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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea people love to rag on processed foods but they forget why the frick we started processing and adding preservatives to food in the first place.
    Fresh fruits and vegetables are one of the most commonly contaminated items in a grocery. Even if you're washing them, you're not going through some stringent sterilizing routine, just putting them under a tap and hoping you've rinsed and smudged all the bad stuff off in the random hand shuffling you did.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are we are we are we are

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stop to think this is the cause of my tinnitus and visual fog now.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's really nothing to be concerned about. Worms need homes too. Live and let live, I always say.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw forgetful, depressed python owner

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I'm not moronic. Maybe I just have a worm in my brain.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have terminal toxoplasmosis, I'd feel bad for any worm who would stumble into my brain

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a parasite adapted to living in snake colons over millions of years finds itself hatching in an ape
    >lost and confused it wanders around starving as it tries to find the snake colon and instead ends up in ape brain
    >the worm has no nourishment nor a way to reproduce in an ape brain
    >apes panic and think this will become a pattern somehow because scary nature finds a way what if worm is magic!!?!?11
    >worm fricking dies
    >the end

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The woke left and israelites don't want you to have brain parasites, the israelite fears the white man with brain worms.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We all have a worm in our brain.
    Yes, we all have a worm in our brain.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the baldur's gate 3 shilling is going too far

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no alien brain parasite to give me psionic abilities

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit you guys are seriously overreacting to this information. No, eating wild plants won't put a parasite in your brain. For one, this incident is purely an anomoly and not indicative of some widespread adaptation of the worm species in question, there's no reason to assume this'll ever happen again. Second, people have been naturally foraging for plants to use in both food and medicine for years. It's perfectly safe when done right, and you can even do so in urban environments. Look up guides on urban plant foraging right now, it's a great way to eat healthier and more economically.

    What happened here is a freak accident and shouldn't impact your outdoor activities.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Top jej

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you really just make that?
        the I love brains sign does it for me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I heart brain
        lost

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the brain worms can control their hosts to run PR for them on Wauf
      It's over.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then I want to breed some worms that are born loyal to me and sneak their eggs into women's food and drinks. I want the power to completely control women's thoughts and actions. I love women so much I just want to control them and make them happy.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The researchers say the woman, from southeastern New South Wales in Australia, likely caught the roundworm after collecting a type of native grass, Warrigal greens, beside a lake near where she lived in which the python had shed the parasite via its faeces.
    >"touch grass" was a Big Roundworm psyop all along
    What a twist

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silly worm, that's not soil, get out of here

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forgetfulness and depression
    I think I'm infected, what do I do animalsisters?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Infected with temperatus intellectual speralles tape worm. Common affliction, but fret no since I'm here to help.

      Just stay still for a bit...

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow a talking worm

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're one stray animal turd away from brain worms

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hippy woman likes to eat grass and herbs
      >most likely doesn't even clean, wash or cook the food to be "most in touch with nature"
      >wow I have a brainywormy how could this happen!!
      all I'm struggling with is do I blame this on hippies or women

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes Bro that is totally what happened. you slayed that b*txh!!! go chud anons! Wuck Femen! girlz r stupid!!! and hippies too omg hippies are le bad!!!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah lets prance around the fact she ate worm eggs which made her have a brainworm. Lets autism up that comment to the brim, while she wormed herself because of her dumb disproven unhealthy self-chosen actions. Kys, moron. Eat some worm eggs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes Bro that is totally what happened. you slayed that b*txh!!! go chud anons! Wuck Femen! girlz r stupid!!! and hippies too omg hippies are le bad!!!

            >hippy woman likes to eat grass and herbs
            >most likely doesn't even clean, wash or cook the food to be "most in touch with nature"
            >wow I have a brainywormy how could this happen!!
            all I'm struggling with is do I blame this on hippies or women

            You owned the libtard snowflakes with this comments!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          hello madam, please show me your feet

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes Bro that is totally what happened. you slayed that b*txh!!! go chud anons! Wuck Femen! girlz r stupid!!! and hippies too omg hippies are le bad!!!

        Yeah lets prance around the fact she ate worm eggs which made her have a brainworm. Lets autism up that comment to the brim, while she wormed herself because of her dumb disproven unhealthy self-chosen actions. Kys, moron. Eat some worm eggs.

        [...]
        [...]
        You owned the libtard snowflakes with this comments!

        They are totally incoherent, t-they are already infected by the brainworm!! It's spreading!!
        God have mercy on me :'(

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like:
        >dodge lethal Strayan wildlife for years on end when picking your favourite parasite-infested poopgrass
        Based zerofricks sheilaboomer

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