how can New York deal with it's rat problem

how can New York deal with it's rat problem

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snakes or hawks

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deport them to israel

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a nuke
    cities that big shouldnt exist

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get willarded retard

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I have an idea: more rats

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Train psychopathic cannibal rats then release them on ever block.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like that this is utterly insane but also not far fetched at all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one sane solution : release one ferret for every ten rats in the city

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have mice in my house. It's 400 years old so there's no realistic way to seal every entrance. All food is locked away in cupboards, I put traps down, I've sprayed peppermint oil over every route in and out of the kitchen, I've got a electronic device that emits a loud high pitch noise, I've got 2 dogs, I spread thorny branches all around the perimeter of the house. There's no nests inside, I never see any mice and never find any faeces. Last time I even caught a mouse was months ago. And STILL they come in and chew up paper, plastic bags and the plaster off the walls. Last night the bastards started chewing through an electrical cable. Is there any other option other than to call the exterminators and holocaust the cunts. I'd really rather they fuck off back to the fields but I'm running out of patience.
    Any advice lads?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fell for the high pitch noise scam

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I sure did, all it's achieved is annoying the fuck out of me and seems to have set the chewing into overdrive.

        Get a ratting weasel and or overheat the house like they do with bed bug infestations.

        there's a guy in the village who keeps ferrets, maybe I'll ask him to borrow one. I'd just be scared of losing it in the walls. The heat thing doesn't sound right though, I thought the heat is what was attracting them inside the house. Fuckit it I'll give it a shot too. Thanks anons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Temperatures above 104 can be fatal and to kill bed bugs it takes 113 degrees for 90 minutes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get a ratting weasel and or overheat the house like they do with bed bug infestations.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no realistic way to seal every entrance
      So seal off as many as you can; researching tips for making your home more energy efficient will help with ideas. One easy spot that might be overlooked is the holes where plumbing pipes go through your walls. Loose baseboards along the walls are another.
      >away in cupboards
      Put anything edible in airtight sealed containers or inside your fridge/freezer. Stuff like flour isn’t bothered by being frozen.
      >I spread thorny branches all around the perimeter of the house
      Get rid of this, it is just an attractive shelter for mice. Imagine you are clearing out a firebreak and clean out or mow short anything on the ground within about a meter of the house. Anything that provides cover for sneaky critters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's been said before that the foundation of your house should only be surrounded by rocks, preferably over a weed barrier, small enough not to create hiding spaces but too big to burrow into. It helps water drainage and prevents pests from living right against your walls (and eventually crawling up through siding and chewing through them). The space around your house should be mowed grass or absolutely fucking nothing, as long as it's short.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feral cat colonies 🙂

    just spay/neuter a bunch of them and let them do what they do best (kill everything)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We should give up and let the rats take over

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Allow the nazi's to do their thing.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More seagulls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's litterally on the sea coast. I don't think you can get any more seagulls.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    close the banks

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill litterers

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Build a two story wooden house on the city outskirts and put a huge painted sign in front of it that says "FREE CHEESE" and then once all of the rats are inside the house blow it up with TNT

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An actual Holocaust.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pupm toxic gas into the sewer system

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can Paris deal with its rat problem?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop shitting and pissing all over the subways and streets would be a starting point.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >problem
    the rats shall inherit the earth

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about a new type of rat?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a problem, it's an opportunity.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do they eat?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they make usery illegal, they'll leave of their own volition.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Problem?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give them to me

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just let them have it

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bankrupt NYC's finance industry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying NYC won't be bankrupt in a year or two

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd start working on its human infestation first. The rats will leave if the humans are removed.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dirty bomb in minecraft

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deal with its food storage, garbage, and sewage problems. You can’t support a large rat population without anything they can eat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd start working on its human infestation first. The rats will leave if the humans are removed.

      These posters get it.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sewer gators.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gas them in the oven

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theres probably millions of rats there, you cant possibly catch and gas enough before the ones left breed the numbers back up. The math just doesnt allow it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hire a bunch of professional mustelids

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's their city now.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With help from the rat whisperer

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    banker classicide will get a lot of them

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more cats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The rats are too large, the cats don't mess with them. look it up on yt

      [...]

      God forbid it mutates

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        breed bigger cats

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maine coon X serval

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maine coon X serval

          I wonder how big domestic cats can become without crippling them like it does with humans with gigantism.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A Maine coon X serval would be the biggest breed automatically. And because you hybridized it with wild stock it's going to take a while to create any bad genetic defects. Unless the breeder is a inbreeding idiot that is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The larger the predator, the larger its prey, but also, the fewer risks it takes. It will require more energy to live and sustain injuries more easily over its larger surface area, and overheat more easily with exertion. And... the smarter it is, all other things being equal.

            If you made cats bigger expecting them to finally hunt rats and do more about mice than just scare them temporarily, they would use their size and slight intelligence boost to conserve energy going for much easier prey that required some more intelligence to successfully hunt, such as smaller domestic cats, small dogs, and pigeons, and rats would just be an incidental dietary choice rather than their preference. By the time you made cats about dog sized, their meals of choice would be small human children and non-aggressive pet dogs because they are docile, trusting, don't fight back until it's too late, and can't really do any damage.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A serval x Maine coon probably wouldn't hunt other cats. And the only dogs they'd be able to after in NYC would be strays.

              If a good breeder would to keep this variant of savannah cat docile it shouldn't be a problem.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Leopards eat cheetahs, smaller lions, and other leopards

                I wouldn't be so certain. A better hunter is a better hunter.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want to test this hypothesis with servalxMainecoons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how can New York deal with it's cat problem

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More coyotes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how can New York deal with it's coyote problem?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            theres a shit load of guns in new york, just shoot them instead of each other

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >How can New York deal with its New Yorker problem?
              No point wasting the bullets on rats

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More cougars

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >how can New York deal with it's cougar problem?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                flood the streets, replace the cars with gondolas, unleash gigantic crocodilians to balance out society

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Take all the men under 30 out of the city.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >how can New York deal with it's cocodrilian problem?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Red Dead Redemption has gotten me spooked of these.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            living in rural areas has me spooked of 'em. haven't had coyotes in a while but this winter a pack moved into the forest behind my place. they scream and laugh all night and i'm pretty sure they got the neighborhood cat who used to come visit me.
            brave little fuckers they'll just come into town to prowl.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do they actually attack humans and horses? They seem way too small to do so.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >humans
                Typically only very small children or Canadian pop singers
                >Horses
                Never heard of it happening, but know a horse that got injured and had to be euthanized because it spooked when the coyotes were calling around breeding season and got tangled in a fence.

                They kill stupid/trusting dogs reasonably often and cats whenever they can catch them away from the house. I know a retired farmer who had Coyotes raiding the old barns for cats, feet from his house.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                horses are pretty fucking dangerous, it would take like 8 coyotes to take down a full grown horse, and few of them would die too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean they've become less of a problem when I've turned aim-assist on. But its hard to tell in the heat of the moment if they are coyotes or wolves, and then you got those fucking mountain lions that will one-shot you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I used to get coyotes in my yard all the time, they really just kept to themselves and yelled at night
              sometimes I'd hear a rabbit screaming and there'd be lost cat signs, but that's it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets too cold over the winter for them to survive, that only works in Mediterranean cities like Istanbul

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cats cant catch rats
      they're too big and vicious
      cats are good for mice and bugs
      for rats you need to bring in the professionals
      terriers were originally bred as rat catchers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True, but you can't have stray dogs in the city streets the same way you can cats. Even a small dog like a terrier is liable to bite some kid, cats are a little more skittish

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A small terrier will do about as much damage as an angry feral cat, although cat scratches and bites are more likely to result in hospitalization, while dog bites are 80% nothing, 18% bandaids, 2% pitbulls

          Third worlders have packs of tiny dogs running around without issue. Natural selection means the human aggressive ones get punted ASAP - which is why cats are less bold with humans while still being able to hunt.

          Some good qualities of the dog have been lost due to indoor doggayry. There are dogs that can still be trusted and there always will be, but we can't reach 100% without letting them all loose and punting the bad ones. The only reason we don't is because their natural food supply is stuff we tend to keep as livestock or stock as game animals for fags too lazy to farm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cats are useless to catch animals on command, they get distracted and start playing around, nyc needs a battalion of terrier dogs

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