Yea people love to rag on processed foods but they forget why the frick we started processing and adding preservatives to food in the first place.
Fresh fruits and vegetables are one of the most commonly contaminated items in a grocery. Even if you're washing them, you're not going through some stringent sterilizing routine, just putting them under a tap and hoping you've rinsed and smudged all the bad stuff off in the random hand shuffling you did.
>a parasite adapted to living in snake colons over millions of years finds itself hatching in an ape >lost and confused it wanders around starving as it tries to find the snake colon and instead ends up in ape brain >the worm has no nourishment nor a way to reproduce in an ape brain >apes panic and think this will become a pattern somehow because scary nature finds a way what if worm is magic!!?!?11 >worm fricking dies >the end
Holy shit you guys are seriously overreacting to this information. No, eating wild plants won't put a parasite in your brain. For one, this incident is purely an anomoly and not indicative of some widespread adaptation of the worm species in question, there's no reason to assume this'll ever happen again. Second, people have been naturally foraging for plants to use in both food and medicine for years. It's perfectly safe when done right, and you can even do so in urban environments. Look up guides on urban plant foraging right now, it's a great way to eat healthier and more economically.
What happened here is a freak accident and shouldn't impact your outdoor activities.
Then I want to breed some worms that are born loyal to me and sneak their eggs into women's food and drinks. I want the power to completely control women's thoughts and actions. I love women so much I just want to control them and make them happy.
>The researchers say the woman, from southeastern New South Wales in Australia, likely caught the roundworm after collecting a type of native grass, Warrigal greens, beside a lake near where she lived in which the python had shed the parasite via its faeces. >"touch grass" was a Big Roundworm psyop all along
What a twist
>hippy woman likes to eat grass and herbs >most likely doesn't even clean, wash or cook the food to be "most in touch with nature" >wow I have a brainywormy how could this happen!!
all I'm struggling with is do I blame this on hippies or women
Yeah lets prance around the fact she ate worm eggs which made her have a brainworm. Lets autism up that comment to the brim, while she wormed herself because of her dumb disproven unhealthy self-chosen actions. Kys, moron. Eat some worm eggs.
yes Bro that is totally what happened. you slayed that b*txh!!! go chud anons! Wuck Femen! girlz r stupid!!! and hippies too omg hippies are le bad!!!
>hippy woman likes to eat grass and herbs >most likely doesn't even clean, wash or cook the food to be "most in touch with nature" >wow I have a brainywormy how could this happen!!
all I'm struggling with is do I blame this on hippies or women
You owned the libtard snowflakes with this comments!
yes Bro that is totally what happened. you slayed that b*txh!!! go chud anons! Wuck Femen! girlz r stupid!!! and hippies too omg hippies are le bad!!!
Yeah lets prance around the fact she ate worm eggs which made her have a brainworm. Lets autism up that comment to the brim, while she wormed herself because of her dumb disproven unhealthy self-chosen actions. Kys, moron. Eat some worm eggs.
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You owned the libtard snowflakes with this comments!
They are totally incoherent, t-they are already infected by the brainworm!! It's spreading!!
God have mercy on me :'(
Yea people love to rag on processed foods but they forget why the frick we started processing and adding preservatives to food in the first place.
Fresh fruits and vegetables are one of the most commonly contaminated items in a grocery. Even if you're washing them, you're not going through some stringent sterilizing routine, just putting them under a tap and hoping you've rinsed and smudged all the bad stuff off in the random hand shuffling you did.
We are we are we are we are
I can't stop to think this is the cause of my tinnitus and visual fog now.
There's really nothing to be concerned about. Worms need homes too. Live and let live, I always say.
>mfw forgetful, depressed python owner
Maybe I'm not moronic. Maybe I just have a worm in my brain.
I have terminal toxoplasmosis, I'd feel bad for any worm who would stumble into my brain
>a parasite adapted to living in snake colons over millions of years finds itself hatching in an ape
>lost and confused it wanders around starving as it tries to find the snake colon and instead ends up in ape brain
>the worm has no nourishment nor a way to reproduce in an ape brain
>apes panic and think this will become a pattern somehow because scary nature finds a way what if worm is magic!!?!?11
>worm fricking dies
>the end
The woke left and israelites don't want you to have brain parasites, the israelite fears the white man with brain worms.
We all have a worm in our brain.
Yes, we all have a worm in our brain.
the baldur's gate 3 shilling is going too far
>tfw no alien brain parasite to give me psionic abilities
Holy shit you guys are seriously overreacting to this information. No, eating wild plants won't put a parasite in your brain. For one, this incident is purely an anomoly and not indicative of some widespread adaptation of the worm species in question, there's no reason to assume this'll ever happen again. Second, people have been naturally foraging for plants to use in both food and medicine for years. It's perfectly safe when done right, and you can even do so in urban environments. Look up guides on urban plant foraging right now, it's a great way to eat healthier and more economically.
What happened here is a freak accident and shouldn't impact your outdoor activities.
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did you really just make that?
the I love brains sign does it for me
>I heart brain
lost
>the brain worms can control their hosts to run PR for them on Wauf
It's over.
Then I want to breed some worms that are born loyal to me and sneak their eggs into women's food and drinks. I want the power to completely control women's thoughts and actions. I love women so much I just want to control them and make them happy.
>The researchers say the woman, from southeastern New South Wales in Australia, likely caught the roundworm after collecting a type of native grass, Warrigal greens, beside a lake near where she lived in which the python had shed the parasite via its faeces.
>"touch grass" was a Big Roundworm psyop all along
What a twist
Oh no
Silly worm, that's not soil, get out of here
>forgetfulness and depression
I think I'm infected, what do I do animalsisters?
Infected with temperatus intellectual speralles tape worm. Common affliction, but fret no since I'm here to help.
Just stay still for a bit...
Wow a talking worm
>you're one stray animal turd away from brain worms
>hippy woman likes to eat grass and herbs
>most likely doesn't even clean, wash or cook the food to be "most in touch with nature"
>wow I have a brainywormy how could this happen!!
all I'm struggling with is do I blame this on hippies or women
yes Bro that is totally what happened. you slayed that b*txh!!! go chud anons! Wuck Femen! girlz r stupid!!! and hippies too omg hippies are le bad!!!
Yeah lets prance around the fact she ate worm eggs which made her have a brainworm. Lets autism up that comment to the brim, while she wormed herself because of her dumb disproven unhealthy self-chosen actions. Kys, moron. Eat some worm eggs.
You owned the libtard snowflakes with this comments!
hello madam, please show me your feet
They are totally incoherent, t-they are already infected by the brainworm!! It's spreading!!
God have mercy on me :'(
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