying but we are being told to think of them as "cute" for who the frick knows why.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >are you still in contact with bird watchers who have seen them?
        funny lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is pathetic. Imagine being mad at a fricking hummingbird of all things. Or feeling threatened by it. Truly a new low.

      funny post, imagine not getting that it's a joke

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who was in the wrong here?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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