How are these things anything other than completely normal dog behavior?

How are these things anything other than completely normal dog behavior?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like in humans, normal behavior becomes a disorder when it gets to the extreme point of disrupting a nicely integrative life.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the western version of disorder, where if a dysfunctional system is created by someone with access to more man and firepower than you, and you don't like it, you are the one that is wrong.

      Americucks are getting to the point of diagnosing questioning or disobeying authority as a "disorder".

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        All disorders are in relation to the system meant to be integrated with.
        You are welcome to say this or that system is preferred, but ALL systems will come with disorders.
        Your own criticism is calling those that adhere to a "western system" valuation as disordered.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. autismus maximus

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong. Manmade systems can not be considered the basis for objective health. If i am no longer ill if i kill you and never get caught or no one cares, i was never ill. You were a psychopathic slave driver treating me like assembly line equipment
          >A SLAVE THAT IS NOT HAPPY TO BE A SLAVE IS DISORDERED
          >I AM NOT THE ONE WHO IS WRONG
          As humans it is our duty to uncover the natural order, what is, not what we think should be, to find out who is actually wrong there.

          It’s probably the slave owner and rebellion is a normal and healthy dominance struggle that will improve the group in the long run. This is not edgy if you know your history…
          Anyone who rebelled against the USSR was diagnosed with a form of schizophrenia under your principles.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are all caused by breeding focused on particular traits while disregarding all the other aspects of the dogs mind, I'm sure wolves or feral dogs don't have those conditions

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon there will be people claiming they own "trans" pets. Save this post.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's already the case, in a cat thread recently some guy posted a reddit screenshot of a troony who got a "bottom surgery" on his male cat and complained that the cat was licking the wound constantly when "dilating".

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Americans already castrate their dogs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im pretty sure that’s a mock reddit. The fact that you ate it up speaks volumes of your intelligence

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Americ*ns already castrate their own children, if anything doing the same shit to their pets is slightly less batshit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I once knew a cow that I swear thought it was one of the dogs. When you told a dog to sit and it was nearby the calf would sit down too.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s just monkey see monkey do. Even if SOIentists will say it’s never been proven or has been disproven i have seen dogs, cats, and horses learn a behavior by watching a man interact with a dog including a horse that not only learned shake, but expected the treat, and a dog that taught another dog to lay down.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these so much because it makes a big deal out of some behaviours that are normal and you don't need to think twice about, but makes the severity of other issues seem so much milder than they are. Like, some of these things could be legitimate veterinary concerns that you should definitely be taking your dog to the vet for, not brushing off because "Oh it's fine my dog's just autistic" or whatever.

    >Tail chasing
    Problem behavior like shadow chasing, indicative of a learned behavioural problem. A behavioural specialist and possibly medication may be indicated.

    >Walking in circles
    Like circling a couple of times before lying down? That's normal. Persistent circling? Indicative of a neurological condition, a vet visit is in order ASAP.

    >Distress at breaking routines
    Dogs tend to be routine-oriented? Also, I don't know about you, but I'd be pretty distressed if breakfast was four hours late or someone didn't let me into the bathroom for an extra six hours or something.

    >Challenges adapting to new situations
    All dogs. Dogs don't generalize things, so they have to be re-taught how to behave in different situations.

    >Unusual sensory responses
    Light? Weird, could be a problem with the dog's eyes or brain, a vet visit is in order. Petting? Some dogs don't like being petted, although it could be an indication the dog is in pain.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you vill administer ze dog pills
      frick off, Klaus
      go schwab yourself off a cliff

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate these so much because it makes a big deal out of some behaviours that are normal and you don't need to think twice about
      Depression and anxiety "diagnoses" in a nutshell.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it the new "vegan cat" thing?
    Why are americans so bent on pretending their pets have the same mental illnesses that they do?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bottom one is the most weird OP.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you owned a "smart" (very obedient breed) like a collie or a german shepherd?

    They aren't really smart. They just have some autism-OCD like disorder. In terms of real intelligence they are just like all other large dogs and significantly stupider than wolves. Domestication only removes and degrades traits. See: Bulldogs reverting to primitive synapsids.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I owned a lurcher

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Greyhound: Autistic to the point of nonfunctional, basically the hand flapper that midwits are glad they aren't
        Terrier or collie to mix with it: High functioning autists

        Checks out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't greyhounds typically seen as easy to keep low maintenance dogs as long as they get to run regularly?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If wolves are so smart why are they basically extinct while the coyote cannot be eradicated?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because I wouldn't frick a coyote, those things are uggo.

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