How the fuck did they evolve chemical weaponry?

How the frick did they evolve chemical weaponry?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already talk using pheromones. They just evolved acid pheromones.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proof of irreducible complexity. Evolutionists hate this insect because it reminds them they will go to hell for denying GOD'S creation. You need to be saved by CHRIST to go to heaven. Read the bible and heeds his word.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >irreducible complexity
      doesn't exist

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God loves beetles and wanted to experiment with advanced weaponry

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >God loves beetles
      Yup

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have pretty sexy pheromones actually.
    That is a chemical weapon, ain't it?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the same way all living creatures did

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its just glands

    Animals shit chemically stuff out all the time. How do you think barnacles work? One day a beetle with some scent marking facilities probably (very common in arthropods) mutated so its scent marking was a little nastier. Then there was pressure for that defective, volatile scent trail to become its old self again or something else. Evolutionary peaks and valleys.

    Alternatively the anunnaki bioengineered it as a joke just like they created us from a lesser hominid and some pig DNA.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it. I know they're trolls but I really don't see how evolution and God aren't compatible.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        id post the ending of that futurama episode but there isnt a clip of it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they aren't incompatible but it makes god pointless

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not incompatible with some god. But it's fricking incompatible with christianity's god (or any other religion, really). All those fricks telling you to read the bible either didn't read it, or have to cope
        >it's actually a metaphor you see

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          christians resorted to the metaphor cope in ancient greece
          its not a religion, its a government. the state does not believe or follow it. god is used to strike fear into the illiterate peasantry in lieu of hyper advanced police and surveillance tech. a great deal of being christian is peasants are meant to reproduce excessively even if they go poor (its a virtue, you israelite!) but the upper class is not beholden to that in the slightest because they dont actually believe it and any who did could afford it. that keeps the masses poor and the furnaces of war and industry stoked with disposables.

          and the technology hit and the disposables were truly useless. oops. kings and priests didnt care, they didnt frick themselves out of house and home like every sperm was sacred because even if they did they could always afford it.

          the church is a house of man and the bible is the word of man. the church, a group of men, does not have the authority to call bullshit like the book of romans “divinely inspired”, really. its so arbitrary only an idiot would buy it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Biblical literalism is something that was historically only really practiced by illiterate peasants. It was understood to be metaphorical to large extent already in antiquity.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literalism only by illiterate peasants

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So evolutiontards really think this dumbass bug woke up one day and said "hmmm today I will evolve the ability to make 2 chemicals in my ass that explode when I shoot them out my butthole"???
    Really??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, it doesn't really work that way

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would god wake up one day and decide to give this one bug super braps?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          my foot in your face is funny too you dum american

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God got a bit too carried away with his fart fetish.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    magic used to be real before ~300 AD, an unknown Mesopotamian tribe invented them as a joke using an ancient form of astral magic pioneered by the first dynastic Egyptians

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn't magic real anymore or same before 300AD?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        remember at the end of lord of the rings how all the magical creatures went away
        kind of like that

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          they didn't went away. All of the races fricked, and that's what we are today.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gandalf is a type of Gollum

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The evolution fairy sprinkled them with just an extra little pinch of evolution dust.

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