I need a dog that interrupts cop interrogations and continuously barks at cops so it pesters them, what would you suggest? I live in an Orwellian town where the cops here are overly nosy and overreaching with the citizenry. They simply have nothing else better to do but bother innocent citizens like me, so it is why I am asking.
sometimes I forget how autistic this site can be, and then a thread like this reminds me and I feel better about myself.
Trust me when I say this, I don't want to put the dog into harm's way either but the pigs here need to be decently, and legally, humiliated.
better idea would be to move out of whatever dystopian hell hole you live in.
What will he do if wherever he moves becomes a dystopian hell hole too?
To any cops browsing btw you forced me to do this.
Sounds like playing with fire. If they’re already confident in being nosy, I don’t think it would take much to convince themselves they can get away with shooting your barking dog because they felt ‘threatened’ or something
Then they get sued and fined. No, if they're reasonable, they wouldn't dare.
Usually, cases with a cop killing a dog just get dismissed unless it was far beyond the scope of simply killing a pet.
Dogs are generally considered property and the maximum you can hope for if the dog dies is only the fair market value of buying another dog. If the dog lives, you might get the vet costs covered as well. That’s only if you win; usually you don’t get anything at all because destruction of property is normally justifiable for a cop in most cases.
A better bet would be to get a big, traditionally aggressive dog but train it to be a big sweetie except to cops. So long as it doesn't bite anyone, you're golden. Your goal is to piss off the pigs, not give them an excuse to arrest you. Remember, when they dislike you, they'll take *any* excuse to rip your rights away from you.
Make it a german shepherd to really rub it in,
They really have gone too far, since there's no laws curbing them the only thing I can do is troll them significantly.. legally speaking of course.
Idiotic. The cops can frick you over WAY more than you can frick them over. This is a terrible idea.
They can't frick me over if I troll them legally.
>the orwellian police state will surely obey all the rules!
we have always been at war with East Asia
My dad pissed off a cop a few years ago, the set up a speed trap on the opposite side of the street from our house.
For a whole week there was a cop car or sometimes TWO just 40 feet from our house.
I hate how they're given so much power it is kind of disgusting tbqh.
This is what will happen if I take the dog out and they decide to interrogate in vain:
>Hello sir?
>*dog notices and barks*
>Sir???
>SIR????
>*dog barks louder*
>*I try to address the cop but gesture I can't hear them*
>*walk away*
The only way they would get my attention is if they shot the dog which they wouldn't dare to do.
>if they shot the dog which they wouldn't dare to do.
If you live in a third world shithole like the US, oh yes they would.
If they are unlawful scum and not actually police they would kill the dog. I would have legal rights to sue them.
So no they wouldn't open that can of worms if they actually acted like police.
Pigs kill dogs all the time and don't face consequences beyond suspension with pay. You can try to push it if you want, and to be fair if you're white and not a crackhead you'll probably be fine, but I'm just saying. Pigs are pigs are pigs, and I don't know if you'll want to risk a dogs life to put them in their place.
They will get sued by me in vengeance if they attempt to do this so it's on them.
This is a good way to get a pig to shoot your dog.
As I said if they are smart and lawful they will not shoot, if they are unlawful and truly subhuman they will shoot and then they will suffer the consequences of the same law applied to them. It's as simple as that.