Bats have to drop to fly, so they need to be about four feet off the ground to get going. They can get up themselves, but they have tiny little claws and it takes a while. Also, don't touch microbats, their teeth are tiny and they groom themselves so rabies can spread easy. And I had the prevaccination, but when I went for a shot because I had contacted one I still had to go through the hospital and it was $900 after insurance. Even got a special charge for a head nurse, when I had to call her in and tell her her people were moronic and I didn't need half the shots they were trying to give me because I had already had them and the prevaccination. Make sure there's no skin contact at all and you are good tho
if you ever see a bat on the ground don't touch it, even if you saw it fall there yourself, assume it has rabies, and assume my wiener is very wide and painful
When I was 4~5 I woke up one night hearing some weird noises and when I went to my parent's room there was this enormous bat just laying, wings stretched out as far as possible, on their bed, on top of the sheets over my parents.
I apparently screamed so loud the neighbors came to see what happened. My dad killed the flying rat with a tennis racket.
A long time ago my dad caught about a dozen bats by taking a plastic bag to the entrance to a hollowed out tree branch filled with them and banging in the branch to get them to fly out.
What did he do with these bats? Took them home unannounced and let them loose inside the living room. Mum was not impressed.
From dad:
"When I let the bats go inside I thought it would be fun for you guys to see, but didn’t think it would be so difficult to get them out. Guess I just did dumb male stuff before thinking. Well at least you’ll have memories to laugh at when I’m gone."
There's an abandoned church with a rather tall steeple/belltower around the corner from my house. I can see the bats leave at dusk on clear days but there aren't that many of them in that tower so it's almost a "blink and you miss it" event.
I once found one on my porch, in the snow. I took it inside with my scarf and put it in an old shoe box then to it to a sanctuary the next morning.
They told me it had some sort of disease, forgot what it was called but I was told that while it's harmless to people, bats will spread it to their colonies, causing the lot to die off. I think they killed the poor thing before it could get better and spread its illness further. : (
It was very ugly but I didn't want it to die. : (
: (
When I lived in the desert I'd sit outside stargazing and you could hear the squeaks of bats hunting overhead but rarely see them in the dark. I almost never got bit by mosquitoes during that time due to the air-to-air kill zone.
Based bats.
I work in a fricking office and a series of rabies vaccines could be anywhere from free to $500 depending on the deductible being met (which it always is because i actually take care of myself)
I have good health insurance and it was like 500$ for the vaccine and 900$ for the immunoglobulin. Of course the insurance company paid the hospital about 10,000$, so that cost gets passed off onto society so American doctors and hospital admins can make 4x more than their counterparts in other nations.
They can't get up if they land on the floor? Why?
Last time a bat entered my house, it was clapping his wings like crazy. It was surprisingly precise, tho. It didn't hit on anything and found his way out 5 mins (of uninterrupted flying) later. They really have a weird way to fly, when you think about it.
How are you supposed to help them in the scenario where one of them enter your house and fell on the ground?
Do you put him on a tree? Or do you just throw him in the air and expect them to fly?
There's rescue numbers you can call since odds are they bumped their heads, either that or leave them near a tree or on a decently high up surface so they can fly off.
Bats have to drop to fly, so they need to be about four feet off the ground to get going. They can get up themselves, but they have tiny little claws and it takes a while. Also, don't touch microbats, their teeth are tiny and they groom themselves so rabies can spread easy. And I had the prevaccination, but when I went for a shot because I had contacted one I still had to go through the hospital and it was $900 after insurance. Even got a special charge for a head nurse, when I had to call her in and tell her her people were moronic and I didn't need half the shots they were trying to give me because I had already had them and the prevaccination. Make sure there's no skin contact at all and you are good tho
>Bats have to drop to fly, so they need to be about four feet off the ground to get going.
Can't you just drop them near a tree and expect them to climb it high enough?
actually acid isn't necessarily hot and doesn't actually burn things through heat like fire or boiling water does, it instead simply takes all the water out of your skin which causes the skin cells to shrivel up and die, we only call them chemical "burns" because the layman would think chemical dehydration would sound fairly safe, it's like how capsaicin isn't really "hot" but we still call it that way for simplicities sake.
You can still boil them in boiling acid so long as the acid is hot enough (sulfuric acid is good for this), which also increases its potency. Sulfuric acid is very good at this, due to its high boiling point.
Bats have to drop to fly, so they need to be about four feet off the ground to get going. They can get up themselves, but they have tiny little claws and it takes a while. Also, don't touch microbats, their teeth are tiny and they groom themselves so rabies can spread easy. And I had the prevaccination, but when I went for a shot because I had contacted one I still had to go through the hospital and it was $900 after insurance. Even got a special charge for a head nurse, when I had to call her in and tell her her people were moronic and I didn't need half the shots they were trying to give me because I had already had them and the prevaccination. Make sure there's no skin contact at all and you are good tho
if you ever see a bat on the ground don't touch it, even if you saw it fall there yourself, assume it has rabies, and assume my wiener is very wide and painful
When I was 4~5 I woke up one night hearing some weird noises and when I went to my parent's room there was this enormous bat just laying, wings stretched out as far as possible, on their bed, on top of the sheets over my parents.
I apparently screamed so loud the neighbors came to see what happened. My dad killed the flying rat with a tennis racket.
A long time ago my dad caught about a dozen bats by taking a plastic bag to the entrance to a hollowed out tree branch filled with them and banging in the branch to get them to fly out.
What did he do with these bats? Took them home unannounced and let them loose inside the living room. Mum was not impressed.
I like to refer to it as 'The Great Bat Fiasco'.
What were his intentions?
From dad:
"When I let the bats go inside I thought it would be fun for you guys to see, but didn’t think it would be so difficult to get them out. Guess I just did dumb male stuff before thinking. Well at least you’ll have memories to laugh at when I’m gone."
There's an abandoned church with a rather tall steeple/belltower around the corner from my house. I can see the bats leave at dusk on clear days but there aren't that many of them in that tower so it's almost a "blink and you miss it" event.
I once found one on my porch, in the snow. I took it inside with my scarf and put it in an old shoe box then to it to a sanctuary the next morning.
They told me it had some sort of disease, forgot what it was called but I was told that while it's harmless to people, bats will spread it to their colonies, causing the lot to die off. I think they killed the poor thing before it could get better and spread its illness further. : (
It was very ugly but I didn't want it to die. : (
: (
*gives you rabies*
None of that matters since they can carry rabies.
nah I'm crashing this rabies infested bastard
When I lived in the desert I'd sit outside stargazing and you could hear the squeaks of bats hunting overhead but rarely see them in the dark. I almost never got bit by mosquitoes during that time due to the air-to-air kill zone.
Based bats.
Worry not. I will protect you, little bat!
Now, how can I kill these fricking mice?
I would love these little goobers a lot more if it wasn’t $10,000 to get the rabies vaccine.
You have to pay for rabies vaccine in the US?
Only if you’re unemployed or employed with some gutter class shit like under the table farm work or marijuana processing
I work at a medical diagnostics laboratory and my mid-level insurance will only cover 40%. Top level plan covers 50%
Holy fricking unionized employee batman!
I work in a fricking office and a series of rabies vaccines could be anywhere from free to $500 depending on the deductible being met (which it always is because i actually take care of myself)
I have good health insurance and it was like 500$ for the vaccine and 900$ for the immunoglobulin. Of course the insurance company paid the hospital about 10,000$, so that cost gets passed off onto society so American doctors and hospital admins can make 4x more than their counterparts in other nations.
Only if you are not a bat
Wtf that's straight up criminal, pay up or die a horrible death
They can't get up if they land on the floor? Why?
Last time a bat entered my house, it was clapping his wings like crazy. It was surprisingly precise, tho. It didn't hit on anything and found his way out 5 mins (of uninterrupted flying) later. They really have a weird way to fly, when you think about it.
sonar bro
They dive off of things to fly since their feet are for hanging rather than walking
How are you supposed to help them in the scenario where one of them enter your house and fell on the ground?
Do you put him on a tree? Or do you just throw him in the air and expect them to fly?
There's rescue numbers you can call since odds are they bumped their heads, either that or leave them near a tree or on a decently high up surface so they can fly off.
>Bats have to drop to fly, so they need to be about four feet off the ground to get going.
Can't you just drop them near a tree and expect them to climb it high enough?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ;_;
>noooo frogs are so very low tier they are going extinct
>frog
>If it fits I eats
Boil frogposters alive in acid
actually acid isn't necessarily hot and doesn't actually burn things through heat like fire or boiling water does, it instead simply takes all the water out of your skin which causes the skin cells to shrivel up and die, we only call them chemical "burns" because the layman would think chemical dehydration would sound fairly safe, it's like how capsaicin isn't really "hot" but we still call it that way for simplicities sake.
You can still boil them in boiling acid so long as the acid is hot enough (sulfuric acid is good for this), which also increases its potency. Sulfuric acid is very good at this, due to its high boiling point.
Proofreading is soij jacked btw
I thought it was like some kind of chimera with bat wings for ears and a bat tail for its tongue
Frogs are the most powerful race in the world.