>Hmm yes this gigantic furless bipedal creature that does not even superficially resemble me, acts in ways I don't understand 95% of the time ...

>Hmm yes this gigantic furless bipedal creature that does not even superficially resemble me, acts in ways I don't understand 95% of the time and I struggle to communicate with seems trustworthy, I should entrust my life to it and follow its every command!
why are dogs like this?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg16322015-100-im-thinking/

    here ya go theres lots of articles out there about it

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why are dogs like this?
    ur dog sounds like a dumb gay my dog and me have telepathic bond

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to acquire a telepathic bond with your meds

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt have telepathic bond with animals
        noobplebtroonyBlack personisraelite

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neoteny and it's consequences.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs are pure, simple creatures that teach us how to enjoy and live in the present. They should be respected and taken care of, as they do for us.

    Simple as.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live with god
    >he's basically your best friend
    >you hang out all the time
    >he somehow generates food and water out of thin fricking air
    >no worries whatsoever, heat in the winter, air conditioning in the summer, toys and treats and comfy beds for naps
    dogs are living the dream

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    horses have it worse

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because domestication literally makes animals moronic. It stays like a baby its whole life and depends on others to feed it. By acting like a baby, it becomes a surrogate baby to keep loveless humans from becoming destructive.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why do non-domesticated wolves still make such great pets for outdoorsy people? They are just jumpy, very energetic huskies, basically. Huskies even do the same things "studies" say wolves can and dogs can't (like look at your face and know where you're looking) - but then again so can a lot of dogs, because so-yentists only do their research on total idiots like beagles and labs. I've known german shepherds that could look at your face and then go sniff where you were looking with no prior explicit training. They just learned to do it on their own.

      And why can domesticated dogs still hunt and feed themselves? My dog killed a cat last night. I caught her eating it and had to take it away and schedule a vet appointment to get some dewormer. Wild animals all die at 7 because they're full of parasites from eating animals guts... not in my backyard kthx.

      And why is the primary social function of a pet actually ensuring loveless humans stay loveless? My dog has made me tons of friends, but also kept me from making friends with some idiots who turned out to be irritating homosexuals. I just tell them "i don't like people who don't like my dogs" and then months later they're still a friendless incel.

      In fact I barely had any friends before getting a dog! Now I turn people down and THEY'RE the losers!
      Shit, I even lost my virginity literal months after getting a dog
      And it wasn't with the dog!

      I hear cats do this too, you invite someone to your apartment -> they ignore your cat or are mean to it -> you tell them to GTFO. they like your cat -> besties.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh sorry sweaty despite how well documented it is for pet owners to be social, that doesn't fit with the narrative the WEF installed in redditor drones.

        you're meant to say pets are replacement children and pathetic and stupid so you will be glad when your overlords finally ban owning them "for the planet", shortly before they ban civilian meat consumption (only leaders and soldiers need that much nutrition). "for the planet".

        it's the klaus schwab approved programming. a good person on the right side of history who trusts the experts knows that pets are thoughtless morons and replacement babies for losers. now give your dog up to feed a homeless Black and eat your bugs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because your brown and getting a dog made you look more like a white person /actual human to others

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          aw look the npc is trying to act like a person

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            When you pick up your dogs shit off the ground, at least it matches your skin color , so the whole spectacle doesn’t give off quite as much second hand embarrassment for you

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t clean up after my dog, I leave the shit right there, in your mudslime mouth.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the insult that comes to mind for “doggy boy” involves his own pet. You’re the one who has to smell that shit bro. At least you don’t keep it on a leash so your budget apartment neighbors can hope for the day it ends up on some rocks at the bottom of an outdoorsy hiking trail

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound pretty insulted enough since your actual worth is less that of a dog, litter breath.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same brown guy who said nobody noticed him until he got a dog, and still with all that supposed attention, posted a selfie to get mocked on Wauf? Shining example of self worth right there

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >arguing like an underage moron
                lol I know you get mocked on the daily you low functioning autist.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek, now the little brown Manlet is reusing words from my post, like he is submissively waiting on his master’s permission to speak. No wonder people only notice your dog so you go begging for approval on 4chins

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reduced to coping because of a “no u”
                Nice to know I’m not wrong.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You post like an insufferable incel. I never made friends because I had nothing in common with anyone else who wasn't a Black person or asian. Dogs got my foot in the door with other white people who do not like video games, anime, or weed. Otherwise it was only church, horse racing, or being a political extremist and those people are obnoxious or old. I live in a richer community it's like that. If you are under 30 and white 75% of people you could socialize with are libtarded druggies.

                Something tells me you've been turned down because you didn't like someones dog
                Clearly deserved

                >And why can domesticated dogs still hunt and feed themselves? My dog killed a cat last night.
                Your dog is a menace. Keep it indoors at night.

                >Your dog is a menace
                Lots of people keep pet rats. Does that mean your don't want your cat killing rats for trying to set up a little toilet+breeding colony 5m from your house?

                If a farmer is allowed to shoot dogs for hanging out near his sheep
                And a cat is allowed to kill shit in your backyard
                Your cat isn't immune to being treated like a pest either

                And I am glad my dog chases off and heems those little homosexuals because they have destroyed countless plants, left rotting meat laying around to attract more pests, and the only time I have ever had animal shit on my hands, after picking up probably 2400 dog turds, was when I was weeding the garden and hit a cat turd. Also living in a suburb where everyone has a dog I barely hear a few barks but I hear cats fricking/fighting and screeching every night some weeks. Deserved.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                wealthy montanan detected

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based. The hypocrisy of outdoor cat people is astounding.
                >yes go kitty kill the birds on someone elses land frick those little tick eating things and their pleasant noises
                >NOOOO DOGS NEED TO BE FRICKING TRAINED NOT TO CHASE CATS ON THE DOGS OWN LAND HE JUST WANTED TO LEAVE CORPSES ON YOJR ROOF WTF

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just throwing shit over the selfie and blogging about being accepted because of your dog, but the part about it killing cats is pretty based ngl. Stray/outdoor cats should be exterminated with a vengeance

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >selfie
                the only doggays to post selfies have been the ugly celtic israelite mutt looking pitbull frickers

                anon is clearly a huskygay who used a stock photo.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Dog
              >helps the agents of the antichrist

              >Cat
              >Does not help the agents of the antichrist

              I rest my case gentlemen

              Why are dog haters always so cringe?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And why can domesticated dogs still hunt and feed themselves? My dog killed a cat last night.
        Your dog is a menace. Keep it indoors at night.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so tired of doggays almost been attacked twice in the past year because these homosexuals somehow let a fricking 50 pound animal slip out their door and cant keep them on a leash. Next mutt that runs up on me without a leash is getting their neck snapped

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pitbulls aren't dogs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only one was a pitbull

        >”almost”
        >hysteria and power fantasy
        Yeah something tells me this guy is just a schizo and a dog sniffed his leg or something
        >inb4 schizo screeching

        Yeah nice headcanon doggay, dogs tend to snarl before they attack you. Doesn't matter though even if your mutt sniffs my leg if he's off leash he's getting kicked

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          schizo screeching, as expected

          cry moar. maybe if you get it out here you won’t shoot up a supermarket this week.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keep seething doggay and keep your filthy mutt on a leash or I'll snap it's neck

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              keep going, let it all out. every shitpost you make quells a pedestrians worth of deadly rage. hopefully.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Keep seething doggay and keep your filthy mutt on a leash or I'll snap it's neck
              You have to be 18+ to post here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >”almost”
      >hysteria and power fantasy
      Yeah something tells me this guy is just a schizo and a dog sniffed his leg or something
      >inb4 schizo screeching

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Domesticated animals are a tribute to man's triumph over nature. Dogs are dependent on humans to be clean, disease free and disciplined, but they are very loyal, useful for personal protection, property guards, hunting, shepherding, bomb and drug sniffing, etc. But more than a tool, they are a friend. They would die to save you if possible. The dog is an amazing friend, a trusty tool, a sentient weapon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dogs are dependent on humans to be clean, disease free and disciplined
      Dogs don't need to be any of these things to survive. Dogs do not even care about these things. In fact, wolves are none of these things and they do just fine. Their max age is 15, their average age is 7, and their populations explode as soon as we stop trying to exterminate them. Once in a while they lick off their paws and chew at the fur on their legs and maybe another wolf will lick their head. Just like dogs.

      Stop giving yourself credit for absolutely meaningless achievements.

      Right now if humans just abandoned all dogs, some specific western hunting, herding and companion breeds would go extinct but the vast majority of dogs do not need you. They just choose easy food over hard food.

      Humans accomplished absolutely nothing in dog domestication except making some of them too infantile to eat if given a sealed bag of dogfood.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so what he actually says is
        >i just spent literal fricking weeks of my life trying to teach an animal to stay off my couch and put up with me hosing if off every month
        what a loser kek.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >put up with me hosing if off every month
          My dog liked baths. He's dead now. But when he wasn't dead, he liked baths

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so what he actually says is
        >i just spent literal fricking weeks of my life trying to teach an animal to stay off my couch and put up with me hosing if off every month
        what a loser kek.

        You can cry now.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me on the right!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dog
          >helps the agents of the antichrist

          >Cat
          >Does not help the agents of the antichrist

          I rest my case gentlemen

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cats detect cancer too and while they're often less reliable for It they have protected property and kids on It before, they can also warn diabetics if they forgot their dose without any training, their purrs helps our bones and their owners are less likely to be affected by cardiovascular issues, sure they break glass and have parasites but they aren't this bad

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cats detect cancer too
            Too bad they don't give a shit about anyone enough to tell them except, perhaps, to gloat cruelly because, well, that's just what they do, the evil little fricks

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cats purring is used by astronauts to reduce muscle loss in space.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >vast majority of dogs do not need you
        I don't think this is true anon. In fact, what I actually mean is I know for a fact it isn't.

        You are a moron.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          they don’t. not genetically. you have to purposefully raise them to be incompetent when they would naturally learn to hunt and fight.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BHC

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he's a good boy yes he is

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >furless
    homie, I've got a goddamn pelt. I'm a hairy fricking yeti/human hybrid. I'd say "sasquatch/human hybrid" but I'm hapa.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Weak creatures.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a slav?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs understand us better than we understand them

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are honestly pretty close in social structure at the core, pair bonding pack animals that raise young with the help of the old and the un mated young

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we bred them to think of us as family

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        we didn’t. wild wolves act the same if raised by people.

        domestication removed traits. it doesn’t add them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that is why moron cavemen could tame them.
          still our breed selection modificated their reaction to seeing humans, i dont remember if it was at seeing faces or what shape, with it releases the brain hormones that produce happines, that is similar or the same as the human family brain reaction.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            wolves do this too, it's not about your species it's about you being their friend. oxytocin release for friends and family is a standard feature of social mammals. literally all dogs do is retain the ability to form new bonds for their entire life. wolves can't do that, they are one owner/family dogs that will never trust anyone else until they die.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >wolves do this too
              >wolves can't do that
              ?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moron cavemen
            average neanderthal was smarter than you though

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        by killing all the ones who didn't

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          but a regular ass wolf does as long as humans raise it so you have a simplified view of things based on a reddit “humanity frick yeah” kind of autism

          your ancestors were bumbling morons that spent two million years in the stone age. wolves domesticated themselves. they started living near people for free food and the ones that had an easier time socializing into adulthood stayed and the ones that did not ran off. human input was minor and possibly not even present. humans did not do shit. they didn’t domesticate any other animals for 30,000 fricking years and clearly did not understand the process. it was all complete accidents by morons that would make native americans look like a space age society.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't even superficially resemble me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely no way this is real

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read a paper that premised a concept similar to what I think that webm is getting at: cats think the people in their lives are just big, stupid cats but think of unfamiliar people as some other creature entirely.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Humans see human faces in everything. We have to discern minute differences in faces to tell people apart. To us, cat faces all look the same, but cats have to tell each other apart too.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          So are we seeing the cat's brain "resolve" the human's face into a cat face?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. I'm not sure exactly what's going on there, but that's a safe assumption to make. I'm

            I read a paper that premised a concept similar to what I think that webm is getting at: cats think the people in their lives are just big, stupid cats but think of unfamiliar people as some other creature entirely.

            I'm trying to find the source paper but best I can find right now is some trash popsci book, Cat Sense. Well, it might not be trash considering it was written by noted anthrozoologist John Bradshaw. Dude's been researching behaviour and cognition changes during the domestication process for, like, four decades. But still, it's not the academic paper I was looking for.
            I could have sworn Steven Pinker, a cognitive scientist, was involved somehow. That's my only lead since I can't recall any of the researchers' names.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not... but THIS is

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no way!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me you don't see a face in picrel.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about the rest of you, but that blurry, distorted image totally convinced me!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's cute when they act confused but i'm always wary of something like the orange cat where they see you as dsnger and try to frick you up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is a funny study where human babies passed the mirror test by 18 months, except in Africa where it takes up to 72 months due to “culture factors”

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>hurr hurr I believe that every human on the largest continent on the planet is less intelligent than other humans elsewhere
          Stop this cringey shit

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are not very smart.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, due to culture factors, read the post again

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          thr cathomosexuals still havent learned what the mirror test is i see

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, can I have the source?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www2.psych.ubc.ca/~henrich/pdfs/Journal%20of%20Cross-Cultural%20Psychology-2010-Broesch-%20Cultural%20Variations%20in%20Children's%20Mirror%20Self-Recognition.pdf

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is correct. Cats do not perceive your face properly. The shadow under your nose is your mouth, they spot your eyes because of your eyebrows, the rest is fur. You are a big cat to your cats.

      Absolutely no way this is real

      You do similar (to a lesser degree) to animals yourself. Cats faces don't exactly look like they do to us, you flatten them out when they face you so it looks more like a human face.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are highly intelligent and fast, social learners. it doesn't take long for them to figure out that humans are mostly beneficial and can be negotiated with so the dog can obtain what they want while putting in the bare minimum of personal risk and resources.

    You can even gauge the intelligence of a cat by how fast they warm up to people.

    if you had to only sit down (and only some of the time, possibly after being asked 2-3 times in a row) to receive a hamburger, would you, without prior exposure to fedora tipping germanic literature? If you don't say yes, that is literally a diagnosable mental disorder (oppositional defiant disorder), or you are low IQ and can't imagine what your life would be without fedora tippers mental poison.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you had to only sit down (and only some of the time, possibly after being asked 2-3 times in a row) to receive a hamburger, would you, without prior exposure to fedora tipping germanic literature? If you don't say yes, that is literally a diagnosable mental disorder (oppositional defiant disorder), or you are low IQ and can't imagine what your life would be without fedora tippers mental poison.
      unintelligible

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >esl europoor cant read a sentence longer than this
        stop embarrassing yourself homie just leave

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that guy was correct to preemptively call you moronic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hey what's up with dogs haha, aren't they funny
      >i bet you read fedora tipping germanic literature >:( you are literally mentally ill (oppositional defiant disorder) and you are low IQ and you read fedora tipping autistic german literature
      rich of you to call anything 'mental poison' when this kind of drivel seems like an adequate response

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why yes, I do think fedora tipping german literature is mental poison. How could you tell?
      nihilists mad af
      the dog is a godly creature. they are thankful for their place in life and thank god every night that they have a kind human who rewards them well for the most meaningless of toils.

      all dogs are christian. simple as.

      only some incel atheist wouldn't do the same in the dogs situation. they'd probably kill themselves instead because suicide is the only thing atheists do better than christians.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they are thankful for their place in life and thank god every night that they have a kind human who rewards them well for the most meaningless of toils.
        What about dogs that are abused

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you had to only sit down (and only some of the time, possibly after being asked 2-3 times in a row) to receive a hamburger, would you, without prior exposure to fedora tipping germanic literature?
      human beings do much worse things for borgar, we literally sell our bodies for 8 hours a day for our entire life and most of us see nothing wrong with it, the most mentally ill of us are even grateful for the opportunity

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >human beings do much worse things for borgar, we literally sell our bodies
        That reminds me of https://mynameisearl.fandom.com/wiki/Patty_Weezmer AKA Patty The Daytime Hooker
        She exchanges burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can even gauge the intelligence of a cat by how fast they warm up to people.
      Idk about that. Our smartest barn cats are the feral ones.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        consider what intelligence is. barn cats are more wary but not necessarily smarter. animals don’t have abstract thought so its easy to misinterpret wariness as common sense.

        a less wary house cat has more potential intelligence because they can pay attention and learn new things.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ODD is a made up bullshit term for tyranical middle management busybody karens to pathologise the completely normal and healthy masculine trait of resisting arbitrary and intrusive authority.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >arbitrary and inclusive authority
        >receiving a free burger for sitting down
        you don't have the IQ to engage in this conversation. go assault some random person and find yourself in jail like you apes usually do

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          dumb Black person that you are, of course you dont understand that the burger provider is an authority, as they are offering you a reward that is conditional on obedience.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like... a wage or salary?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              more like being conscripted into some gay Black person's experiment

              >hey youtube today we're gonna be giving away free cookies to members of the public, but with a catch!
              >hello sir! im willing to give you a delicious chocolate chip cookie, and all you have to do is smile at the camera!
              >"uhh no thanks"
              >wow youtube that guy must be seriously mentally ill

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                All i can determine from your posts is that you, madam, are the nigress here, not some imaginary youtuber.
                You don't have a job, subsist on gibs and exhibit unnecessary aggression at imaginary slights by imaginary persons. Don't you have a convenience store to destroy because they won't take your GibsCard, Shaqqueesha?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blah blah blah ad hominem

                thanks for conceding

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks she's always right
                yup.
                definitely a shaqqueesha

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ODD is literally a feminine disorder

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shaqqueeshas specifically tend to exhibit ODD behaviours more than any other population.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meds now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs are just highly moldable creatures. Ravens have learned they can condition wolves to chase them, and even use sticks to play with wolves. Then they lead the wolves to carcasses and large animals to break them down into smaller pieces the ravens can pick at. Humans mold dogs into replacement children and companions in a world where humans are increasingly competitive for resources

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