Hamster horror stories?
When I was 7, my parents made the mistake of getting hamsters for my brother and I. It was supposed to be a male pair. I don't need to say anything else
Shortly after, my dad came into possession of a baby ball python. So our breeding pair became a food dispenser until one had a seizure and died and the other was eaten by the dog
>get hamster for pet as a kid
>parents were abusive, I relayed it to hamster
>played a little roughly with it, tossing it up and letting it land on the carpet
>he stops moving his back legs
>ask parents what happened
>they research and figure out that he broke his spine
>it dies in 2-3 days
>bury hamster in back yard in foil-covered box for waterproofing
>fricking raccoons dig him up
>my c**t stepmother tells me that I can have another one if the pet store lady she got it from will sell it, on the condition that she tells them what happened
>no dice
That stupid b***h didn't understand that this would be humiliating, and make the store worker less likely to sell the hamster. Fricking moronic c**t.
used to have a bunch of outside cats as a wee lad and one cold morning, one of them was sleeping in the engine compartment of my moms old buick, unbeknownst to us. got caught up in the belt when she cranked the engine. was not pretty.
What a stupid cat. Natural selection.
That's fricking terrible, honestly they need to bring about a licence with hamsters and parrots because they're the ones that cop this shit the most and it's not fair because they're intelligent and sweet animals.
Frick your dad, he's a fricking sociopath. And frick anyone that abuses prey animals.
When I was a little kid, like around preschool age, my parents got me two hamsters, an albino one and a normal brown one. After having them for a while, the albino one somehow managed to squeeze between the bars of its cage and escape. We eventually found it in my parents' bedroom closet being cornered by the cat. One of its legs was literally broken in two, with the bone sticking through the skin and everything, presumably from falling off of something or from the cat. I cried and my parents promised that the hamster would get better. Because I was a dumb kid, I believed them, and the next day the hamster was miraculously completely healthy again. When I was much older, my mom told me that my dad took the injured hamster out into our backyard and shot it with a BB gun until it died, which apparently took quite a while, then went to the pet store and got an identical albino hamster. Even now, I still cringe at what an awful way to die that must have been. I don't know why he didn't just crush it with a brick or something.
Honestly, good on your parents for keeping that from you. But, yeah, the method of execution probably wasn't the best.
When I was in elementary school, my sister put our hamster in a pillowcase and swung it around until it died. What a terrible way to go.
>were children
>asked parents for fish
>parents got 2 fancy goldfish in a 15l plastic horror picrel
>they survived for a while
>time came to go on holiday
>dad unplugged everything in the house when we left
>including the filter
>came back after a week
>fish dead and rotting
The best part? My uncle was coming around the house every day to feed the cat and the fish.
The fish died and he didn't tell us. For a whole fricking week.
When life gives you lemons...
Your dad is a degenerate, i will manifest cancer on him daily.
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We had a family friend that had a hamster and their little shit of a son would roll it around in its ball til it broke its legs. I was too young to really understand the horror of it.
>have two cats already
>parents got a pair of budgies
>come home from school one day
>one bird is somehow missing from the cage
>the other is missing half his leg and screeching constantly
>call mom at work and cry
>she scolds me for calling her
>mom finally comes home
>scolds me again for calling her at work
>tells me to stay in my room
>waits 3 hours for dad to come home and 'deal with the problem'
>eat kraft mac and cheese quietly as if nothing had happened
Mom sounds like a self-important sack of shit, sorry bro.
She is.
Slow boards, where someone will reply to a 25 hour old post and the same person will respond 9 minutes later
What, you don't have push notifications set up for your Wauf threads for maximum shit posts?
is your mom at least hot?