How do I prevent my neighbor's dog from barking?

Preferably without actually talking to my neighbor

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I prevent my neighbor's dog from barking?

    How about instead you get noise cancelling headphones or noise proof walls, put on some fans to cancel out the noise, you fricking moronic homosexual?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love to. Will you be paying in cash or a check?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *kidnaps your dog*
    *bathe him, feed him, and take him on a nice long walk*
    *he returns happy and sleepy and stops barking*
    *you didn't even notice*
    take the Chaotic Good pill

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you even know how to train dogs?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you raise Jamal's kid too?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit fricking kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

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      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mewed so hard and worked your jaw
        but in the end your chin was even flatter

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just do the top secret stuff that soldiers do.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT
    >shitskins complaining about dogs EP 527

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymouse

      Post hand.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, if I even know your dog exists then it's too noisy. That includes barking at the mailman or when someone presses the doorbell. If it's not some life or death situation in the middle o the night then I don't want to hear it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        404 chin not found

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >knock on neighbor's door
    >kick him in the ball sack

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of dogs are afraid of fireworks, just set off firecrackers when the dog barks and if he stops even if only for a moment, so consistently set off for every bark until he associates barking with firecrackers, and that it is better not to bark. However, it may be that you are just removing the dog's fear of fireworks.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cannot prevent a dog from barking, it is his nature and he is only doing what he thinks is appropriate. His behavior can be modified by positive reinforcement to desired actions and negative reinforcement to unwanted actions. This is called training and is the responsibility of the owner so you will unfortunately have to grow a pair and talk to them about how their dog is affecting you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP is a jobless loser who sleeps past noon because his league of legends raids are all late evening

      His neighbor will laugh and if the dog dies OP is suspect #1 like the only black man in town when someone robs a KFC. Subject to the law or straight revenge.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Call animal control so you can end up like this cuck.

        Nobody likes whiny homosexuals like you. "Oh wahh I don't want to talk to them," yeah because you know you don't have a leg to stand on. You can't mandate silence outside of an hao. Problem is, you have an hao karen mindset without having hao karen money.

        Go back redditspacer

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of an edgy kill dog thread answer me this: why do dogs bark all day? Can you train them to not do it? How? What cause it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The owner doesn't want to take care of it or train it. Talking with him is useless, all excuses. Cops can't do shit.
      There is a point where you need to choose between your mental health and sleeping time or the crazy barking rat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do dogs bark all day?
      They're social pack animals, they want to communicate with their equals, I guess their only dog company is in the neighbors houses so they gotta scream to be heard, there's genetics involved too so some breeds are more prone to barking non stop than others. My pekingese despite being a lone dog doesn't bark often and she shuts up when we call her out

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymouse

        >they want to communicate with their equals
        >implying

        >doesn't bark often and she shuts up when we call her out
        you are telling me that she barks at you until you bark back. you sound whipped.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sees dominance dynamics in a dog barking
          404. chin. not. found.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why do dogs bark all day?
            They're social pack animals, they want to communicate with their equals, I guess their only dog company is in the neighbors houses so they gotta scream to be heard, there's genetics involved too so some breeds are more prone to barking non stop than others. My pekingese despite being a lone dog doesn't bark often and she shuts up when we call her out

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            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >nerve status: struck
              lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

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  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're a little pricey, but get one of those shitty plastic things that looks like a birdhouse but actually makes a high-pitched noise whenever a dog barks within a certain radius. Hang it at the edge of your property. Change the battery every month or so.

    They don't work on deaf dogs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that thumbnail looks like an anus

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call animal control so you can end up like this cuck.

    Nobody likes whiny homosexuals like you. "Oh wahh I don't want to talk to them," yeah because you know you don't have a leg to stand on. You can't mandate silence outside of an hao. Problem is, you have an hao karen mindset without having hao karen money.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldn't have a dog if you can't train it. Nuff said.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok. Well that guy has one and it won't stop barking so maybe it's not nuff said

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it's not what?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good way for the dog's owner to blast pussy ass OP's head with a shotgun after that

      OP is a jobless loser who sleeps past noon because his league of legends raids are all late evening

      His neighbor will laugh and if the dog dies OP is suspect #1 like the only black man in town when someone robs a KFC. Subject to the law or straight revenge.

      have a nice day uncivilized mentally ill doggay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reee reee rEEEEE
        you don't have a legal right to silence except what is spelled out in the city noise ordinance. this is the law, of the city, and knowing it is part of being civilized.

        every time i have interacted with someone like you in real life, "barking all day" means anything from a few seconds of barking when you step out the door, to 10 minutes of barking tops followed by hours of silence - midday, when you should be at work, but aren't because you're a physically and socially repulsive evening shift warehouse stocker or something. this "all day barking" (some barking at various times of day) is in addition to constant cacophony from car and motorcycle manchildren who modify their exhausts, people shouting, lawnmowers, weed whackers, construction projects, all making louder noises more often, which you don't complain about, so i just assume you don't like dogs and there is no actual problem with the noise level, and then note your face and watch you walk back home so I know who's getting shit back if they touch the dog.

        only once did someone do something. i always walk out with my dog and found a "special treat". i told my dog to leave it, threw it away, and broke his windshield at 2am. he never said or did anything ever again. the police asked me if i saw something and i said i heard motorcycles but went back to sleep. they ran a speed/loud exhaust patrol the next week. HA.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no one is reading all that moron doggay i hope someone poisons your mutt

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day you fricking loud annoying uncivilized Black person

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is in addition to constant cacophony from car and motorcycle manchildren who modify their exhausts, people shouting, lawnmowers, weed whackers, construction projects, all making louder noises more often, which you don't complain about
          oh i see you just live in a shitty Black person trailer park and think making noises like a bunch of animals is normal. well it's not acceptable in a white man's community. have a nice day and your loud annoying mutt, Black person

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do doggays always make up the most pathetic larp?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a hick tried to start shit with an autist in a white trash neighborhood where people dont have garages
            >the autist smashed his car when he was asleep
            thats a pretty convincing larp
            that stuff happens in trash neighborhoods literally daily. poor people have less to lose so they get more aggressive. they also steal shit for social reasons, just to frick with people, and really do poison each others dogs all the fricking time (especially in hispanic areas)

            i bet if someone b***hed about your animal when you knew they did nothing you would just look at the ground and ignore them or do what they said
            >joyless ugly homosexual: get your fricking cat off my lawn!
            >you: o-okay ;_;
            >povertyCHAD: frick off (i'm going to spraypaint a dick on your house later tonight)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't own any animals

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shoot it

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rat poison inside little meatballs.
    Or what the frick are you asking anon, those magical ultrasound anti barking gadgets on Amazon are scams. You can't do shit if the little shit can't stop barking at everything.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rat poison
      too expensive, just use grapes or raisins
      https://www.vets-now.com/pet-care-advice/my-dog-has-eaten-grapes-or-raisins/

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting, I knew about grapes but not raisins.
        But most dogs would never eat grapes (if you don't offer them with your hands)no no point in throwing them into their yard.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think raisins are?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. But they are not common in my country so I honestly never thought about it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good way for the dog's owner to blast pussy ass OP's head with a shotgun after that

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