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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guiness World Records you can buy on their website and is a shame orginization. I'm a vet tech and I know damn well those old hand-written records don't mean shit. Facebook mom tier bait. Guy mentions how he kept the dog only after burying the rest alive.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he died...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. He turned 31 in May.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My ass he did

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How is this possible?
    fat and meat dies
    exercises
    love and purpose
    also salts, read zodiac and salts of salvation

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's actually a bad boi. That's why he hasn't been allowed to go to dog heaven yet. Only when he has atoned for all his failures to fetch will be be permitted to die.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's possible because Guiness, news stations, and the dog owner all make money when they agree it's totally the oldest dog ever dude.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Yorkie basically lived to be 16 when my dad decided to put him down last December. I guess I can't complain about that, but I can't help but feel like he probably could've had another good year or two. He was blind in his last year or so, and my mom would do dumb shit like rearranging the furniture so he'd have to relearn the layout again. He was also losing a lot of weight and having trouble eating and keeping food down by the end, but she would never transition to soft food or soften up his kibbles because "the other dog might eat it too" and "it's better for their teeth." b***h, he was fading away and still had all of his teeth anyway. Let him enjoy some fricking food.

    Hell, I was over there in October, two months before we put him down, and it was a gorgeous day. I took him for a walk and he did excellent despite everything. It made it all the more surreal when he was finally gone.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy. These 4 walls surely do wonders to mfkas..

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That picture is bullshit, I had a dog that lived to 16 and he had grey hair all over and missing hair on areas like around paws from laying down so much etc

    That fricker isn't even old.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a hard time believing this because of how youthful he looks and walks. But regardless he is a very cute old man dog

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Guinness verify this? Most owners who have pets that old never keep adoption certificates or medical documents with a certain DOB.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My guess is that these guys did. There are almost certainly older dogs alive but, like you said, people didn't keep records so they can't prove it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >0
      Apparently there are vaccination certificates from the 90s. My skepticism is that they've swapped a similar dog (or dogs) in. Would like to see a picture of young Bobi with that exact same fur pattern. Seems like all available pictures are recent.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get in contact with the owner?! I'm willing to pay 1k for his seed, for Anya.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dog lived to be 18
    By the end he was blind, deaf, had a heart condition, arthritis, and possibly cancer (vet thought he may have a tumor, but no point in checking).
    If we were heartless jerks we could have kept him alive another few months at least. We wanted to put him down before his bad days outnumbered his good ones.
    My friend had a cat that lived to 21 and another friend had a guinea pig that lived to 9.
    With good care, pets can live a long time. It's a luck of the draw though, another dog I had basically had a heart attack at 7 because he had a genetically weaker heart. Secretariat, the horse, died young because his heart was 3x as big as most other horses.
    Life is random, but good care helps

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dog emigrated to Portugal in the late 1980s during the Chilean dictatorship of Augusto Pinochet. They were notoriously unreliable at keeping records. I'm sure if you'll find him if you keep digging.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    raw meat diet
    gets up at 5am every day for a walk
    simple as

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of question Guiness after learning about the dubious records they gave to this guy who keeps attempting to claim credit for something he didn't make

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hhomosexualroon

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    love 🙂

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wild. Grandma's dog is 19 and I can't imagine it living another 11 years

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to hug Bobi

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good healthy genes + diet and people who cared for it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      While diet and care are important, for extreme outliers like that it's almost entirely genetics.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >41 year old star vulture still kicking
      I'm glad I woke up today to see Airplane

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >41 year old star vulture still kicking
      I'm glad I woke up today to see Airplane

      Vultures can live for quite a long while, they're remarkable birds in so many ways. This is Vinny, he's known to be at least 50 years old, but his exact birthday and age is uncertain. Here's a picture of him from 2020, enjoying the Easter celebrations. I saw him at that zoo recently, he's still doing just fine. Apparently he also loves the turkey necks they give him on Thanksgiving.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It makes me happy to hear some get to be part of celebrations, after all if you're not enjoying turkey on Thanksgiving with your vulture bros are you really celebrating? Literal brain bleach, all is wonderful.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dog is from portugal
    >the pic has towels

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this actually like legit verified or just a ruse

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it's real but I still can't believe it. There was another document case of a cattle dog living to 29 but even that I can't believe. How do you go from 13-15 media lifespan to fricking 30?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine your childhood pet staying with you till your late 30s.
        That dude is living the dream.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 29 now and the idea of having the same dog until I'm 60 is so wild. Man I fricking wish dogs lived longer it's such a shame most are lucky to reach 12 without having some debilitating health problem.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would be way more devastating when it finally dies. I'm kind of okay with their short lifespans.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How do you go from 13-15 media lifespan to fricking 30?
        Most dogs having a 13-15 lifespan doesn't mean none can live much more than that... Or much less, for that matter. These dogs just hit the life lottery

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah if you think average lifespan is 15 that means 50% would live longer, 50% shorter. so some insanely tiny fraction could live much longer.

          Similar deal with humans. Average lifespan is like 65-70, 80ish in white people countries. But the outliers are like 120. Imagine turning 60 years old and that's the half way mark in your life.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            mean is not median

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            15 is very generous. 12 is more realistic unfortunately.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        In 1900 human life expectancy was 47 years. Oldest verified human (born in 1875) was 122.5 years old. I guess I can see how a dog could legitimately hit 30, just knowing that our brand of animal can at 2.5x expectancy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >In 1900 human life expectancy was 47 years.

          You are aware that infant morality rate was off the fricking charts? Humans have lived till they were 70-80 even 90s thought the centuries, it's just infant morality kept things low. The life expectancy in Russia was 30 years, doesn't mean everyone died at 30 years old.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The actual life expectance was somewhere between 70 and 80. Even bronze age texts declare that as a fact of nature set in stone by the gods. "humans live 70 or 80 and then die".

            And this was when 100% meat diets were not a fad, but a fact of life because you couldn't ship kale from fricking nicaragua, and still other people ate literally nothing but grains and were more likely to die of dental disease than injury.

            Good points. We may be confounded by the fact that we are used to canine life expectency when being fed horrible foods, with corn and onions and other grains mixed in. The dog in the OP has been eating unusually well, so that was really what I was hinting at to explain his sustained life and to explain anybody's extended life. Obviously genetics are also a factor, but his environment is pretty ideal. I wonder how long he'd have lived in a conventiona suburan setting eating Purina.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The actual life expectance was somewhere between 70 and 80. Even bronze age texts declare that as a fact of nature set in stone by the gods. "humans live 70 or 80 and then die".

            And this was when 100% meat diets were not a fad, but a fact of life because you couldn't ship kale from fricking nicaragua, and still other people ate literally nothing but grains and were more likely to die of dental disease than injury.

            while infant mortality rates did skew life expectancy, there were also plenty of other factors at play. understanding germ theory for one. all of modern medicine being another. got a pretty good gash from scraping up against your dirty plow? all you're going to do is wrap it with dirty linen and it will probably get infected and you're dead. took a nasty fall and shattered your ankle enough that it bone ruptured the skin (but it could definitely be saved by surgery)? you're absolutely dead.

            something that really stuck with me: my high school biology teacher introduced the year by saying "i've died 4 times" and then he listed all the debilitating injuries he had that would have killed him if it weren't for modern medicine.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Funny you mention that, I've often considered how I would've been dead for years were it not for modern medicine. I got a double pneumonia when I was 18, one so bad that I got put onto a heavier antibiotic when the first round hadn't killed off what I had. After that I recovered fully but I would have been shit out of luck had I been living even 70 years earlier and would most likely have died. And consider that I have always been 100% healthy and a non-smoker...

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                people take modern society wayyyyy too much for granted. they only focus on the negatives instead of all the progress we've made. it's why cancer rates are so high in recent decades; we have preventative care for many of the things that used to kill us. it's frustrating going to places like Wauf and seeing all the pseuds post "VGH WE MVST RETVRN TO TRVDITION", wanting to live in a feudal society because they'd finally get their tradwife while completely ignoring/dismissing all the hardships they faced that are non-existent today.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's frustrating going to places like Wauf and seeing all the pseuds post "VGH WE MVST RETVRN TO TRVDITION", wanting to live in a feudal society because they'd finally get their tradwife while completely ignoring/dismissing all the hardships they faced that are non-existent today.
                They only see things in black or white. There are positive humanistic elements to the past that are lost today, and many people can feel it in their psyche. What its really going to take is the reincorporation of those positive elements into the present. When both traditional culture and modern progress meet we can see a more ideal society. The balance is tricky, and the scales need to be constantly updated and maintained. But there are already systems and lifestyles like that in place, people just are ignorant of them or choose not to because they feel stuck in their current mode of living.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Sometimes I wonder what kind of schizo or moron frequents those threads to post stuff like that.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at the average happiness between Amish who live like it's the 1900s and any 1st world city of at least 1 million.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why? I don't understand why bei g surrounded by low-brow people who are narrow-minded, judgemental and not understanding would make me happy, considering their best solution for something like autism or depression would be to pray, work harder or punch you in the face if you're too annoying. Never mind the back-breaking labor.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at the average happiness between Amish who live like it's the 1900s and any 1st world city of at least 1 million.

                There's gotta be a compromise

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You may not like it, but this is what a happy society looks like.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're confusing amish for fundamental extremists.
                Obviously they're very, very orthodox. But like other ultra-orthodox communities anything outside the rules is permissible, it's basically laws; you can get away with minor infractions.
                They keep to themselves, they don't really go around trying to convince others that they have to be amish, or use violence to convert people.
                They don't even dislike us English people (that's the amish word for normie), in fact a lot of amish benefit from the stuff we're allowed to do and make, so most amish people would prefer modern society to still exist.
                Amish also have strong communal support because of the society they live in, and because of the simple labor, so autism probably isn't much of an issue because they can still work most amish jobs, and people with depression would still have to deal with it the same way the rest of us have to.
                Most amish communities allow the use of medicine and limited technology, so you could be amish and still take antidepressants, you'd just pick up your prescriptions in bulk when riding your horse into town.
                The "We must return to tradition" people could just become amish, it takes work to fully convert but it's really not that difficult or expensive to do so, you'd just actually have to put in the work. It's why they say "We must return to tradition" but then also conveniently leave out all the parts about having to actually do any of the work to achieve this.
                Reminds me of some NEET I personally knew who couldn't wait, and was hoping for, the "Second civil war" to break out any day now and for society to collapse so he could be le hecken Chad prepper survivalist, but was also panicking for basically an entire day because his Internet went down for a few hours and he literally had nothing else to do in the meantime, he just ignores that total social collapse = no Internet, and he still ignores this fact to this day.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                amish people have no respect for animals

              • 10 months ago
                Cowboi69

                Doesn't mean you can't start a branch that does.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                My stance is we could be doing even better. Yeah, it's improved, but it's still pretty bad considering the potential that is kneecapped by a society led by and for sociopaths who want to make number go up.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The actual life expectance was somewhere between 70 and 80. Even bronze age texts declare that as a fact of nature set in stone by the gods. "humans live 70 or 80 and then die".

          And this was when 100% meat diets were not a fad, but a fact of life because you couldn't ship kale from fricking nicaragua, and still other people ate literally nothing but grains and were more likely to die of dental disease than injury.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >In 1900 human life expectancy was 47 years.

            You are aware that infant morality rate was off the fricking charts? Humans have lived till they were 70-80 even 90s thought the centuries, it's just infant morality kept things low. The life expectancy in Russia was 30 years, doesn't mean everyone died at 30 years old.

            it was that way until the 1900s, 120 years ago, people forget that medicine was really shit back then it wasnt until the victorian era when medicine was at its worst so that it could hit rock bottom and climb to new successes, like WASHING YOUR HANDS, which really strange since the all the premodern societies in europe, had a big emphasis on hygiene

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging she has to be standing on towels... I would say hardly.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not believe this for one second. This is a Português trick.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oldtugal

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People actually took care of it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this.
      My family are useless when it comes to the family dog
      My brother's are pigs and drop food all over the place, and today my mom made raisin cookies, despite me telling her to throw away all raisins and grapes in the house, and I found the dog nibbling on crumbs on the floor that one of those lazy fat slobs dropped
      I hope he didnt eat a raisin and it was just cookie. I warned my mother but she just hand waved my concerns and said that "one wouldn't hurt him." Despite me knowing that one is enough to send him into kidney failure, especially considering he's not a young dog.
      Now my family are mad at me and think I'm crazy. Whatever happens is on them, I plan on killing myself soon anyway.
      The reason is they always neglect things like this, not just the dog but also themselves. My mother always ignored any signs of trouble or my voiced concerns and the family always ended in tragedy because of it. My brothers are drug addicts and violent and abusive, yet she just ignores that but when I suggest the dog might've eaten a raisin in suddenly schizo hitler.
      I don't want to live in a world where people act like this, such apathy and anyone who opposes it is the enemy. Everyone acts like this, one of my friends just cut ties with me because of it. This is how people act, and quite frankly, I'm sick of people and this world that is made of them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon are you okay?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >THE DOG ATE A RAISIN AAAIIIIIEEEEEE FRICK YOU MOM IM KILLING MYSELF

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit you good bro?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not kill your family instead? dont be a pussy about it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao

        >THE DOG ATE A RAISIN AAAIIIIIEEEEEE FRICK YOU MOM IM KILLING MYSELF

        But anon if you need some to talk to let me know.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I swapped the post numbers...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I swapped the post numbers...

          Fricking kek

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus, how old are you?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        k

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes I forget I'm on Wauf and that there's actual autistic people here.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can empathize.
        >Trying to teach the dog something
        >mom keep distracting her and giving her treats when she shouldn't
        >"Mom, can you not?"
        >"Anon, you're just like Hitler!"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't do It, just get the frick away and take the dog with you, save the both of you from the meth house of loonies, I know getting friends is hard but It's better to get freedom and a bit of loneliness while roaming than being killed by the abuse of staying, I believe in you anon and don't let them haggle money out of you because "You abandoned them :::~~*" or some shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please don't have a nice day

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surround yourself with better people

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't have a nice day, bro. Please just get the frick out of there as soon as possible, and go far away.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I plan on killing myself soon anyway.
        find a cell that you can train with and bond with. Hating the world is a good thing, trying to stay out of worldly affairs is a good thing, and if you can act as an extra man in another group you'll feel fulfilled even if you're just in the background and you'll make other people happier too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just grapes can murk a dog? lmfao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doggays and catgays are powerless to grapes
          They should be kneeling to birdchads, rabbitaryans, and ratgods.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine not being able to enjoy grapes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel you man. But don't have a nice day, that means they're winning. Live in spite of everyone else, cause screw them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I plan on killing myself soon anyway.

        See professional help, either get ahold of the suicide hotline 988 or go to a mental institution to be checked in or get a friend or family member to keep you under surveillance

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        should have watched your dog all day and instantly scooped up any raisins that dropped on the ground but nope you jacked off on Wauf

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in a family like this. You're not at fault. Frick these inconsiderate lazy homosexuals.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly this.
          My family are useless when it comes to the family dog
          My brother's are pigs and drop food all over the place, and today my mom made raisin cookies, despite me telling her to throw away all raisins and grapes in the house, and I found the dog nibbling on crumbs on the floor that one of those lazy fat slobs dropped
          I hope he didnt eat a raisin and it was just cookie. I warned my mother but she just hand waved my concerns and said that "one wouldn't hurt him." Despite me knowing that one is enough to send him into kidney failure, especially considering he's not a young dog.
          Now my family are mad at me and think I'm crazy. Whatever happens is on them, I plan on killing myself soon anyway.
          The reason is they always neglect things like this, not just the dog but also themselves. My mother always ignored any signs of trouble or my voiced concerns and the family always ended in tragedy because of it. My brothers are drug addicts and violent and abusive, yet she just ignores that but when I suggest the dog might've eaten a raisin in suddenly schizo hitler.
          I don't want to live in a world where people act like this, such apathy and anyone who opposes it is the enemy. Everyone acts like this, one of my friends just cut ties with me because of it. This is how people act, and quite frankly, I'm sick of people and this world that is made of them.

          I feel you guys. I'm not a parangon of discipline in any way, but I'm Covid-aware and frick is it hard to try to keep your family healthy while the rest of society pretends the threat is over because most people have had two doses of Pfizer juice (fun fact : no ; Pfizer juice, like everything else in the Covid pandemic, is a major failure on the public health side of things).
          I really understand how painful and tiresome it is to see your loved ones equate your enlightened remonstrances, especially the ones meant to protect them, with tyranny. That is the natural burden of parents ; one that is way heavier when the roles are reversed.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            nvm anon just have a nice day please

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I plan on killing myself soon anyway.
        No. Kill them instead and run away with the dog.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you have a nice day at least blow yourself and the people that wronged you up
        go out with a bang not a whimper

      • 10 months ago
        ||D.||.||/||.||D

        Seek professional help, and get yourself out of there senpai. It might seem like a big step but you'll be fine. I don't know where you live but maybe there's a homeless service you can ring to get yourself put up in a hostel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn ok.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        try to move out as soon as you can...
        if you're young, then do well in school and use university as an excuse to leave
        if you're older then get a job somewhere far away from where you're living now and take the dog with you
        it's easy to get away once you realise you're not trapped... but dont have a nice day bro...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A moronic family is truly a curse that keeps on giving, just vanish and pretend you're an orphan or something.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fluttershy is that you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Run for it and get out of there as soon as you can. My parents are complete morons too but I put up with it because they're still really nice people. They're just permanently on Mr. Magoo mode.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I warned my mother but she just hand waved my concerns and said that "one wouldn't hurt him."
        you know your mom is correct about this? one raisin or a little garlic won't hurt your dog. you should calm down a little bit.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that dog looks better at 30 than most do at 14. frickers must have swapped it out when the guiness people weren't looking

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah my 15 year old dog has a full on grey beard and this guy is still brown

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My father once met someone with a more than 20 year old GSD in the Alps

        My girl got almost to 14 and she had a lot of grey hair, even a little behind the ears

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    time is convoluted in Portugal

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That dog was born one day before I was (May 12 1992)

    WTF?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based fellow 92er

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based fellow 92er

      >1992
      KWAB

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