I have a fricking ridiculously big basement i do nothing with. I want to fill it up with water and keep like 4 or 5 seals in it. Im really obsessed with seals. They have always been my favorite animal. I have a collection of around 460 seal stuffed animals, toys, pins, statues and shirts. They aren't as wild and aggressive or antisocial as shit like bears or big cats and many people all over the world keep those. I know a few beaches and spots i can get some from. I have ties to someone who is in the fishing industry and a friend who is a exotic vet tech so that isn't a concern. I need to grab ones that arent so young theyll die from stress or without mommas tittys but ones that aren't so big and old you could never tame them. I dont really care if this is legal or not. Most states and countries don't care if you kill, torture, neglect, frick animals or force them to frick each other. Most laws against keeping wildlife and shit are moronic and petty. Cops kill more people than wild animals but they claim the laws are there to protect people???
Ywn be that guy who has fish living in his cistern.
Do not keep your deals in your fricking basement dude. How big are we even talking for you to think this is even feasible? Go swimming with some and get it out of your system or something.
Post your ~460 types of seal merch
Maintaining the welfare of 3 seals in your unused basement is going to be impossible. Even attempting this is a horrible choice that will ruin your life as well as any seals you rope into it. They are not objects for you to collect like your stuffed animals. You cannot say you really love seals if you don't realize that.
Pursue a career based around seals or something. You could have your life revolve around them without being a moron if you really wanted to.
Dont have the degree for it and wouldnt be paid enough either.
Not a zoo and ive never heard of a zoo into seals. Theyre not sexy at all. They are smelly ass fat sea sausages. Furries dont find them hot either. If you're referring to the vid, its not like i searched seal sex. Yt and the like is flooded with animal sex and rape vids as of 2024. They always pop up when you search for unrelated shit like cat fight or ghetto monkey. We dont enjoy perverted dogs grabbing genitalia through the clothing either. You're a moron.
Kys zoo degen
You male autists ruin everything with your sexual deviance
I have ordered the foam. I plan to apply it in 2 layers to reduce the noise. I need to research water filtration and draining for the basement more to maintain the water.
Do any severe problems or risk of death and severe injuries happen if a dog and seal bite each other or if a male dog has sex with a seal. Ive seen a video of a seal and a dog having sex. Does this risk genitalia damage? Would a seal attack a dog for starting sex? My dogs have sex with everything. The biggest thing they every fricked was a cow laying down. My friends dogs have fricked Dies any psychological damage occur from a dog and seal fricking? Some of the dogs of mine and my friends have grabbed peoples genitalia and one wears a shock collar because it has obedience problems, is a large breed and has tried to rape people. Do i need to worry about seals raping or only in the water? On land they are just sausages on the ground and couldnt rape a person. How likely is a seal to drown a person in the water or get very aggressive at feeding time if theres seals and dogs nearby?
Why don't you just go seal watching? You can watch seals in the wild.
have a nice day
I just thought of the fact that i need to figure out how to soundproof the basement or find something for them to quiet themselves with in case they decide to scream/bitch/yell and moan at night. Any suggestions? I am going to give them enrichment buts its not like how you can shut up a dog with a bone. I hope they can eventually get along with my dogs. Though that would be later on after they have settled in.
>Any suggestions?
Lay down sound dampening foam all over the walls and ceiling?
>in case they decide to scream/bitch/yell and moan at night.
Why would they be doing that?
he knows they'd be extremely unhappy with the abusive living conditions
Another question: could i get access to sufficient antiseptics at the store if i am bitten by a seal or would i require hospitalization?
You’ll need a prescription for specific antibiotics. Mycoplasmas are scary, here’s an article about seal finger if you wanna know more https://academic.oup.com/cid/article/62/4/491/2462638
What if a seal bites the dog?
Not looking to get doxxed since everyone wants to act like they've never broken a law or killed or mistreated an animal before and get triggered at me
Get into a large animal that's actually reasonable to keep indoors, like asian water monitors or something. They're basically just scaly seals. Or get into drumming.
Don't you think they will be unhappy locked in a basement?
Btw I love seals too. I wish I could pet one. I guess you could get a freshly weaned pup and feed him with fish. But he would be probably unhappy until you get him friends.
even if the basement is as big as a football field dont they need some.. sun and air. lmao.
>I have a fricking ridiculously big basement i do nothing with. I want to fill it up with water and keep like 4 or 5 seals in it. Im really obsessed with seals
I've seen this somewhere before...
You're a fricking dumbass
I also hope you have a ridiculously big budget because turning your basement into a habitat for them is not going to be cheap at all.
>Cops kill more people than wild animals
Cops exist to police people, not animals. It makes perfect sense.
Cops kill more people than wild animals killing people but ur statement is also true.
I know i have already built large fishtanks and shit
Because living in a polluted, nasty, unsafe hellhole that are the modern oceans and beaches is so much better right
1st time i ask about this here
I have a yard with a lake. I can bring them outside or in the house. They wont be confined to the basement all the time. Just when im not home.
Not sure why anyone would want those reptilians