>hike to nearby lake. >see this. >*stares in your soul*. >*makes low pitch cassowary noise*

>hike to nearby lake
>see this
>*stares in your soul*
>*makes low pitch cassowary noise*

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I laugh at it in Hebrew
    >It slinks off back in to the forest embarrassed and is never seen again

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fight
    Flight
    Play Dead
    -> Romance

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I aggressively piss shit and cum myself to throw it off via sensory overload due to the smell. I then make my escape to the nearest rocky cliff or cave.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was watching some kind of 'analog horror' thing a few weeks ago, and when the cameraman/protagonist eventually comes face to face with the T-Rex, it lets out a roar. And I was thinking about how ridiculous it is for a T-Rex to roar at its prey. The idea of any predator (at least a land-based predator) being as loud as possible or roaring while hunting is ridiculous, and it annoyed me.

    Plus, the protagonist went outside/left their home when they sensed something was wrong just to go stand in the yard.

    People suck at making horror, man. If you're thinking of writing/creating media, please don't listen to the idiotic instinct you have to add dumb stuff to your work. It doesn't work. Ignore that idiotic instinct to have your characters act like morons. Please.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could probably outrun it unless you're a fat obese frick

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try the mountain lion technique and hope for the best. I'll probably just make peace with my god however.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick am I supposed to do? It's literally the best predator the world has ever seen and it is far faster and more powerful than I am. If it wants me dead then that's that, no use in doing anything other then excepting the fact that I'm fricked.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's literally the best predator the world has ever seen
      It's a dragonfly?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best doesn't just mean "highest kill percentage" tardo. It's the best as in it's the most powerful terrestrial predator ever to exist.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no lips
    Outdated image

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon I don’t know what it is about it but that is the scariest fricking image I have ever seen. Something about it is making my fight or flight kick in.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get this at all, I have the same reaction when I see snakes, monitors, crocodiles. "Oh cool! I want to get a better look"

      Captcha RXOMG

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WWYDITS?
    Learn English. No one has any idea what this shit means. It's Wauf not /b/. At least take the time to write out what you're asking for your garbage thread.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its obvious it means "what would you do in this situation".
      Learn to take contextual cues.
      Also I'd rape it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >contextual clues
        moron, this is an image board. You are meant to use images to provide contextual clues, not shit like smilies, emoticons, abbreviations etc. At least fricking lurk before opining on things you clearly know nothing about.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who abbreviates an entire sentence like that is generally from reddit or a zoomer. Reddit does that a lot to save space on the link. Like /eli5 instead of "explain it like im 5". So OP is a clear redditor or zoomer and it's why he's shitposting hoping people say wacky shit he can screencap and post over there for karma or on some recap video.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >contextual clues
            moron, this is an image board. You are meant to use images to provide contextual clues, not shit like smilies, emoticons, abbreviations etc. At least fricking lurk before opining on things you clearly know nothing about.

            >condensing a whole sentence down means you're moronic or a redditor therefore moronic or 5 or
            Jesus Christ I bet you miserable fricks are fun at parties. Answer ops question.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I bet you miserable fricks are fun at parties
              Reddit

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You need to go back.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?si=h9ogVcw5rn7ZgKit

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok I agreed with you up until now, that was the most reddit response I've ever heard holy shit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Told you it was a redditor. Certain little behaviors stand out. If OP was a regular user he'd have been tired of le epic zany shit. The only ones who make these cringe threads are the gays on reddit who like to repost the comments from here for likes and karma. Just wait awhile and view a shitpost thread. Then check out the subreddits and I bet you see that lazy shit again.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok I agreed with you up until now, that was the most reddit response I've ever heard holy shit.

                You need to go back.

                >I bet you miserable fricks are fun at parties
                Reddit

                >21 posts
                >12 posters
                Actual samegay schizo.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am

                [...]
                >condensing a whole sentence down means you're moronic or a redditor therefore moronic or 5 or
                Jesus Christ I bet you miserable fricks are fun at parties. Answer ops question.

                and I'm not OP, you're just obsessed and schizophrenic.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mentally deranged

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kwab

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who abbreviates an entire sentence like that is generally from reddit or a zoomer. Reddit does that a lot to save space on the link. Like /eli5 instead of "explain it like im 5". So OP is a clear redditor or zoomer and it's why he's shitposting hoping people say wacky shit he can screencap and post over there for karma or on some recap video.

          >WWYDITS?
          Learn English. No one has any idea what this shit means. It's Wauf not /b/. At least take the time to write out what you're asking for your garbage thread.

          I swear to frick Wauf is populated by bots designed to be as pedantic, annoying and thread-derailing as possible.
          I bet you don't know what YWNBAW or ISHYGDDT mean either, you dumb newbie c**ts

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