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what the frick is this bug in the corner of my room and what should i do about it?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok this isn't fricking funny anymore
    i just looked to my right and saw this massive centipede too heading towards the wall where the spider was... looked away from this thing for a few seconds after taking the pic and it vanished into thin air too
    there's some sort of bug war going on in my bedroom and i don't like it one bit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the anti spider killing anon. These centipedes are one of the few bugs that actually hunt and kill spiders. Also they are very skittish and fast. They hide and they almost never ever bite, if you let him go he will silently kill spiders and you will probably not see him again.

      Also that is just the circle of life so as long as you don't meddle in their affairs you are guiltless.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    memes nonwishstanding it's a brown recluse

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay spider

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's over guys, i didn't kill it and after leaving the room for some time it moved out of sight

    pray for me that it is only interested in other bugs and doesnt attack me or crawl into my nose when i'm asleep

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon... That's obviously a boston nose spider...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiders aren't interested in hunting humans...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank for not killing her. Next time you move, put the legs of your bed in bowl/cups and fill with water and leave a small gap between your bed and any other surface, this way bugs can't get in your bed except from the sky.

      Also spiders are prey/predators meaning they have very powerful survival instincts, so they hate fighting things their own size or bigger, let alone a person. Most bites are from accidentally rolling onto a spider or accidental non consensual contact with spiders.

      If you have an unfinished basement put her down there. The outside is dangerous and she'll eat other bugs happily down there.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >submerge...your......bedposts...in...water......for...long...periods...of time.........send

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where did you get this photo of me 😮

          If you have a nice wooden bed that can't be sat in water get fluon and apply to the posts or something, idk.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >drawing a queen
          >drawing a pregnant queen
          Stellar taste on this little fella

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        First of all the bed legs thing is a meme when plenty of insects can climb up vertical surfaces and most beds are against a wall if not several walls. Also, why the frick would anyone want that big ass spider living in their home? Kill all spiders.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Most beds are against the wall.
          Well I did specifically address that.

          >Why would anyone want a big ass spider living in their home.
          As I said it can be dangerous for them outside.
          The spider is operating according to all spider law and doesn't comprehend human social awareness so it's not fair to kill her since she is following the rules best she can.
          >but you could put her outside
          Banishing to a hostile environment is killing with extra steps.
          Also they eat pests and basements are built to be spider sanctuaries anyway, if you have an insulated garage that might also be acceptable.

          https://i.imgur.com/y5yztoS.jpg

          New Jersey, also it wasn't very big... the size of a penny at most
          [...]
          it better not be because those are one of the venomous ones, also it was black

          here's two other pics i got of it before i lost sight of it a couple days ago and havent seen it since; apologies for blurriness, i'm zoomed in on my dated cellphone cuz i wasnt getting near that thing, it obviously would have jumped at me given the chance

          Only if she had spider rabies, as mentioned earlier spiders are prey as well as predators so they are very flighty and like to escape threats not confront them.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    White extrovert

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay spider

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    brown recluse

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      are all brown things (people) reclusive?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just kill the fricker if you're so scared

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    brown recluse

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a spider (you have to move all the way across the planet lol)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah after some careful research and leg counting i came to the same conclusion about it being a 'spider'

      but does anyone know what type or spider or just if it's anything to worry about(posionous, deadly)? i live in the NE part of USA if that helps

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luckily there are no poisonous spiders in the NE part of USA so you should be fine eating it.
        God bless.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't make fun of the zoomer, he is clueless.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are you talking about? the reason why we never have to get up in the middle of the night to eat is because of the spiders we consume in our sleep!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a myth moron the spiders just leave your mouth before you start waking up.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm from the NE too and I've never seen a spider this big let alone inside a home. What state?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          New Jersey, also it wasn't very big... the size of a penny at most

          memes nonwishstanding it's a brown recluse

          it better not be because those are one of the venomous ones, also it was black

          here's two other pics i got of it before i lost sight of it a couple days ago and havent seen it since; apologies for blurriness, i'm zoomed in on my dated cellphone cuz i wasnt getting near that thing, it obviously would have jumped at me given the chance

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/kgzi3mM.jpg

            ok this isn't fricking funny anymore
            i just looked to my right and saw this massive centipede too heading towards the wall where the spider was... looked away from this thing for a few seconds after taking the pic and it vanished into thin air too
            there's some sort of bug war going on in my bedroom and i don't like it one bit

            Jesus Christ anon, I'm more concerned by the quality of your pics; are you using some experimental neuralink memory-screenshot alpha test or do you just have parkinson and a 2002 phone?

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