Birds have internal gonads. That back massage is basically an ovary rub for the female, and that wing flapping is the male manipulating his body muscles to rub his internal balls a bit like you might clench your pelvic floor muscles to get a boner going.
My female geese seem to like sex, I've seen them squat down and do the wing flap to be mounted and if the male ignores them they will bite him and be c**ty
and other lies that prove "science" has never meant "verified truth"
Even cats and dogs can orgasm and scientists are still saying dumb shit like "only dolphins can enjoy sex thats why we should be allowed to... did i say too much?"
Scientists just want that permacum dolphin juice for themselves
9 months ago
Anonymous
Is dolphin pussy jelly an actual thing? How does that even work?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not really, it's based on an ancient troll website about a guy giving advice on how to frick dolphins, and he claims at one point that their veganal secretions eliminate the refractory period. Years later someone made a joke about scientists testing it on monkeys and it making them cum to death, and Zoomers rebirthed the meme. The truth is that dolphin pussy jelly isn't real, and scientists have no incentive to keep it to themselves. Even if they did, it's not like we'd post about it on Wauf.
>Sciencetists be like nu-uh and force-coom animals to prove me wrong
Well I mean, if thats what it takes I'm going to continue being moronic 😉
They haven't tried ALL the animals!
It doesn't, pigeons are not real, they're a bunch of fricking haemonculi made for the sole purpose of spreading diseases like autism, aspergers and gonorrhea
>autism >disease
Aspies are the next evolutionary step, you fricking Black person monkey. You wouldn't be alive now if it weren't for all their tech breakthroughs and artistic achievements. Know your place and kneel, subhuman.
What would you chose Wauf, flight but zero enjoyment from sex or no flight and daily enjoyment from sex?
So is a horse sex thread ok then?
Just a matter of preference.
Some birds prefer the missionary position. As god intended.
The photo you show us is of sexually deviant pigeons. The lord shall punish them.
I understand the black bird checking on his friend but wtf are the magpies problem?
Magpies always seem to want to involve themselves in everything.
They're just trying to steal something, fricking thieves
Mobbing behavior, basically ganging up on birds of prey to ensure everyone's safety
Telepathic corvid link activated in the presence of r*ptors
This seems needlessly complicated
go ahead, tell em how to do it better.
Thats nothing, wait until you hear how ducks do it
>OH FU-
That cant feel a thing. What they do all day without real sex?
Birds have internal gonads. That back massage is basically an ovary rub for the female, and that wing flapping is the male manipulating his body muscles to rub his internal balls a bit like you might clench your pelvic floor muscles to get a boner going.
Huh
My female geese seem to like sex, I've seen them squat down and do the wing flap to be mounted and if the male ignores them they will bite him and be c**ty
>My female geese (...) will bite (...) and be c**ty
Nothing out of the ordinary there
That pulsating vulva says otherwise
Female orgasm isn't real >:(
and other lies that prove "science" has never meant "verified truth"
Even cats and dogs can orgasm and scientists are still saying dumb shit like "only dolphins can enjoy sex thats why we should be allowed to... did i say too much?"
Scientists just want that permacum dolphin juice for themselves
Is dolphin pussy jelly an actual thing? How does that even work?
Not really, it's based on an ancient troll website about a guy giving advice on how to frick dolphins, and he claims at one point that their veganal secretions eliminate the refractory period. Years later someone made a joke about scientists testing it on monkeys and it making them cum to death, and Zoomers rebirthed the meme. The truth is that dolphin pussy jelly isn't real, and scientists have no incentive to keep it to themselves. Even if they did, it's not like we'd post about it on Wauf.
>we
t. has never owned a female cat and Qtips
People funded by taxpayer money used modified vibrating toothbrushes to make female rats c00m just to prove morons like you incorrect.
>Sciencetists be like nu-uh and force-coom animals to prove me wrong
Well I mean, if thats what it takes I'm going to continue being moronic 😉
They haven't tried ALL the animals!
have a nice day homosexual
I thought it was evident that I was joking 🙁 .
The way it winks to slurp it up made me really uncomfortable
Penis homes in on vegana. You'd know that if. ..
Dont they just have one hole? For the looks of it mr. bird just pops a load on ms. birds back but idk
basically yeah they rub cloaca together
some bird have a penis-like structure but it's not full of blood, rather lymphatic fluid.
It doesn't, pigeons are not real, they're a bunch of fricking haemonculi made for the sole purpose of spreading diseases like autism, aspergers and gonorrhea
can confirm
>gonorrhea
Anon, what did you do?
>autism
>disease
Aspies are the next evolutionary step, you fricking Black person monkey. You wouldn't be alive now if it weren't for all their tech breakthroughs and artistic achievements. Know your place and kneel, subhuman.