>hike to nearby lake
>see this
>*stares in your soul*
>*makes low pitch cassowary noise*
WWYDITS?
>hike to nearby lake. >see this. >*stares in your soul*. >*makes low pitch cassowary noise*
>hike to nearby lake
>see this
>*stares in your soul*
>*makes low pitch cassowary noise*
WWYDITS?
>I laugh at it in Hebrew
>It slinks off back in to the forest embarrassed and is never seen again
Fight
Flight
Play Dead
-> Romance
I aggressively piss shit and cum myself to throw it off via sensory overload due to the smell. I then make my escape to the nearest rocky cliff or cave.
I was watching some kind of 'analog horror' thing a few weeks ago, and when the cameraman/protagonist eventually comes face to face with the T-Rex, it lets out a roar. And I was thinking about how ridiculous it is for a T-Rex to roar at its prey. The idea of any predator (at least a land-based predator) being as loud as possible or roaring while hunting is ridiculous, and it annoyed me.
Plus, the protagonist went outside/left their home when they sensed something was wrong just to go stand in the yard.
People suck at making horror, man. If you're thinking of writing/creating media, please don't listen to the idiotic instinct you have to add dumb stuff to your work. It doesn't work. Ignore that idiotic instinct to have your characters act like morons. Please.
Cringe
You could probably outrun it unless you're a fat obese frick
Try the mountain lion technique and hope for the best. I'll probably just make peace with my god however.
What the frick am I supposed to do? It's literally the best predator the world has ever seen and it is far faster and more powerful than I am. If it wants me dead then that's that, no use in doing anything other then excepting the fact that I'm fricked.
>It's literally the best predator the world has ever seen
It's a dragonfly?
Best doesn't just mean "highest kill percentage" tardo. It's the best as in it's the most powerful terrestrial predator ever to exist.
>no lips
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Anon I don’t know what it is about it but that is the scariest fricking image I have ever seen. Something about it is making my fight or flight kick in.
I don't get this at all, I have the same reaction when I see snakes, monitors, crocodiles. "Oh cool! I want to get a better look"
Captcha RXOMG
>WWYDITS?
Learn English. No one has any idea what this shit means. It's Wauf not /b/. At least take the time to write out what you're asking for your garbage thread.
Its obvious it means "what would you do in this situation".
Learn to take contextual cues.
Also I'd rape it
>contextual clues
moron, this is an image board. You are meant to use images to provide contextual clues, not shit like smilies, emoticons, abbreviations etc. At least fricking lurk before opining on things you clearly know nothing about.
Anyone who abbreviates an entire sentence like that is generally from reddit or a zoomer. Reddit does that a lot to save space on the link. Like /eli5 instead of "explain it like im 5". So OP is a clear redditor or zoomer and it's why he's shitposting hoping people say wacky shit he can screencap and post over there for karma or on some recap video.
>condensing a whole sentence down means you're moronic or a redditor therefore moronic or 5 or
Jesus Christ I bet you miserable fricks are fun at parties. Answer ops question.
>I bet you miserable fricks are fun at parties
Reddit
You need to go back.
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Ok I agreed with you up until now, that was the most reddit response I've ever heard holy shit.
Told you it was a redditor. Certain little behaviors stand out. If OP was a regular user he'd have been tired of le epic zany shit. The only ones who make these cringe threads are the gays on reddit who like to repost the comments from here for likes and karma. Just wait awhile and view a shitpost thread. Then check out the subreddits and I bet you see that lazy shit again.
>21 posts
>12 posters
Actual samegay schizo.
I am
and I'm not OP, you're just obsessed and schizophrenic.
Mentally deranged
Kwab
I swear to frick Wauf is populated by bots designed to be as pedantic, annoying and thread-derailing as possible.
I bet you don't know what YWNBAW or ISHYGDDT mean either, you dumb newbie c**ts