How do we get rid of them?

How do we get rid of them?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best way to get rid of them is to keep clean and don't have trash standing smelling (that's what attracts them). That being said, you'll always have the occasional roach wandering by, but it doesn't happen that often.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmmmm

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard they don't care for incense

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. mantain your house clean, without traces of food or garbage.
    2. mix boric acid (it's a powder), with condensed milk or peanut butter (plain sugar also works)
    2. put the mix in plastic bottle caps.
    3. leave the caps all over the house.

    be careful if you have pets, they could it the poisonous mix.

    change the poison/caps if needed

    the roaches will eat the poison and dehydrated.
    it's common to see more of them just because they will panic and look for water

    plus: if the roaches eat the dead body of a poisoned roach, they will die also

    it's not a fast process but it works great

    frick those b***hes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *be careful if you have pets, they could EAT the poisonous mix.

      fricking phone

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw an apple at them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No that's for doctor infestations.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It works for israelites, too.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roaches are pollinators. Man up and learn to tolerate them

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a considerable amount of possums in my neighborhood. Do those help? I see one of these buggers every day

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw them out of NATO.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you picture them as a dumb neighbor maybe it will help.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blocks your path

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure mosquitoes are way worse lifeforms than wienerroaches

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      both are the worst.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      mosquitos at least have enough respect not to enter my home

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if you put all the wienerroaches in the world in an inescapable island would they function as an ecosystem?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pray

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are everywhere in Asia. I was chocked the first time

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Send weapons to Serbia.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just leave it to me, boss.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a handful of these lil homies and release them in your house

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      IN his house?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yessir
        wall geckos are based af
        I started leaving pieces of cooked rice on the wall they hang out on after seeing one of them take out a kissing bug

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's so many of these around my house, they're cute and help a lot with insects! god bless latam

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I get summ?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        depends on where you live
        anywhere south of the globe they usually just find their way inside your house and chill
        up north you might not find them anywhere since they can't survive the cold
        check your local pet shop

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you, lizard sage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The roach species in OP are as big as the average house gecko (minus tail), they’re only capable of eating the nymphs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love these little guys, where I lived I had a lot of fricking giant wienerroaches, then some months later these cute motherfrickers came around and entered my house, problem solved.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *clic* *clic*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are so smart, too. They know how to silently hunt without getting in your way and won't run towards your shadow for cover like wienerroaches. I wish more of them showed up in my kitchen at night.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      will these little guys survive if there are stray cats in my neighborhood?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on how much cover there is. Cats do tend to kill a lot of them, but they’re also decent enough at lurking out of reach if there are spots available.

        It’s just anecdotal, but I’ve regularly seen maybe 2 or so house geckos on the second floor windows of a building in an area that definitely has several dozens of stray cats. Compared to a place an hour away that has maybe two or three outdoor cats, but the average front porch each has 1-2 dozen geckos visible at night.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta grill the cats

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously. Frick cats.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate these frickers so goddamn much. I bought a new house a few months ago that was otherwise in impeccable condition, but these frickers started showing up everywhere after I moved in. A jug of raid perimeter spray, a box of roach poison tabs, and a few months later I *think* they're finally gone but the paranoia is here to stay, especially with my wife who I constantly have to console about them/their existence.

      I had a few of these bros show up in my garage after I sprayed poison and I hope they are okay 🙁

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live in a warm country and my house has a lot of these wall geckos. They do not eat wienerroaches but they eat a lot of moths so they're not too bad. What does eat a lot of wienerroaches based on what I have personally seen are huntsman spiders. Those creepy looking motherfrickers have developed a taste for large ass roaches.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think they can kill wienerroaches

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to have a wienerroach infestation until one summer a few of these appeared and they got rid of the wienerroaches. Never saw a single one since.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have seen multiple of them chocking on wienerroaches, and they attack them, if you see a wienerroach that looks drunk, it was probably attacked by one of these

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a very big one of these guys, like twice the size of a wienerroach, it was probably being able to eat them

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use a type of silica powder that bruise roaches and red ants pathways

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'know, I've noticed an infestation here. Everywhere I look, in fact. Nothing but undeveloped, unevolved, barely conscious pond scum, totally convinced of their own superiority as they scurry about their short, pointless lives.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lizards. Lizards everywhere

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy. Develop a CRISPR sequence that targets a critical gene unique to wienerroaches. Wrap that protien sequence in 100 levels of CRISPR sequences and then introduce a couple hundred "infected" individuals to all the isolated breeding populations around the world. Wait for the CRISPR gene to propagate over 100 generations. Since the CRISPR gene forces itself into the next generation instead of the normal 50/50 chance of standard sexual re combination, its guaranteed to be inherited by every member of the population. Now that every member carries the gene, just wait for the 100 cycle sequence to run out and then blammmo! every wienerroach dies roughly within the same generation. Every wienerroach within the targeted species that is. This is called gene driver technology and it already exists.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What could go wrong ?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mister funny shoes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          A man of culture I see

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any chance that an mRNA vaccine could insert this into the human population?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. At least, not by mRNA in particular.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but technically yes. The problem is that the mRna vaccine must be delivered to the reproductive gametes or their stem cells. In particular the ones that go on to fertilize. A couple of doses of vaccine are unlikely to effect enough of sperm or egg cells to have a real chance at carrying over to the next gen. Maybe if you recieved your injection straight in the balls. But might be a little noticable. Plus there is the problem of an /AN enthusiast reproducing in the first place.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea but this sounds very bad:
        >The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation invested $75 million in gene drive technology.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In english doc

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >joji

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's impossible, all life on earth could perish but bugs would survive

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ants are serious motherfrickers I tell you what

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK ANTS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dear lord nature never fails to horrify

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hear these frickers can eat through tinfoil. Just how much stronger are we gonna allow them to get until we do something??

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What're we gonna do? Nukem?

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Order this. And a small vile of "growth regulator". Get a pump sprayer and follow all the instructions/directions/warnings.
    You can't go wrong and they will die die die

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We send them to mars

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask Sam Hyde

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wienerroaches are very very based

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're the s.oyjaks of bugs

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiders in every corner

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these pieces of shit so much and living in an apartment with filthy neighbors that attract them

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Build a massive can of Raid in space and spray the entire planet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't like this idea. it would also kill benign critters.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think of how many (trillions?) are in new york.
    Now think about if they weren't there.
    Everything they ate would still be in new york.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care. I must do away with them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      new york can have more feet of garbage and detritus than snow in winter for all i care

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything they ate would still be in new york

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What would happen if roaches and mouses versed?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Surely the rats would wipe the roaches from the face of the earth

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell the chinese they help you get an erection

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't call 'em wienerroaches for nothin'.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nature's perfect little exterminator.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about in the desert tho?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

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