how would you go about fighting a boar?

assuming you were only armed with a knife. no running/climbing away.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    set up some claymores and flares with trip wires across the trail. it’s not like they can use the trees to get in.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody has mentioned attempting to blind it by covering his eyes with a shirt or jacket for extra confusion while you do a front flip to land on his back and stab his balls

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just shove your hand ups its ass for critical damage. Its not hard. Personally i would use my suplex technigue to one shot it.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you people are all moronic. Firstly, if the pig is big enough, you're just dead

    Supposing a forest-type situation, the only way to drop a boar would be to grab a big fricking rock and slam it on his head as he comes at you, that could kill him or stun him so that you can hit him again or run away.

    In a real situation you'd always want to be running away asap of course.

    If its size is manageable, the only way you could go toe-to toe with a boar with only a knife is if you caught its hind leg and lifted it up, cause they cant turn around to slash your legs then. Grabbing the hind leg is almost impossible though, you'd have to use a tree or something as an obstacle to get around him. I don't think you could do that with an adult boar though, you would not be able to kill a boar with just a knife unless you pulled some Crocodile Dundee trick and managed to stab it in its skull.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pulled some Crocodile Dundee trick and managed to stab it in its skull.
      More of a Davy Crockett thing, considering they do it in Texas and Alabama and the like. But they also do it in the Outback.
      You generally want to bring some dogs with you.

      ?t=137

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would flawless victory a boar with my Bowie.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are unbelievably sharp. Large knives are very underestimated

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I killed a wounded boar once, two morons had hit it with a car and asked a third moron for help in the middle of the night. I grabbed an iron spit (think a barbell) and it took us three beating it on the head until we each got winded, twice, before the poor bastard stopped moving. The hunter who came the next day for cleanup told me it was a juvenile and that next year he would be twice the size. Pretty fricking sure I couldn't take one in a fight.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't invest enough into strength crit damage.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    sharp stick. grug do it, so can i.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    stab a police officer and take his gun then shoot the boar

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would be fricking dead. I'm out of shape and have no experience with knife fighting.

      Two pigs with one stone, as I believe the saying goes.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        We need the stick figured artist on this one.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I carry a almost 2m pole, shroened in thr tip. If im lucky and able to stick thr pole on him i could manage the distant while bleeding him out, then pull out my blade and stab him in heart. Assuming all goes great i think I could manage, plus i have my huge dog to distract him.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no running/climbing away.
    frick you

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a video of a boar killing a pitbull so probably pretty poorly

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only way I can think of is get on higher ground. Wild boar can:t see higher than a yard. Then I'd jump on his back, both hands on the knife and repeatedly hit the back of its head, aiming between the atlas and axis to sever it's spinal cord.
    > t. zookeeper and hunter

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seduce it.
    If they are half as intelligent as they claim, it will submit to my advances.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your only viable option is to luckmaxx.
    >lucky coin in pocket
    >one rabbits food up the ass
    >horseshoe around the balls
    >4 leaf clover under foreskin
    >blood alcohol level of at least 0.3%

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And even then odds are you'd be left bleeding in the mud.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if I raise the blood alcohol to 0.4%?

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't fall over. They are adapted to slicing though underbellies, they're completely unsuited to fighting bipeds.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kick it in the face alot, that way you can keep some distance while still doing damage.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go for the neck and face. They're pretty relentless but tender eyes and snout shots would make it recoil. Pretty much nothing you can do but stab it you said so yourself so hope it works out.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually encounter them at night when in going back home. They love to trash my garbage and garden. Sometimes they are with their little piglets. Sometimes there are like 10 of them trashing everything.
    They always run away.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world's most violent pig, an unarmed human has no chance against a Bushpig

    >Bushpigs are very aggressive and extremely powerful. In one case a game scout was forced to spend three days in a tree avoiding a stalking bushpig. Wounded bushpig are very dangerous; their spoor should not be followed alone. They are fast, and can swim well.
    >The population of bushpigs in many farming areas is stable or growing despite the hunting efforts
    >Malawi, Democratic Republic of the Congo and Madagascar have tried to reduce their numbers via culling, such cullings have generally been unsuccessful.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushpig

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and can swim well
      ?????? okay and it would be 50x easier to just drown them in water than it would be to fight them on land

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do you people bother making moronic posts like this. it's not even remotely funny

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          In Florida boar hunters chase them into ponds so they can step on their heads and drown them

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why was the wounded bushpig stalking the scout

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Much like my argument on if I could beat a chimp in a fight, its the same logic as a knife fight
    The winner of a knife fight is the one that dies in the ambulance and not on the sidewalk

    Will I get gored and lose my guts and bleed out
    Would I be blinded and have my genitals chewed off

    Yes, but dammit that beast will draw its last breath before I do

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you fight a GIANT FOREST HOG?
    The boar weighs up to 600 lb
    The sow weighs up to 360 lb

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I dont think I would

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife slapped a charging sow on the snout and it just ran off into the woods screaming. It even abandoned her piglets.

    I guess just not being a pussy is enough.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a pig farmer, if it's a dull knife your fricked, boar hide is tough. I wouldn't try one in unarmed combat, you'll hurt yourself if it doesn't hurt you.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also like to add, if you anons think you can lift a kicking 200 lb boar or grab it's back legs, try blunt force trauma with a rock, should be easy if you're so strong.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a pig farmer
      Useless comment giving what modern meat production is like. You could just be the guy that drives the pig truck and still call yourself a "pig farmer"

      Also like to add, if you anons think you can lift a kicking 200 lb boar or grab it's back legs, try blunt force trauma with a rock, should be easy if you're so strong.

      >200 lb
      Kek these are the wits saying it's impossible to fight a boar with a knife outside a video game. Noodle armed inside kids who think its impossible because the pig is too high level or sth

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't even be able to struggling man, stfu you internet tough guy

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          *hold down a

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no running or climbing
    Why would you take away these abilities from a bipedal ape? Might as well tell the pig no goring

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    jump onto a rock so its pathfinding gets bugged
    wait for the inevitable memoryleak and crash
    after crashing, quickload. its AI file should have purged itself a debug. Then just punch it in the nose until it passes out

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    try to stab and rip its side while it's charging me, then try to keep away and try not to get eviscerated while it's bleeding out

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd explain to it why it should vote for Ron Desantis

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The danger of boars is way overexaggerated... If you have a knife you can easily dodge its attacks and respond with some nasty slashes. Circling around the boar will confuse it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Just do some side shuffle, use your footwork, flutter like a butterfly then sting like a bee.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pigs have bad eyesight and a terrible turning radius. If you run in a tight circle around it and get in a few hits to its hips every time it overextends/misses with an attack eventually its back legs will give out and you can go for the kill from there.

      What can a boar actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its tusks, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

      >i am sure to win because my speed is superior

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        >real life is like my elden souls game

        Realisticallly what could it even do if you got behind it and raised its back legs off the ground? You could just push it around like a wheelburrow and it wouldn't ever be able to turn around to target you with its fangs. At the end of the day its just a pig you know.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if you got behind it
          You can't.
          >raised its back legs off the ground
          You can't. Fun fact about land animals: They're very good at not getting caught from behind, because that's how every other predator hunts them.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can get behind the boar by doing a sharp 180 turn followed by a backflip

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >dex build
              Have fun getting killed by boars. The right way to fight one is to cast Shadow Shackles. This gives you 15 seconds to carve the Reverse Star of David on its forehead with your knife, which will consign it to be devoured by Baphomet.

              Make sure that you don't make eye contact with the Fallen Lord during the sacrifice as it might take offense and kill you as well. Other than that, fighting boars is 100% safe and provides plenty of EXP.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You can't
            Why are you acting like the boar is a trained mma fighter? Have you ever seen one? If they feel threatened they turtle up but when they go on the offense they just charge forward in a straight line. A healthy fit person could easily get in a position to grab a back leg and then it's over. In fact that's how fighting dogs are seperated and various farm animals are wrangled.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >In fact that's how fighting dogs are seperated and various farm animals are wrangled.
              >This is how its done by people who do this for a living and are very experienced
              Go do it then.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can find plenty of videos of people doing that exact thing. I'd link you one but I'm sure you would report it as animal cruelty instead of just accepting your loss.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pigs have bad eyesight and a terrible turning radius. If you run in a tight circle around it and get in a few hits to its hips every time it overextends/misses with an attack eventually its back legs will give out and you can go for the kill from there.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The danger of boars is way overexaggerated... If you have a knife you can easily dodge its attacks and respond with some nasty slashes. Circling around the boar will confuse it.

      This. Just do some side shuffle, use your footwork, flutter like a butterfly then sting like a bee.

      >real life is like my elden souls game

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Climb tree, chuck random bullshit at It until It leaves. If It doesn't, then drop myself just on It from the tree and hope I wasn't stupid for doing this, then run. I am not being gutted by a boar in chucklefrick county, frick this! If I have a car I feel I could run It over but dan that would destroy the front of the car and maybe not even be effective...

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I have a trash can lid instead?

    ?t=228

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that one has no tusks, is small and looks to be young.
      And we have no idea from that video if they spent hours tiring it and I juri g it before the video or if they led it into a trap and then the guy jumped on top of it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of those Tiger "wrestling/fighting" videos, they'd show off how to beat tigers or use dogs to fight them to advertise the dogs as killing machines for sale.

        Then when you look closer the tiger was actually declawed, young and looks very hungry.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you manage to get up against its shoulder blade what it can do is actually pretty limited. Of course a wild boar is likely much better at fighting than a domestic one, and there's a very good chance it'll gore you before then.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering they were typically hunted with spears, I'd go for some kind of stab but it'll break my arm if I tried to hold onto the knife. Best bet imo would be hitting a vital organ or main artery and hoping you can keep it from mauling you long enough for it to tire/bleed out.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stand in front of a tree and when it charges you, jump out of the way in the last moment.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Running and screaming into the most blood curdling charge forward in the bid that it can know horror and that I can teach it.

    Upon the point of contact, proceeding to strike as viciously as I can at the jowls while hoping to find the jugular. The better point to attack it from being it's balls, which I would sooner strike at for guaranteed shock.

    Continuing to attack once it has released me until it starts to flee, and then go on to still run for it until it gets away from me.

    One boar, by the way.
    A herd, and I will probably still fight for my life, though really just to still be able to say I at least fought for it. If they're not already running from me charging toward them screaming like a monster, it's already over.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a fricking furry pig. Literally stab it or some shit.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can a boar actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its tusks, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching
      it's not a fricking dark souls boss, moron

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/h0qavZT.jpg

        tusks seem really overpowered vs people puncture to the groin/torso is fatal, you're tall and unstable vs a low stable goring machine, so i would want leather groin protection and a spear

        lol at anyone who thinks you can punch through an inch of bone and hide, you'll just hurt your hand and piss it off

        Lurk moar

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      tusks seem really overpowered vs people puncture to the groin/torso is fatal, you're tall and unstable vs a low stable goring machine, so i would want leather groin protection and a spear

      lol at anyone who thinks you can punch through an inch of bone and hide, you'll just hurt your hand and piss it off

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are not strong enought to hold on

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    get on its back? hold its tusks? this isn't monster hunter, the frick do you think you're gonna hold onto ine handed. The boar is gonna attack with its face and go for your groin, you hold the knife arm out straight and try to slash at the eyes and face. stabbing is a no go, cause one stab wont do it but you could easily get the knife torn out if your hand. If you manage to blind it, you try and stall and wait for the bleeding to tire it out as much as possible.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I think the only realistic shot you'd have is if you got onto its back and tried to stab it. Otherwise I think it's gg.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was thinking maybe grabbing one of its tusks to gain some leverage on its head and going for the neck

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you can manage that it might work, but there's gonna be a lot of thrashing, I would personally prefer to keep the tusks away from me.
        I think

        Well I think the only realistic shot you'd have is if you got onto its back and tried to stab it. Otherwise I think it's gg.

        has the right of it. Get on its back, hold on for dear life and stab the frick out of whatever you can.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes genius grab the most dangerous part of the body I'm sure your fingers are tougher than its fricking teeth.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        presumably this is after you landed a perfect back flip?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those tusks are more like knives

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youve never left your city apartment have you.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know these things are sharpened right?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You being serious? The only shot is pulling off some ridiculous acrobatics and somehow not getting gored in the process?
      If you let it get close to you it will gut you.
      Tie the knife to a long stick and use it as a spear, that is the actual way to hunt boar.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        People didn't hunt them with a knife tied to some random stick, thats just going to fall off. If you had an actual spear that would work, but OP specified knife only. You can still kill it this way, the chance of being tusked is just gonna be much higher.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you'd basically have to back up while circling, stay alert, and when it charges try to avoid getting contacted while landing a blow with the knife. And just hope you don't frick up and die.

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