I need a dog that interrupts cop interrogations and continuously barks at cops so it pesters them

I need a dog that interrupts cop interrogations and continuously barks at cops so it pesters them, what would you suggest? I live in an Orwellian town where the cops here are overly nosy and overreaching with the citizenry. They simply have nothing else better to do but bother innocent citizens like me, so it is why I am asking.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes I forget how autistic this site can be, and then a thread like this reminds me and I feel better about myself.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trust me when I say this, I don't want to put the dog into harm's way either but the pigs here need to be decently, and legally, humiliated.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    better idea would be to move out of whatever dystopian hell hole you live in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What will he do if wherever he moves becomes a dystopian hell hole too?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To any cops browsing btw you forced me to do this.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like playing with fire. If they’re already confident in being nosy, I don’t think it would take much to convince themselves they can get away with shooting your barking dog because they felt ‘threatened’ or something

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then they get sued and fined. No, if they're reasonable, they wouldn't dare.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        They will get sued by me in vengeance if they attempt to do this so it's on them.

        As I said if they are smart and lawful they will not shoot, if they are unlawful and truly subhuman they will shoot and then they will suffer the consequences of the same law applied to them. It's as simple as that.

        Usually, cases with a cop killing a dog just get dismissed unless it was far beyond the scope of simply killing a pet.
        Dogs are generally considered property and the maximum you can hope for if the dog dies is only the fair market value of buying another dog. If the dog lives, you might get the vet costs covered as well. That’s only if you win; usually you don’t get anything at all because destruction of property is normally justifiable for a cop in most cases.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A better bet would be to get a big, traditionally aggressive dog but train it to be a big sweetie except to cops. So long as it doesn't bite anyone, you're golden. Your goal is to piss off the pigs, not give them an excuse to arrest you. Remember, when they dislike you, they'll take *any* excuse to rip your rights away from you.
    Make it a german shepherd to really rub it in,

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really have gone too far, since there's no laws curbing them the only thing I can do is troll them significantly.. legally speaking of course.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idiotic. The cops can frick you over WAY more than you can frick them over. This is a terrible idea.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They can't frick me over if I troll them legally.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the orwellian police state will surely obey all the rules!

            we have always been at war with East Asia

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            My dad pissed off a cop a few years ago, the set up a speed trap on the opposite side of the street from our house.
            For a whole week there was a cop car or sometimes TWO just 40 feet from our house.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hate how they're given so much power it is kind of disgusting tbqh.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is what will happen if I take the dog out and they decide to interrogate in vain:
          >Hello sir?
          >*dog notices and barks*
          >Sir???
          >SIR????
          >*dog barks louder*
          >*I try to address the cop but gesture I can't hear them*
          >*walk away*

          The only way they would get my attention is if they shot the dog which they wouldn't dare to do.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if they shot the dog which they wouldn't dare to do.
            If you live in a third world shithole like the US, oh yes they would.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If they are unlawful scum and not actually police they would kill the dog. I would have legal rights to sue them.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So no they wouldn't open that can of worms if they actually acted like police.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they are unlawful scum and not actually police they would kill the dog. I would have legal rights to sue them.

                Pigs kill dogs all the time and don't face consequences beyond suspension with pay. You can try to push it if you want, and to be fair if you're white and not a crackhead you'll probably be fine, but I'm just saying. Pigs are pigs are pigs, and I don't know if you'll want to risk a dogs life to put them in their place.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                better idea would be to move out of whatever dystopian hell hole you live in.

                They will get sued by me in vengeance if they attempt to do this so it's on them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a good way to get a pig to shoot your dog.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        As I said if they are smart and lawful they will not shoot, if they are unlawful and truly subhuman they will shoot and then they will suffer the consequences of the same law applied to them. It's as simple as that.

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