>honey badger don't give a f-ACK!

>honey badger don't give a f-ACK!

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why's it specifically have to be the honey badger who doesn't give a frick anyway when this comes from the Wikipedia article on EUROPEAN ones?
    >Badgers can easily breach bee hives with their jaws, and are mostly indifferent to bee stings, even when set upon by swarms.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    most overrated fighter in the animal kingdom

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its funny how ahead of his time wolverine was
    they made a weasel based superhero in the 70s and his powers are being an angry midget with sharp claws that just wont quit
    you'd think thats a character spawned from 2010s memes

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that meme from like 2005?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Söytubers keep pushing it till today. There's an entire channel dedicated to it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      trying to salvage this waste of a thread, does anyone know where I can watch the original without the dumb don't give a frick dub?
      I watched it once and it was actually funny, as well as informative, but couldn't find it anymore.

      op has been mindbroken for this long.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The honey badger has got skin so loose that if you grabbed it by the neck, it could come away from its skin, turn round and bit you out of it's anus.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The honey badger's loose but tough hide and gutsy attitude generally serve it well against terrestrial predators. Lions have a tough time restraining them without risking some injury, so they're more inclinded to respect the badger's bluffing. Same for leopards, monitor lizards, etc.
    The crocodile is heavily armored enough to shrug off basically anything the badger could do to it and merely has to hold the it underwater for an "ah, got em, ggs."
    But losing to crocodiles, especially Nile crocodiles, isn't much to be ashamed of.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But losing to crocodiles, especially Nile crocodiles, isn't much to be ashamed of.
      There's a reason they have existed in their exact same niche for literally hundreds of millions of years.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sick AI answer, loser

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do mustelids have some genetic propensity for taking on fights against larger animals, unlike most animals who won't engage in a fight if they aren't sure they can win?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mustelids are dumb and generally have poor eyesight. Aggressiveness is an attempt to compensate for this by making yourself a big enough pain in the ass that other animals generally leave you alone.

        But getting left alone because you're a pain in the ass isn't the same thing as physical security,

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So they're like the 5'8 manlets of the animal world?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're like 5'1" poonmen/pooners

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honey badgers are quite smart for animals their size. They are capable of reasoning their way out of traps and even limited tool use. Look up Stoffel.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going to assume their short lifespan makes super aggression less of a risk

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being schizophrenic for the honey badger is a necessity for survival, sometimes it just isn't enough

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly hating honey badgers is more reddit and onions than loving honey badgers.
      Imagine hating an animal because of a meme.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you hate pitbulls

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But that's not a meme they suck

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