How do I get my cat to submit to me and understand that I am the alpha and I control whether it eats or not?

How do I get my cat to submit to me and understand that I am the alpha and I control whether it eats or not? It keeps play biting me even after I've played with it for like an hour. I need it to understand my dominance over it like a dog would.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my opinion this is not a thread worthy topic. There is a cat general for these sorts of posts.

    Love, anon

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The faces of gae

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bother him back until he goes away. Lol duh.I pick my cat up and give him a raspberry, he hates it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I imagined that and laughed my ass off

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're having problems with that you clearly got yourself the wrong pet.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    suck his dick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wine and dine him at least

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        well that goes without saying

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread embodies everything wrong with Wauf. Just needs some dinosaur schizos

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo you cant dominate cats this is everything wrong with the world
      Cats like being dominated.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to take a moment to remind outdoor catgays that your cat is being raped by BTC (Big Tom wiener) everytime she leaves your house, maybe even right now as you're sitting here shitposting.

    Imagine getting cucked by a cat lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate all of you, men shouldn't be allowed to have cats

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually a fricking hilarious thought to put into a cat owners head. But on a newbiey note why shouldn't you have a cat roam outdoors? If anything wouldn't that drive a cat to be socially maladjusted? I live in a suburb and the most danger posed to a cat are urban foxes depending on the season (which I often deal with my self without the knowledge of wildlife agencies breathing down my neck, thank you /k/).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        simplest answer is it's not safe and cats kill a lot of small animals, which has lead to a decline in native species. for the most part cats are pretty solitary animals so you shouldn't need to worry about them being maladjusted; if you ever plan on getting a second cat, just be sure to introduce them slowly and give them both a lot of space.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for the clarification. Both sides of the family treated cats going outdoors as a matter of fact thing so I never questioned it for the longest time.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cats are filthy and stupid animals is why

            Keeping them out of sight keeps that out of mind and leaves you free to imagine them as noble gentlemen. And leaves your house free of vomit piles and small crusty turd chunks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she
      Oh hoh
      https://www.researchgate.net/publication/233257826_Male_homosexual_mounting_in_the_group-living_feral_cat_Felis_catus

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tiny population size on a "small island". I do not think that is a fair assessment of general cat behaviour unless you have something more extensive.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >coping this hard
          there is no excuse for this unless they enjoy it. its not like cats have knots.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and its not like genital misidentification is common with cats in anyway. Its uncommon and the source cited was not a fit population size to determine the entire feline population of the world to have the big gay.
            >its not like cats have knots
            Get your porn brain out of e621.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't take the bait

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's actually right. it works.

      gently scruff
      squish
      pet
      it shuts them off because they're four times dumber than a chihuahua and this is just an infanthood instinct that never turned off. it's supposed to work when their mother picks them up, take them away, grooms them, etc.

      do this shit to a dog and they'll bite you or bite someone else

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't scruff if the cat is not adolescent. You will either injure it or it will bite you if its temperamental.The vet you linked literally advises against it with a dedicated video.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its ok to scruff a cat if the scruff is a symbolic gesture and you support them with your other hand.
          You can also use a gentle clip thing and use both hands

          And yes cats genuinely submit and dogs just get resentful and incel school shootery. Thats why cats are women and dogs are men.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can't wait to read about some moron getting bit trying to do this to a stray and dying of rabies because of what some dumb redditors posted.

            Cats bite eachother on the back of the neck to attempt mating and you can find plenty of videos on israelitetube of them violently resisting it despite the nape clench. This cat is probably just in heat or moronic.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              t. Cat afraid of us learning his secret

              They can struggle but they all submit to the Big Humam Hand… and fast.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish this worked (and was safe) on rabbits. It would make nail clipping so much easier.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This buttsniffer post can be safely ignored

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Noooooo dont dominate the cat! they cant know! Dogs obey because i make them and cats choose because i let them!
          It’s too late, howard. Everyone knows you’re gay too.

          Cats were made to be dominated and trained.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs don't "understand dominance" like that either. When dogs are dominant to each other that means they viciously attack anything that encroaches upon their resources. Being submissive means being afraid, staying away, not really liking someone, and planning to kill them when they're hurt or too old. And they can only be like this with other dogs. You're not a dog. You're not a valid part of the hierarchy.

    Usually a "dominated" dog is just traumatized like a battered SON, not a housewife, because women are turned on by being beaten/raped, and is so mentally broken it will cringe around its dipshit owner and bite any stranger who puts their hand too close to their head. Especially if their "master" isn't around.

    This is the cause of most dog bites. A male owner has a male dog. They hit the male dog. The male dog does not understand this, because their owner is not a dog, and only dogs know how to dominate dogs properly. Their owner thinks their dog is submissive but it's actually just afraid. Submissive means willing and complacent, not afraid, but the male owner can not tell because he embodies the left side of the wider male IQ bell curve. This dog is afraid of people, therefore it bites people, but knows for sure its owner will hit it back, so it doesn't bite its owner.

    Now, a cat, however, absolutely has a mind for just being inferior in status and living with it. This is because they don't have any social dynamics except for mother-kitten. Everything else is a frankenstein abomination that resulted from inbreeding african wildcats until they were too dumb to run away. Cats, unlike dogs, never develop an adult mind. They are kittens, and then horny aggressive kittens.

    And it's really easy too. You pick them up by their scruff, move them to your bed, squeeze them down, and pet them. Support their weight with the other hand of course.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 you defined submissiveness twice
      Just imagine quotation marks

      Dogs are never truly submissive like we expect. "Dog submissive" means plotting to kill you in particular. I have always had male dogs. If one is dominant, the other one will attack it later.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dunno ask

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