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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ron

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    redtennisball

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    red knittedfish

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you now realize that most of these fish are permanently blinded

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no point in having eyes if you can't see shit. Might as well trade them for different senses.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    doily because his skin reminds me of this kind of pattern

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking it reminded me of a crocheted blanket.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate twitter homosexuals trending out on sea pigs and other guys we’ve known about for ages

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fishy mcfishface

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats a cartoony fella

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gooseberry

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    carlito

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a warhammer squig

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit it does lmao
      imagine if there was a larger version

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneedaria shitpostii

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elmo's batfish

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it'll probably get a boring name unrelated to its appearance

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strawberry of rage

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roe

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chilean Muppetfish

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    flamin hot angler

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomato Fish. It's perfect

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sea Elmo

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone mentioned in a previous thread how it looked like the fish from the Spongebob movie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does kind of resemble him yeah.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its clearly inspired. How is it a new species then?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    covid fish

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red handed furfish

    • 2 months ago
      Crabanon

      I vote for this one, the chilean redhanded furfish

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The furry argentinian redfin

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pochita

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rotund

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but how does it taste like?

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God really is running out of ideas

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lola like a moronic Elmo. Something to do with Elmo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sea Elmo

      This.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the squatting strawberryfish

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ugly bastard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bit rude

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spend entire life in absolute darkness
      >One day some random homosexuals come down and swim up to your face and shine 100,000,000 lumen light into your ultra-sensitive eyes
      >Name you the stupid dumb hairy redfish

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        his canDELA IS OVER NINE-THOUSAAAND

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those little leg fins
      Mf is the missing link.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't see the resemblence

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the evolutionary advantage in looking like this?
      Why would god make something so weird looking in the middle of the ocean?

      Checkmate everyone.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why did God put something extraordinary in His creation?
        Gee, I wonder

      • 2 months ago
        Crabanon

        >evolution
        >advantage
        You truly don't understand evolution

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's just minding his own business

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's real neat. I'd name him Terrordog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe this is real. Very nice CGI but you made it look too much like a silly Pokemon to be believable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wool ball

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wanda

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fishy mcfishface

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Paul
      Looks more like an Emil.

      https://i.imgur.com/KqCB0hw.jpeg

      Someone mentioned in a previous thread how it looked like the fish from the Spongebob movie

      kek

      ugly bastard

      This is what peak performance looks like.

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