How would I go about getting rid of my neighbor's outside cats that keep coming up on to my deck and picking fights with my inside cat and fuckin...

How would I go about getting rid of my neighbor's outside cats that keep coming up on to my deck and picking fights with my inside cat and fricking with my bird feeder setup? I've tried talking to my neighbors and their response was pretty much "yeah cats really just do what they want, huh?" I've tried the fox piss spray/cat repellent and it doesn't do anything either.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All these edgelords
    homosexuals, it'd be one thing if these were ferals and he lived in a rural area, but these things are people's pets, yeah its shitty of their owners to just release them on their neighbors, but no, he can't just fricking kill them. You're psychopaths for even suggesting it.
    >inb4 toxogay
    I'm a dog person, and even I find it fricked up how many of you jump on to the "if someone's animal is slightly annoying, fricking kill them" train.
    If someone shot my dog because they didn't like her, I'd fricking end them swiftly, I don't care what their reasoning was, you don't just kill people's pets.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outdoor cats aren’t pets

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I lived in town during college and for three interminable years after that, and while I was living in town, my then-girlfriend and I got a cat, because even though I prefer dogs, I didn't want to have to deal with all the dog problems townies have that I had been able to ignore living on a farm as a kid. Because we both love watching birds at a feeder, our cat Timbits was an unhappy indoor cat until I made a screen porch for the cat to be able to spend time in our fenced yard in, but still be contained.
      Several times we caught neighbor cats making aggressive displays at Timbits through the windowscreen, and while I would spray the hose at them (same as I did any cat stalking under our bird feeder), my girlfriend laughed it off, and convinced me to stop being an butthole to other people's pets.
      One day I came home to a big fricking tear in the fiberglass windowscreen that made up the walls of this little porch, and a neighbor's cat fricking up Timbits (yes, it was wearing a collar). I kicked the other cat several times until it ran away and everything seemed to be OK, Timbits had superficial wounds, I easily replaced the damaged panel of window screen, I covered covered the outside of the patio with black vinyl coated 1/2 inch square welded cage wire, and we went about our lives.

      Timbits caught FeLV in this fight and did not respond to treatment, we had him euthanized him a few months and a few thousand dollars later. He was a bit over 2 years old. Frick people who think that it's fine for their "beloved pets" to spread mayhem and disease around the neighborhood. If you don't control your animals, you don't own your animals.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is not a real cat, it is just some funny decoration dude.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > A person who overdrives, overloads, tortures or cruelly beats or unjustifiably injures, maims, mutilates or kills any animal, whether wild or tame, and whether belonging to himself or to another, or deprives any animal of necessary sustenance, food or drink, or neglects or refuses to furnish it such sustenance or drink, or causes, procures or permits any animal to be overdriven, overloaded, tortured, cruelly beaten, or unjustifiably injured, maimed, mutilated or killed, or to be deprived of necessary food or drink, or who willfully sets on foot, instigates, engages in, or in any way furthers any act of cruelty to any animal, or any act tending to produce such cruelty, is guilty of a class A misdemeanor.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >class A misdemeanor
      So a slap on the wrist. Probably isn't even more than a $50 fine.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Up to a year -1 day in jail or $1000 in fine, up to the judge.
        This is NY btw. Almost every State is much much worse. California has a fine up to 20k.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Physically threaten the neighbour
    That's what I did to a neighbour who had a barking dog and said "that's what dogs do"
    I have outside cats who are free to roam my fenced garden but can't go outside. One my cats found a hole in the fence and would go causing trouble in a neighbour's property, as soon as he told me I reviewed the entire fence and found the hole. If you are responsible for an animal then you must also stop it from causing any annoyance to other people.
    Anyway, if you throw water at the cat he should get the message, just drench it completely and he should start fricking off

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it barking truly incessantly or just violating your lolbert “nap”? Something about threatening violence over a dog smells like fat people.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except that barking IS a dog's natural right. It's more important for a dog to be itself than your right to nap like a lazy fatass.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only dogfrickers think it's their right to make loud noises for no reason.
        That's because you're socially moronic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alright, so the answer is yes. You are a libertarian, aka fat.

          Lmfao I hope you eat a noise complaint over your dog homosexual

          The noise ordinance is quite clear. All complaints have been dismissed, and the repeat complainer reminded his name is in police records.

          If OP has a city ordinance regarding roaming pets he should learn it, otherwise a dog is an effective cat deterrent, in which case he should check to see if the local dog laws have been adulterated by cat worship or not. For my location, they have not, and roaming cats are prohibited by city ordinance.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao I hope you eat a noise complaint over your dog homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I already was sued over my dog and won. In my country dogs have a natural right to bark at any hour.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Humans come before dogs. Dogs are animals that belong in rural environments and if you bring one into a city and it's not incredibly well behaved you are a shithead.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because it just is ok!
          If you are so mentally ill that you can not handle 10 seconds of barking, I don't really consider you a human. If you have autism or anger management issues you're 8/10ths of a man at best. Normal people don't care. 99% of people don't care. It's always some lonely, ugly, childless shithead who is such a fricking loser they're working night shift in their 40s and I just don't consider you entirely "people". You're disgusting, and half of you are STILL virgins. Why the frick are you even alive?

          Not once in my life has a normal looking, acting, living real human being said shit to me about barking or dogs period it's always some beer gut pizza faced c**t that looks 10 years older on account of his premature baldness, at the prettiest. Seriously. Every time.

          I will give a frick when a normal human being who does not wear a bathrobe at 5pm while screaming nonsense about dogs and leaves for work at 9am instead of 1am cares. That hasn't happened yet. I guess "bark bark bark" for 5-10 seconds just doesn't register in the brains of normal people who don't have fricking aspergers AKA actual people.

          I am so sick of incels and druggy losers its unreal.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            same experience here. normal people do complain about dogs when they're a problem, but most of the time any animal complaint is over a non-issue that's only serious in the mind of the kind of person that squeals in anger when someone draws sonic with blue arms or says "ban assault weapons to stop school shootings". the only place my experience differs is sometimes it's not just losers, it's karens on their third marriage that also want to sue you for having dandelions in your lawn.

            the thing about dogs that are problems, is the police or animal control respond in a timely manner. when it doesn't happen and someone keeps b***hing every day you can be sure "barking all day" means "barking for a few seconds at least once an hour during waking, working hours".

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same. I've had a dog for 14 years who really liked to bark, a lot. And by a lot I mean barking the entire morning from 8 to 12 and the afternoon from 14 to 19. Even then, the only people who complained were fat losers and shut ins who didn't leave their homes and heard the entire barking. They all threatened me with empty words and every time I would tell them that if they can't get their own life fixed then they don't have the right to act like hysterical fascists who want to control others. Dogs bark, and if a dog likes to bark a lot (during hours where loud sounds are legal, of course) then it has the right to do so. Full stop.
            Needless to say, they never did anything (despite the many threats of poisoning) and the dog barked well into old age.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              cool, you neglected your dog for 14 years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Physically threaten your neighbor, the owner of a territorial dog.
      Didn't think too long about that one, did ya?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Physically threaten the neighbour
      And how exactly do you do this without being arrested? Everyone is a sensitive Karen these days who will run to the police at the slightest hint of bullying.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        good. frick you wannabe ape crim shits. i laugh when the pigs kick you for not licking their boots.
        >nnnnoooo i was being a based sigma male stop arresting me im whi-OW

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keep licking boots until one is pushing you into a camp.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because if you instill proper fear during a threat (and not just a meaningless "I'll kill you") he'll be too scared to report you

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Make an even more serious threat, that'll for sure dissuade him from reporting you.
          Actual moron. Neighbors like you should be disappeared.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well it worked in my case. I was just giving advice.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trap and dump their asses on the other side of town. If he asks say uhh a hawk/coyote/fox got to them. He probably wouldn't even care to look for them

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Larpgay thread

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My husky's got 3 so far (no eating, i have to take them away so they don't get worms) and now the outdoor cats barely show up and if they do they just look down from the fence in fear, so, consider.

    If it's very hot you could get a greyhound instead

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is an infinite population of outside cats waiting to move in to replace that one and continue harassing your gay cat, no matter how many you get rid of.
    Indoorgays seethe

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liquid tylenol in yummy food

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >their response was pretty much "yeah cats really just do what they want, huh?"
    main reason I hate outside cat owners, no responsibility

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shoot cat
      >cat wanted to die huh :*~~

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Livetrap and euthanize. They likely don't have them chipped or collared anyway, so they are effectively strays.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mothballs

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    .22

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Houses are pretty close together unfortunately otherwise I would in a heartbeat. I have a wrist rocket slingshot for the squirrels, and I'm thinking about picking up an old school red rider bb gun for the cats

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get a plastic bb gun, it shouldn't be able to break skin, but hurts enough to send a message

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get a decent air rifle, can be had under $200. They work great on squirrels too. I don't think air rifle would be illegal to shoot in most places since they're not considered firearms. Except in New Jersey.

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