How do I effectively dinosaur-pill people I know?

How do I effectively dinosaur-pill people I know?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know there was a dinosaur pill.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you take it you gain two hundred pounds, your lips swell up, and your hair turns into a rainbow clown wig. You're also compelled to support political pedophiles and do everything possible to disrupt traditional loving White families.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds about right

        https://i.imgur.com/ZNr6jWb.jpg

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        Reminds me of a sticker from tetzoocon someone posted that had a troon colored deinochyrus with the caption "embrace your weirdness" and it perfectly sums up why they and like-minded weirdos like it. They think that liking dinosaurs/paleontology is 'SO UNIQUE QUIRKY AND QUEEEEER UWU' and therefore it attracts all the autistic gender specials who think that the everything should revolve around them in some capacity. It fricking sucks that they've basically taken over every science, art, and tech space and have made all of them a disgusting cult cesspool. [...] is right, my friend group now has some interest in dinos since I've shared stuff with them and we've watched documentaries together, and I'm perfectly happy with that.

        You’re correct of course. Nothing much to do about it but push back against it wherever possible

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dinosaurs never existed and you don't have to sacrifice many brain cells to figure that out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >admits some of your brain cells have to die to come to that conclusion
      hehehe i see what you did there

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs are dead. I only care about the animals that that still exist on this realm.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me a few decades.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Most prolific vertebrate family
    >Biggest land animals ever (maybe biggest vertebrate ever, it's unsure if sauropods were longer than Blue Whale)
    >Literally dragons IRL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dragons IRL
      That's pterosaurs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't wyverns not considered dragons?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No because there are hundreds upon hundreds of myths and old depictions of dragons with only 4 limbs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is a spectrum of dragons. Some of them are undeniably dragons and some of them are on the margins (wyverns are not on the margins).

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The original Roman dracons were just big snakes that supposedly lived in Africa and ate elephants

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/i0dxgsJ.png

              >source: my ass and some shitty dnd bestiary
              Lmao

              >There is a spectrum of dragons.
              What is wrong? Is there only one type of dragon universally accepted?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not really wrong to consider it a spectrum, the issue is that the term dragon is only barely more descriptive than monster and most people are only familiar with D&D-style examples so it gets autistic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no taxonomy of dragon because in the myths (the only thing that matters) they are incredibly varied and rarely follow a pattern

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                depiction of dragons differs between cultures of what is a dragon. the word itself just means snake, so its depends on where youre asking.
                he 4 legs, 2 wings dragon is the most iconic and stereotypical form of dragon in the modern era and its what we would normally think of as dragon, that originates from the welsh dragon, and this is where the distinction starts to matter, because heraldry is serious business, only in the continent they dont care and they call wyverns, wieneratrice, and basalisks dragons
                the term wyvern just means viper, again more snakes, but its distinct by having 2 legs and 2 wings and usually a pointy tail
                germans have lindwurms or wyrms or wurms, it doesnt matter theyre derived from the same word meaning snake, which are 2 or 4 legged and might have wings, but wingless version is what we would consider to be the asiatic dragons
                then in asia you have kirin, which are just giraffes, like the questing beast, but its considered a dragon, the longma which is similar to kirins but im not really sure how its that much different from kirin
                the point being dragons are usually some kind of big scaly monster, typically snakes which i attribute to monkey brain

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >source: my ass and some shitty dnd bestiary
            Lmao

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I effectively dinosaur-pill people I know?
    Introduce them to each other and let nature take its course.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nature? What you speak of is degeneracy sir!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Be honest. The only way you're getting anywhere near a 500+ pound murder beast is if she wants you.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when you realize how few complete skeletons have been found and how much guesswork was put into how they looked, etc...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what happens when you make 70 thousand synonyms and intentionally misrepresent fossil evidence for 100 years.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        China's economy must really be booming to afford that much PLA.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those were found in the US moron

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't mean anything, shipping exists.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And is China in the room with us now?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most likely. Lord knows everything has a computer in it nowadays.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect, I just had a thought when waking up this morning: So we know that some birds can imitate sounds. And if birds are 'essentially dinosaurs', does that mean that they could imitate sounds as well? At least some species, I would assume depending on period. But I would also guess that because they were also slightly different in some cases they would have different throat anatomy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE, what if dinosaurs could sing about trans rights in English? Just like the literal demons in my hotel cartoon!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >like the one literal demons in my hotel cartoon!
        I want to believe this isn’t true but it probably is

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a real show but they never sing about trans rights afaik

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            well think we can all get behind the rights of trains. We might get run over if we stand in front of train.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I know what he was talking about just didn’t know if that part was real

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Birds are a hyper specialized clade of theropod that does not represent the rest

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The more time you spend with birds the more you realize they shouldnt be that different from other theropods

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >birds are known to become sexually attracted to humans
          umm............

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dinosaur communities on the net really suck. OP has the right idea by just finding a handful of friends to enjoy them with, instead of trying to join an existing group.

    There's the Jurassic Park enjoyers who are actually pretty great and just love the series, but they're also not really interested in new discoveries or any creatures outside of the ones in the films. Which is fine, but if you're not looking at the JP versions of those dinos they fall off.

    There's the twitter crowd that is extremely easy to piss off, woke, and sadly involves a lot of actual paleontologists. Expect to see a lot of blm or trans stuff in those conversations that you'll have to go out of your way to avoid.

    There's the furry dinosaur people who basically just draw dogs with scales, and don't really have much to say outside of that. Just a lot of cartoon dinosaur dongs there.

    Oddly i feel like the deviant art paleontology circles were some of the most interesting. Very little furry art because deviant art doesn't do NSFW, and while theres a lot of kids drawing with crayons there, there's also a lot of quite good paleoart and people having cool discussions about them in the comments.

    I have heard whispers about dinosaur discord servers being decent but doing DM-style conversations just seems really exhausting and not something I'd want to deal with.

    the final place is to just play dinosaur games and watch dinosaur movies and any other dino media and just appreciate it with your group of like-minded friends. may end up being the most enjoyable in the end.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those lips need to be thicker, meatier, and moister for, uh, science or something.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        like this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perfect but where are the Pride colored feathers?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Sage

    Thread hidden 😉

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dinos hate merchants too! They're based!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >liking palastine
      they will turn against you and butcher everyone you love

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True
        Both sides need death
        Even egypt doesn’t like those frickers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i would demand the whole region to be bombed to kingdom come but that would hurt the animals tat live there and the priceless artifacts and stuff that came before the islamization of the region

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are no priceless artefacts in Palestine. It's been israelite-fricked for thousands of years. And before that it was just hillbillystan. Palestine needs to be converted to a neutral zone animal preserve with rangers that shoot hominids on sight.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              when i said whole region i wasn't limiting it to israel and palastine

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Palestine is the correct name for the region.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hominids on sight.
              hominids of the missing foreskin variant

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    News Flash dino gays! Dinos are just another group of animals. There is nothing special about them. Dino gays only study millions of years extinct species, how lame. Its not cool just because it was a dino. Time to start looking at the other animals around you buddy starting with yourself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully people will grow tired of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >millions of years
      Aren't you a little old to still believe in fairy tales?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They found out how this worked ages ago

        Dinosaur bood was iron rich enough to act as a preservative

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They found out how this worked ages ago
          Of course they invented some excuse or stopgap theory, they always do (when they're not pushing proven frauds with tax funding or quietly removing them from textbooks once caught).

          >Dinosaur bood was iron rich enough to act as a preservative
          >was
          And who took the blood sample 6 gorillion years ago? Or did they make a bunch of assumptions based on their fairy tale and fit the data to their fairy tale rather than letting the data speak for itself since no soft tissue has ever lasted that long? As if you'd know the difference or even have a love for the truth to care.

          Evolution is stupid, and it contradicts all observational science and all known history, and it's mathematically impossible anyway.

          I would call it bullshit too if I hadn't read people on this board whining about dinosaurs being feminized with feathers or thinking they're masculine because they're hunting meat in the supermarket. The opposition to wokism is barely better than wokism itself.

          >anti-SJWs are just as bad as SJWs guise

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Creationist posts a wall of nonsense hoping no one has time to debunk him
            The moment you bring up anything with "bible" in it you're DEBOONKED by basic geology and then throw a fit because you don't actually understand radiometric dating

            Gee how would they know the blood was iron rich enough to preserve small amounts of soft tissue? think about it without ever assuming some well vetted shit doesnt actually work or bringing in LE SATAN BONES

            your religion is not even spiritually valid, it's a spin off of an agni cult smashed together with canaanite paganism, some morons copying the mesopotamians, and egyptian devil worship. if there is a god he's clearly not yours, and he's not on your side.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >posting fricking Kent Hovind
              >in the year 2000 + 24 Anno Domini
              i feel really bad for people this lost in the sauce

              You have no arguments. You never do.

              All evolutionists ever do is personally attack people and make baseless assertions that they refuse to prove (not like they could if they tried). Why do we even have C14 if the world is as old as you claim? No answer. Not like either of you addressed any of the arguments (you never do because you can't) you have to ignore because addressing them would mean you can't pretend like you're right. And it's not like you even know all the assumptions that go into radio dating if you really think it's reliable when it doesn't work on samples of known age so you assume it works on samples of unknown age. You're a blind faith moron and you were always too dimwitted to question the evolutionist religion indoctrinated into you in government schools.

              All you have is strawmen and lies and bearing false witness because all you evolutionistrannies are lying subhuman trash and mentally insane.

              No, just Japanese
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              Some lies are better than the truth of the matter. Just look at the red pill meme itself that OP references

              >Some lies are better than the truth of the matter.
              I'm not some antiwhite SJW sodomite atheistgolem.

              Lying is a sin.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You have no arguments. You never do.
                Why would I need to argue with you when you can search "kent hovind demolished" on any content-hosting platform on the internet and find 9001 people who already have?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not some antiwhite SJW sodomite atheistgolem.
                Nor am I. I just believe that red pill shit is moronic but it helps people realise the nature of history we are being denied. Red pill is red meat low brow politics.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do we even have C14 if the world is as old as you claim?
                Because carbon-14 is continuously replenished by reactions in the atmosphere between nitrogen and cosmic rays. Fricking moron.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >posting fricking Kent Hovind
            >in the year 2000 + 24 Anno Domini
            i feel really bad for people this lost in the sauce

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that's why I like dinosaurs. They are so old, they have been gone for so long, they are practically from another world. It is ancient history, it is remote, lost to time. A mystery. The ancient past is a frontier of knowledge, how can you not be interested? The fact these things actually existed fills me with the kind of wonder I used to have when I was a stupid child and knew nothing. I like animals and I like ancient history and I like remote knowledge so it is only natural that I am interested in dinosaurs. Sorry for doing a reddit and soi-ing out over dinosaurs but actually you know what? I don't care I'm not sorry

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be. Dinosaurs are magnificent and I'm wiping out humanity to make room for their resurrection.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a shitty bait

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get them to read Jurassic Park.
    Show them this video, it's way cooler than what happens in the movie.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LyABz9N.jpg

      So unbelievably based.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tyrannosaurus is an anagram for troonyosaurus. It's right in front of you yet you refuse to understand.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understand now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What compells someone to do this? what a weird fricking power fantasy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Something something the trans ideology is a thought virus that needs to infect everything people like in order to force itself on them

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with you but in this specific case using a T-rex as a trans mascot is a funny idea because it pisses off people using it as a virility symbol.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >using it as a virility symbol
              That's some major brain damage right there.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would call it bullshit too if I hadn't read people on this board whining about dinosaurs being feminized with feathers or thinking they're masculine because they're hunting meat in the supermarket. The opposition to wokism is barely better than wokism itself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're literally posting a bunch of troony dinosaur shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't, I hate woke propaganda too.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people on this board whining about dinosaurs being feminized with feathers
                This is the most hilarious boomer shit ever. Imagine actually thinking feathered dinosaurs are some kind of conspiracy to "feminize" your precious prehistoric hyperfixation.

                That’s awful. Total troon death now.
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                No it’s infinitely better
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                Not able to fit in anywhere thus must live purely in fantasy

                >No it’s infinitely better
                Only a cringe /misc/tard would unironically believe this. Boomers whining about "feminization" of dinosaurs and unironically posting creationist bullshit is just as moronic as le trans colored dinos.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol if the “feminization of dinosaurs” is clearly being done because some assblasted troon with an eternal chip on their shoulder has a never ending need to ‘own chuddies’ and the alternative is people calling it out then yes it is better

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No shot this is an actual video somome made.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >take thing that is traditionally associated with manly masculinity
                >make it gay/trans specifically to piss off the weak-minded
                >it works every fricking time
                Like pottery

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/b3zQXk0.jpg

                >using it as a virility symbol
                That's some major brain damage right there.

                https://i.imgur.com/oBHkB0N.jpg

                https://i.imgur.com/LyABz9N.jpg

                Why do trannies like inserting themselves into hobbies they don't actually like and corrupting them?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a cult of aggression, they want to control culture as a whole

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                your hobby is a feminine nerd hobby so naturally some of the others will end up being gays or trannies, it's like gaming and computers

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/pJn6tfY.jpg

                https://i.imgur.com/oBHkB0N.jpg

                https://i.imgur.com/LyABz9N.jpg

                Reminds me of a sticker from tetzoocon someone posted that had a troon colored deinochyrus with the caption "embrace your weirdness" and it perfectly sums up why they and like-minded weirdos like it. They think that liking dinosaurs/paleontology is 'SO UNIQUE QUIRKY AND QUEEEEER UWU' and therefore it attracts all the autistic gender specials who think that the everything should revolve around them in some capacity. It fricking sucks that they've basically taken over every science, art, and tech space and have made all of them a disgusting cult cesspool.

                The dinosaur communities on the net really suck. OP has the right idea by just finding a handful of friends to enjoy them with, instead of trying to join an existing group.

                There's the Jurassic Park enjoyers who are actually pretty great and just love the series, but they're also not really interested in new discoveries or any creatures outside of the ones in the films. Which is fine, but if you're not looking at the JP versions of those dinos they fall off.

                There's the twitter crowd that is extremely easy to piss off, woke, and sadly involves a lot of actual paleontologists. Expect to see a lot of blm or trans stuff in those conversations that you'll have to go out of your way to avoid.

                There's the furry dinosaur people who basically just draw dogs with scales, and don't really have much to say outside of that. Just a lot of cartoon dinosaur dongs there.

                Oddly i feel like the deviant art paleontology circles were some of the most interesting. Very little furry art because deviant art doesn't do NSFW, and while theres a lot of kids drawing with crayons there, there's also a lot of quite good paleoart and people having cool discussions about them in the comments.

                I have heard whispers about dinosaur discord servers being decent but doing DM-style conversations just seems really exhausting and not something I'd want to deal with.

                the final place is to just play dinosaur games and watch dinosaur movies and any other dino media and just appreciate it with your group of like-minded friends. may end up being the most enjoyable in the end.

                is right, my friend group now has some interest in dinos since I've shared stuff with them and we've watched documentaries together, and I'm perfectly happy with that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it disgusts you so much then they've achieved their goal: to remove stupid, bigoted c**ts. Stay out.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                oooh so stupid and bigoted against feeding a disorder until it culminates in self harm

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just proving them right.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just proving them right.

                Oh, I didn't realize a prerequisite to liking paleontology was cranking one out while wearing a skirt

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This moron is by far one of the worst paleogay channels around

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s awful. Total troon death now.

                I would call it bullshit too if I hadn't read people on this board whining about dinosaurs being feminized with feathers or thinking they're masculine because they're hunting meat in the supermarket. The opposition to wokism is barely better than wokism itself.

                No it’s infinitely better

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                Why do trannies like inserting themselves into hobbies they don't actually like and corrupting them?

                Not able to fit in anywhere thus must live purely in fantasy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/oBHkB0N.jpg

        https://i.imgur.com/b3zQXk0.jpg

        >using it as a virility symbol
        That's some major brain damage right there.

        https://i.imgur.com/pJn6tfY.jpg

        absolutely fricking cursed, what a shit thread

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's a major propaganda outlet in the US located in the Florida panhandle. It's basically in total control of reddit and has influence in all social media.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show them Jurassic Park and tell them these animals really existed at one point.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Stop endlessly rehashing memes from 2019 you meme-brained moron. If you want to criticize other people's intelligence, don't make the dumbest post on the entirety of Wauf.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't. If they don't like dinosaurs by default, they cannot be saved.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    play yugioh

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely cursed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh woaw, a Troondon

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    tell me where reddit hurt you, chudley spergson?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eglin Air Force Base.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show them Brian Engh's artwork.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adults with a serious interest in dinosaurs don't have friends.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't? Let people have their own hobbies

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them that birds are dinosaurs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That will turn them off of dinosaurs, guaranteed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I already do this and it got me a cute dinosaur knowing autistic gf. I need to know how to spread the word of dinosaurs to as many people as possible.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          gender euphoric and hecking scienceful

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, just Japanese

            https://i.imgur.com/TaX3v5z.png

            What do you mean dinosaur pill?

            That would be a lie.

            Some lies are better than the truth of the matter. Just look at the red pill meme itself that OP references

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?feature=shared

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did this on my workplace, every single person there was dumbfounded and thought I was making shit up. Someone even searched it up and proved my point and the entire talk of the day was about how the frick birds are dinosaurs.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, there are people who don't know this? I thought everyone knew birds are dinosaurs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically got into both birds and dinosaurs by knowing this. Idk the idea of having the last living theropod dinosaurs as a pet parrot seems amazing. Watching them behave oddly as well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean dinosaur pill?

      That would be a lie.

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