How are these lanky bloodborne-lookin fucks supposed to kill wolves?

How are these lanky bloodborne-lookin fricks supposed to kill wolves?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They chase the wolves into a net for the hunter to dispatch.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You thinkg that's dumb? This little fat frick is supposed to kill badgers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most hunting breeds were never bred to actually kill animals 1v1 usually their task involved chasing, "flushing", retrieving, etc.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine you see a man while hiking. He looks normal at first, but he’s much taller, leaner and paler than you. Then you see another. And another. You run. They run. Their stretched limbs and slender body sprinting effortlessly, ever so slightly faster, more endurable. You’re getting tired. So tired. You have to keep running. They won’t give up. You can’t run anymore. You try to fight but a thousand strikes come from a thousand directions. And you’re tired. So tired. You can’t breathe.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How are these lanky bloodborne-lookin fricks supposed to kill wolves?
    They don't kill wolves 1v1 in a dog fight type battle. Wolves have self preservation instincts, so they would rather flee than fight a pack of borzois. Borzois were bred to chase down wolves. So, even if a wolf is stronger than a borzoi, the scared wolf ends up tired and mauled.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bloodborne
    I actually can fricking see it

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks unless the dog doesn't have an unnecessary amount of muscular mass it is weak
    LMAO, let me guess, you are the kind of /f*t/ moron who trains for aesthetics instead of for useful muscles?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are these frickers so skeletal?
    They're built like coat hanger

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be faster than wolves

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's it like to own a Borzoi?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask a hare

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda like a wolf puppy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jMd8Mtr.jpg

      hmm

      "You know nothing of the bottomless malice within the human heart"

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hunting dogs of big game don't actually hunt, they chase down prey until they have it cornered or pinned down so the hunters can catch up and kill it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Irish wolf hounds could actually kill, at least the older ones. Nowadays they’re a docile breed.

      This doesn’t count but there are livestock guardian mastiffs that will fight and kill wolves, sometimes even bears (though those stories I’ve heard of that happening involved a dead mastiff and bear succumbing to a good bite)

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously they turn into the anti-wolf form duh

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being a human and encountering a weird lanky stretched out and pale version of your species that was bred by aliens to kill you

    s'fricked up man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine being a human
      Waaait a minute...
      But yeah, freaky to think that Borzois are practically the wolf equivalent of skinwalkers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Hello there do you want to grab a coffee sometime I'm single by the way"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wolves hunt and kill other canids. It’s nothing crazy.

        Coyotes would probably see wolves like orcs or forest nazis.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but they're familiar and exposed to them in some capacity. A Borzoi would be like an alien encounter.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The nice thing is bigger canids often become more trouble than they’re worth to wolves. And wolves have memory of which areas have which massive groups of dogs. If they can help it they often won’t even predate twice at herds with proper mixes of livestock guardian dogs. Saw one study where the only couple herds that were attacked accidentally split their mastiffs wrong

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is my favourite comic strip of all time.
        There's something about it, I can't really point out what it is.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the split middle panel that really makes it work.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that and the last sentence at the bottom.
            Instead of saying "to see", which would be the obvious way to end the sentence, the author chose "to know". Just the knowledge of their existence is in itself terrible.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that what picrel is about?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Slenderman was just the human version of a borzoi all along
        Damn

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of some takes on japanese demons as twisted humans or some takes on vampires

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i saw stephen merchant once

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heh. Reminds me of the first time I saw a white person.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the d*tch scare me too, why?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wolves are kind of shit

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the long face?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They eat all the pringles in the forest, destroying the ecosystem wolves rely upon to survive the cold season.
    t. phd in bullshit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They eat all the pringles in the forest
      Frick you, the mental image of that dog loudly crunching on pringles made me laugh.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's no laughing matter, mate.
        Normal animals of the forest are unable to reach the bottom of the pringles can.
        This lets the crisps at the bottom (known as "roots") to regrow the entire thing.
        These monsters, however, don't leave anything behind. They are like a wildfire for pringles, all-consuming, complete annihilation.
        Look it up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      +1 internet

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn borbois are sexy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick man

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not in a sexual way, get your mind out of the gutter

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you say something is sexy, you mean it in a sexual way. Sex is literally in the word. Borzois are attractive, sleek, beautiful, or exotic.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I could say a car is sexy I'm not trying to frick a car

            >"sexy"
            >"UHHH WTF NO I DON'T MEAN IN A SEXY WAY WHAT ARE YOU A PEDOPHILE"

            Are you?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              but we're not talking about an inanimate object right now are we?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep moving that goalpost

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon you used the wrong adjective and outed yourself as a dogfricker. just own up to it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have too much time on your hands.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you have too much canine poon on yours.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I could say a car is sexy I'm not trying to frick a car
              I actually what a documented on people who do this. They introduced two car-frickers because they would undoubtedly have so much in common... Then during a break one of them went in to the parking lot and fricked the other guys car, a fight broke out and they had to be separated for the remainder of the documentary. Was hilarious as hell.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NTcaR

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They introduced two car-frickers because they would undoubtedly have so much in common... Then during a break one of them went in to the parking lot and fricked the other guys car, a fight broke out and they had to be separated for the remainder of the documentary.
                I remember that. When it first aired people wrote in complaining because it portrayed people of their persuasion in a negative light.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm not trying to frick a car
              Fricking normies, this place is ruined.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >exotic
            *erotic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"sexy"
          >"UHHH WTF NO I DON'T MEAN IN A SEXY WAY WHAT ARE YOU A PEDOPHILE"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. YMS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are dog owners like this?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a cat owner mlady.

        Dog owners are zoophiles is as true as dinosaurs didn’t have feathers, aka a total lie.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thread about dogs
          >"b-b-but cats!"
          obsessed

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nonsense post

            Take your estrogen sis

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go take your four legged boyfriend for a walk. Be sure to scape his shit off the pavement while you're at it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy reddit. Take your meds and go back home.

                [...]

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >furgay telling others to take meds

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >schizophrenic woman sees thing that is not there
                At least you didn’t start raving about trannies

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like you did here?

                Nonsense post

                Take your estrogen sis

                based schizo furgay

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Baited. You know women take estrogen to calm their menopause fits right?

                You are my puppet. Give up now and crawl back into your r/basement.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Be sure to scape his shit off the pavement while you're at it.
                You mean he should be a responsible pet owner who cleans up after theirs and not a lazy frickwit who lacks basic human decency in cleaning up after theirs...

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's "responsible," but it's still scraping warm dogshit off the sidewalk and carrying it around in a plastic bag at the end of the day.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being a better person isn't always glamorous, and it isn't always fun, especially when it's comes to pets.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s why I just pour some sand on it. Good enough for cat owners good enough for me.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    superior speed

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spacing

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they hunt wolves down in a pack until the wolf runs out of steam, then neckgrab them until the hunter shows up.
    not rocket science

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