How is it that orcas are so fucking based bros?

How is it that orcas are so fricking based bros?
They're like the best sea mammal in existence its fricking ridiculous how hard they MOG nearly everything else in the ocean

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teeth are chewed down
    🙁

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most captive orcas and dolphins have fricked up teeth or just stubs. It's from stress and kind of proves why they shouldn't be doing tricks in swimming pools for the amusement of moronic humans

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are they black and white?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird how the top predator of the sea is an oversized dolphin with the n word pass

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing keeping me going is the hope that one day, orcas will grow smart enough to build civilizations, and there's a chance one of those civilizations will include an underwater zoo in which I will be kidnapped and placed in as revenge for what humans did.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And put on a 24 hour rape cycle, I presume?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, just made to perform tricks for food while other orcas watch and debate whether or not I'm even sapient. Not even in a humiliating way, I think it'd be comfy.
        Of course, there would have to be some sort of "extraction" going on.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I too have these fantasies but with different imaginary creatures. I want to perform tests like those which are given to apes. I want to draw something and I want them to be astonished that I perform any intellectual tasks at all. I want to be curiously watched.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would only take 2 pods of orcas to kill a megalodon.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do orcas have saliva?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they don't have saliva glands

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The females look really interesting to have sex with.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best pussy on the planet

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're c**ts

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love orcas.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tilikum
      >til i ***
      nani

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "mog" isn't a real word moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's from the bible.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have an orca pool toy by Intex I have sex with from time to time.

    Orcas are really based!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP would say that you're MOGGING the orca.
      She's a cutie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP's pic are attractive than women. It's the skin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neat, me too

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