How long can a hornet live for stuck inside a fireplace?

How long can a hornet live for stuck inside a fireplace? I just found a giant one of these frickers in my fireplace behind the glass and I sealed it off with duct tape everywhere so it can't get in the house. How long will it take for it to die? Because it looks like it's too moronic to find its own way out and I've read they can literally kill you so I'm not getting anywhere near it.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A long time. Just put it out of its misery. I had one stuck inside my lamp (somehow) so I opened it and left it there for 3 days and the dumbass just wouldn't get out it would just keep buzzing inside. Theyre dumb

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it was a honey bee, I'd say let it go. But frick hornets. Light that fricker up.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since people never gave you an actual answer, it'll die of dehydration first.

    That may take anywhere from a week to around a month, depending on how hydrated they were when they got in.

    Your best best is to open a little slit and gas the chamber with a pest spray.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't it smarten up and fly back in the way it came through the vent if it got desperate enough for water? Are insects really that dumb?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wouldn't it smarten up
        no they're dumb as all hell and have basically zero visual awareness; wasps get stuck in my greenhouse often because they fly into a hole and can't find it to escape

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Are insects really that dumb?

        yes

        Any "Insects are so smart!! look they can play games!!" are just people misconstruing basic instincts for human characteristics.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don't you have thick veiny wiener you should be sucking mucousy cum out of?

    https://i.imgur.com/Lu6wIgx.jpeg

    This is the best picture I could get of it with the glare from the glass reflection.

    Light something and smoke it out

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way you could light the fireplace to speed things up? I don’t imagine it would take longer than a few days but I wouldn’t want to wait that long

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No because I already sprayed a ton of wasp spray around and inside the areas of the fireplace that I could and I'm pretty sure it's highly flammable so I don't want to risk even lighting the pilot light. I couldn't get any of the spray behind the glass areas itself where the hornet is without removing the glass panel and I'm not going to do that. I just sealed everything off with some duct tape and I haven't seen it or heard anything for like an hour now so I don't know if it flew outside back through the vent or what. Maybe the residual vapors from the spray killed it or it touched some of it and that got it?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best picture I could get of it with the glare from the glass reflection.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Don't you have thick veiny wiener you should be sucking mucousy cum out of?
      [...]
      Light something and smoke it out

      and then, eat the cooked hornet!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is most likely European hornet. I got lit up by them as a child, me and my grandfather disturbed a nest of them because they lived inside of the treestand we tried to enter.
      Got 20+ stings and I was fine without medical intervention. You're being dramatic, depending on where your fireplace is, I'd try to darken the room and then open a window/door. It will go to the light and frick off, you can just wait it out from another room or outside.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just open the glass and she'll fly off. She won't hurt you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MICHAEL
      >MICHAEL
      >DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I've read they can literally kill you
    Are you a caterpillar?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol i doubt you have a "murder hornet"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The one in my fireplace is at least 2 inches long.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hornets are deadly when they gangrush you and sting you plenty of times. Usually to protect their nests. A single hornet stinging even a few times is just very painful.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude it's just one hornet.

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