How do I convince myself to like cats?

My girlfriend has six of these. She moved in and brought her pets. I frankly don't see the point of having animals, but her eyes shine every time she gets to talk about her "litter". Even when she is not interacting with cats, she has cat accessories and cat-themed clothes. Honestly I don't see the hype. Your house smells like cats, they just sleep all day and grow fat. Unless you have a mice issue, they are just a bunch of free loaders.

I don't want to tell her that I dislike them, but it's been getting hard to lie.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 cats is already pushing it. 6 cats is deep into CCL territory.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a lot of cats. How many tattoos does she have? I'm trying to diagnose her personality disorder.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle. And if you know your enemy but not yourself, then you will succumb in every victory.”

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the fricking cats, larpo

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >her "litter"
    Mental illness.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She thinks it is cute.

      how did you get in this situation you moron? do you have no communication skills?

      >I frankly don't see the point of having animals
      Normally I would make fun of you for being autistic but 6 cats is a lot of fricking cats lmao. I’ve never had more 3

      Six cats is a lot...

      Huskies don't usually eat cats.

      I can't dump my girlfriend because she has cats. I wish she could get rid of at least three of them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't dump my girlfriend because she has cats.
        Sure.
        >I wish she could get rid of at least three of them.
        Maybe she can give some to her family?

        (...at least she didn't moved in with six children...)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can dump your girlfriend for any reason dumbass. It’s not a divorce.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did you get in this situation you moron? do you have no communication skills?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're just moronic, sorry

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its another Things that Didn't Happen episode
    less threads
    more meds

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Meds" are actually bad for your health
      Change our mind

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I frankly don't see the point of having animals
    Normally I would make fun of you for being autistic but 6 cats is a lot of fricking cats lmao. I’ve never had more 3

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Six fricking caterinos???

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 cats is severe mental illness

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just dump her

    Get dogs or something, preferably huskies (they don't smell, don't bark, and eat cats - just 2x1hr walks a day and you're golden). cats dont even get rid of mice unless you have so many they are worse than the mice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Six cats is a lot...

      Huskies don't usually eat cats.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, might just be anecdotal, but I got a shelter cat that was a rehabilitated feral.
      It wasn't a good pet, but racked up hundreds of kills

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if a cat killed a mouse a day it would never do enough to get rid of the infestation. Only a true infestation of cats, making your home filthier than the biggest and ballsiest of rats could, would actually drive the mice out. Just like when you have terriers as a service, they only work for one day but make a horrible mess when they do.

        And your cat was likely killing things that would have never bothered you, just bush mice that are always there no matter what.

        Traps can kill dozens a day and sanitary living keeps them away for good.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't live in a shithole with a proper infestation and, say, just move into a house that picked up some squatters while it was empty, 1 or 2 cats will have it cleared out in just a couple of weeks. Obviously they can't make an impact on thousands of constantly breeding mice, but they'll prevent new rodents from moving in and establishing a population to begin with.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you have cats in your house its a shithole

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just dump her lmao
    ..unless you want to be a gross cat guy for the rest of your life
    Doesnt seem worth it

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