How can we ban cats?

They do nothing but carry and spread toxoplasmosis (literal brain parasite that has infected HALF of the world's population), fling feces litter everywhere, bring diseased rodents (which isn't even needed since in the current era pests/rodents/etc. are kept out anyways due to modern housing) to your front door (which they bite and lick, using the same mouth they use to bite or lick you later), and to top it all off, they won't even protect you or be loyal to you.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >has infected HALF of the world's population
    It's over.
    Join us.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Toxoplasmosis is only a brain parasite for a very low % of people
    Our immune system is capable of preventing toxoplasmosis from spreading to the brain

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eh I dunno if I really like dogs. There are dogs I love of course, but they're high energy, shedding, shitting mutts that take up space. If you ever meet a girl with more than 2 dogs, huge red flag.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Require the ownership of luxury animals (read non-farm animals) to have a license. Farm animals will require something like a business license. Farm animals must be commercial products.

    Is that the kind of answer you want OP?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How about we ban fricking chihuahuas and pit bulls? cats reign supreme my friend.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >banning chadhuahuas
      for what purpose

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They’re fricking awful and deserve nothing less than to be rounded up and forced into GLADATIORAL COMBAT with each other until there are none left on the planet. It is necessarily. Society just needs a push in the right direction on this one.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          my friend's 'huahua loves me and it pleases me that you will never have him for your sick games

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Do you even know what a Wawa is?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Troll post
    Enjoy your vacation OP

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >My pest that I keep around for no reason is better than your pest that you keep around for no reason!!
    Why are petgays like this? Dogzoos especially so.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, a dog wants to please, dogs are fun, they want to be your pal, play around, generally very eager and positive (the most intelligent may sulk or even threaten the owner a little occasionally if the owner is super out of line, a learning experience for all). Dogs work for their food and shelter and belly rubs.

    Cats are just kind of "there". You buy them food, you prepare their food, you empty their litter, you pet them, you put them on the couch with you and for what? To hear them purrr? To get a "that's a good human, you have pleased me"?

    I know this is a troll thread, but I also genuinely don't see the point of pet cats. Am open to being proved wrong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a dog wants to please
      A dog wants you to please them or leave them alone.

      Some of the more popular ones are just infantile halfwits so that is accomplished with any positive interaction

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >A dog wants you to please them or leave them alone.
        Depends on the dog.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a cat is a plant that purrs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        do your plants also produce shit and piss?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no but they consume it

          My dog, unlike a cat, kills vermin. He’s a goos husky so he got a raccoon and 3 rats yesterday. And i haven’t seen a cat killing a songbird in years. He doesn’t even have to kill them. They know to leave my yard alone and never touch any of the birds in it.

          [...]
          Ive had cats and it’s the dog mess with none of the dog except the part where they try and put some body part on your laptop keyboard.

          Cat people are always very toxic because they know this.

          what birds you got anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Dogs work
      Can you stop bullshitting? Almost nobody keeps dogs for "work" Unless you're a sheep herder, or hunter, your dog doesn't do shit. Most dogs are "just there" to be fed, petted, and treated like a glorified toy, like any cat, except with far more demands on your time and energy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My dog, unlike a cat, kills vermin. He’s a goos husky so he got a raccoon and 3 rats yesterday. And i haven’t seen a cat killing a songbird in years. He doesn’t even have to kill them. They know to leave my yard alone and never touch any of the birds in it.

        Eh I dunno if I really like dogs. There are dogs I love of course, but they're high energy, shedding, shitting mutts that take up space. If you ever meet a girl with more than 2 dogs, huge red flag.

        Ive had cats and it’s the dog mess with none of the dog except the part where they try and put some body part on your laptop keyboard.

        Cat people are always very toxic because they know this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Both animals require training. Most people only know to train one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        only if you stop bullshiting that cats kill rats/mice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but I also genuinely don't see the point of pet cats. Am open to being proved wrong.
      I didnt either until a gf dropped one on my lap and told me I was looking after it for her, since she couldn't have it at home since her brother was deathly allergic to them.
      Dumped the gf a few months later, kept the cat, had one ever since. They bond very well in my experience as long as you give them just a bit more attention than what normies tend to do and play with them.
      It's not *much* interaction, but it is more than what autists can generally conceive. The one I have right now, I can walk outside (no leash) at night and she'll stay by my side. Every single night for the last 12 years she's come and spoons me when I go to sleep. She's never away from me for more than 2-3 hours.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You walk her outside without a leash? Like out on the street or through a park? I never thought of going outside WITH my cat. I am used to having an indoor-out-door cat and being lazy about it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hate going into someone's house and seeing that eyesore cat furniture almost as much as i hate the stench

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meow?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my cats let me rub their fluffy tummies and snuggle them uwu

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is that cathomosexuals are irrational
    If cats are a problem the simplest solution is to quietly kill them

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >toxoplasmosis
    that's what vaccines and keeping them exclusively indoors are for,numbnuts

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    t.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bark bark
    Why are buttsniffers like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MOPYta4.png

      t.

      Reddit tourists gtfo to your dog hating containment site.

      This is a birdgay thread.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cope dogBlack person, Wauf is a cat website, always has been.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Legalize native pets
    I will take a skunk over a cat

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we need to send them all back to africa where they belong

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