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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You look like food and you go where they get their food from. If an alien that looks like a can of beer decides to invide my fridge I'm NOT apologising for cracking him open.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aww she's smiling!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think these cages are unethical tbh

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aww, he's smiling 🙂

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vending machines are like an order of magnitude more dangerous than sharks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you'd feel safer in a tank of water with a vending machine than with a shark?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't be any less dangerous in a tank of water than a toaster.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The vending machine, that is.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have to redefine the word dangerous to win an argument you have bigger problems in life

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmm, today I will enter the territory of a dangerous animal in an environment I'm not biologically suited for
    >AAAAAAAAAAAA A WILD ANIMAL HAS MISTAKEN ME FOR A THREAT OR POSSIBLY PREY THAT IT NORMALLY HUNTS AND ATTACKED ME HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED!?!?!?!?!??!!!??!??!?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    duplicate post. message didnt load first time so i sent it again

    Ngl, the way you're handling this makes me feel bad for being a dick. You're actually alright, my bad man

    Thanks, its no trouble
    It was just a misunderstanding

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It was just a misunderstanding
      Nah you're good man, that's partly me getting upset and not communicating properly.
      I by no means want sharks to be harmed, I absolutely want them to thrive in the oceans as they have for millions of years. I just don't like when people go out of their way to misrepresent the animal. There's nothing wrong with an animal being a predator, they aren't good or evil.
      The best thing humans can do is leave them alone and stay away from where they are.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is actually the best opinion I've ever heard about sharks so far. Have a nice day.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You too buddy, sorry again for being a wienersucker about it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its ok, you dont have to apologize anymore, its fine

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ahh! its big and has sharp teeth so its dangerous!
    Most dogs are big and have sharp teeth. You arent scared of them cause they're cute and have a good reputation.
    Sharks are big and have sharp teeth. You are scared of them cause they're not cute and have a bad reputation.
    Both sharks and dogs kill people. Its the appearance and reputation that makes people think of them differently from one another.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you really comparing a mammal that has evolved alongside mankind for tens of thousands of years with a fish just because they have teeth?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >alongside mankind
        Theres still attacks out there.
        >there are about 4.7 million dog bites every year in the U.S. These bites result in approximately 16 fatalities.
        https://www.edgarsnyder.com/resources/dog-bite-statistics

        >On average, there are 16 shark attacks per year in the United States, with one fatality every two years.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_attack

        Plus they're more dangerous. cry about it you sack of shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are either incredibly moronic or a very disingenuous person

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess I'm disingenuous then. Give me some evidence that sharks are bloodthirsty murder machines that kill, what? 9999999 people every year?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Again, you're either so mentally defective that explaining it to you would be fruitless, or you're such a reddit tier "debater" that you'll find any reason to ignore common sense. You are not worth talking to in any capacity, and you border on subhuman regardless of which of the two options I laid out you fall into.
              Have a good day, and please don't reproduce.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then explain it to me b***h. Then I'll come to my senses. Maybe I'm wrong.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I waste my time doing that? If you were capable of learning you wouldn't be a grown ass man making these kinds of moronic posts.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Buddy just fricking explain it to me. Thats all I ask. Its not that fricking hard to explain to someone like me how sharks are dangerous.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I genuinely shouldn't have to, this is something a toddler can wrap their head around.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok then. I'm wrong. Sharks are dangerous. Yes, multiple rows of sharp teeth are in fact dangerous. Yes attacks are rare but they can still happen.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's literally all I've been saying this entire fricking time dude. I'm not saying that they're bloodthirsty murder machines, I'm saying that they are in fact apex predators and they should be respected for that and not treated like a fricking golden retriever on your morning walk. Stay the frick out of their environment and leave them in peace, that's all I want.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks man. Sorry for not listening to you sooner.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ngl, the way you're handling this makes me feel bad for being a dick. You're actually alright, my bad man

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm saying that they are in fact apex predators and they should be respected for that and not treated like a fricking golden retriever on your morning walk.
                who the frick is not respecting them? who the frick is treating them like a golden retriever? you sound like you saw one article about a shark attack and then made up this whole mythos in your head about how people think they're le water doggos.

                >The best thing humans can do is leave them alone and stay away from where they are.
                people do leave them alone. do you think surfers are swimming out there to find sharks and give them le heckin headpats? with your fricking brain-damaged logic we might as well not go hiking in Montana because there's a chance a grizzly could attack us. i might as well not go hiking here in my home state of Texas anywhere (or anywhere else in the southwest) because there's a chance i step on a well-concealed rattlesnake and get bit.

                fricking christ man you are mentally ill and just want to stir up shit for no reason. you need to go back to your containment board.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >who the frick is not respecting them
                Every motherfricker trying to paint them as harmless. Would you make this same argument about something like a cougar or a moose?
                >fricking christ man you are mentally ill and just want to stir up shit for no reason. you need to go back to your containment board.
                I didn't realize that being reasonable was a mental illness now

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Every motherfricker trying to paint them as harmless.
                no they are not, that is a strawman you built up in your head from either reading cherrypicked reddit comments or you saw one shit clickbait article about someone saying sharks maybe aren't that bad and you're now extrapolating it to the entire world.

                i can't stand autists like you that have defective thought patterns where you shit and piss all over the place when people don't see things 100% like you do. 200 years ago if a toddler was found to be slow in any way, the mother gave them the pillow treatment. it's a shame we don't still do this.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I browse those god-awful clickbait animal articles and fricking dodo dogshit and yeah they do sometimes say 'sharks are just water puppies uwu. Harmless sharkie warkies!!!!' So maybe that's what he's frothing over? As far as I can tell no one itt has made anything close to that claim though.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                On YouTube, there's a cottage industry of ichthyologists or general science video producers making videos about how sharks are harmless and shit.

                These are only two that I knew off the top of my head, there are far more out there

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's fine to go ape off on those dudes by why on dudes itt when no one here has made those claims? Thats why people are calling you a strawman. You're screaming in their face as if they made an argument that someone in the next town over made that you happened to overhear with your paranoid schizophrenia.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's fine to go ape off on those dudes by why on dudes itt when no one here has made those claims?
                I was initially mocking the people who do, and then people came in to white knight for the concept without actually trying to understand what I was criticizing. Just look at the first post in the thread.
                Yeah, I'm a bit irritated, and maybe I'm handling that poorly, but it is frustrating

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's fine to go ape off on those dudes by why on dudes itt when no one here has made those claims? Thats why people are calling you a strawman. You're screaming in their face as if they made an argument that someone in the next town over made that you happened to overhear with your paranoid schizophrenia.

                Idk man, as I've said a couple of times, I don't want sharks to be hurt. I admire them greatly. I do consider them dangerous, but that in no way diminishes their right to exist as they have for untold eons. I respect them for what they are.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So I'm defective for being annoyed by a real phenomenon, but you fantasizing about killing infants is totally normal?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but go look up what happened to downs kids before the Industrial Age. How we treat them now is like royalty

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Every motherfricker trying to paint them as harmless.
                no they are not, that is a strawman you built up in your head from either reading cherrypicked reddit comments or you saw one shit clickbait article about someone saying sharks maybe aren't that bad and you're now extrapolating it to the entire world.

                i can't stand autists like you that have defective thought patterns where you shit and piss all over the place when people don't see things 100% like you do. 200 years ago if a toddler was found to be slow in any way, the mother gave them the pillow treatment. it's a shame we don't still do this.

                forgot pic related, it's you

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deny reality
                >accuse others of being mentally ill
                Honest question, why do you homosexuals do this? You cannot possibly benefit from this shit in any way, so what's the motivation?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're the kind of person who would argue with somebody saying that the sky is blue and ask them for a peer reviewed study on the subject

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats a bad comparison since the sky is blue is fricking known by 100% of people, and the fear of sharks isnt THAT widespread. Its still there regardless, its not as known as the fact that the sky is blue.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The point is about common sense, someone with common sense can look at a shark and through a combination of intellect and instinct realize that it is a threat.
                You legitimately lack a basic function of having a brain, not even as a human, but as an animal.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or maybe he's able to use his brain for conscious thought and analysis, rather than monkey tier instincts. Your argument is essentially
                >sharks bad because I feel that way!!! And whatever I feel must be right because nature!!!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why? His stats seem legit. Dogs kill loads more people per year than sharks do.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people hardcore simping for sharks are ironically applying human ethics and morals to an animal. They want to defend them, but part of them cannot condone defending something that could be harmful, so they deny reality.
    It's legitimately anthrocentrism

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's just as moronic as people who call sharks murderers or compare them to serial killers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other way round. It's an oceanic apex predator. Why do you expect it to be anything other than what it is? You're the one trying to apply right and wrong to an animal that needs to eat whatever it can in order to survive.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you're agreeing with me, I was saying hating sharks is as stupid as pretending they're harmless

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that people generally are moronic, and the JAWS films badly fricked the perception of sharks and even caused them harm. It's well documented and not really up for debate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Reminder that people generally are moronic, and the JAWS films badly fricked the perception of sharks and even caused them harm.
      it's the same gaggle of homosexuals crying about feathers on dinosaurs because they think Jurassic Park was real. stupid fricking brainlets that think movies accurately depict things

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this board the only place on the internet that has this "uhm aschskually sharks are le dangerous and no i don't have any stats to back it up stop asking" sentiment?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are dangerous you dumb mongoloid, they're highly evolved apex ocean predators.
      People like you are the fricking morons for thinking that in order to conserve something, you have to pretend it isn't what it is. They are fricking dangerous, and that's fine.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they're highly evolved apex ocean predators.
        sure but they aren't actively hunting humans. how do i know this? because shark attacks are incredibly rare. you're fearmongering for no reason. mental midgets like you are equating them to shitbulls for no reason other than you're a homosexualy election tourist that came here in 2020 and loves stirring up shit because it's the only hobby you have

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sure but they aren't actively hunting humans
          That is irrelevant in terms of defining danger. They are powerful creatures adapted to hunting in the water, and that makes them dangerous, and worthy of respect.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            worrying about sharks in the water is like worrying about an incel lighting up the shopping mall with his AR. they're just very unlikely to happen

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are a very stupid person

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                a better comparison is worrying about sharks biting you is like worrying about large machines like cars or trucks falling on you.
                same probability, same level of danger

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and we consider those things dangerous as a result.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                True.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sharks actively hunt humans under specific circumstances, that's not to say they kill every human they see, but if a shark is hungry and you are the closest food source you might not be able to get out of the water in one piece. All that bullshit about animals with 6 fricking senses not being able to tell the difference between a human and a seal is fricking bullshit. And this is just regarding predation, there are also attacks that are motivated by what the victim was doing, like invading the sharks territory or annoying the animal.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You realize the whole "test bite" thing is made up, right? When sharks don't know what prey is they try to exsanguinate it and hang back. They are trying to kill people when they bite them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't go that far, but the test bite thing is underplayed. They literally bite you to see if they like the taste, after spending a very long time observing you, from a distance, to determine if you are worth biting. The ones that stick around and camp you, are the ones that actually finish the job, luckily the vast majority of GWs don't seem to like our taste.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i dont think they even give a shit about the taste, if the prey is edible then its free game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarianism is a predominant facet of Wauf culture

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it attacks I'll just stab it in th

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the shark got h

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ha these guys got caught by a dumb ass shark, but he could n

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You do not have to interact with sharks or shark habitat. It’s a moronic hobby

    However I can’t choose to live in a world without pitbulls. Everyone lies their way around BSL.
    >no true pitbull!
    And just shooting dogs until only collies, huskies, labs, and shepherds are left is a “felony” so says the pig that pulled me over last time.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More dangerous than sharks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically, sharks don't live in human habitats but pitbulls do.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't read shark body language and react accordingly then its your own fault if you get attacked

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah humans should be pretty yes but not too much, It's their fault for getting the shark's prey drive going by looking close to seals, next time they should wear proper clothing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        unironically this.
        People who swim/surf in shark habitats and then complain about the fact that there are sharks there are utterly absurd.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    awwwww he's smiling

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're moronic glorified robots. There brains are almost completely structured around senses and reflexes. They can't do nuffin wrong if they're mindless. The attacks are often being dumbasses that just sample one bite or confusing you for a seal.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sharks are more afraid of you than you are of them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I'm sure the 2 ton torpedo with teeth is scared of flailing mammals a tenth of their size

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great whites are shy, secretive animals who only eat kelp and krill. They only attack mammals in self-defense and as a last resort.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont think multiple rows of sharp, serrated teeth are used to pick off extremely small crustaceans that are literally crumbs to them, as well as what is basically grass which has no nutrition value to them. You have great white sharks confused with whales, basking sharks, and whale sharks.
          If its sharp and serrated then its used to cut off large chunks of flesh like meat.
          I dont fricking know where you got "they eat kelp and krill" from but okay buddy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are a fish.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, they're just passive
      they only bite extremely rarely if they're super hungry or if they feel like you're good enough to eat
      they arent scared of some weird scale-less hairy thing with four limbs that is like way smaller than them
      i dont know that much about sharks so correct me if im wrong but i know for damn sure sharks arent scared of you unless they're way smaller than you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no we're not

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