>house centipede. >Lives entirely inside your house

>house centipede
>Lives entirely inside your house
What the frick did these c**ts do before houses were invented?

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  1. 10 months ago
    cowboi69

    Live in caves with cavemen.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    houses are a centipede scam to make us create their living habitat

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >house spider
    Apparently this thing dies if I put it outside?
    How the frick did it cope before people built houses or did it just evolve alongside humans and it’s now dependent on us? Also if you completely purged a house of all house spiders would you eventually get more get into the house from outside or what?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Apparently this thing dies if I put it outside?
      Someone lied to you lol. It'll be fine outside. And if it won't then that's just nature.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      outside is (luckily) the only place i see these guys usually

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the species you posted is from North Africa
      a lot of these "house" inverts are tropical species which were spread through shipping and trade, they would not survive the winter if not for people heating their homes

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    which pin is tx and rx?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so hated? They have interesting colors and a few of them will solve wienerroaches and bedbugs from eating their eggs and babies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind then and generally leave them alone /as long as they stay away from my bed or my son's bed/. I even plead with them if I see one in my bedroom.
      >c'mon, bro. I don't wanna squish you but I'm gonna if you come any closer to my bed.
      >bro, step back. please. you will die if you don't listen
      >last warning
      >*squish

      Other centipedes can frick right off. As a kid I found one in my bedroom and it quickly scurried under the radiator. I didn't sleep in my bedroom for two years after that. I didn't even go in there anymore once I got all my shit out of it. Thank goodness for the guest room.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kill everything that's terrifying even if it's beneficial.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever been bitten by one? I was just a few days ago. It stings and gave me an arm spread rash. I can still notice one of the marks on my arm.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here the reaction I got.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And here's the bite on my wrist. I was just turning around in my bed when I felt the sting. The centipede was in my sheets, and then it climbed my wall fast as frick.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/taqEjzR.jpg

        And here's the bite on my wrist. I was just turning around in my bed when I felt the sting. The centipede was in my sheets, and then it climbed my wall fast as frick.

        I would shit my self if I woke up and seen this little creep on my bedsheet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/taqEjzR.jpg

        And here's the bite on my wrist. I was just turning around in my bed when I felt the sting. The centipede was in my sheets, and then it climbed my wall fast as frick.

        The image of those nightmare fuel creatures approaching my body is enough to give me headache

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh icky insect
      because theyre women

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick did these c**ts do before houses were invented
    There's a neanderthal version of this that lives in caves.

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    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at these primitive c**ts living in caves.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty neat. What do they eat in those caves though? Other buggers?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm from Italy but live in the US.
    Back home, I only ever saw them outside in the forest. In the US, I only ever see them inside everyfrickingwhere.
    I think they arrived in the New World as stowaways on ships and as weather is much more extreme here than in the Med, the learnt to seek shelter to survive.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Italy they also can be found inside houses.
      Before I installed window screens in my house I saw a them sometimes in summer, these years I haven't seen a single one (may be thanks to the screens but also because of more pollution, less green around etc)
      Last year I lived on the countryside for some months, the house was full of them and crickets. To this day I'm trying to overcome my phobia, I hate their appearance so much.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the decline of insect life seems very appearent where I live. Bats are also mostly gone, and even birds are less common.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was 16 years old the first time I saw one of them and I was startled but also upset that I had gone so many years thinking I knew of all the terrible things in the world and then another one appeared before me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funnily enough, they have so many legs that to me, they more resemble a caterpillar and aren't as unsettling as a roach.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They lived in forests, in Asia there’s still house centipedes the size of a kid’s forearm running around the jungle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The size of a kids forearm
      I couldn't find any pic of anyone that size.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they were probably thinking of pic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They get enormous

        https://i.imgur.com/6vppq8K.jpg

        they were probably thinking of pic

        No, that is a south american Scolopendrid I'm talking about asian Scutigeromorphs. Picrel is not not even a particularly large one

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/6vppq8K.jpg

          they were probably thinking of pic

          my ancestors 🙂

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want THAT thing in my house.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anyone
        Thin keratin covered limbs typed this post

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon

    they invented houses

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was only like what, 6 or so days until Adam made the first house? They probably just camped out until then.

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