Homo floresiensis

You just know they were all brutally killed and/or raped by the first Polynesian settlers for looking like horrors against nature.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual
    HOMO
    ERECTUS
    ZUKATAH

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Ebu Gogo still may yet live on...

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will chose to believe now that all the monkey torture is dormant genetic memory from a war with these guys

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Polynesians were not the first settlers in Indonesia

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we were this close to having actual goblins
    Imagine what race politics would become oh nonononono KEK!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They went gone about the same time other homins did so, it was either a bunch of them or none at all, it seems. Morals were off back then, if you weren't human you weren't at all.

      Kinda like what's going to happen to Russoids soon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not heard of Pygmies?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine capturing one and using it as your own personal fleshlight. you'd be the envy of the whole tribe

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killed and/or raped by the first Polynesian settlers for looking like horrors against nature.
    What if homosexual floresiensis were batshit insane cannibal psychopaths? Do we know they were peaceful savages wiped out by invaders, and not insane lunatics killed in self defense by castaways?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literal goblins. I bet they made weird high-pitched and gurgling noises.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Early homos including Neanderthals did have a high pitch if simulations of their throats are correct, we can still try hit It I'm pretty sure, considering their teeth being prominent they might gargle but I have no source on that, just an opinion

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't know that about neanderthals. They weren't that short right? Florensisae are simply small so their vocal cords are physically shorter, logically making their voices squeakier.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were shorter than homosexual sapiens, and I think even THEY were a little shorter than we are now.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we could have had irl goblins

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goblins, hobbits and considering the other insular hominids that died out probably gnomes, dwarves and classic non tolkien elves too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Island extinctions are some of the saddest shit. I will never not be sad that we somehow managed to get arboreal crocodiles extinct too.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >arboreal crocs
        Wait. No way. These existed? You mean we had Tree Crocs at one point? This is so cool but also so sad now aaaAa

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't the drop bears early abos had to deal with. It was drop crocs.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          We have a whole line of land crocs that were entirely wiped out by abbos.
          What I find out rather hilarious is how the wiki unironically tries to justify their extinction as climate change related when this family tree was present for more than 30 million years, more than the ACTUAL land crocs (Sebecids) which actually went extinct from climate change.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You think the wiki editors got the land and arboreal croc species mixed up to get this?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No they have them right. They were a branch of the mekosuchinae that got itself stuck in those tiny Micronesian islands and had to get smaller and arboreal to hunt birds.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the gasoline hits you

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly for this thread, they were probably dead before any other human arrived there.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    litl monke fella

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally devolving
      kek he was doing what Trump voters were doing hundreds of Ks back

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know you're joking but they're actually a different evolutionary path as they've diverged and left africa before us sapians did, they're closer to erectus on some aspects than us, didn't devolve at all, evolved with different answers before insular syndrome stung in. It makes their smaller but just as advanced tools even more interesting, they kept the tool making erectus had and still honed It despite shrinking, so they made smaller advanced tools! Cute! 😀

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rat denial

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's funny is that there are human pygmys living in this same island. They're about 50cm taller on average than these guys, but much shorter than us. And they didn't went extinct.
    The homosexual sapiens was just better made to last.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't have access to high tech medicine and hygiene care
      >end up less evolved
      woah almost like 90% of pre industrial revolution human history

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Ebu Gogo still may yet live on...

      Maybe the ebu gogo legends are based on the sapien pygmies and not florensis?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd punt one of these guys across the room Warwick Davis-style straight into a wall.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were unevolved shitfricks, much like the Neanderthal, which also went extinct by the same time.
    Our species killed every other hominin.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or so people think

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you see anyone alive right now? Your 1% Neanderthal DNA doesn't mean they're alive. The only affirmation you can make is that, currently, it exists more Neanderthal DNA than at any point in history.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They diverged from a possibly somewhat intelligent ancestor and had proper tools they got insular syndrome'd into being small, I seriously wonder if they got something like certain birds that despite having a smaller brain case still have potential, but we can't judge that much at all now that they're gone 🙁

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >killed
      *fricked out of existence. Though homosexual erectus was even better at doing that when sapiens which is why modern africans exist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, we fricked the neanderthals and denisovans out of existence. Everyone today has a little percentage of neanderthal and/or denisovan DNA as proof.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably raped to death by horny teens

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aboos are pretty much a larger version of these dudes, but no one has the balls to open this can oof worms.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      or dare I say: „can oof petrol“?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what they had to deal with
    poor little dudes...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if we domesticated pygmy elephants instead of dogs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if we demoseticated homosexual florensis instead of Black folk

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual floresiensis*

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        In a better world Palaeoloxodon falconeri would have survived in Sicily and Malta, Mammuthus lamarmorai would have survived in Sardinia, the Indonesian Stegodons would have survived, and all three groups would have been domesticated.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Falconeri is so darn cute. I want a pet dwarf mammoth.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            These elephants were evolving back into rats.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Retvrn to hyrax

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I suspect rock hyraxes are about to surge in popularity comparable to capybara’s.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Invest now, people.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                How the hell did this thing evolve into an elephant?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very carefully

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need the full size version of the illustration to the far right. It amuses me greatly.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was a kid at first but It's man, damn

        It wasn't the drop bears early abos had to deal with. It was drop crocs.

        Ok that's somewhat middly terrifying, considering drop snakes are already a thing and they were hell to deal with in vietnam so early abos surely didn't have It easy, still sad for the croc though but that sounds cool still

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the kid survived this, that's a scar for life. I still remember when I was young like this and got clawed on my head by a black cat.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's not a kid it's a midget

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has a beard, anon...

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            So? He's muslim. That could've been a kid.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              more likely they were riding around IN large varanids.

              Rat denial

              Frick, you made me laugh

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kid

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine these little dudes riding into battle on komodo dragons

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        more likely they were riding around IN large varanids.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Omg anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the huge stork must have been terrifying for someone that size

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Standing blowjobs.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not make fren with lil monkey man?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they were really nasty little c**ts who couldnt be reasoned with

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, no shit. They had the intelligence of a chimp. But were far less dangerous so yeah, they ended up ded.
        Island creatures stand no chances.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But were far less dangerous so
          They probably raided the humans' food and tools.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They fricked around and found out.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, no shit. They had the intelligence of a chimp. But were far less dangerous so yeah, they ended up ded.
        Island creatures stand no chances.

        >But were far less dangerous so
        They probably raided the humans' food and tools.

        They fricked around and found out.

        They probably at least sometimes hunted komodo dragons and stegodons, so they probably could be little c**ts if they wanted to.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have. Life woul be more fun with really different humans. Imagine the porn.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based if they could have our intelligence and lifespan (if not more, real gnomes!), just fricking imagine the everything, even just for regular tasks, performances and all, the diversity of choice for employees would be very fricking fun as an employer to have. Frick robots and trained animals, I want funky people to do the job, alternatively the amount of stupid things that could be done, and how multi-homosexual societies would shape themselves to host multiple types of humans, that would be interesting to witness! Imagine having an ikea section of appliances for floresiensis so when you walk in It's like you're in wonderland, or alternatively taller, physically stronger peoples having massive commodities compared to what you'd need.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Frick robots and trained animals, I want funky people to do the job
          Well well well...

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Erm, ah... Haha. Not that funky now. No no, boring is fine too... Yes. Let us be wise and enjoy it all, but with moderation...

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            TQD

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        impossible unless you manage to completely block interhominid reproduction, everyone would mix up into a homogeneous species in a short time otherwise

        I will chose to believe now that all the monkey torture is dormant genetic memory from a war with these guys

        correct, SEA peoples are too dumb to be really self aware

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They literally have a few folk stories about fighting tiny people or forcing and then burning them to extinction in caves for stealing cattles and then a baby, not to mention all the micronesian island stories about natives rolling in, finding tiny humans and whiping them to claim the territory.

          Also nah, people gatekeep their community, a part will mix, some won't and it'll continue avoiding the genetic bottlenecking while ensuring genetic waves keep mixing, just like now basically, psychotically preventing mixing nets you inbreeding when options begin drying just as hard as the dna. Twas and Nilotics live near each other and don't become average sized nor do they permanently prevent each other for forming couples, traditions and preferences will generally keep most groups afloat by default even with active mixing or proximity, Denisovans and Neanderthals got screwed over by us actively, It's different, don't forget tribes of homosexual sapians waged war against one another and ate other humans of the same species. The time of peace we had for a while was a big victory. Humans are fun creatures.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's so mean, and white ppl dare to complain about white genocide after this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shieeeet they wuz killing us

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