How are these lanky bloodborne-lookin fricks supposed to kill wolves?
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How are these lanky bloodborne-lookin fucks supposed to kill wolves?
They chase the wolves into a net for the hunter to dispatch.
You thinkg that's dumb? This little fat frick is supposed to kill badgers
Most hunting breeds were never bred to actually kill animals 1v1 usually their task involved chasing, "flushing", retrieving, etc.
Imagine you see a man while hiking. He looks normal at first, but he’s much taller, leaner and paler than you. Then you see another. And another. You run. They run. Their stretched limbs and slender body sprinting effortlessly, ever so slightly faster, more endurable. You’re getting tired. So tired. You have to keep running. They won’t give up. You can’t run anymore. You try to fight but a thousand strikes come from a thousand directions. And you’re tired. So tired. You can’t breathe.
>How are these lanky bloodborne-lookin fricks supposed to kill wolves?
They don't kill wolves 1v1 in a dog fight type battle. Wolves have self preservation instincts, so they would rather flee than fight a pack of borzois. Borzois were bred to chase down wolves. So, even if a wolf is stronger than a borzoi, the scared wolf ends up tired and mauled.
>bloodborne
I actually can fricking see it
>he thinks unless the dog doesn't have an unnecessary amount of muscular mass it is weak
LMAO, let me guess, you are the kind of /f*t/ moron who trains for aesthetics instead of for useful muscles?
Why are these frickers so skeletal?
They're built like coat hanger
To be faster than wolves
What's it like to own a Borzoi?
ask a hare
Kinda like a wolf puppy?
hmm
"You know nothing of the bottomless malice within the human heart"
Hunting dogs of big game don't actually hunt, they chase down prey until they have it cornered or pinned down so the hunters can catch up and kill it
I thought Irish wolf hounds could actually kill, at least the older ones. Nowadays they’re a docile breed.
This doesn’t count but there are livestock guardian mastiffs that will fight and kill wolves, sometimes even bears (though those stories I’ve heard of that happening involved a dead mastiff and bear succumbing to a good bite)
Obviously they turn into the anti-wolf form duh
imagine being a human and encountering a weird lanky stretched out and pale version of your species that was bred by aliens to kill you
s'fricked up man
>imagine being a human
Waaait a minute...
But yeah, freaky to think that Borzois are practically the wolf equivalent of skinwalkers
>"Hello there do you want to grab a coffee sometime I'm single by the way"
Wolves hunt and kill other canids. It’s nothing crazy.
Coyotes would probably see wolves like orcs or forest nazis.
Yeah, but they're familiar and exposed to them in some capacity. A Borzoi would be like an alien encounter.
The nice thing is bigger canids often become more trouble than they’re worth to wolves. And wolves have memory of which areas have which massive groups of dogs. If they can help it they often won’t even predate twice at herds with proper mixes of livestock guardian dogs. Saw one study where the only couple herds that were attacked accidentally split their mastiffs wrong
This is my favourite comic strip of all time.
There's something about it, I can't really point out what it is.
It's the split middle panel that really makes it work.
Yeah, that and the last sentence at the bottom.
Instead of saying "to see", which would be the obvious way to end the sentence, the author chose "to know". Just the knowledge of their existence is in itself terrible.
Isn't that what picrel is about?
>Slenderman was just the human version of a borzoi all along
Damn
reminds me of some takes on japanese demons as twisted humans or some takes on vampires
Nice
i saw stephen merchant once
Heh. Reminds me of the first time I saw a white person.
yeah the d*tch scare me too, why?
Wolves are kind of shit
why the long face?
They eat all the pringles in the forest, destroying the ecosystem wolves rely upon to survive the cold season.
t. phd in bullshit
>They eat all the pringles in the forest
Frick you, the mental image of that dog loudly crunching on pringles made me laugh.
It's no laughing matter, mate.
Normal animals of the forest are unable to reach the bottom of the pringles can.
This lets the crisps at the bottom (known as "roots") to regrow the entire thing.
These monsters, however, don't leave anything behind. They are like a wildfire for pringles, all-consuming, complete annihilation.
Look it up.
+1 internet
God damn borbois are sexy
what the frick man
Not in a sexual way, get your mind out of the gutter
If you say something is sexy, you mean it in a sexual way. Sex is literally in the word. Borzois are attractive, sleek, beautiful, or exotic.
I could say a car is sexy I'm not trying to frick a car
Are you?
but we're not talking about an inanimate object right now are we?
Keep moving that goalpost
anon you used the wrong adjective and outed yourself as a dogfricker. just own up to it
You have too much time on your hands.
And you have too much canine poon on yours.
>I could say a car is sexy I'm not trying to frick a car
I actually what a documented on people who do this. They introduced two car-frickers because they would undoubtedly have so much in common... Then during a break one of them went in to the parking lot and fricked the other guys car, a fight broke out and they had to be separated for the remainder of the documentary. Was hilarious as hell.
>NTcaR
>They introduced two car-frickers because they would undoubtedly have so much in common... Then during a break one of them went in to the parking lot and fricked the other guys car, a fight broke out and they had to be separated for the remainder of the documentary.
I remember that. When it first aired people wrote in complaining because it portrayed people of their persuasion in a negative light.
>I'm not trying to frick a car
Fricking normies, this place is ruined.
>exotic
*erotic
>"sexy"
>"UHHH WTF NO I DON'T MEAN IN A SEXY WAY WHAT ARE YOU A PEDOPHILE"
>t. YMS
Why are dog owners like this?
That’s a cat owner mlady.
Dog owners are zoophiles is as true as dinosaurs didn’t have feathers, aka a total lie.
>thread about dogs
>"b-b-but cats!"
obsessed
Nonsense post
Take your estrogen sis
Go take your four legged boyfriend for a walk. Be sure to scape his shit off the pavement while you're at it.
Holy reddit. Take your meds and go back home.
>furgay telling others to take meds
>schizophrenic woman sees thing that is not there
At least you didn’t start raving about trannies
Like you did here?
based schizo furgay
Baited. You know women take estrogen to calm their menopause fits right?
You are my puppet. Give up now and crawl back into your r/basement.
>Be sure to scape his shit off the pavement while you're at it.
You mean he should be a responsible pet owner who cleans up after theirs and not a lazy frickwit who lacks basic human decency in cleaning up after theirs...
Yeah it's "responsible," but it's still scraping warm dogshit off the sidewalk and carrying it around in a plastic bag at the end of the day.
Being a better person isn't always glamorous, and it isn't always fun, especially when it's comes to pets.
That’s why I just pour some sand on it. Good enough for cat owners good enough for me.
superior speed
Spacing
they hunt wolves down in a pack until the wolf runs out of steam, then neckgrab them until the hunter shows up.
not rocket science